An hour later, Yan Buyu and Yan Guiren changed into suitable clothes and sat in the café chatting.

In fact, only those who drink coffee are not suffering, and Yangui people, who have just come from a difficult situation, are not used to drinking coffee.

"Are you doing this?" It's still Yan Guiren's short words, but it's obviously a perfect score for reading comprehension.

"Do you mean to give such a 'dangerous' dagger to Yan Feng Qili?"

From Yan Guiren's eyes, it can be read that he is right.

"It's okay, Fan's charm is dangerous, but that princess is not very good-brained, she is a lover of knightly novels, and her dream is to have a knight who can serve her wholeheartedly."

"An empty person like Yan Feng Qili can't be educated with words or actions, only to find a target for him, isn't it good to be a naïve princess."

Yan Guiren thought about it and still didn't say anything, although the way to survive is not the best, but it is not bad.

"Your left hand, I know a good doctor." Yan Guiren felt that this person was not bad, and it was worth handing over, so he proposed to help.

"Ah, I still can't hide it from you." His left arm fluctuated like a ripple of water, and then a silver-white arm appeared in front of them.

"This is a souvenir of my travels in various worlds, where I recovered a weapon called Omega Ray, and of course this hand was lost during the recovery." At this, a nostalgic expression appeared on his face.

"There's an organization in that world called the Justice League, and they all have extraordinary abilities, and when I arrived, I was warmly welcomed, but when I got acquainted, they were a group of friends worthy of life and death."

"After they learned about my mission, they took the initiative to stuff a lot of things into the magic sword catalog."

Speaking of this, there is no helplessness on his face.

"Arms." Yan Guiren still reminded him of the off-topic behavior.

"Oooh, oh, arm."

"This is the emergency device that Batman gave me, this is a gapless wrap, used to deal with the Flash, the Flash is a super fast guy, in fact, it is not only good to deal with the Flash but also to deal with others." He sprayed the gapless coating on Yan Guiren's water cup.

Yan Guiren tried it, and found that he couldn't pick up the water cup anymore, he probably knew how this thing dealt with the Flash.

"It can also spray a foam made with magnesium carbide powder, which is the most suction material in the world.

Each gram of this material can cover a flat surface of 800 meters. It's used to deal with Aquaman, and to be honest, he's quite a waste. ”

As for the electronic magnetic spirit net used to deal with the steel bone and the yellow crystal neutralizer used to deal with the Green Lantern, he didn't mention it, after all, the use area is too narrow.

But Superman's point is that each joint of the mechanical arm is equipped with a miniature red sun, and there is a kryptonite Hidden Blade on the wrist.

Yan Guiren listened to the expression on his face and stopped talking and didn't know where to start.

"Actually, I had this expression at first, but the excitement was still to come, and Batman told me how to deal with him." Afterwards, Death describes in detail how to dig up the graves of Batman's parents, how to fool Batman, and how to kill him in the end.

This time, Yan Guiren can draw a conclusion: "Batman is a madman." ”

In fact, this is not suffering from teaching experience to Yangui people, once they are targeted by those guys (external gods), it is impossible to live the life of a wife and children again.

Yan Guiren's resurrected friends and lovers will definitely die again and again, not that those guys will make trouble behind their backs, but the misery is such a place, the happier and more loving couples will die.

What's more, there is a guy like Su Zhenzhen, by the way, how old is Su Zhen? (Su Zhenzhen: The protagonist of the Thunderbolt puppet show, a super charismatic person.) ）

"Brother Yan asks you a serious question, how old is Su Zhen?"

"I, think about it."

After a while, Yan Gui said: "The first time Su Huanzhen appeared was the Wulin Emperor 180 years ago, and the cultivation 180 years ago has reached its peak, it is estimated that it has gone through N years of cultivation, and before that, Su Huanzhen has also gone through 3 spiritual body cultivations, each time it is 360 years, so the age of Su Huanzhen's first appearance is 360 * 3 + N + 180 = 1260 + N years old." ”

This is the first time that Yan Guiren has said so many things, and he has decided to end this topic, after all, he is only in his eighties, and what he said in the Jian Tong family is purely good.

The two "Heroic Spirits" didn't take all this into account, after all, they had also read the comics, and the intensity of this Holy Grail War was like this, as for the layout or something.

They don't know how to do magic, they don't know anything at all, and their skills won't improve by leaps and bounds in a short period of time, as for martial arts.

Is this a novel, if martial arts can be improved in a short period of time, then what kind of sword halberd demon, what six calamities Canglong will fight so hard? Yan Guiren himself pushed the boss.

