Bring me to a mass grave on a blind date?

That's!

I held back my anger and didn't attack, gritted my teeth and said, "You tell me a way first, otherwise I'm not in the mood to play here with you, and take me to a mass grave for a blind date in the middle of the night?" Who are you with, and what are you looking like......

Speaking of which, I can't go on, as the so-called "saying that people hurt feelings during the day, and saying that ghosts knock on the door at night", this is taboo, the disaster comes from the mouth, and if you have nothing to do during the day, you will chew the root of your tongue behind others' backs, and sooner or later you will have to provoke the annoyance of others, and it is unlucky to mention ghosts at every turn at night, not to mention that I am weak and weak, and I am still in the mass grave, which is simply sincere to find myself uncomfortable.

Zhang Jinya was also happy, the big plate tooth was still shining golden in the middle of the night, and he glanced at me with crooked eyes: "What's the matter?" Why don't you go on? ”

I was angry for a while, and said hatefully, "You'd better explain it, or I'll turn around and leave now." ”

"You can't go!"

Zhang Jinya sneered: "I don't believe you can try it, if I don't go in front of you, you won't be able to walk two miles, you will be finished, don't think that you can really retreat from all evils with a hair mound mark on your body, the most important thing in the mass graves in this wilderness is the lonely soul and wild ghosts, and you don't want to die in order to breathe yang energy." ”

I was also a little hairy in my heart when Zhang Jinya said this, and I subconsciously took off the Baipi knife from my back and held it in my hand, and only in this way did I feel more or less secure in my heart.

Zhang Jinya pouted when he saw me like this: "Okay, look at your cowardice, it's not like the old Ge family's species at all, but I heard that when your father went to the tomb, he met a ghost blowing the lamp, and he took whatever he wanted, and when the dirty thing came out, he wiped the blood on the tip of his tongue and smeared it on the knife, he was definitely a good man, and I don't know how to give birth to such a cowardly son as you." ”

yes, for no reason, he was despised for no reason......

But I have never denied that I coaxed this, who else ran into me and didn't coax these things? So I wasn't ready to meet this guy at all, what really interested me was what Zhang Jinya said about my dad.

My dad even went to the grave?

I didn't know anything about this, so I couldn't help but ask, "Do you know my dad?" ”

"I don't know, but I've heard of it, okay, I advise you kid not to ask about your father, you kid is not qualified to know."

Zhang Jinya grinned, and at this time he had already started to take things out of his close-fitting cloth bag.

An incense burner, a pair of incense, and a wad of paper money.

After these things were set up, Zhang Jinya suddenly turned his head to look at me, and said, "Okay, hurry up and put down the thing in your hand and put on a few cool shapes, I'm taking you on a blind date, and people won't look down on you after a while." ”

When I heard this, my eyes widened: "You really brought me on a blind date?" ”

"That's not it, you kid is too cowardly, you are targeted by the smiling corpse, maybe you will be killed one day, I have to find you a more spicy daughter-in-law first, and I can protect you when you have something."

Zhang Jinya snorted, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't look at me with that surprised expression, you also guessed the daughter-in-law I found for you just now, it is a ghost daughter-in-law!" ”

I was taken aback: "Don't mess with me, I'm scared!" ”

"You think I'm messing with you?"

Zhang Jinya smiled, indescribably obscene: "People like you are weak and weak, maybe you will have to be killed when you will be killed, you are definitely the best object for a yin marriage, marry a ghost daughter-in-law, let the daughter-in-law take care of it, so that you can live for a few more years, but I don't know what your father thinks, he has never found you a ghost daughter-in-law, no way, now I can only do it for you." ”

As soon as I heard Zhang Jinya say this, I felt a little trembling in my body, and now I have a lot of psychological shadows about those dirty things, and it's too late to hide from them, so I still marry my daughter-in-law and go home? When I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a ghost in front of my bed, I must not be scared to death......

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous."

