A greasy T-shirt with a robot cat is drawn, and then a ball is pierced, his face is cracked, and the fat man looks very happy, he looks the same age as Qin Kun, but he is half a head lower. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Qin Kun squinted: "You said Lao Tzu robbed your pudding?" Fatty, let's talk about it, who said that the pudding is yours? ”

The fat man said: "That plate is my plate, and there is my saliva on it!" ”

Vomit -

Qin Kun saw that the corners of the fat man's mouth were full of food dregs, and he was a little disgusted.

It's okay not to say it, why does Qin Kun feel so disgusting.

"I've licked that pudding!"

The fat man continued to mend the knife.

Qin Kun retorted: "Deliberately disgusting me, right?" The snow-topped ice cream on the pudding hasn't been touched, you lick it! ”

The fat man found that he was disgusting to Qin Kun, wiped his mouth, and his eyes flashed with murderous aura: "Boy, the fat man remembers you!" I'm telling you, don't want to eat a pudding tonight!! I, Wang Qian, do what I say! ”

it? Threaten me!

Qin Kun was not convinced: "You wait, I have to order not only the pudding tonight, but also what you want to eat!" I, Qin Kun, also do what I say! ”

The fat man and Qin Kun went toe-to-toe, squeezing each other, and began to frantically grab the food, while running all the way towards the cooking room in the backyard of the manor.

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At the door of a room in the backyard, a heroic girl took the police uniform she had just taken off, wore a traditional green shirt, and asked, "Senior brother, is it appropriate for you not to change your clothes?" After a while, Master will definitely say you. ”

Next to the girl, there was a drunken beard, an unfashionable old-fashioned military T-shirt, and a large pair of pants on the lower body.

He hiccuped: "Your other two senior brothers are here, and the old man can't take care of me...... I'll go to the cooking room to see if there's any wine, Fu Zong is too picky, this wine is like brown sugar water, and I don't want to say anything good! ”

The drunkard walked leisurely to the cooking room, and suddenly, a huge force knocked him down, and the bottle fell to the ground, spilling the wine.

The drunkard glared angrily: "Who?!" ”

Qin Kun and the fat man pushed each other as if they were fighting, and when they found that they had bumped into someone, the fat man's eyes rolled, and he immediately said, "It's him!" ”

Holy! Why is this fat man more shameless than me?

"I'm sorry, I was in a hurry just now......"

Qin Kun looked sorry, helped the man up, and when he was halfway up, he found that the person's face was a little familiar.

It's you?!

Isn't this the drunkard that the Spiritual Investigation Department of the Criminal Investigation Brigade saw?

it! It's his black dog that calls himself long and black dog short, and throws himself out of the door like rags!

Qin Kun immediately let go of the drunkard, and the drunkard fell to the ground again, and the wine bottle was pressed against the crotch of his pants, making a terrible scream.

Ha?

The fat man was happy to hear it, clapped his hands and said, "Good boy, I have to learn from you as a fake good person!" It's so much fun! ”

The drunkard was thrown twice in a row, and he was so angry that after seeing that it was Qin Kun, he gritted his teeth: "It turned out to be a little black dog!" Haven't you cleaned it up? ”

Qin Kun found out that the female police officer Su Lin also came today, standing next to the drunkard.

"Beard, Qin Ye sees that you are busy with official business, and he is too lazy to take care of you, do you dare to talk about cleaning me up? I really should find a night to shoot you! ”

Qin Kun's temper also came up, what the hell is this person, black dog, your uncle! Is there such a greeting?

The drunkard rubbed his crotch and said viciously: "Remember, Lao Tzu's name is Nie Yuxuan!" Don't forget to tell everyone who beat you up! Eat me a trick! ”

Nie Yuxuan raised a palm and slammed it towards Qin Kun's abdomen, hunting with the palm wind, Qin Kun didn't have time to dodge, but found that someone slapped him on the back.

Bang -

Nie Yuxuan's hands were the same as steel, but Qin Kun's belly seemed to have turned into steel, and under the palm print, Nie Yuxuan seemed to hit the iron, and his hands were numb.

Qin Kun flew a few meters upside down and fell to the ground, sore all over, but it didn't seem to be a big deal.

Nie Yuxuan took a closer look and found that the fat man had pasted a piece of rune paper on Qin Kun's back at some point, and at this moment, the luster of the rune paper disappeared and turned into a pile of paper ashes.

"Vajra Talisman! Who are you from the Fu Sect? ”

Just now, it was the Vajra Talisman that dissolved the drunkard's power.

The fat man heard that the drunkard's tone was not good, and his nostrils turned to the sky and said, "You care about me?" You are one of the three tigers of the Dou Sect, drunk white-fronted Nie Yuxuan? What kind of ability is bullying a dog! ”

Qin Kun was choked by the fall, and he was still a little grateful to the fat man, but when he heard his words, he exploded and roared: "Fat! I remember you! ”

The fat man turned a deaf ear and pointed at Qin Kun with his thumb and said, "See, he is my opponent tonight, before you divide the victory or defeat with me, you go aside!" ”

After the fat man finished speaking, he pulled his legs and ran, Qin Kun was not to be outdone, and kicked the fat man's buttocks, putting the fat man down.

