Chapter 10 Tu Wan is a hero
"You may not believe it." Facing the little dragon girl's inquiry, Ling Chi sighed: "I...... Went abroad. β
"Out of the pot?" The little dragon girl was dazed.
"Go abroad! It's not out of the pot. Ling Chi scolded with a smile: "I know how to eat, and I don't look at what I have become fat." β
"......" The little dragon girl pinched her belly, it was very soft, very smooth, not fat!
"Alright, I'm going to tease you!" Ling Chi smiled: "You are not fat, you have a good figure." β
"Hmm." The little dragon girl nodded: "And then?" β
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Girl, your brain circuit is boring!
Ling Chi shook his head and stopped teasing her: "I left this time for two things. β
One is to catch civets, and the other is to hunt for coffee beans.
It took two months to find the civet cat and he found it.
It's the coffee beans that are hard.
At this time, coffee beans had not yet been introduced to China. In the world of Xiaoao, Zhu Fei's fleet did not return with coffee bean seeds, and he did not plant them on his farm. Best of all, he didn't know where the coffee beans came from.
At that time he looked at the civet, and the civet looked at him, speechless.
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Ling Chiyi was bold, let go of the civet cat, and went all the way to the west, running wildly.
At this time, the iron cavalry of the Mongols had already reached Central Asia, and the corpses were everywhere in the field, like hell on earth.
Ling Chi was indifferent to this, as long as the Mongols didn't mess with him, he didn't bother to pay attention.
In this way, he traveled through the Western Regions, through Central Asia, to West Asia, and then found coffee beans in the relatively calm Arab region.
At this time, the Arabs were planning to grow coffee beans, and there were not many of them.
Ling Chi touched the elephant blindly, and even negotiated with an Arab farmer with a guess, and then exchanged a cabbage for a dozen coffee bean seeds with him.
He took the bean seeds to the farm and left.
Two days later, looking at the dead seeds on the farm, he ran back to Arabia from Central Asia in a murderous rage, found the farmer, destroyed his coffee plantation, pulled a coffee tree directly from the ground, and transplanted it into the farm.
That's not all, no one has ever lied to him.
Not only did he burn down the farmer's house, but he also destroyed all his properties one after another, and he was sure that the bearded man would have to drink the northwest wind for a living.
He then returned the way he came, but the way back was not peaceful.
He didn't want to mess with people, but someone messed with him.
When he arrived in Central Asia, several Mongol cavalrymen saw his raw fine skin and tender meat, and actually wanted to him.
This is really unbearable, aunt is unbearable!
A couple of Mongol cavalrymen, pawn!
As on the rivers and lakes, the small ones are beaten and the old ones are attracted. The Mongols were in a period of rapid expansion at this time, and they were the only ones who could kill others, so how could anyone else kill them?
So the first hundred-man cavalry regiment appeared, and then, pawn!
The second group of thousand-man cavalry regiments appeared...... Soldier!
The 10,000-man cavalry regiment is dispatched! Still...... Soldier!
And then it's fine.
Ling Chi killed tens of thousands of people in Central Asia, and finally managed to return home peacefully.
At that time, he thought of the content of a poem: Killing one is a crime, and slaughtering ten thousand is a male.
Slaughtered 9 million ...... Forget it, my brother just wants to cook.
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By the time he caught a civet again, a year and eleven months had passed.
A month later, he successfully extracted the cat poop coffee, completed Linghu Chong's entrustment, and returned to Zhongnan Mountain.
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After listening to Ling Chi's streamlined answer, Xiaolongnu was very surprised: "Brother Ling killed tens of thousands of Mongolian soldiers? β
"yes!" Ling Chi said: "I didn't want to make trouble, but the tree wants to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop. Thinking of those obscene Mongolian soldiers, Ling Chi was still angry: Do you want to be a godbrother? Brother, I'm going to kill you!
"It turns out that Brother Ling's martial arts are so strong." Xiaolongnu thought about it for a while, if it was her, in the face of tens of thousands of Mongolian cavalry, let alone killing, it would be good to be able to escape.
Trenches!
She realized that the gap between herself and Ling Chi was like a moat.
In fact, she is also arrogant, although Ling Chi's martial arts are strong, but it is only a small level higher than her, he can kill tens of thousands of cavalry, relying on cheating meat buns, pancakes, pot kui, cold skin, stinky tofu......
Especially stinky tofu, when he first took it out, he stunned a lot of Mongolian cavalry, and hundreds of cavalry saw him 'eating Xiang', lying on the horse and vomiting, the battlefield picture at that time was really indescribable.
Don't ask, Ling Chi won't say.
The little dragon girl pursed her lips and said, "Brother Ling, can you teach me martial arts?" β
"Teach you martial arts?" Seeing her serious expression, Ling Chi smiled: "Your Tomb Sect's martial arts are very powerful, there is no need to learn from me." β
"......" Xiaolongnu shook her head and said, "The strongest martial art in this sect is the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, but it takes two people to ......"
Thinking of some pictures, Xiaolongnu's face turned red and whispered, "I can't practice alone." β
The little dragon girl's shy appearance is too tempting, as if a fairy has fallen into the mortal world.
Ling Chi suddenly understood Zhen Zhibing a little. It was him, and when he saw the little dragon girl lying on the ground without any resistance, it was difficult for him to bear not to do anything.
"Does Long'er want me to help?" When he said this, the deer in Ling Chi's heart jumped wildly, very naughty.
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The little dragon girl was silent for a moment, looked at him very seriously, and asked, "Brother Ling, do you like me?" β
"I like it!" Ling Chi nodded: "Otherwise, why would you keep eating and drinking for nothing?" I really thought we were doing charity! β
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Although I don't know what charity is, I can still understand it literally, and confirm that Ling Chi really likes herself, Xiaolongnu calmed down and said, "Brother Ling, can you help me cultivate the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra?" β
Kamao! Baby!
Ling Chi smiled: "It is incumbent." β
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There is no hurry to cultivate the Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra, and now Ling Chi looked at Lu Wushuang who had returned from the ancient tomb, and his face sank: "You still know that you are back!" β
"Huh!?" Lu Wushuang was stunned, she was originally very happy to see Ling Chi come back, but Ling Chi's gloomy appearance frightened her: "I...... What's wrong with me? β
"Humph!" Ling Chi said angrily: "Didn't you find a little husband for yourself!" In that case, what are you going to do with it? Go to your little husband. β
Lu Wushuang's face turned red: "I, I, I...... How can I ...... What's the ...... Husband. The more she talked, the redder she became, obviously just an eleven-year-old little Lori, but she had a little bit of the shyness of a girl in love.
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The ancient girl was too mature, and Ling Chi couldn't stand it anymore.
"I ask you, do you have a crush on that kid?" Ling Chi asked.
"......" Lu Wu's hands were at a loss for a long time, and finally lowered his head and hummed softly.
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Ling Chi pulled out a kitchen knife from his waist: "Shuang'er, then my whetstone!" β
"Huh!?" Lu Wushuang raised his head: "What are you doing with a whetstone?" β
"Sharpen your knives! Go and slaughter that kid named Yang Guo! Let him seduce my family. Ling Chi said viciously.
"Huh!? Don't! β
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