Chapter 104: Heavenly God Wood
Not far away, Lao Wang couldn't help but be interested in the Tianshen Wood she had bitten just now, and then grabbed Zhikang, who wanted to run away: "Little guy, tell your uncle, what did that old woman bite in her mouth just now?" ”
Zhikang crossed his hands on his hips and tried to pretend to be an adult: "Hmph! Don't call me little one, I'm not too small! I'm already ready to help Ah Shan cook! ”
"So, you can call me Zhikang, or Achi! Don't call me little one! Zhikang repeated, seemingly sensitive to the name "little guy".
Looks like this little guy is quite assertive! Lao Wang said secretly in his heart.
So he hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, good!" I won't call you any more little guy in the future, so Zhikang, tell your uncle, what is the bite in that old witch's mouth? ”
In order to please this little guy, Lao Wang's name for the old woman has changed.
Zhikang looked left and right, then beckoned to Lao Wang, motioned for him to squat down, and wanted to tell him close to Lao Wang's ear.
So Lao Wang hurriedly squatted down and stretched his head to Zhikang's mouth.
Zhikang smiled proudly, and then leaned into Lao Wang's ear: "The old witch's mouth is biting ......"
"Zhikang said quickly, what is it?" Lao Wang hurriedly asked.
"I don't know! Haha..."
After saying that, Zhikang ran away with a smile.
"Hey! You little one! Lao Wang couldn't help but be amused by this naughty little guy, and hurriedly got up to chase him, but when he thought of his identity, he could only shake his head helplessly in place.
Seeing this, Ah Shan hurriedly walked over and whispered: "Lord Tianshen, Zhikang has been so naughty since he was a child, don't be angry, I'll teach him a lesson!" ”
Ah Shan said that he was about to run to chase Zhikang, but was stopped by Lao Wang: "Hey, Ah Shan, this little guy is just playing with me!" There is a lesson for him! ”
In Lao Wang's eyes, if a child is willing to joke with a stranger he just met, it means that the child recognizes you and is willing to be friends with you.
"But Lord Tenjin, Zhikang played with you just now..."Ah Shan felt a little weak-hearted, he thought that Lord Tenjin was sacrosanct and could not tolerate mortal tricks and blasphemy.
Lao Wang made a straight face: "Huh?!" Don't you understand what I just said? ”
Suddenly, Ah Shan was terrified, and hurriedly lowered his head and replied: "Yes, yes!" Tenjin-sama, I just understood. ”
Lao Wang nodded with satisfaction: "Well, that's right!" Now tell me, what was the old woman's mouth biting just now? ”
Lao Wang had great curiosity about what Ah Hua, the old woman's mouth, bit into his mouth, and he secretly scanned its composition with armor, but unfortunately did not touch the actual object, and only got a rough result.
Therefore, Lao Wang can only secretly guess that it should be a poisonous tree that makes people hallucinate, and if a sample of this tree is brought back to the fleet and let Xiaole test it, there may be unexpected results.
Ah Shan's face was a little strange, and he secretly said that Lord Celestial God asked what he was doing with this, but he quickly attributed this to the fact that Lord Celestial God had been in the Kingdom of God for too long, and after a long time, he had forgotten some things in the mortal world.
Ah Shan scratched his head and replied cautiously: "Actually, I don't know much about what Granny Ah Hua bites in her mouth, but I've heard that this kind of thing is called 'Heavenly God Wood', and those who have bitten it say that biting it is happier than the Heavenly God..."
Ah Shan said and secretly glanced at Lao Wang's face twice, for fear that he would provoke the gods because what he said was wrong.
However, after watching it a few times, Ah Shan found that the facial expression of Lord Tenjin had not changed at all, and he seemed to be quite satisfied with his explanation just now.
Lao Wang secretly said in his heart: Heh! Return the Celestial Tree! As I expected, nine times out of ten, this is a hallucinogenic substance that causes people to hallucinate.
Then Ah Shan continued: "But this kind of thing seems to be very rare, I have only seen an adult in the mayor's courtyard once took it out, and then there is this root of Granny Ahua, I don't know the rest." ”
"Oh? In this way, this Ah Hua mother-in-law's ability is not ordinary, and she can get such rare things. Lao Wang couldn't help but say with a smile.
Seeing Lao Wang say this, Ah Shan couldn't help but be a little angry: "Hmph, she has such a great ability there!" Her son must have helped her get it! ”
"Her son? Who is her son? ”
Ah Shan lowered his head and replied, "Her son, in fact, you also know the Heavenly God..."
Lao Wang pointed to his nose: "I know me too?" ”
Lao Wang secretly said that the people he knew when he came to this planet could be counted with almost one pair of hands, and there would be such a coincidence, and then he quickly reacted: "You mean, that Ali?!" ”
Ah Shan nodded: "Hmm! That's right..."
Lao Wang frowned and asked, "That Ali is just the leader of the guards in your town, and as you said just now, that broken wood is rarely owned, does he have such a great ability to get that kind of thing?" ”
"Celestial-sama, I don't know about this..."
