Volume 1: A Boring World and a Different World (Part I) Chapter 19: The Aftermath of the Incident (2-in-1)

However, Fury is an agent after all, so it is important to play mysterious: "Mr. Light, Kama Taj has appeared many times in history.

And when you appeared, it can even be said that it was a turning point in history, and some analysts even believe that you are secretly influencing history. At this point, Frey paused, as if he wanted to see something in Hikaru Oda's face.

But he's going to be disappointed, the most outer, he only has kindness to the rabbit of the flower grower and the characters he liked in his previous life, so that's how history goes.

"You agents are like that, you are suspicious and like to play tricks, so I will reluctantly answer your question in an extra way, and I will compensate Natasha, remember that you only have one chance to answer."

Then this opportunity Oda Hikaru casually took Fury, after all, if he followed the 'King of Agents', he had the illusion that I was invincible in the world.

"Mr. Hikari laughed, these are just the nonsense of those analysts, I believe you very much." Fury tries to make amends, but Hikaru Oda will not give him a chance.

"No, your analysts are not wrong, I did come to Tony and he would change the world. He's going to be the greatest hero, and I'm going to support him, like Arthur and Merlin (FGO). ”

To be honest, even Fury couldn't tell whether Hikaru Oda was joking or answering him seriously, but he had a feeling that the wizard in front of him was telling the truth.

"That's it, Mr. Hikari, can you hand over Ivan Vanko to us." Fury finally got to the point.

"Yi ~ Fan ~ Wan ~ Ke ~ I want to think about it, En~~~ Ah I remembered that he has not been handed over to your official person? Could it be that he has already escaped ~prison~~? ”

Oda Hikaru Yin and Yang weird words are really enough to make people angry, and they really make people angry.

"Yes, he escaped from prison, he turned into a paper man in front of everyone, I guess this has nothing to do with Mr. Hikari."

"No, this Maoshan secret paper figure stand-in technique has absolutely nothing to do with me, and that paper figure is definitely not my paste."

"Bastard, are you treating me as a fool!" Such a naked mockery that even Fury couldn't help it.

"Allah~~ aren't you? Hahahaha, that's the best joke I've ever heard, Nick Fury, you're a fool. ”

What happened, let's turn the clock back to when it happened.

"EulaOlaO......laOlaOra

"Tony, you're having a great time, what are you going to do with this guy." Hikaru Oda, who was leisurely, suddenly stood behind Tony and said.

"Wow! You're scared me to death, and to be honest, I still care a little bit about what he says, but if he kills someone, he must be judged. Now Tony is still less willful, and knows how to use his influence: "My 'friend' should be able to make him repent in prison for the rest of his life." ”

Hearing Tony's words, Oda Hikaru pursed his lips disdainfully: "No, no, no, Tony, you are still too tender, do you know S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Know the Paperclip Project? Back then, all the demon scientists in Na X could join S.H.I.E.L.D. and be in a high position, not to mention that this guy just killed one person. ”

"Project Paperclip?" Tony's attention was clearly not in the right place: "Log in to the classified files of S.H.I.E.L.D. against the current, look up ......" Only then did he remember that the static force had not yet been touched, and even the data transmission would be stopped after leaving his side.

However, when he released the static force, he found that everything was still still.

"You've finally figured out, stopping time with a spell." Hikaru Oda said indifferently, as if it was too simple to be embarrassed to say.

"What! Can you give me the spell of still time? "Tony's thirst for knowledge is already hungry.

"Yes, but you need to solve this matter perfectly, to be honest I am not happy with your attitude at all, you are smiling all the time, full of excitement to get against the current, not like a hero at all, unless you already have the perfect solution."

Although Tony's face could not be seen, Hikaru Oda could feel it, and Tony became serious.

With a wave of his hand, Tony flew away the burning wreckage that had crushed the rider, revealing his charred body.

Then Tony grabbed his hand behind his back, and he already grabbed a brush stained with cinnabar in his hand, and then he drew a talisman in the void, and a complex talisman appeared in the air.

"The Immortal Sand Resurrection Technique is the 'Resurrection of the Dead', a spell in the "Xuanjun Seven Chapters of the Secret Sutra", but it can only resurrect people to become ghouls. Note (1)

But resurrected creatures cannot be called fully human, and it is true that they are close to humans in many ways.

For example, they stand upright on their feet and lean forward, but they look like a pack of dogs. And the rubber-like skin, which makes people disgusted.

But it is undeniable that people are indeed resurrected, and after my observations, no matter whether the body is damaged or not, the soul will be distorted when the person is resurrected, and the distorted soul will produce energy, and this energy can bring the corpse back to life. ”

Saying this, Tony looked back at Hikaru Oda, as if begging for praise.

"Yes, most of you are right, but the distortion is uncontrollable, but the ghoul is basically the same, and that's because it has the power of the King of Yellow as an introduction, Tony, do you want my power to be the introduction? This one doesn't work. ”

To be honest, Hikaru Oda is a little disappointed right now, and Tony didn't surprise him at all.

