Volume 1: Boring Worlds and Other Worlds (I) Chapter 12: The Pope of the Machines (III)

Chapter 12: The Mechanical Pope (III)

After saying that he was going to use the freezer for the corpse, Hikaru Oda disappeared in front of Tony's eyes.

Tony looked at the empty home again, and it felt like a dream, but the coffee on the table was still steaming, reminding him that it wasn't a dream... Wait, the coffee is still on the table!

This is God's cup of coffee, and it contains the coffee that God has made himself, or God has drunk, and this is a holy grail, or else? Thinking of this, Tony still couldn't resist his curiosity, and picked up his coffee.

He first sniffed it: 'This scent is definitely good. After being intoxicated for a while, he first took out a test tube and a cotton swab, and then wiped the position of Oda Hikaru drinking coffee with a cotton swab, trying to get the DNA of the gods, although he himself didn't know if it was useful, but he wouldn't lose a piece of meat if he tried.

After that, I left some coffee for testing, and only after I finished it was done did I take a sip of coffee carefully: 'Well... It's hard to drink, it's hard to drink...... ' his mind flashed with only these few words, and he was unconscious.

Lying on the ground, Tony's facial features were twisted, his limbs were still twitching, and in the blink of an eye, sweat soaked his clothes, in short, his pain was visible to the naked eye.

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On the other side, Hikaru Oda was walking down the streets of Hell's Kitchen, but his image was very different, with a total of ten large gold slippers in his hands, a golden Rolex on the left and right on his wrists, and seven or eight half-meter-long gold chains around his neck.

He looks like a lot of dirt now, but even if he dresses like this, no one will come and rob him in Hell's Kitchen.

For him, he was fishing for law enforcement, and those who robbed him were going to be used as teaching aids, and he would think: 'Is the shape too exaggerated, or is the avenue too eye-catching to do?' Thinking so, he turned into the alley.

"Don't move! I'm going to kill you! As soon as he walked in, a knife was pressed against Hikaru Oda's waist, and at the same time, a slightly crazy voice came.

Feeling the knife on his waist, Hikaru Oda smiled happily: "Hahahaha~~~ Great, finally someone came, as a human being you are really a garbage, sucking // drugs, raping, stealing, betraying friends, forcing girlfriends to sell silver and the most important thing is unfilial piety, so contribute to the continuation of the universe." ”

By the time Oda Hikaru turned around, the man behind him had lost his breath, but Oda Hikaru still took a gold ring from his hand and put it in his pocket: "This is your life money." ”

Invisible darkness enveloped the corpse, and when the darkness was gone, the corpse disappeared as well.

"Go ahead, at least 79 to finish teaching."

After such a night, Hell's Kitchen turned out to be a little quieter, and of course, the two gangs collided with Hikaru Oda yesterday.

"It's really a bumper harvest, 589 sinners have been collected, so let's go find the ancient one now." At this time, Hikaru Oda had already walked out of Hell's Kitchen, and all the gold on his body had been emitted, and he seemed to be a lot more normal.

"Jingle Bell~"

"Welcome to Oliver's Antique Store, what do you need?" A middle-aged man in a suit and vest received Hikaru Oda.

Hikaru Oda looked around, turned around and didn't find what he wanted to buy, so he asked, "Do you have a door here?" It's that old, it's weird, it's the weird feeling that it's better to have a curse. ”

Oda Hikaru's words were stumped by the shopkeeper, and he said apologetically: "I'm sorry sir, this kind of door you want is an unpopular collection, and I don't have what you want." ”

However, Oda Hikaru waved his hand casually: "It doesn't matter, it's not necessary, I just want to play some tricks, do you have an ancient map and a globe here?" ”

Although the shopkeeper didn't quite understand what Hikaru Oda was trying to say, he still had ancient maps and globes here.

"We still have a globe on the ancient map here, please move."

"Look at this, this globe is a product of the 16th century, it can also be opened, inside is a wine cabinet, very tasteful ......"

"You're looking at this, this East India Company's Governor's private collection, you're looking at this gem......"

"This map is a ...... used by Washington during the Revolutionary War"

After watching it for a long time, Oda Hikaru turned over the difficulty of choosing.,Although it's just a prop that uses everything, it's the same but there are too many things.,I like the way this looks.,I like the function of that.,The gem of that is amazing......

After thinking about it for a long time, he decided to also enjoy the feeling of a local tyrant: "How much is the boss?" ”

The boss was also stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect the individual in front of him to be so bold, and he was stunned for a moment before saying, "Guest, please wait for me to calculate." ”

Suddenly, a row of throwing knives caught his attention, it was actually Cthulhu-style, with tentacles wrapped around the sharp blades of the bones, and the handle was a human hand bone, this throwing knife was completely made of biological materials.

