Chapter 5 Oops, It's a Heartwarming Feeling
The peach club will start at noon, before that, all the gods and goddesses have come to Yaochi one after another, and the old friends who have not seen each other for many years are in groups, complaining to each other about the changes in the past few years.
The Antarctic Immortal Weng found Taishang Laojun.
"Lao Jun, look at my teeth are all gone, is there any way to remedy it?"
"Your teeth fell out before you became an immortal, and you didn't shape your body in time after becoming an immortal, I'm afraid it's difficult!"
"Alas! Even you can't help it, what can I do? ”
"You and I are both immortals, and we don't have to chew and eat, so it doesn't matter if we have teeth or not."
"But this time the peach will be Yaochi peach, there are no teeth, I can only cut and swallow, it's too uncomfortable."
"There's nothing I can do about it."
"Alas!" The Antarctic Immortal Weng reluctantly took a sip of tea: "Well, this tea is good." ”
“……”
Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Buddha took a look at each other.
"Disciple see Buddha."
"Hmm." The Buddha nodded: "What do you think of the new kitchen god who came to Heaven?" ”
"It is said that he is a man from outside the world, and he has traveled through several time and space just to study the art of cooking." After a pause, Guanyin concluded: "It is a variable, but it is a controllable variable. ”
The Buddha groaned slightly and said, "Let's take a look." ”
"The disciple obeys."
"Hmm." The Buddha turned his head and looked: "Where is the golden cicada?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Isn't that a good conversation with Zhenyuan Daxian. ”
At a dining table not far away, Zhen Yuanzi and Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Rulai, were preaching and discussing Zen, and the collision of their thoughts did not arouse hostile sparks, but they talked happily with each other.
"I don't want Xiaoyou's Buddhism to be so profound, but I have a different understanding, and I admire it."
"The seniors praised it falsely, and the little monk didn't dare to be ashamed."
"Hehe, you don't need to be humble. Well, these dried fruit preserves taste good, and you can try them too. ”
"I'm eating."
“……”
Seeing this scene, the Buddha looked embarrassed: This foodie!
As time passed, noon was getting closer and closer, and with a voice: "The Queen Mother has arrived." ”
All the immortals looked over, and saw the queen mother in a luxurious costume coming with a smile, and where they passed, all the immortals congratulated: "Congratulations to the mother." ”
The queen mother is the head of the fairies in the world, even the three clear and four royal palaces must be treated with courtesy, not to mention those immortals with a slightly lower status, who don't even dare to look directly, their eyes droop, and they congratulate their birthdays.
The Pan Tao Party is held by the Yao Pond, all the tables and chairs are around the Yao Pond, and a stage has been set up in the middle of the Yao Pond, and soon there will be fairies playing strings, singing and dancing.
After the Queen Mother sat down, the Jade Emperor also sat aside and said congratulations.
The Queen Mother nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you for coming to participate in the Peach Meeting, this Peach Meeting is different from previous years, please savor it." ”
The many immortals who said this were thoughtful, and those who knew naturally knew, and those who did not know asked the people around them.
"A year ago, Heavenly Court recruited a heavenly kitchen god, who was very good at cooking, and was deeply valued by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The gods who know tell the unknown.
"I see." The immortal who didn't know suddenly realized, and at the same time became interested in this so-called Heavenly Kitchen God.
In previous years, the Pan Tao Club would also have delicious dishes presented, and the taste was not bad, but since this kitchen god came from outside the world, the dishes presented must be extraordinary, and they wanted to try it.
When the Queen Mother saw that everyone was already aware of it, and the time was noon, she said, "Serve." ”
The maid next to her nodded, and immediately raised her voice: "Niangniang has an edict, serve the food!" ”
The fairies who had been prepared for a long time walked into the feast with trays, and in a few moments, the wine and cold dishes were served on the table, and those who could not drink were changed to juices, and at the same time, the fairy orchestra and the fairy dance troupe appeared, and for a while, the fairy music and beautiful dance were drunk, and all the gods and goddesses showed a look of surprise.
"What a delicious drink (juice), good appetizer cold dishes."
Those fairy music and dances are nothing compared to them.
