When I got to the bottom of the tree, I closed my eyes and suddenly my head was dizzy, and I fell to the ground.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself on the bed, gasping for breath and my cheeks already being warmed by the sunlight streaming in.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the bedroom door being opened, and Sister Yu walked in with a basin of hot water, how familiar this scene is, I turned my head to look, but Sister Yu was stunned, and hurriedly put down the basin and walked over and said: "Xiaoxuan, you, you are awake, how do you feel?"

I shook my head and said, "Is this an illusion, Sister Yu, are you real?"

Sister Yu was stunned for a moment and said: "What are you talking nonsense, I must be true, you don't think this is still an illusion, right?"

I nodded, blinked slowly, and said, "Why don't you think that."

Sister Yu was stunned when she heard this, and then immediately said: "Don't worry, you kid, Master Shikong personally took action, saying that you will wake up soon, this is no longer an illusion, they are all downstairs."

I shook my head again and said softly: "I can't believe it, because this illusion is so real, I even saw you die in front of my eyes, with hatred and resentment."

Sister Yu listened to my words, her face changed slightly, she squeezed a hot towel and handed it to me and said, "I don't know what you went through inside, and I don't know how you feel now, but what I want to say is that this is not an illusion."

I took the hot towel, sat up, washed my face, and said, "A touch of hot water, it's really comfortable."

Sister Yu also smiled and said, "You can rest for a while, I'll go down first."

After speaking, Sister Yu slowly walked out with a hot water basin, and I turned my head to look at Sister Yu's back and said, "Why isn't this an illusion?"

After speaking, I fell directly on the bed, but as soon as I fell on the bed for a few seconds, I suddenly sat up again, this moment I felt like a 360-degree pirate ship without dead ends, I gasped and looked around, at this time it was already dark outside, there was only a small light on my bedside, no, to be precise, it was a candle, half red and half white candle, I shook my head, trying to shake off the only remaining dizziness, but this dizziness stuck to your head like old maltose.

Gasping for breath, I got up from the bed and walked quickly to the outside of the villa, this out, I felt a cold wind coming, and then the streets were full of pedestrians walking around, and the lights of the residents of Yunshan Community were also on, and the shops next to them were also lit up, wearing wool slippers, I ran directly to Uncle Yin's restaurant, Uncle Yin was sitting at the counter reading the newspaper at this time, as soon as he heard the sound of hurried footsteps, he raised his head and saw that it was me, and he was surprised at first, and then stood up and said: "Xiaoxuan, Why are you here in your pajamas, do you want to have some supper?"

I didn't speak, but looked at the scene around me that was exactly the same as the illusion and said, "Are you here at the junction of the underworld and the yang, are you dedicated to sending souls?"

Uncle Yin was stunned for a moment, then walked over suspiciously and asked, "What did you kid say?" What the underworld and the yang".

Hearing Uncle Yin say this, I didn't give up and asked, "How many years has it been now?"

Saying that, I looked at the newspaper on the counter, and directly thought that Uncle Yin also handed me a newspaper in the phantom realm, thinking of this, I quickly ran to the counter and took the newspaper over to take a look, but saw that it was written that the food in such and such a factory was not fresh, resulting in food poisoning for all workers, I looked at the report below, but saw what dam project construction and a group of recruitment information at the bottom, anyway, none of them were about the news that the magic path dominated the world and the North Underworld Pass was once again declared extinct.

Uncle Yin looked at me strangely, and then asked, "What's wrong with you kid, why do you see that your face is not right, are you sick?"

I put down the newspaper and looked at Uncle Yin, shook my head and said, "What year is it, Uncle Yin, you tell me."

At this moment, I was very eager for Uncle Yin to tell me the year, month and day, Uncle Yin looked at me strangely and said: "January 20, 2018, it happened to be the fourth day of the lunar month, and the New Year is almost away, not Xiaoxuan, what the hell is wrong with you, from the moment you entered the door to now, I see that something is wrong with you, you won't be hungry and dizzy, right?" I'm going to cook dumplings for you, how about it?"

Hearing the first half of Uncle Yin's words, I laughed directly and said: "No, I'm okay Uncle Yin, what's the matter, tomorrow at noon, please send a large plate of boiled beef to my house, three plates of dumplings and two bottles of oversized drinks, tomorrow I will pay you, I will go first."

After speaking, I didn't wait for Uncle Yin to reply, I ran out wearing wool slippers, Uncle Yin looked at my back suspiciously and scratched his head, and then walked back to the counter and wrote down the dishes I just said with notes.

At this time, I ran briskly on the street full of people, and ran to the Liberation Monument Square in one breath, which is very noisy, although the weather is very cold now, but it can't stop people living in the era of science and technology from going out to shop and chat, and I also saw two big speakers on the square, a group of old ladies are competing with square dancing and laughter spread throughout the square, and the shops next to it are open and the lights are on, the shopping mall is also, people come and go, lively and extraordinary, at this moment, I finally can't help it, I laughed out loud in the square full of people, and the people passing by looked at me as if they were a few meters away from me, but they still looked at me vigorously, not understanding why I was smiling like this.

I slowly sat on the stone steps next to me, constantly laughing, this time also attracted a lot of onlookers, this group of people kept pointing at me, one of them I heard a person say: "This little baby is afraid that there is a problem with the braincase, isn't it cold to wear pajamas and pajamas?" Still laughing here, what is he laughing at"?

The person next to him shook his head, holding his mobile phone and filming my every move, and then said: "Eh, hello friends on the Internet, you see, today I met a critic in the Liberation Monument, wearing pajamas and pajamas and laughing where I have been laughing, I have been laughing for more than ten minutes, and I don't know which doll it is, it should be hit and give up on myself."

Speaking of this, I raised my head and watched this person walk over slowly, and this person was stunned and said, "Hey, look, everyone, he is coming towards me, I'm afraid he doesn't want to get me."

When the words fell, I directly snatched his mobile phone and threw it on the ground laughing and said: "Haha, I, I don't like others to shoot me the most, you, why are you filming me, don't you see it?" Haha".

After speaking, I stepped on the phone a few more times, and the person was stunned, looked at the broken phone and shouted: "Hey! I'm rm, what are you doing, Lao Tzu's mobile phone, you, you fell for Lao Tzu? Don't want to leave if you don't lose money today, everyone has seen it, don't quibble."

This person pulled my clothes, I laughed again, clasped his hand backhand, and then the whole person was captured by me, this person kept shouting pain in his mouth, and at this moment, I finally stopped laughing and said: "How much is the mobile phone, I will pay, and the card number will be reported to me."

The man clasped his arms and shouted, "Ouch, can you let go first?" My hand is going to be broken, it hurts."

I was stunned for a moment, then I let go of his hand and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little too happy, I'll pay you how much my mobile phone is, you can report the card number to me, or give it to me."

The man moved his arm, frowned and said: "7000 can you lose, and there is a lot of information in it, Lao Tzu wants cash, don't transfer money online, otherwise you don't want to leave today."

I was stunned again and said, "7000? What kind of phone are you, it's so expensive."

"A phone you can't afford to buy". The man shouted unhappily.

I looked at his somewhat unforgiving face and said, "But, I didn't bring any cash?"

"Didn't bring cash?? I'm sorry, go through the program, go, follow me".

As he spoke, this person started and was about to pull me to Team Liu's side, I shook off his hand and said, "I said, it's okay to transfer money online, why don't you open your brain, isn't he fragrant with online transfer, you have to ask for cash"?

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