But Ah Shan saw that Lao Wang had been inquiring about the Heavenly God Tree, so he felt a little curious: "Lord Heavenly God, why do you keep asking about the Heavenly God Tree?" Would you like to try it too? ”
Lao Wang secretly said that it was not good, Ah Shan was actually suspicious!
Then Lao Wang showed a disdainful expression: "Hmph! Taste that garbage stuff? I'm a god myself, don't I know what it's like to be a god?! ”
"Besides, don't you know? We, the gods, do not eat the food of the world easily, because the food of the mortal world may pollute our bodies! ”
Looking at Lord Tianshen's disdainful expression, Ah Shan bowed his head and said nothing, he had been thinking about what good things to use to entertain Lord Tianshen on the way here, but he didn't expect that Lord Tianshen actually didn't eat fireworks in the world, now he can save a ration for the children.
If Lao Wang knew that Ah Shan thought like this, it was estimated that he would vomit blood angrily, originally he was just making an excuse for his behavior just now, but he didn't expect that when he came to Ah Shan, he would not eat anything!
At the beginning of the establishment of the Exploration Pioneer Fleet, it was considered that the Exploration Pioneers might inevitably blend in with the local indigenous people on some planets, and they might pretend to eat in front of them.
It's okay to say that the food on this planet is not harmful to the body of the Pioneer Explorer, but if it is, it will be a big trouble, so the armor of the Pioneer Explorer has a virtual feeding system that can hide people's eyes and ears.
While this virtual system appears to other sapient beings to eat and eat as normally as they do, in reality, the food eaten by the Pioneers is stored somewhere in the armor and does not reach the team's mouths.
At this time, Ah Shuang walked over.
"Ah Shan, I have already reprimanded Ah Hua fiercely just now! She will definitely not threaten you again in the future. ”
Ah Shan persuaded: "Ah Shuang, you don't have to do this for me, no matter what she says, I won't rest assured..."
Ah Shuang stepped forward and grabbed Ah Shan's hand, looking like he hated iron but not steel: "Shankang!" Don't say it, you're so kind, no one wants to hurt! But do you know that if you don't hurt them, they want to hurt you! ”
Ah Shan was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Then he forced a smile: "Hey! Ah Shuang, others are as bad as you say! Look at my uncle, he's a very nice guy! ”
Looking at this scene, Lao Wang couldn't help but feel that the two of them really seemed to be a natural pair, and they just complemented each other in personality.
At this time, the old lady Ah Hua saw Ah Shan and the two of them holding their little hands together, and suddenly she secretly said in her heart: This is amazing!
hurriedly walked over and reminded in a low voice: "Miss Ah Shuang..."
But before she could come over, Lao Wang took the lead in stopping in front of her: "This old woman, please pay attention and don't disturb the two of them!" ”
Seeing a bad old man suddenly appear in front of him, Ah Hua couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly patted his chest and complained: "Oops! This is the bad old man who ran out of there! It scares the hell out of me! ”
"Old woman, watch your words!" Lao Wang reminded with a calm face.
Now Ah Hua couldn't help but be angry, since her son became the escort leader of the town, few people dared to talk to her in this tone, but she didn't expect that someone would ask her to pay attention to her words today, which couldn't help but make her angry, so she immediately opened her mouth and began to fight back.
"I pay attention to words? I think you, old fellow, should pay attention to your words! Look at you, how old you are, I guess you will never see the sun of tomorrow! ”
Suddenly, the roots of the old king's teeth itched, and he thought that he was vicious enough to speak, but he didn't expect that compared with this dead old woman, his old king was a little worse, and this guy actually came up and directly cursed himself for not living tomorrow!
It seems that Zhikang is right, this Ah Hua is simply a vicious old witch!
And Lao Wang didn't know what to do for a while, scold her, for the time being, I can't think of more vicious words to scold her, beat her, I don't have the habit of bullying the old man, and with her appearance, give her two slaps, you may burp her!
After Ah Hua looked at Lao Wang carefully, she suddenly remembered that before she came, Ah Li had told her that Ah Shan had brought back a strange old man today, and asked her to be extra careful.
So Ah Hua hurriedly took two steps back and distanced herself from Lao Wang.
But after thinking about it again, the old man in front of him was so old, it was estimated that he might fall down if he took two steps, and he scolded him twice just now, and he didn't fight back, so he didn't look like the old man his son mentioned.
Since she was not like the old guy her son had met, Ah Hua became bold again, so she crossed her waist and scolded Lao Wang: "Old guy! Get out of the way, don't you see what's blocking me? ”
Seeing this, Lao Wang guessed that this old witch might recognize herself, but because she didn't look as intimidating as she imagined, it caused her to look like she was now.
Thinking of this, Lao Wang smiled evilly, and he had a bad idea, wanting to take the opportunity to punish this vicious old witch, and also help Ah Shan recover a little interest in advance.