It's better to spend money and enjoy it now to adjust your mood.

…………

Seeing this, Oda Hikaru asked Tosaka Shichen: "Hey, if you are asked to choose again now, will you continue to summon Jin Shining, or will you summon Yan Guiren and Death?" ”

The sudden question disrupted Tosaka Tokitomi's train of thought, but who cares about him, after knowing that this hour is the cauldron of this world, Oda Hikaru took him as a supporting role, well... Or a friend in general.

"Those two uncles, they have spent eighty percent of the Tosaka family's savings in the past few months, but fortunately, the Tosaka family's main investment is real estate, so what do heroes usually rely on to support their chic."

Although he didn't say it explicitly, Tosaka Shichen was still willing to summon Yan Guiren and not to suffer, after all, the two of them were just spending money.

Although they were not obedient at all, their enthusiasm for winning the Holy Grail War was even higher than their own, and they provided a vajra that was said to have been used by the Buddha to purify the Holy Grail.

A few months with Kim Shining...... That's hard to put into words.

"In this way, you two continue to drink tea, I'll continue to watch, we'll talk about it later."

…………

Next Oda Hikaru discovers that the script is not in chronological order, but in the order in which Nayako does things.

Ryunosuke Yusheng: An innocent murderer, unusually sensitive to the truth and falsehood of death, a crazy performance artist, who wants to understand death and is proficient in death, the more people he kills, the deeper his understanding of life, he believes that it is "something that produces benefits", so he has this belief and commits serial murders all over the country. Most of the bodies in the murders he committed have their real identities still on the missing list, and the corpses have been handled very well. On an opportunity to try a new way of killing, he inadvertently summons a caster and becomes his master.

Although Ryunosuke commits crimes everywhere, he has his own job, and he is never interested in the victim's money, and he earns money by himself during the day.

He finally understood the true meaning of death, and understood the most real and real death [in fact, the answer is around]

Originally, this was the life of Ryunosuke Yusheng, but his life had two major turns in this world.

The first time appears before he becomes a murderer, when Ryunosuke Yubu reads Hikaru Oda's "Call of Cthulhu" to be exact.

Ryunosuke Yusheng is a descendant of magicians, and in popular parlance, he was born with 15 points of vision, but there are no things in this world that require vision to see, so he is blind to these 15 points of vision.

As for the SAN value, born close to zero, the seed of the cultist.

However, after Hikaru Oda wrote the Cthulhu series of novels under Howard Philip Lovecraft, although there are still no monsters in the world, people with super spiritual vision can already see the world in the book.

Ryunosuke Yusheng is one such "lucky man", who fell asleep on the night he finished watching "Call of Cthulhu".

However, the fat boy (the affectionate name of the outer gods for Cthulhu) has found the right person this time, and Yusheng Ryunosuke, who has super high spiritual vision, heard clearly [steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, Songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail...... Want to eat...... ］

In short, a meal and a pervert reached a friendship.

At the same time, Ryunosuke Yusheng also regarded Oda Hikaru as his lifelong idol, because of the distortion brought by the evil gods, the bizarre world is far more attractive than death.

Ryunosuke Yusheng is a down-to-earth and hard-working person, killing people can't be regarded as a job, but drawing what he sees in his dreams can be regarded as a career.

After that, the painter Ryunosuke Woo made his debut, and his transformation was particularly popular. (Painting can be hot/sold is the ghost that Alaya and Gaia are doing behind the scenes, and only that kind of weird painting ghost is willing to buy.) ）

…………

"Knock knock."

It's another rainy day, Yusheng Ryunosuke got up with a yawn, and last night I heard Fat Boy say the name of the dish all night, "Fat Boy is so pitiful, find time to summon him, but how to summon?" ”

Ryunosuke Yusheng, who was talking to himself, opened the door, and a short courier stood at the door: "Is it Mr. Ryunosuke Yusheng?" There is your courier. ”

"Thank you, you guys are really dedicated, it's only five o'clock, when did the mail company dedicate itself?"

"This is Howard Philip Lovecraft's expedited shipment, and it is added to the money, and if we have the money, we will deliver it at five o'clock in the morning, even at twelve o'clock in the evening."

"What! It was Mr. Howard Philip Lovecraft who sent it to me! ”

After that, Ryunosuke Yusheng snatched the package from the postman's hand as fast as he could in his life, and then threw down a 10,000 yen note.

"Thank you! It's a tip, bye-bye. ”

The courier looked at the money in his hand and smiled: "It just so happens that the pocket money has been gone recently, which can be regarded as a windfall." A stubborn hairy man stuck out of his raincoat.