The Holy Grail War of the Outer Gods Chapter Forty-Nine: The Daughter Comes Home
In fact, Tosaka Shichen didn't say that in such detail, he actually just said some general information, but who made Oda just an outer god, a little synopsis of the story is enough for him to know the detailed process.
Originally, Hikaru Oda wanted to let each of them cut off a little finger as an apology, but anyway, two magicians and a heroic spirit could also grow a little finger after cutting it. This time they were arrested to scare them, after all, if they really killed them, the Holy Grail War could not be fought.
But now that his daughter has just come home, the father must set a good example for his daughter, and don't play gangster games or anything.
"The three of you are lucky, my daughter is home, and I won't embarrass you." Then there was a thud, thump, and Oda Hikaru kicked all three gasoline drums down. After that, they'll be back to where they were.
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Hikaru Oda replaced his retro octagonal hat, bow, white shirt, vest, tweed suit, metal chain, and black leather shoes. It looked too much like a gangster, and then he changed into a serious black suit, dressed like a silhouette.
Slowly walking into the house, her daughter was already sitting on a chair in the living room, and Abigail was reading the script that Hikaru Oda had made up earlier.
"Dad, you're back, and it's a gift from Sister Naiko on the table." Abigail smiled at Oda Mitsuten.
"Huh? Naiako actually changed sex? Will you apologize? "Hikaru Oda picked up Naiako's (apology) gift, which was a letter - "Magic Book Club".
??? What is this (ᄋᄆᄋ River, because it is also a thing of an outer god, so Oda Hikaru doesn't know what it is.) However, when he opened the letter, there were two pieces of paper inside, one was blank and the other was raw-edged paper that had been torn out somewhere.
The rough-edged paper reads: Pinkie Kamena Diane Pie (Becky's Magic Dating Letter), she somehow managed to sneak into a cross-century magical book club, and is in dire need of guidance.
Hikaru Oda coughed pretending to put the blank letter in his arms and kept it close to him.
Abigail clearly saw it, and she quietly rolled her eyes, her father's sexual fetishes were known to almost all the outer gods - ponies and Sabu Nicholas.
"Dad, I want to participate in this game too, is that okay?" Abigail waved the script.
Oda Hikaru is basically unable to resist his daughter's request: "No problem, it just so happens that one of the people who originally participated died, what holy relic do you want, baby?" "Oda Hikaru thought about it, as long as the baby wanted a male heroic spirit, he would sterilize them himself...... It's still sexually better.
Unexpectedly, Abigail shook his head: "I'm still good at physiognomy, anyway, it's just playing." ”
'Do you want to help the baby, what if you summon a guy like Merlin who doesn't have a beating?' With this in mind, Hikaru Oda began to draw a summoning array in earnest, and his baby daughter wants to play with herself, of course, she has to do her best, and there is no such thing as cutting corners.
"Alright, baby, hurry up and summon." Hikaru Oda took two steps back, and at the same time took out the Demon Time King Watch (Outer God Special Monkey Version), in case his treasure summoned any large non-combustible garbage, he would pause the time and change it.
Abigail stepped forward and sang with a serious expression: "I am the son of God, a wandering being in the world, if you are willing to accompany me to the player's house, please respond to my call!" ”
It's a completely nonsense summoning spell, and it stands to reason that no one will respond to the call even in a super non-rigorous game like the Holy Grail War, not to mention that Abigail doesn't even have a command spell that is completely disqualified from the competition.
Sure enough, there was no response from the Heroic Spirit at all, but her daughter Kong Oda Hikaru would definitely not let her daughter down: "Baby, Dad forgot a very important thing, baby, you haven't made a spell yet." ”
Abigail looked at his smooth arms and reflected, "Dad, what should I do?" I don't have any desires at all, and the Holy Grail won't choose me. "Actually, Abigail himself has 10,000 ways to participate in the Holy Grail War, but in that case, his unconscious father should become a weaver three-year-old, so he has to give his father a chance to perform.
"Baby, it's just a holy grail, and it's not enough to stump Dad." As he spoke, Hikaru Oda took out a red marker.
With a thumb, the cap popped open, and Hikaru Oda gently drew a lifelike pony on Abigail's hand.
Not to mention that Hikaru Oda was rare and reliable this time, as soon as he finished drawing the summoning array, a burst of bright light erupted.
"Katsushika Hokusai, a ......" Hikaru Oda paused time before he could finish speaking, he reached into the pillar of light and fished out, and a cute octopus was caught in his hand.
"Spring painting octopus, I will give you two choices, one is made into takoyaki by me, and the other is an old father who accompanies me to drink tea and watch his daughters play happily together."
"Little brother, I can make a good cup of tea, please be sure to taste it." The octopus immediately confessed, after all, he knew what the real body of the adult in front of him was.
After receiving an affirmative answer, Hikaru Oda casually threw the little octopus back into the pillar of light, and then the opening line became:
"Saber Katsushika should be...... Uh, no, it's "Katsushika Hokusai"! Well, isn't there "Raid by the Loyal Minister" in Daddy's color prints? I'll tell you the truth, one of the retainers of the head of the Gao family, Kira Uenosuke, and a skilled swordsman, is actually my father's great-grandfather. In other words, I also have the blood of Jian Hao in my body. Whew~ It's amazing! That's right, I'm not an ordinary ukiyo-e artist! Two slashes! Draw, draw, non-stop slashing! …… Well? What's up, Daddy? Is that the black history ...... you scribbled with ink? Ahaha, what are you talking about? ”
A girl in a gorgeous swimsuit appears with a cute octopus with swimming goggles.
"My name is Abigail, let's make a big fuss." Abigail held out his hand.
Ah Rong knelt down on one knee and gently kissed the back of Abigail's hand: "My princess, let's make a big fuss." ”
The little octopus snapped and reluctantly slapped his forehead with his short little tentacles: "I shouldn't let you read so many knight novels." ”
At this time, the young "Katsushika Oshi", who is super obsessed with novels, appears and has a longing for "fairies"! And also all sorts of false impressions about the "fairy".
"Baby, you can go and play with Ah Rong, I won't go with the octopus, and you won't have fun with adults."
"Yes, yes, I went to tea with my lord."