As one delicious hot dish after another was served, the immortals became more and more immersed in the food and couldn't extricate themselves, all kinds of dinging sounds sounded in Ling Chi's mind, but he didn't have time to listen and look carefully, and went all out to deal with the dishes one after another.
Because almost all the immortals have a table per person, they must not be able to serve dozens of dishes at each table, so Ling Chi chose the way to eat the rotary sushi, dividing the dishes into countless small dishes that can be eaten in one bite, and placing them on the teleportation auspicious clouds prepared in advance.
In this way, it not only satisfies the appetite of the gods from all walks of life, but also does not appear crowded and messy.
This fresh way of eating also makes all the gods feel novel, the queen mother is very satisfied, seeing the gods from all walks of life feasting, completely unable to stop, smiled slightly, took a sip of fruit brew, sweet and mellow, wonderful.
The Jade Emperor beside him smiled: "This is the idea of the kitchen god, right?" ”
The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Your Majesty Shengming is the masterpiece of the God of Cooking. ”
"Huh." The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and said, "This kind of eating method can only be made by the kitchen god, although there is only one bite per plate, but it is better to taste more delicious food, and it is clean and tidy, which is quite interesting." ”
"Your Majesty said yes." The Queen Mother nodded with a smile.
"Niangniang, it seems that all the immortals are very satisfied, even the three clear and four royal, the Western Buddha is intoxicated!" The great fairy on the right hand side of the Queen Mother said.
The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor turned their heads to look, and sure enough, they saw the top immortals and Buddhas such as the Three Qing Dynasty and the Four Emperors, the Western Buddha, and the red light on their faces, and the chopsticks in their hands had never been put down since they picked them up, which was unprecedented.
The Queen Mother said with emotion: "Although the cultivation of the kitchen god is not high, this cooking skill is indeed unparalleled in the world. In this peach meeting, the kitchen god has a lot of merit and should be rewarded. ”
"What do you want to reward?" The Great Fairy asked.
"Don't ask too much." The Queen Mother glanced at her.
The big fairy lowered her head and silently competed with the food.
It's delicious.
Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage......
This time, Ling Chi improved the name of the dish and presented it, but the hundreds of immortals and Buddhas present ate it with a mouth full of oil, and there was no image.
The Dao robe that Lingbao Daojun, one of the three Qings, had already drunk open, and frequently clinked glasses with Yuan Shi Tianzun, which was in response to that sentence of drinking.
There are also two small plates stacked on the table in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the number is still increasing.
The best is the golden cicada, not only eats, but also secretly throws the food in Fluttershy into the mustard seed bag, and even eats and takes it, and the Buddha who is not far away looks twitched, and hates to slap him to death.
These powers are still like this, and those immortals whose strength is in ordinary gold or below are even more profligate.
"Ahh
"Hmm-"
"Oh-"
"Goo-goo-"
……
Seeing some immortals pulling up the clothes on their bodies, the seven fairies were all delicate and crimson, peeking at them, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked helpless, although the cooking skills of this kitchen god are good, but they can always make some immortals who are not highly cultivated fall into the illusion of self-righteousness, and feel the best moment in life.
Since those high-level immortals who have not experienced it are envious, they are a little afraid.
If you let loose in front of so many people, how will you maintain your image in the future?
It's okay to cultivate high, so you don't lose your temper, it's okay.
Because Ling Chi had made too many delicacies, and many immortals and Buddhas were 'cheering', this time the peach party lasted for two full hours before it ended. Before the banquet was about to end, the Queen Mother made a final speech: "Thank you for coming, I wonder if the food is still appetizing?" ”
"Good!"
"Great!"
"It's never been better!"
"It would be great if I could eat it every year."
Hearing the cheers of the audience, the Queen Mother smiled slightly and said, "In this case, do you want to meet the kitchen god in charge of this banquet?" ”
"See you!"
"Must see!"
"See for yourself!"
"I'm sorry for my father and mother!"
“……”
The Queen Mother smiled and said, "In this case, let the kitchen god come here to meet the immortals." ”
The maid who received the order immediately went to give the order.
Ling Chi Zheng and Shuang'er, who had just finished their work, looked at the venue not far from Tianchi, and their mouths were all those immortals in the venue, many of the immortals were the power of the dragon to see the head and not the tail, they were all seeing it for the first time, compared to the fairy who was telling them about the vegetable fairy knew more than them.
