As if agreeing with Yu Jiaojiao's statement, Xia Xiaoyu's fingers quickly beat flexibly on the keyboard, replying to messages.

Xia Xiaoyu: Jiaojiao, what you seem to say does have some truth!

Yu Jiaojiao: No, that's the truth!

Xia Xiaoyu: But that still doesn't convince me!

Yu Jiaojiao: Let's use another analogy, if you hadn't met Hu Weicheng, would you not be married?

Xia Xiaoyu: No, you have to get married!

Yu Jiaojiao: You still want to get married, so do you want to continue to go on a blind date?

Xia Xiaoyu: Yes!

Yu Jiaojiao: On that blind date, will you meet a lot of men?

Xia Xiaoyu: Yes!

Yu Jiaojiao: The strange things I met on a blind date are not more than normal people!

Talking about this, Xia Xiaoyu remembered her blind date history along the way, and she actually encountered a lot of strange things.

Like what:

The first is a poor dick, poor and bragging, machismo.

Blind date man: Don't look at me now, I don't have any money now, let me tell you, give me a year, I can earn 100 million, when the time comes, you who accompany me through thick and thin, just need to be a housewife at home to serve me and my parents!

Xia Xiaoyu: What is your occupation?

Blind date man: I'm a takeaway, no, the wind and rain can't stop me from moving forward.

Xia Xiaoyu: ......

Don't despise food delivery, but, bragging, there is also a degree, food delivery, make 100 million a year?

Wait for the answer online, so anxious!

The second type, Ma Bao Nan, takes my mother to say every word.

Blind date man: My mother said that if you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you must find a big butt and be good at giving birth; My mother said that the daughter-in-law should look for a good-looking one, otherwise, it will affect the genes of the next generation; My mother said that the bride price can only be 18,888 yuan, and no more than one point will be given; My mother said that the first thing to do when she got married was to give her a big fat boy so that she could pass on the lineage......

Xia Xiaoyu: I'm sorry, I don't want to be your mother!

The third is to pick the black hole by picking at the sky and the ground.

Blind date man: I can marry you, but I won't waste a penny to hold a wedding, it's best to keep everything simple, just get a marriage certificate, in the future, work at home, you have to do, work, you must also go, give birth to a child, my mother is not in good health, don't bring it, so, you must also bring the child, and you have to pay for the family expenses......

Xia Xiaoyu: Since I'm so good, why do I still look for you!

Fourth, foolishness.

Blind date man: After we are together, I hope that you can be like me, honor my parents, and it is best to do not fight back and scold and not return the mouth, because they raised us, especially my mother, the hardest, she has paid a lot for our family, I hope you can learn from her......

Xia Xiaoyu: Your mother worked hard, it was your father who caused the tragedy, I don't want to repeat this tragedy!

The fifth type is the hypocrite.

Blind date man: I am an honest person, I hope to live an ordinary life.

As a result, in WeChat, chatting with a bunch of beautiful girls was in full swing, and the explicit words were unsightly......

Sixth, first love is the most beautiful, I'm waiting for her to divorce and lick the dog man.

Blind date man: You, not as good as my first love, let me tell you, my first love, very beautiful, very good, unfortunately, because of me, let her marry someone else, I know, she married life, very unhappy, so, I am not not married, I am just waiting for her to divorce, I came on a blind date today, clearly said just a formality, if you insist on marrying me, I have no objection, but, I will not love you, when my first love divorces, you will also divorce me......

Xia Xiaoyu: Hehe~

Seventh, I am ugly and I am violent.

Blind date man: Let me tell you, don't think that you have a little look, just hook up with a little white face, if I find out, I will definitely beat you to death!

Xia Xiaoyu: People like you, it is also a miracle that you can find a daughter-in-law, if you are inferior, you can make more money, domestic violence, what kind of ability, love your wife and spoil your wife, that is a real man! I suggest you listen, I'm ugly but I'm gentle.

Eighth, the heart is higher than the sky, and the life is thinner than paper.

Let me tell you, I am a person who wants to do big things, so I will not do a low-level career, and I hope that you can earn money to support your family before my career starts.

Xia Xiaoyu: I'm sorry, I'm also a big person, so, understand!

The ninth, passerby A passerby B.

Blind date man: Hello, nice to meet you!

Since then, there has been no contact......

Xia Xiaoyu: Hey, 110, the blind date is missing!

Xia Xiaoyu has met more than these blind dates, but these are really impressive and unforgettable.

(Note: Blind dates can still meet good, here is just a special case, don't be scared, but when you encounter a strange thing, please turn around and leave.) ）

Immediately, Xia Xiaoyu continued to reply to WeChat.

Xia Xiaoyu: Jiaojiao, what you said is so right, most of the blind dates you meet are wonderful, it's too difficult to meet a normal person!

Yu Jiaojiao: If there is no Hu Weicheng, you have to choose one of these wonders, what will you do?

Xia Xiaoyu: I'd rather choose to die on the spot!

Yu Jiaojiao: Looking at it the other way, compared to those wonders, how is Hu Weicheng?

Xia Xiaoyu: It's simply the sun during the day and the moon at night, dazzling and normal.

Yu Jiaojiao: When you went on a blind date, you learned that he had two children, but his wife was dead, and he was put together with other wonders, how would you choose him or other wonders?

Xia Xiaoyu: Yes, I will choose him......

Yu Jiaojiao: Then what are you still struggling with, is it possible, do you still want to wait for Zhang Hengbo to marry you?

Xia Xiaoyu: Before yesterday, I did have this idea, but after yesterday, I didn't have it.

Yu Jiaojiao: That's it, anyway, you and I are willing to get married, so if you are divorced, try to understand Hu Weicheng, to understand the two children, maybe, there will be unexpected surprises!

Xia Xiaoyu: It seems that there is some truth.

Yu Jiaojiao: Just think, give yourself a chance, love after marriage, it's not bad, I want to find a good man to love after marriage first, if you don't love, you can occupy the position first, I don't think it's appropriate, when the time comes, it's not too late to divorce, but you don't suffer, it's good, the handsome guy is eye-catching.

Xia Xiaoyu: You have a good look!

Yu Jiaojiao: Okay, okay, little daughter-in-law, cheer up, go defend your family, and get rid of the uninvited woman.

Xia Xiaoyu: How do you drive away, do you want to blow it away with a broom?

Yu Jiaojiao: Why are you so stupid, aren't they making cookies, you can go too, you can't let her be alone with your husband and children!

Xia Xiaoyu: But I don't know how to make cookies!

Yu Jiaojiao: OMG, you won't do it, but you can eat it!

Xia Xiaoyu: Is this really okay?

Yu Jiaojiao: If you don't try, how do you know that you can't?

Xia Xiaoyu: The parents are beautiful, virtuous, with a sweet voice, and laughing, just like the Virgin smiling.

Yu Jiaojiao: But, legally, you are Hu Weicheng's wife and child's mother!

Xia Xiaoyu: What should I do if I fail?

Yu Jiaojiao: Then, let's make two plans, the first plan is that you go to the kitchen to make trouble, and the second plan is to tell me your children's preferences and the address of your new home, and I will come to your rescue.

Xia Xiaoyu: What a drop! Brother, favorite car, sister, likes shiny things, and princess dresses, fairy dresses......

Yu Jiaojiao: OK, I got it.

Xia Xiaoyu: My new home is in the Diamond Community, 601, 6th Floor, Area C.

Yu Jiaojiao: I dare to come right away, you implement Plan A first!

Xia Xiaoyu: Okay!