"Of course not, ahhhhhhh

Tony was a little disappointed, just like a student would like a teacher to praise him, and Tony had no respect for them because he had completely beaten them with his intelligence.

But now his teacher is a god, so he is not going to be naΓ―ve now.

"I said it earlier, but if you're not doing well enough now, I won't praise you."

"Cut~ Who needs your compliment, I don't need that!" But he said no, but his body was still very honest.

"Human beings are machines, souls are machine souls, and the body can be repaired."

The charred corpse in front of me began to repair little by little, the twisted arm returned to its normal position little by little, the broken muscles began to connect one by one, and the dry cells began to refill.

In the blink of an eye, the body was repaired.

"Soul infusion, fuel refilling."

The driver's soul is infused into his body, and his soul is infused with the power of the mech.

"In the end, the immortal sand returned to the soul seal and ignited the fire."

The Immortal Sand Resurrection Seal turned into a streamer and entered the driver's body, and in an instant the mechanism was activated - he was alive.

In the vision of Oda Hikaru can be clearly seen, there is a blue soul in the body, and next to the blue soul there is the power of the flowing machine soul, in the moment when the fairy sand soul seal enters the driver's body, the machine soul is ignited, the body is activated, due to the existence of the machine soul soul is not distorted, that is, the person is really resurrected.

"Great, Tony, you're amazing." Hikaru Oda was really pleasantly surprised, and the feeling of the unknown was amazing.

"Really? Can you leave the time stop to me? ”

"Eh, didn't I give it to you a long time ago?"

This will Tony stunned, he thought about it carefully, and definitely never saw it: "If you don't teach, you won't teach, can you lie if you are a god?" ”

"Damn, you're blasphemy, I turned you into Peppa Pig, believe it or not!"

Tony thought for a moment about how he turned into Peppa Pig: "Then, don't get excited, I really didn't see it." ”

"Impossible, the spell of time manipulation is in the book "Ten Most Useless Spells".

"What! Why is time manipulation in this book? Tony was really shocked, and he still remembered what Hikaru Oda said when he handed over his book:

[The spells in this book are some very boring and useless spells, just look at them.] οΌ½

Tony didn't care about raising the bar with Oda Hikaru at this time, and he quickly took out the book and looked at the table of contents.

"Acaccia Records Backdoor"

The Kabbalah Tree

"Free Manipulation of Time"

Angel of Comfort

……

The spells recorded in this are more awesome than the other, take "Angel of Peace" as an example, this spell can lock the technology tree of a civilization, so that one can instantly regress to the level of Ru Mao drinking blood in interstellar travel, and it only takes one or two generations to completely destroy a civilization.

In fact, this book was written by Oda Hikaru himself, and the spells in it are useless for him, so if it works with time stop and modifying reality, he won't let Naiko take the Physics Holy Sword and use the universe CQC to blow it up.

There was a silence between the two, and in the end, Tony felt that he and Oda Hikaru were really not on the same line about spells, and he took the initiative to diverge the topic.

"What do you say about this guy with a whip, I can't lynch myself, that would make the credibility of the government diminish."

"It's simple, give you this book called "The Most Amazing Spells" I just wrote, you look at this Maoshan stand-in technique, use it as a stand-in and hand it over to the official, you will take the real body away, so that it will be the best of both worlds."

Time goes back to the present again, Oda Hikaru is not lying, and he really didn't make the paper man.

After laughing at Fury, Hikaru Oda got up and left, and the next second he got up, a sharp arrow shot from the roof of the building opposite the bar.

The arrow pierced through the glass, and when it was about to penetrate Hikaru Oda's left hand, the arrow suddenly burst open and split into two halves, with a wire link in the middle, so Hikaru Oda's left hand was fixed on the table.

Immediately after that, another arrow locked Oda Hikaru's other hand in the same way.

Hikaru Oda looked at his hand, then at the black-clad archer who shot the two arrows, and finally at Nick Fury, who felt that the tea egg seemed a little proud.

"Mr. Hikari, now that you're arrested, please hold your head in your hands, oh yes, you can't hold your head now." It turns out that Nick Fury is a cautious eye, and as soon as he was sarcastically sarcastic by Hikaru Oda, he immediately retaliated back.

"Doesn't it seem strange why we know about your death, Kama Taj is mysterious, but it's not completely undocumented.

You wizards must match the movements of your limbs when casting spells, especially offensive spells, and by the way, remind you that what you have in your hand is not an ordinary steel wire, as long as you use a little force, you will emit high-voltage electricity. ”

After saying that, Fury smiled proudly.

But Oda Hikaru smiled even more happily: "Hahahahahaha, no, hahahaha, you are so interesting, this is what I think is fun about you, I always thought that everything was expected, but in fact, you didn't catch anything, hahahaha." ”

"That's one of the reasons why I like human beings, some human beings are hymns of courage, some human beings are miracle epics, but the happiest thing for me is when you self-righteous people are told no by fate."