"Lord Kitchen God, Niangniang has sent a message asking you to meet the immortals." At this moment, the maid of the Queen Mother flew over and hurriedly said, "Come with me!" ”
"Oh?" There was a little more excitement in Ling Chi's eyes, and he asked, "Dare to ask my sister, am I going alone?" Or does everyone go? ”
The maid glanced at Shuang'er and said, "Niangniang only said to call the kitchen god to go." ”
The implication is that with or without them, it is not her responsibility.
Ling Chi thought for a moment, then turned to the girls and asked, "Do you want to go?" ”
The women shook their heads again and again, facing so many big guys, they were a little weak.
Shuang'er said, "Brother go alone!" Let's just look at it from afar. ”
Ling Chi nodded: "It's okay, you guys are waiting here, I'll come when I go." ”
"Okay."
……
In a few moments, Ling Chi had already come to the center of the stage in Yaochi, and the fairies of those orchestras and dance troupes looked at Ling Chi with a deep curiosity in their eyes.
Long...... It's okay, it belongs to the middle and upper posture among the male fairies, but it is a little thin, not strong enough, wearing a white coat, wearing a high hat, and it is okay in broad daylight, if you go out at night, you will definitely be mistaken for white impermanence.
Overall, he is an ordinary male fairy with more characteristics, but who would have thought that he was a person outside the world, and his cooking skills were unparalleled, and even the big man in the sky wanted to see him!
If only something could happen to him...... These fairies in the middle and lower classes have their own thoughts.
At the same time, Fairy Chang'e, who had already finished performing the dance, was also looking at Ling Chi while sitting next to the Seven Fairies.
The first impression was inconspicuous, but when Ling Chi smiled, it made her eyes light up and feel a little more intimate.
"Ling Chi, I've seen Niangniang, I've seen Your Majesty, I've seen all my seniors."
This is the man from outside the sky?
Many bigwigs looked at him thoughtfully.
The Queen Mother said: "God of Cooking, all the delicacies at this peach meeting, all the immortals are very satisfied, what do you have to say?" ”
"Flattered." Ling Chi bowed and said, "Thank you Niangniang for giving me this opportunity, as long as Niangniang, Your Majesty and you are satisfied, it will be the greatest reward for me." ”
These words were neither humble nor arrogant, very decent, and many bigwigs nodded secretly.
The Queen Mother pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "If you have merit, you will be rewarded, and if you have been punished." The kitchen god is responsible for the banquet of the peach club, and he should be rewarded. ”
The Jade Emperor smiled: "What does Niang Niang want to reward?" ”
"How about a nine-thousand-year-old peach?" The Queen Mother asked.
The Jade Emperor smiled: "Niangniang has the final say." ”
The Queen Mother smiled slightly and said, "Appreciate the nine-thousand-year-old peach of the kitchen god Lingchi, and look forward to making persistent efforts and making new contributions." ”
There was a buzz at the scene, and of course those big guys didn't react, but for those immortals who were slightly inferior in level, the nine-thousand-year-old peach had never been eaten.
Although the peach will use the peach to entertain the guests, but the guests are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, only the three clear and four royal, the Western Buddha, the South China Sea Guanyin, Zhenyuan Daxian such a level of bigwigs are eligible to enjoy the nine thousand years of ripe peach, and then the next level of immortals enjoy six thousand years of peach, and finally the bottom, but also the largest number of immortals can only eat three thousand years of peach.
The 3,000-year-old peach in this world does not make people immortal, but can make people become immortals, in short, they can become small immortals such as mountain gods and lands, but their lifespan is limited; 6,000 years of peach can make people soar and live forever, but immortality only makes life longer, and it will not get old, and there is still an end to life; Only 9,000 years of peach can make people live with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon with Geng.
The so-called longevity with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon with Geng, that is, as long as heaven and earth and the sun and moon are not destroyed, they will not die.
Quite domineering effect, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother rely on these peaches to envelop all kinds of immortals and Buddhas, if there are no peaches, at most they will get a high position, but they can't envelop many immortals and Buddhas.