The fat man saw Qin Kun running away first, and yelled, "Qin Heigou, you are despicable and shameless!" ”

"I'm blacking you! Dead fatty, eat fart! Qin Kun patted his ass in response.

The fat man was furious: "You give me wait!" ”

Qin Kun's fat man ran away, and the drunkard also stood up, shaking the wine stains all over his body: "Damn! Two little guys dare to bully me! Xiao Lin, you go around first, I'll be right away. ”

The drunkard screamed and joined the chase.

Su Lin watched her senior brother walk away, with a helpless expression, senior brother likes to be competitive the most, and I am afraid that I can't bear this breath.

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The fat man and Qin Kun knew that the cooking room was in the backyard, but the backyard was very large, and they couldn't find it after looking for a long time.

He turned around and found that the fat man was still falling behind him, and he hadn't been far behind, and he was surprised to burst out in Cantonese: "Wash the fat boy!" Ritter Rabbit? What's fast? ”

The fat man was triumphant: "The hidden attribute of the fat man is agile!" Scum B dog! ”

After the two of them finished spraying, they found that there was another person chasing after them, it was the drunkard just now.

"! How did the beard come! ”

Qin Kun secretly said that it was not good, the strength of his beard was enough for him to drink a pot, and it was not a good thing to be caught by him.

"Fatty, aren't you a disciple of Fu Zong? Where is the cooking room? ”

The fat man said, "How do I know! I've been abroad! It's the first time I've been here! ”

The fat man is addicted to Cantonese, Qin Kun scolded in his heart: "Oh, your grandma has a leg!"

Qin Kun and the fat man ran for a long time, and found that they were lost, this backyard is connected to each other, there is light in every house, and there is a forest of bamboo and trees, like a labyrinth.

Qin Kun turned around, and the drunkard was dozens of meters away, and simply broke into the nearest courtyard.

The backyard of Qingzhu Villa is an antique building, and the wooden door opens as soon as it is pushed.

There is only one hut in this courtyard, which looks like it is some years old, and inside is an old man in his 70s, who has taken off his remaining pants, and chases the girl in the house with a smile.

The girl was 15 or 6 years old, a yellow-haired girl, and she looked cute, so she wore a belly pocket, and Qin Kun slammed the door open, startling the old man and the little girl.

Qin Kun's eyes widened, and he immediately lowered his head: "I'm sorry!" I have bad eyesight and I don't see anything!! ”

Then, the fat man rushed in the second and shouted, "Boy, don't want to swallow this kind of good thing alone!" ”

It's just that after seeing the unsightly picture in front of him, his fat face turned red: "I didn't say anything just now...... Grandpa, you continue to ......."

The old man was extremely angry, his green tendons bulged, and he grabbed the jade walnut on the table and smashed it.

"You ...... Don't leave if you come! ”

Qin Kun and the fat man kept their necks all the time, their legs clamped, and they had just crushed as if they were their own balls.

Bang -

The wooden door was kicked open for the third time, and the drunkard broke in viciously.

"Hehe, where do you want to go?"

It's just that the next moment, after the drunkard found the old man, he knelt on the ground with weak legs, and said with a shy face: "Master, Master...... What about your practice? ”

Master?!

Qin Kun and the fat man's eyes have always been.

The fat man muttered to himself: "The master of the Three Tigers of the Dou Sect is the first Jing seniors of the Dou Sect...... Is it ......?"

The fat man looked up and saw that the old man's face was very ugly.

The fat man covered his mouth: "I don't know anything!" ”

was called to break his identity, the old man couldn't pretend anymore, gave the drunkard a kick, put on his clothes, and dressed as a grandmaster: "Little fat man, your skills are not very good, you have learned all the shrewdness of Old Wu Shen's stick?" Deliberately breaking the identity of the old man? Hum! ”

The little girl changed her clothes, lowered her head and hurriedly left, Qin Kun stretched her neck to see her disappear, and then looked at the old man's eyes a little strange.

"Bearded, aren't you a policeman? Although this old man is your master, you have to take care of the young girl who prostitutes, right? ”

The drunkard knelt on the ground and spoke of suffering.

The fat man said in a low voice: "My dog master, didn't you hear the drunkard say that the old man is practicing?" Keep your dog's eyes open and see clearly, that's a ghost! Old man Jing just prepared for the ghost, okay? ”

After the fat man finished speaking, he was kicked by the old man like a cannonball, and directly smashed through the wooden door and fell heavily in the yard.

Qin Kun was stunned for a moment, and he ...... Extinguished?!

Qin Kun was sweating, but he found that the fat man was up like no one.

The old man pouted and said, "There are a lot of diamond talismans." ”

The fat man looked dirty and said angrily: "Old man Jing! My ten talismans were ruined by you! You're really ready to kill someone!! ”

The old man pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Qin Kun, and there seemed to be a phantom of a tiger flashing behind him.

"Boy, the first time I saw you, old man Jing Sansheng, what is your name?"

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