"Boss, I also want this set of throwing knives."

"Yes sir." For Brother Hao, the boss did not dare to slack off at all.

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Half an hour later, the owner of the antique shop stood on the street blankly, carrying only a suitcase in his hand, and had just sold all the antiques in the store, and sold them for ten times the price.

His dream is about to come true, he wants to go to China, where to settle down, get married and have children, and live in the United States in his heart. He's fed up with America, it's a terrible feeling to not dare to go out at night, he feels like he's going to be shot in the street at any moment......

As for why Hikaru Oda bought this store, it was because this store was a rare single-family building, and it was still Gothic, and it looked cool, so he bought it back and took it back to live when he would go.

In short, this is not the main purpose, his purpose is to make a wave of Kama Taj, so as not to get the ancient one to come and find trouble.

I'm a little monster,

Carefree and at ease,

Kill without blinking,

Eat people without salt,

Seven or eight in one bite,

The belly will burst,

Thatched hut to,

I remembered forgetting to bring paper.

Singing a song he learned somewhere, Hikaru Oda randomly picked a globe and found Kathmandu, where Kama Taj was located.

"Gu Yi, if you can survive, I'll give you a chance, come to me."

With that, Hikaru Oda pulled out a handful of Safras Firedemon Ragnaros, a souvenir from when he and his daughter went to Azeroth. (Actually, I liked it very much when I played World of Warcraft before the time travel, so I got it specially.) )

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At this time, most of the Kama Taj in Kathmandu were thrown into a juicer, and they instantly turned into tomato juice all over the floor.

said that most people actually only survived Gu Yi, and she was also covered with scars at this time.

"Gu Yi, if you can survive, I'll give you a chance, come to me."

Such an abrupt sentence came into the ears of the ancient one, but the ancient one ignored it, she still has a hole card, the eye of Agomoto.

This time the enemy was too strong, she had no room to resist at all, and the Eye of Agamotto was her last hope.

With her trick, the eye of Agomoto opened little by little, and time began to rewind, but the outer god is the outer god, and the time gem can't shake him.

But in the eyes of the Ancient One, it's a different story, 'The timeline has been crossed, the cause and effect have been locked, no matter how you go back, they will be killed, who is it?' Going to an appointment? ’

However, the ancient one did not dwell on it for too long or at all, she opened the passage to Oda Hikaru, and it was her mission to save the world, even if it was to send her to death. Besides, with the strength of the enemy, you can't run away at all.

But behind the passage was a park, and there was only one person in front of her eating a picnic.

"Hello Ancient One, you passed my test, so come here." As he spoke, Hikaru Oda patted the grass beside him.

And the ancient one did not attack directly at this time, but did the opposite side of Oda Hikari.

"You are?"

"Oh, what a rude thing to forget I haven't introduced myself yet." He said that he was rude, but his face did not show the slightest expression.

"The things that dwell in the hukou, Tavir Yat Umr, the eternal guardian of the Gate of the Silver Key, the primeval eternal, Hikaru Oda."

The ancient one is the ancient one, just by hearing the name, she knows how great Oda Hikaru is, but she is also crazy to absorb the magic of Dormammu, because the guy in front of her is an outer god.

"You seem to be thinking of some kind of faux pas, but it doesn't matter, listen to me quietly now, I'm here to create a parallel world. And now you have a choice to make, whether to hinder me or to help me. ”

Time has smoothed the edges and corners of the ancient one, but now the edges and corners are really not needed: "This lord, creating a parallel world means chaos, and the world will be destroyed at that time, can you please open the net." ”

"Ah, you may be mistaken, my purpose in creating parallel worlds is to collect materials, I am a cartoonist, but I can promise you that my manga will have a good ending. Come and help me, and I will resurrect your disciples.

Or do you choose to die here and then I move on to my footage collection. ”

It's really desperate now, but there is good news, at least he doesn't want to destroy the world, promise him, at least I can help stabilize the parallel world. ’

The absolute power made Gu Yi come up with the answer with just a simple thought: "Subordinate Gu Yi to meet the adult." Saying that, Gu Yi knelt on the ground to show his submission.

"You really know the times, as my subordinate, I will not be stingy, accept my gift."

After Oda Hikaru finished speaking, the ancient one felt that the magic he had absorbed was dissipating, and then a new magic power appeared in his body, and after a while, the ancient one felt that he could pinch Dormammu to death with one hand.