The Queen Mother used the nine-thousand-year-old peach as a reward, and the heart of the envelope has been revealed, and many bigwigs also know it, but those immortals with a lower status are a little envious and jealous.
Nine thousand years of peaches! I'm afraid they won't be able to eat one in their lives, Ling Chi just became the chef of the Peach Club once, and when he was praised by them, he was rewarded with nine thousand years of peaches, and he was really envious of them.
"Thank you, mother."
Ling Chi was also a little surprised, he didn't expect the Queen Mother to be so generous, and the nine-thousand-year-old peaches were taken out.
It seems that Niangniang values my brother very much!
The Queen Mother smiled slightly, got up and said: "This peach feast is over here, thank you for coming, and we will meet next year." ”
"Congratulations to the mother." All the immortals saluted one after another.
……
After the Queen Mother left, all the immortals also withdrew, but before leaving, there were many immortals who came over to talk to Ling Chi, hoping to be friends and move around more in the future.
Ling Chi agreed one by one, making these immortals satisfied.
At this moment, Zhen Yuanzi walked over and said with a smile: "Little friend of the kitchen god, if you pass by Wanshou Mountain in the future, you can come to my Wuzhuang to have a look." ”
Ling Chi was immediately flattered, this was the first time that a big man of this level took the initiative to show favor to him, and hurriedly saluted: "Thank you to the Earth Immortal seniors, if you have time in the future, you will definitely visit." ”
Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile, turned around and left, and the two handsome boys behind him, Qingfeng and Mingyue, winked at him and left with Zhen Yuanzi.
The nearby immortals saw that Ling Chi was actually taken the initiative by Zhen Yuanzi, and their eyes were even hotter when they looked at him, they originally thought that it was just an object worthy of intersecting, but in the blink of an eye, they became small thick legs with the possibility of big thick legs, so what are you waiting for? You have to hold on!
"Brother Kitchen ......"
Just as he was about to speak, he saw another big guy floating in, and when the immortals saw this person, their breath suddenly stagnated, and they clenched their fists and stood solemnly: "I've seen Lingbao Daojun." ”
"Hmm." Lingbao Daojun, who was dressed in a red robe, long black hair, and had an awe-inspiring breath, nodded, looked at Ling Chi with a smile, and said, "You are the God of Cooking?" ”
"The junior is Ling Chi." Facing Lingbao Daojun, Ling Chi was about to kneel, this aura was too terrifying, he felt like a little ant, Lingbao Daojun could crush him to death anytime and anywhere.
Although Zhen Yuanzi and Sanqing were friends before, their cultivation was obviously not as good as Sanqing, and it was too bad.
Lingbao Daojun is not the master of Tongtian in the wind god, but one of the three Qings of serious Taoism, in Taoism, the highest level is Sanqing, but in this world, although Sanqing is also very noble, but it is only a great power on the same level as the Jade Emperor, usually not dangling in the heavenly court, but has its own dojo, only when receiving the invitation of the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother, only occasionally appear.
Ling Chi sighed in his heart: Big cow!
Lingbao Daojun said: "The wine and food are good. ”
"Thank you for the praise of the seniors, the juniors will continue to work hard." Ling Chi thanked him.
"Hmm." Lingbao Daojun said: "I heard that you are a person from outside the sky? ”
"Exactly." Ling Chi nodded.
Lingbao Daojun's eyes were much deeper, and he said, "You can come to my Yuyu Heavenly Palace in your spare time." He threw him a token: "Before coming, input the spiritual power into the token, I have my own sense." ”
"Hiss~~~~~~~~"
The immortal who understood what this token represented gasped and looked at Ling Chi with envy in his eyes.
Ling Chi hurriedly clenched his fists and bowed: "The junior must go." ”
Lingbao Daojun nodded and turned to leave.
When he walked away, the gods and immortals breathed a sigh of relief, and the barefoot immortal sighed with emotion: "Little brother of the kitchen god, do you know what this token represents?" ”
Ling Chi clenched his fists and arched his hands: "Please also ask the barefoot immortal to solve my doubts." ”
"Only with the token in hand can you go to Yuyu Heavenly Palace at any time and meet Lingbao Daojun. With it, it is equivalent to getting the protection of Lingbao Daojun, even if His Majesty and Niangniang want to be unfavorable to you, you have to weigh the consequences. ”
After hearing the words of the barefoot immortal, Ling Chi was shocked: "Really!?" ”
"It's true." The third prince of Nezha walked over.
