Chapter 74: Really Thinking Too Much?
In front of the fence in the attic of Tianzi No. 1 Courtyard, two lumps of meat, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, have been dried there for a long time, and the air is filled with an embarrassing smell that has not been dispersed for a long time.
"Little Lingzi, what do you think fairyland is like? What is the difference between the people living in fairyland and us? Do they use golden hoes to eat two flatbreads at a meal, buy two bowls of soy milk, drink one bowl, and pour one bowl?"
It was silent, Li Mu couldn't help it a little, and pushed Xiao Ling with his elbow.
“......”
Listening to Li Mou's words, Xiao Ling slapped his backhand and slapped it his fat head.
"You can't be a little good!"
"It's said that they are people in fairyland, do you think everyone is like you all day long and wielding a broken hoe!"
"Of course, they were all in white clothes, with a fairy spirit, stepping on a golden chariot and holding a golden sword in their hands, which were inlaid with colorful gems! ”
As he spoke, Xiao Ling waved his fist and gestured.
It doesn't matter where the stupid local tyrant covered in gold is fairy-like, he is so rich anyway!
"Also, what flatbread you eat, it's all junk food, of course, it's the delicacies of the mountains and seas, what abalone bird's nest, what shark fin dragon meat, anyway, you just want to eat what you want, what you see!"
Under Li Mou's adoring gaze, Xiao Ling withdrew the hand that was patted on the back of the little fat man's head with a look of disdain.
"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, you can slowly get obscenated yourself, I'll go to alchemy!"
Xiao Ling shook his head, Li Mou had a miserable life when he was a child, one big cake and two bowls of soy milk were already all he had, Xiao Ling couldn't bear to hit him, and after following his words and accompanying him to break a bunch of nonsense, he couldn't help but let the little fat man want to go.
His imagination is lacking, and his lust is too hard, Xiao Ling feels that he will still go to open the Dan refining furnace again!
"Ahh
"Little Lingzi, have you ignited the soul fire?"
Hearing that Xiao Ling wanted to practice Dan, Li Mu couldn't care about continuing to think about it, and suddenly shouted.
“......”
Don't be so sluggish!
Xiao Ling's heart was a groan, the inner gate Dabi took Li Mu to Jiuzhou Yaowang Pavilion to buy so many medicinal materials, isn't it obvious? Why didn't he become a Dan Master and buy so many medicinal materials, eat, can he eat it?
"Well, it's been lit for a few days!"
Nodding weakly, he stretched out his right hand and spread it out in front of Li Mu, the small flame in the soul sea trembled slightly, Xiao Ling's flat right palm suddenly heated, and with a pop, a wisp of white flame drilled out of his palm, clearly extinguished, flickering and fainting.
"Awesome!"
Seeing the sudden soul fire burning in Xiao Ling's hand, the little fat man was amazed, bent down, followed Xiao Ling's usual appearance, put his hands behind his back, surrounded the white soul fire, and got closer to take a sharp look.
Looking at it, the little fat man withdrew his right hand behind his back, stretched out a finger, and poked it at the soul fire curiously.
"I'll go!"
Li Mou's actions startled Xiao Ling, and he hurriedly clenched his right hand into a fist, pinched and extinguished the soul fire in his palm, and smashed another big chestnut on Li Mou's head.
"You don't want to die!"
was violently shocked by Xiao Ling, Li Mu was still a little stunned, and saw Xiao Ling angry at himself with a sullen face.
"That's a soul fire, if you don't burn it, it doesn't mean that you won't burn you, it's useless to even possess the true qi, you just want to poke it with your pig's trotters, why do you want to squeeze oil or what?"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
The fat man, who knew that he had done something wrong again, couldn't help but scratch the back of his head habitually.
“......”
Looking at Li Mou's stupid face, Xiao Ling had nowhere to vent the anger in his belly, and he made up his mind to treat all today's pills as Li Mou and refine him to death!
After calming down, Xiao Ling turned around and walked towards the house, he couldn't continue to stay with Li Mu anymore, Xiao Ling doubted several times, if he stayed with the little fat man, would he be angry?
Even if he doesn't get angry, he may not be able to keep his IQ of two hundred and five.
"!" As soon as he walked to the stairs, Xiao Ling slapped his head with his backhand, and his head said that he was very aggrieved, who did it provoke!
"My Green Snake Medicine Ding is still in the big cow, what kind of ghost can I use to make alchemy......"
Xiao Ling, who was helpless, had to reflexively return to the balcony, did not speak, and left with Li Mou in his hand.
The little fat man really trusted Xiao Ling, and was pulled by Xiao Ling, and he didn't ask, just followed.
The cultivation room is located directly below the master bedroom, Lu Yuan has introduced it on the way before, Xiao Ling pulled Li Mu into the bedroom and let go of his hand, walked quickly to the bed and groped around.
"Isn't that weird? Didn't you say that the mechanism to enter the secret room was here? Why not?"
While muttering and groping, Xiao Ling rummaged for a long time, and almost overturned the entire bed and failed to find the mechanism to open the cultivation room.
"Click......"
Just when Xiao Ling stopped in front of the bed, holding his chest with his left hand, and supporting his right elbow on his left hand, he touched his chin and fell into contemplation every time, there was a sound in his ears from the rotation and friction of the machine gears, and the bed that Xiao Ling had been desperately rummaging through gradually shrank into the wall with the sound, revealing a dark tunnel entrance and several bluestone steps.
"Why did you open it? Could it be that my consciousness is too strong, and I use a special function to push it away???
Xiao Ling touched the right hand of his chin for a moment, and turned back stiffly, only to see the little fat man sitting on a chair, holding a bronze candlestick on the table with his right hand.
"Don't tell me it's a switch!?"
Xiao Ling pointed to the candlestick on the table and asked with an uncertain expression.
"That's right!"
Li Mu nodded sincerely, and turned the candlestick to the left by the way, and there was another clicking sound behind Xiao Ling.
"Is it really that I'm thinking too much?"
Xiao Ling hesitated and twisted her stiff neck, looked behind her, and sure enough, the bed stretched out from the stone wall, covering the entrance of the tunnel again, leaving no trace.
The candlestick on the table is very conspicuous, as soon as Xiao Ling enters the door, he sees the bronze candlestick on the bluestone table in the bedroom, but think about it, the sect should not set up a secret room mechanism to make it so untechnical, placed in such a conspicuous place, I am afraid that others will not know?
Will the secret room designer of Hakuba Mountain be so straightforward?
Impossible!
So Xiao Ling naturally ignored the candlestick on the stone table, and ran to the bed in a daze.
According to him, it should be the most direct place, and it is not conspicuous, such a big bed, so many patterns carved, the devil knows which one, right!
Isn't this idea perfect, isn't it simply flawless!
"Little Lingzi, what's wrong with you, why is your face so ugly?"
No wonder Lu Yuan disliked Li Mu so much, he really didn't have any eyesight at all, and Xiao Ling couldn't help but have a thought that was very similar to Lu Yuan at that time.
"This little fat man is so annoying!"
"I really want to beat him, the kind that kills him!"
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