"No, no, no, these props are not the most important thing, the main thing is that you are not in the right direction, why do you want an uncle to pretend to be a female ghost? First of all, the gender is not right! ”

Without waiting for the shopkeeper to refute, Yu Nuan continued: "The second question is your skills. ”

The shopkeeper looked at Yu Nuan with a confused expression.

Skill?

Is it such a high threshold to even play a ghost now?

"Uncle, you see that you are pretending to be a female ghost, even if you wear clothes and wigs, people can't find flaws from a distance, but why do you have to sing?" Yu Nuan threw another question.

"Ahem, maybe the uncle thinks that the female ghost singing will add three more stars to the horror index?" Yu Wen silently saved the respect of the shopkeeper.

Ah Da heard Yu Wen's words and kept nodding wildly beside him.

God knows that when he heard the sound of singing, the fear in his heart literally rushed out of the universe.

"Uh, I mean, uncle you should get a tape recorder or something, and then do some reverb sound effects and play it on the speaker!" Yu Nuan couldn't refute Yu Wen's words.

"Do you need to get some equipment to pretend to be a ghost now?" Uncle asked weakly.

"No, no, no, in fact, it's not mainly a matter of equipment, I said, it's a matter of your skills." Yu Nuan corrected.

"Huh?" The shopkeeper was obviously incomprehensible.

"Ahem, I mean, you're out of tune when you're singing! How can a female ghost sing out of tune? Yu Nuan is not the kind of person who likes to point out other people's mistakes in person, and she is still a little embarrassed to say such straightforwardly.

Owner: "......"

"Aha! Out of tune! Hahaha! ”

When Yu Wen and the three of them heard Yu Nuan's words, they immediately laughed out of breath, and they couldn't help but be an uncle, who is a normal person who cares about listening to female ghosts at such a time?

Yu Nuan is obviously a person who has seen a big scene, and he didn't say anything in the face of everyone's unbridled laughter, and only waited for them to finish laughing before he spoke leisurely.

"As for the last and most important reason! That's because my sister is still warm. ”

"Huh?" Suddenly mentioned as the most important reason, Yu Wen couldn't help but question.

I was so scared just now!

can understand Yu Nuan about Yu Nuan, and she will never be untargeted.

Could it be that there is something special about me that can ward off evil spirits?

Or did Yu Nuan discover my secret?

Yu Wen pretended to be calm on the surface, but in fact, he was already anxious in his heart, and pricked up his ears to listen to Yu Nuan's next words.

Yu Nuan approached her and put her hand on Yu Wen's shoulder.

"We have made it clear that ghosts do not exist, so all abnormal conditions must be man-made."

"Well, yes, that's right, what does that have to do with me?" Yu Wen nodded, agreeing with Yu Nuan's statement.

"Then when we run up, we will only meet someone who is pretending to be a ghost, who may be a killer, a pervert, or a psychologically unhealthy person." Yu Nuan analyzed it seriously.

Everyone couldn't help but look at the grocery store owner with a vague eye, as if analyzing which kind he belonged to.

The shopkeeper was so uncomfortable that he had to cough twice as if nothing had happened.

"Oh, uncle, I'm not saying you're a pervert, I'm just an assumption." Yu Nuan was very perfunctory, which can be regarded as comforting.

"Either of the above situations is very dangerous, after all, people are much more terrible than ghosts."