"That's what I do, isn't that interesting?"

Suddenly, Hikaru Oda came up with such a sentence.

"Hmm... Although it is cruel to say that the destruction of the world or something... But it's really interesting. ”

This is the nature of nothingness, and that chaotic impulse never goes away.

Hikaru Oda didn't say anything, but his smile became more pronounced, and after unifying his opinion, Hikaru continued to make his video call.

The first person to answer the phone after a flurry of dials is Evil Morty.

“……”

Morty followed the example of Commander Yodo and quietly watched the light at his luxurious desk, without any self-consciousness as a subordinate.

"I'm busy, I'm quick to ......"

Before Morty finished pretending to be forced, he was educated by the light, so he turned on the light and punched the projection, and directly sent Morty two black-eyed blues:

"You little deflated/calf, give a little sunshine and you will be brilliant is not ......"

Fight while talking, fight while talking, and then wrap up with a mummy Yes Morty will be honest.

"Boss, I'm sorry, I'm floating."

"I have a task for you, first go to the Demon Swallow Immovable City and stand by...... By the way, remember to suppress it, and I'll equip you with men. (Magic Swallowing Immovable City: Base of Operations under the Light Men)

"Understood."

Morty, who was educated, honestly went to work.

After that, Hikari dialed the most troublesome of the laughing bats. He's on a mission right now, and there's a lot of trouble in there.

After the phone was dialed, the scene was very big, this was a car accident scene? Overturned cars, moaning people, and clowns in Hawaiian beachwear taking pictures!

The guy who is the last thing you want to see now has appeared.

This Joker is a Joker from the off-world of Deadly Jokes, in which world he played Gordon crazy and broke Batman is simply the hero of the Jokers.

This guy is an excellent employee, and he doesn't want to be like other little brothers who always want to start, go down, or slaughter the light.

But when he encounters such a good thing as being able to spoil a world without any scruples, he will definitely throw away his current task.

It seems that the Laughing Bat is doing something again.

No, he's squatting on the overturned car and smiling at Hikari, and although he usually laughs like that, this time Hikari swears with his Kamen Rider collection that he's definitely smiling.

But he wasn't crazy enough to provoke the light, he jumped straight down and directly stunned a young man who leaned out half of his body in the car.

In this way, I noticed that this was not Tony Stark in the form of a little milk dog, and it was not his "friend" Howard Stark who was lying on the ground moaning.

This should be the day Howard was killed by the Winter Soldier. However, the change of place aroused the interest of the light.

"Stinky bat, you get out to the Demon Swallow Immovable City, there is a task for you, don't challenge my patience."

One sentence drove the laughing bat away, and now the most important clown has something interesting to do.

Apparently the clown also spotted the light, and saw him running over with his farts and pulling out a dozen photos as he ran.

"Boss, this is the result of my hundreds of years, and there are a lot of them in the central finite curve!"

Just looking at the clown in front of him, he is just trying to be assigned a few interesting tasks, not to flatter the light, once the light can't satisfy the desires of these evil people, they will definitely rebel immediately.

Just looked at these photos carefully, the first one was the earth full of zombies, and this was the zombie universe.

The second is the Iron Lady in a steel suit and Captain America kissing each other, this is Stark accidentally mothered himself in order to treat his parents when he was young, and the experience after that is almost the same, but during the Civil War, she and Captain America reached an understanding and got married.

3rd ......

These are all parallel universes, and it seems that the Joker works very hard, and a Marvel Universe that was almost broken by light has made him play.

"Well done, I'll continue to give you some interesting tasks in the future, now tell me about your current plans, by the way, I've erased the traces of my previous coming here, play with confidence, as long as you don't spoil this world."

The clown was a little unhappy when he heard the light, but ...... The clown didn't know what he thought of, so he was happy again.

"I assigned myself the status of a psychiatrist, and of course I was wearing makeup at that time."

The clown was clearly a little smug.

"Thanks to my efforts, the relationship between the Stark family has significantly eased, and the super soldier serum was handed over to me by Howard for me to take with me today, while he actually took his son for a Christmas."

"Wait, your idea doesn't seem to be interesting, it's too old-fashioned."

Critical light feels that this low-level plan does not fit the identity of the clown.

"Boss, times have changed, it used to take a bad day to create a clown, now to create a clown you just need to push him into society."

"I will raise Tony Stark as an adult, I will take care of him as if he were my child, I will let him have a happy life, and teach him to be a real hero, and then I will just wait for the free American society to destroy him."

"Now I need to give him a target for hatred, hahaha. Then teach him to let go of hatred and be a noble person, hahaha......"

The clown's five fingers were deeply inserted into his own skin, epidermis, dermis and finally subcutaneous tissue, accompanied by the sound of puff ~ puff ~ snort, the clown gradually pulled off his face.

The clown's emaciated face didn't have much fat, and he looked at the face in front of him with some doubts, and suddenly his doubts were solved, and he inserted his hands through the wound on his forehead, and then he ripped off his own scalp.

"Boss do me a favor, Bacchus Gold...... Yes! … Hahaha, ahh ”

Before he could finish speaking, he pressed his hand on his head, which was only muscle, and then in the bright light, the clown's unbridled laughter mixed with his screams pierced out.

After a while, when Hikari withdrew his hand, he appeared in front of everyone with a man with refreshing blonde hair that shone like the sun, and Hikari's craftsmanship was perfect.

But the clown is not particularly appreciative:

“…… Boss, I didn't look like this before...... Never mind. Boss wants to hear what I'm going to do next. ”

"Please start your show."

"First of all...... Come to think of it, first of all... By the way, I'm going to take a medical license, I'm forging an identity, who asked the boss to change my face. ”

"Then I cut off Howard's head, put it in the lampshade to make a table lamp, and put the purest Bacchus gold in it so that he could watch his son grow up."

A handsome, sunny face is wantonly spitting out this venom, which makes the light unbearable:

"To save face, Howard is an old acquaintance of mine, and we're 'good guys', we're acting to save the world."

The clown looked up and down at the light, which had turned into a silhouette, and his face was only a mouth that had been cracked to the base of his ears, and everyone could see that he was quite happy.

But the clown is a subordinate of the light after all, and in the end he still gave in:

"Okay, I'll change him a nice lampshade."

After that, he walked gently to Stark's side, his pale fingers gently caressing his back, it was like a live broadcast of Brokeback Mountain.

But just knowing that the Joker is treating Stark as Batman, this Joker is too successful, he lost his biggest dream - to fight with Batman forever between good and evil, and now he seems to have found a replacement for Batman.

Then the Joker gently crushed Stark's entire spine:

"Now that he is completely paralyzed, I am the only one in this world who can cure him, and he should become my best 'friend' after a few years of getting along day and night, you say yes."