Chapter 001: I'm a Cannibal Flower
Hua Ni feels that she is quite pitiful, your sister, she finally cultivated into a human form, and got a license from the Demon Hunting Alliance to open a flower shop in the world.
As a result, less than three days after it opened, an uncle appeared out of nowhere, insisting that she was a goblin and had to kill her.
As a man-eating flower demon (although she has never eaten people, it's just called that), she also has a temper, okay?
Don't be cowardly, just do it!
Without saying a word, Hua Ni rushed up with a flower shovel and fought with the stinky Taoist.
After hundreds of rounds, she almost crushed the stinky Taoist under her, and suddenly she didn't know what kind of magic weapon the stinky Taoist took out.
After a flash of golden light, she lost consciousness.
I grass!
She's actually yin?!
When she woke up again, Hua Ni stood in the courtyard of her house, looking at the dome, dozens of meters high metal buildings around her, speechless.
Her family's two-story antique wooden building stands among these high-rise buildings, like a dwarf.
Other people's unified silver-white metal, only her yard is full of flowers and trees, and it is a log-colored wooden building, which simply stands out from the crowd.
Wait, it's a flock of chickens, right?
Hua Ni touched her chin, and always felt that it was either her hallucination, or that she had a problem with her memory.
If she remembers it well, the small building she chose is on this ancient street as a tourist attraction, right?
Although only her shop is an independent courtyard, aren't the surrounding houses about the same height as her small building, and they are ancient?
So where did this semi-circular metal building come from?
Just as she was wondering, a man suddenly walked in from outside. He is not very old, he should be in his early 20s, with vigorous facial features, and short hair on his head, but he is silvery-white.
His eyes widened, and he leaned over the red apricot tree in the doorway with an expression of disbelief, his delicate face almost touching the pink/tender flowers.
"Is this a flower? Is this a real flower? It can't be my delusion, right? Or am I dreaming, I actually saw the real flower......"
He muttered as he reached out to touch the red apricot.
[Giggles......] The red apricot was a little itchy to the touch, and suddenly laughed.
Hua Ni was startled, and quickly slapped it, slapped it on the red apricot branch, and glared fiercely: What are you laughing at? You're a goblin, what if you scare ordinary people? Don't you know that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a sperm
Chengjing's red apricot almost choked, but she was afraid of this woman's violence and didn't dare to resist, so she could only pretend to be dead.
The young man was stunned for a moment: "Flower ...... Will laugh? ”
Hua Ni looked serious: "No! You heard it wrong! The red apricot tree at the door is not for sale, if you want to buy flowers, you have to look at the white porcelain pots, only the plants in the white porcelain pots are sold. ”
Did he really hear it wrong? The young man scratched his head: "You mean white?" You're all real plants, not plastic flowers made of some special material, right? I'm telling you, I'm a soldier, and if you dare to lie to me, I'll take you court-martialed. ”
Hua Ni silently glanced at the young man's silver-white tights, if it weren't for the fact that the neckline and cuffs were black, and his skin was also a normal yellow complexion, she would have thought that he was not wearing clothes.
Now the young people of this age really don't understand, their hair is dyed white, and their clothes are strangely dressed, so they think that they are the prince in the second dimension.
Fortunately, she had special training in the Monster Hunting Alliance, so she didn't make a fuss and screamed.
She said: "You think too much, the plants in me are genuine, except for some particularly high-end ones that are not sold, the others are absolutely pure and pure green plants, without a little ginseng." ”
Just kidding, if she sold the goblin as an ordinary plant, it would be a big loss.
I don't know how difficult it is to make plants refined. The goblin also knows how to settle accounts, so she won't do such a thankless job.
The young man tinkered with his watch (i.e., the light brain): "I recorded what you just said, and now it is urgent to regret it, otherwise it will be found out that it is fake in the future, and it will become a testimony for you to deceive the soldiers." ”
Hua Ni: Which middle school boy is this, hurry up and take it away!