"I've seen the third prince." Ling Chi and the immortals saluted one after another, although Nezha's strength was not top-notch, but his status in the heavenly court was very high, and he had many titles, similar to the folk second-rank generals, he was the defender of the heavenly court, and Ling Chi respected him.
Just looking at Nezha's appearance, he seems to be just a teenager, but he has a circle on his back, his waist is wrapped around Tianyan, he holds a fire-tipped spear in his hand, and he steps on Hot Wheels, and his god is mighty, which makes people dare not underestimate him.
Nezha looked up at Ling Chi and said, "Brother Kitchen God is really amazing, he can be valued by Lingbao Daojun, and his achievements in the future are limitless." ”
"The third prince praised it, I only want to improve my cooking skills, but I don't think too much about the rest." Ling Chi said.
Nezha was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "No wonder Lingbao Daojun will take a fancy to you, it is really different." ”
Ling Chi smiled silently.
"In the future, when you have time, you can come to my house and sit idle." Dropping this sentence, Nezha also left.
The other immortals chatted with Ling Chi one after another, and after getting acquainted with each other, they also left one after another.
Just when Ling Chi thought that the entertainment was over, a talented and peerless woman came, and the moment he saw her, Ling Chi's heart beat a few times.
Oops, it's a heart-warming feeling!
"How?" Seeing Ling Chi's stunned, the woman stroked her cheek and asked, "Do I have dirty things on my face?" ”
Ling Chi came back to his senses and shook his head again and again: "No, it's just that for some reason, the moment I saw the fairy, my heart beat a little fast, and it was a little difficult to breathe." ”
The ...... woman chuckled and said, "Do you see strange women talking like this?" ”
Ling Chi shook his head and frowned: "This is the first time I've felt this way, and I always feel that the fairy has some intimacy. After a pause, he hurriedly clenched his fists and asked, "I don't know the name of the fairy yet, can you reveal it?" ”
"Heh......" The woman smiled and said, "I am the goddess of Lishan." ”
Lishan Priestess?
Ling Chi was stunned.
It seems like...... Haven't heard of it.
Lishan's mother has heard of it, it is the one who pretends to be Zhenzhen, love, and pity in Journey to the West.
"Haven't heard of it?" Seeing the doubt in Ling Chi's eyes, the Lishan Priestess asked with a smile.
Ling Chi was a little embarrassed, but still nodded: "I'm sorry, I'm new here, and I'm lonely." ”
"It doesn't matter." The Lishan Priestess smiled, "Don't you know now!" ”
"That's what the fairy said." Ling Chi smiled, but he had a cheerful personality and was worth befriending.
The Lishan Priestess smiled and said, "I'm very curious about your experience outside the world, I don't know when the kitchen god will have time?" I would like to invite you to Lishan as a guest. ”
Ling Chi was stunned again, this was the first time that a goddess had taken the initiative to invite him to be a guest.
Did she fall in love with her brother's beauty?
"Although the Pan Tao Party has ended, I still have to prepare for His Majesty and Niangniang's dinner, and I won't have time until about the end of the day." Ling Chi said.
At this time, it was already Shen Shi, and the goddess of Lishan calculated the time and nodded: "Okay, when I am here, I will wait for you in Lishan, and I will see you or leave." ”
"Uh......" In the face of such an active goddess, Ling Chi would not admit it: "It must be there." ”
The goddess of Lishan smiled, turned to the nether realm, and left.
Ling Chi was electrified by the smile she had before leaving, and her heart twitched a little, this feeling was ...... Unprecedented.
Could it be that my brother fell in love with her at first sight?
Probably not!
Ling Chi frowned, went to the Queen Mother to get the nine thousand year peaches, took Shuang'er and them back to the imperial dining room, and after preparing the dinner for the day, he explained to Shuang'er and them, and went straight to the Nether Li Mountain.
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Today's 10,000 words are complete, and tomorrow will continue.