"For the sake of you making me so happy, I won't bother with you." After saying that, Hikaru Oda's hands broke free from the restraints with all his strength.

As for Nick Fury, they couldn't move when Hikaru Oda laughed wildly, although it was said that they didn't care, but it was okay to make a joke.

"Don't worry, you'll be able to move in 1 hour." Patting Fury on the shoulder, Hikaru Oda said such a word and left.

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"Fake, Farke......" A series of expletives spewed out of Nick Fury's mouth, and he was in an extremely bad mood now, but after a while he calmed down.

It's like Hikaru Oda said that he likes humans, and how can Nick Fury, a human who is liked by him, only be funny? After this incident, he always felt that the bastard wizard meant something.

He started laughing when he saw him, and the fool, these should be pointed, is it the shadow I felt? The shadow that is parasitic in S.H.I.E.L.D., 'You didn't catch anything'?

'Insight program? Suddenly, this thought popped up in his mind, and then Fury shook his head with a smile: "What's wrong with you, there will definitely be no problem with the Insight Project...?" ’

After that, Fury entered the office state: "New Mexico, the hammer that fell from the sky, suspected of being a magic item, what's the matter, wizards and other things are starting to pop up, just let Coulson go, he has a good relationship with that wizard." ”

At the same time, Hikaru Oda also came to New Mexico after throwing Tony to Kama Taj for further study.

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"You're awake, little one."

"Hmm~ my head, it's you!" Loki woke up to the god grinning over coffee.

He saw this god the moment he came to Midgard, and at that time he thought that the guy was just an ordinary Midgardian man, but he didn't expect that the guy directly to himself to suspend his true body, which was the truth that transcended everything, and before he was about to go crazy, the god sent himself back.

As the memory flooded back, Loki immediately made an unexpected move, only to see him fall to his knees and present Odin's scepter in both hands: "Great god, Loki Odinson is here to swear allegiance to you." ”

Loki's words once again exceeded Hikaru Oda's expectations, and this is the benefit of not opening the omniscient omnipotence, and there will be infinite pleasure: "Allegiance? Let me see your sincerity. ”

After saying that, Hikaru Oda looked at Loki with a smile, and Loki didn't say much, after he stood up...

"Ahh

Directly broke Odin's scepter with his knee, "Now I will be completely loyal to you." ”

"Since you are my subordinate, then as your boss, I can't be stingy, so I'll give Asgard to you."

Loki was also taken aback when he heard this, and then showed a look of ecstasy and worry.

He pledged his allegiance to Oda Hikaru only in the belief that he was the true god, unlike the Asgardians, who possessed the Godhead and divine powers (note (2)) but were not omniscient, not even the Court of Life.

But the god in front of him is simply an existence beyond this universe, so he is betting that as long as he can follow him, the throne of Asgard is not worth mentioning.

But he didn't expect God to give him Asgard, but he was afraid that God would give him a smoothed Asgard, where there was also his mother and father.

Hikaru Oda felt great watching Loki's crazy inner drama, but don't tease him: "Don't worry, I won't give you a smoothed Asgard, I will give you a chance, a chance to get your father's recognition of taking charge of Asgard." After all, what you get is the best, isn't it? ”

"Thank you, sir."

"Now you just have to wait quietly, waiting for your big brother to arrive."

Shortly after the two men spoke, a makeshift open-air base was built in the middle of the New Mexico desert.

"Loki, you see the stage has been set up, how do you think your big brother will appear?"

This will cause Hikaru Oda to take Loki and stand at a height of 10,000 meters and watch everything below.

Hearing Hikaru Oda's question, Loki pursed his lips and said, "Thor, he will rush in like a brute, he has no plan at all, but he should be able to rush to MjΓΆrnir's side, even if I look down on him, he is still a powerful warrior." ”

"Very pertinent answer, I thought you would be all over him without a lower limit."

At this time, Loki's eyes flashed with wisdom: "I used to be, I was arrogant at that time, but after seeing the greatness of adults, I deeply realized my own insignificance. ”

Loki actually changed sex? Of course, this is impossible, he is just a little cautious after seeing the nature of the outer gods, as long as Oda Hikaru leaves, he will be able to appear in 3 seconds.

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Note (1): Ghoul: A humanoid monster with elastic skin like rubber. They have hoove-like feet, dog-like faces, and pointy claws, and speak in a rapid, crying voice. Because they often forage in graves, their bodies are mostly covered with fungi that grow in graves. Lovecraft's ghouls are terrifying creatures that live in a network of underground tunnels in various cities; They make covenants with witches and sometimes attack humans. After a long period of time, humans can turn into ghouls.

Note (2): Asgard here is a mix of comic book background and movie background, but if it's just a pure movie background, you won't be able to beat the boss I arranged.