After the Spring Festival, my work became more and more busy, and I didn't have time to talk to the cuckoo for a day.

At this time, it's almost time to get off work, I looked at the cuckoo from top to bottom for a long time, she really hasn't been in vain this year, she has eaten a lot of fat, and you can feel the cuckoo walking when the meat is trembling. Every day, the company cleans up in the morning and evening, and I can't snatch her.

"I said, cuckoo, you've been contracting all the work for a week?" I say.

"Well, that! Anyway, I'm going to have to shake this meat down, or how will I wear a skirt in a few months? The cuckoo was mopping the ground and yelling to himself.

"Alas! What did you eat when you came home tonight? I asked the cuckoo.

"My mother gave me the old hen for the New Year, she cleaned it up for me, she raised it herself, not to mention how big that head is, you just said how big is the largest white chicken you have ever seen, right?" The cuckoo folded his hands together on the mop pole, his head leaned down to support his chin, and stared at me with a pair of big watery eyes for me to answer.

It's so cute. To be honest, the cuckoo at this moment reminds me of the famous child star Xiulan Deng Bo. Isn't it, a man of average size, slightly fat, with a little casual curly hair permed, with big eyes flashing, looking at her as if he was admiring the stars shining in the sky on a cool summer night.

"Oh! The kind of frozen white chicken that I usually buy back in the mall, I estimate that it weighs five or six pounds, is it possible to catch a goose? I looked at the cuckoo with questioning eyes and said.

"Don't say it, it's bigger than a goose, my mother said that the biggest one was left for me, and it was thirteen pounds. When my mom took it out of the freezer that day, I looked at it and like, oh my god! The meat is coated in a layer of butter, you can say how fragrant it is! Tonight, my husband stewed chicken at home, and put some dried mushrooms in it, and two rice on the ground, and I will bring you two pieces for you to taste tomorrow.

Why haven't you gotten off work yet, what time is it, and I seem to smell my old hen? The cuckoo said as if drooling from the corners of his mouth, swallowed and continued.

"Are you hungry? Anyway, I'm going to have a big meal tonight, haha~" After the cuckoo finished speaking, he sang the two of them to turn "Little New Year's Greetings", it is the New Year in the first month, the first day of the New Year, the family reunion party, the New Year's greetings to the old land, and the man and the woman, eh Yo, all wear new clothes Eh Yo ~

"Cuckoo, you can contract the work in our company for a year, otherwise, you will be too fat to walk, and you don't want your skirt to cover your two thick legs." Watching the happy cuckoo twist his head and throw the mop in a flash, I shouted to her from behind. Don't say it, alas, the two of Cuckoo still sing quite tastefully, and it's good.

Watching the figure of the cuckoo happily going home to eat the old hen disappear into the busy night, I couldn't help but admire how blessed the cuckoo is.

Suddenly, I remembered that the child was clamoring to eat fried chicken a few days ago, and I didn't buy it, so I'll take a look later. At this moment, I walked into a fried chicken restaurant next to the station. My child loves to eat it, but I still rarely buy it for him because the fried chicken is so salty.

I can understand the meaning of the merchant's so-called making the chicken too salty, one is to increase the portion, the saltier the more weighed; Second, the salty point will not be bad if it is put for a long time, especially the hotter the day, the more obvious it feels. Of course, the fried chicken I bought is not the same as the stupid chicken that Cuckoo's mother raised. I want to raise such a big stupid chicken, and the money for chicken feed alone in the past few years is not only 180 yuan, if you only feed grain or vegetable leaves, then at least it will be at this price. The fried chicken in this fried chicken shop is only more than 30 yuan a piece, and I am afraid that it will grow from a chicken seedling to an adult chicken in a few months.

The child is unreasonably happy when he sees that you buy him something delicious and delicious, and the contrast is that he pouted with a big mouth and a look of grievance in the days when he didn't buy him anything delicious.

"Are you hungry today? I'm going to cook right away. "As soon as I walked in the door, I said.

But whenever he is happy, he is happy with whatever you say, and I can see that he is happy even if you beat him up.

At this point, tear off a few pieces of chicken breast and pluck off a chicken leg. Although this thing is very inconspicuous, when it comes to the speed at which the fat can swell, it is absolutely unambiguous, especially at night when you eat too much.

The next day, when I was about to eat lunch, I looked at the lunch box that Du Juan had opened, which was full of Dengden chicken, and Du Juan picked up a piece of chicken with two fingers, put it in his mouth, and pushed the lunch box in front of me, and stroked it to let me eat it quickly.

"Wow! Cuckoo, I said can you eat so much? I said.

After a long time, the cuckoo poured out his mouth and said, "If it's delicious, you can eat more, and we will be half of each other." ”

"I can't eat that much, but I thank you first." After I finished speaking, I also followed the example of a cuckoo and stuffed a piece of chicken between my fingers and stuffed it into my mouth.

Well, it's quite resentful to chew, not as muddy as roast chicken, but it tastes several times better than that roast chicken.

"It tastes great!" I marveled at the scent of the old hen.

The cuckoo is really a complete foodie, and the food is delicious and smack. I don't raise my head, and I eat chicken without opening my eyes. I looked at her look like she was eating happily and seriously, and thinking about her working hard to lose weight, cuckoo, you are so contradictory?

"Hey! Cuckoo, you don't lose weight anymore, you eat meat like this, do you want to wear a skirt? "Looking at the cuckoo that had almost eaten up a lunch box of chicken, I said.

At this moment, the cuckoo patted her undulating chest with her chubby little hand, and said as if I was staring at her when she first arrived: "Eat less tomorrow, and try not to eat meat for half a month before the summer comes, just eat some fruit every day." ”

"You dream! Anyone can leave the meat, but you can't do without it, I can see through you. "Hehe, after saying this, the cuckoo was so weak that he laughed with me.

The cuckoo's favorite snack is the duck neck with a very Internet temperament. If she hadn't seen the cuckoo nibble on that thing for a week, then she would have really changed her face. You will taste the cuckoo with the beautiful strength of the duck's neck, and taste the cuckoo, a broad road to lose weight, so if anyone can successfully lose weight for the cuckoo, the cuckoo has to thank whose ancestors for eight generations.

If you want to talk about this good mouth of the cuckoo, it can't be stopped for a while, and I'm also drunk. Say it or eat it, and you want her to shut up for a while, and that's a lot harder, unless she's in a very low mood, but that's very rare.

In life, I think that if you want to see the figure and appearance of a young woman decades later, then you just need to see what her mother looks like today, basically not running.

Although I have not seen Cuckoo's mother, I have heard that Cuckoo is much fatter than her, and I think Cuckoo will continue to gain weight until it catches up with her mother's weight. I really don't want that cute little sweetie to be as fat as a cuckoo in the future, walking on this so-called slugger road of not eating enough, how can I have the strength to lose weight.

The cuckoo can't stand half a minute of loneliness, and she also has a talking starling, and she chats with the two starlings when she is alone at home.

She learned from me, and I imagined that scene I don't know how many times, and I was running out of words, and I couldn't find the right words to describe it.

There is a snack that is sold everywhere all year round, that is, melon seeds, and the cuckoo has to buy a pound every now and then, and you have to pick a large one.

As soon as he entered the door, he gave the starling a handful of melon seeds to eat, first sealed his mouth, and in the words of the cuckoo, "That thing can be eaten and pulled, eaten and made the land, and can be relaxed." "The cuckoo sent me a video on WeChat on his mobile phone, with black feathers all over his body, a handful of slightly white-haired Ying on the top of his head, and the starling with such a clever and energetic starling looks bigger than the average starling, I have to admit this, the cuckoo will serve this starling.

I asked Cuckoo that this starling was raised by her father since she was a child, and it was quite individual.

Cuckoo learned from me a fragment of her life with starlings, which made me remember deeply.

The cuckoo said that when she was still living alone, every day when she came home and entered the door, you heard it say somewhere: "You are back, I want to eat melon seeds." Hurry up, I've been hungry all day, bastard!"

The cuckoo hurriedly grabbed a small handful of melon seeds and put them in the cage, and you listened to the "click" for a while, and then it was finished, and the skin of the ground was not biased or oblique and separated from the middle, but it was neat. Sometimes the skin of the melon seeds is crushed, and it is not ground.

When you're done, you have to give it a handful and put it next to it, or you won't be happy and play tricks on you.

The first time I was played, I didn't know that it was such a virtue, and it made me angry, and I almost didn't return it.

You said that day, I won't give it melon seeds, no matter what I want, I won't pay attention to it. I'm too edible and too good at pulling, and it stinks when I pull the ground, and I have to shovel for it, so I want it to eat less.

I kept telling me to ask for melon seeds, and when I was angry, I grabbed a handful of melon seeds and sat in front of its cage.

Hit it into the cage angrily and call me a "little cub".

I said to him, "The more you scold me, the more I won't give it to you." ”

It scolded on that piece, and after I finished eating the melon seeds, I gave it all the skins of the melon seeds and put them in a cage, trying to starve it to death. As a result, it dug out all the old lady with its claws, and kept scolding me in its mouth, "Little cub, no conscience." ”

I ignored it and went to sleep. Early in the morning, as I was sleeping soundly, I heard the screeching of the telephone ringing, and the landline was placed on the table in the foyer of the outhouse.

Who could call early in the morning? I went to answer the phone with sleepy eyes, and the ringing stopped ringing as soon as I walked over to the phone. I looked up and saw that the alarm clock was only four o'clock, so I didn't go off and went back to sleep.

As soon as I closed my eyes while lying on the bed, the phone rang again, and I got up to answer it again, and it didn't ring when I got there, and I thought to myself, who could this be? Do you still let people sleep?

Luckily, I sat down at the phone and waited for more than 20 minutes for the bell to ring. I'm so angry that I'm choking, forget it, go to sleep, I won't answer anyone.

As soon as I got into bed again and lay down, I heard the phone ringing and remembered again, I thought to myself, you ring! It rang for several minutes, and I couldn't help but get up and rush to the phone, and before I could pick up the receiver, it didn't ring again, and I was out of anger.

I stayed by the phone for another ten minutes or so, and it didn't ring. As soon as I walked over to the bed, it rang again. This time, I was standing on the ground, and when I turned my head suddenly, I saw that it was learning to ring the phone!

It turned out that it was playing tricks on me, okay, I ripped the slippers off my feet, slammed them into the cage, and scolded it by the way: "You get out of here, you calf!" ”