Zhang Jinya was happy when he saw me trembling: "Isn't it just to find you a daughter-in-law, as for being so excited, it's really a natural dick." ”

I'm not excited!! It's scared!! Scared!!

I roared in my heart, and I wanted to turn around and leave, but thinking of what Zhang Jinya said before, I didn't dare to go down the mountain alone, so I could only stand in place without embarrassment.

I know that there are many in the village now, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is to raise ghosts, incense to worship a ghost, so that this ghost can keep his family safe, but this thing is also dangerous, and if you don't get it right, you will anger the ghost for fear that the whole family will suffer, I really don't know what this Zhang Jinya thinks, and he has such a bad idea.

Zhang Jinya didn't pay attention to me at this time, set up the incense burner, lit three incense sticks and inserted them on it, and then began to burn the pile of paper money, and the goods in the fire were surrounded by this mass grave and bowed respectfully three times, and shouted loudly: "Zhang Jinya in the lower door, this time I came to ask for a marriage for my brother Ge Tianzhong, please come forward to the girl who has not been out of the cabinet before her death, if you fall in love with my brother, please take this money, and the three pillars of incense will be endless in the morning, noon and evening in the future, and it will be a good life to worship!" ”

After saying that, Zhang Jinya threw all the paper money on the fire at once.

All of a sudden, the temperature around me has dropped to a very terrifying state, especially around me, the temperature is even lower and the breath can bring out the white fog, and the sunspots around me are also barking at this time, thinking that eighty percent of them are seeing something, after all, cats and dogs can often see some things that people can't see, if cats and dogs bark for no reason in the middle of the night, there will be evil ghosts knocking on the door!

My calves and stomach were cramping, because I could clearly feel that there were more pairs of eyes staring at me now, needless to say, this must be the ghost of the bastard Zhang Jinya, and all of them were female ghosts, but they didn't mean to harm me, so they didn't show up, and refused to let me see it.

Rao is like this, I am also hairy, and when I get to this point, I can only secretly pray that there will be someone who looks pleasing to the eye, not like the thing I met on the train that day, if you don't scare me to death, I'm afraid it will disgust me.

This cold came and went quickly, but after a minute, I felt that the temperature gradually recovered, and the feeling of being scrutinized gradually disappeared, it seemed that those dirty things had left, I suddenly exhaled a long breath, turned my head to look at Zhang Jinya, this thing was squatting in front of the pile of burned paper money, frowning and pondering something, muttering vigorously: "Hey? Something is wrong, why is there no one who is willing, don't fucking give money and run faster than the other! ”

As soon as I heard this, I was immediately happy, but I couldn't bear to see Zhang Jinya's sad face, and I always felt that I had no conscience, after all, Zhang Jinya found me a ghost daughter-in-law for the sake of my safety, and I couldn't say anything about it when I failed, and I couldn't help but comfort at the moment: "Maybe it's fate that hasn't arrived!" ”

"Fart!"

Zhang Jinya suddenly scolded: "These lonely souls and wild ghosts are all dead before their deaths, no one claims them, they can't enter the ancestral grave, and they don't have family members to worship, and they live a very hard life, and now Lao Tzu tells them a family matter, as long as they agree to it, they can taste and worship it every day, this is what they dream of, not to mention that you are still a young and strong young man, even if you are an old man in his seventies and eighties, they have to rush up, and now they are not worshipped for a reason!" ”

After speaking, Zhang Jinya jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, rushed to a small grave not far in front of him in a few steps, and "snapped" at the small grave, and shouted: "You also came out just now, right?" Say! Why not be enshrined. ”

There was no response!

"Hey, it's really a toast and don't eat and drink, and sincerely make Dao Ye angry."

Zhang Jinya was furious, and when he got around, he walked seven steps clockwise, and started again counterclockwise, and shouted as soon as he raised his hand: "Hurry like a law!" ”

"Wait!"

A shrill female voice suddenly pierced through the small mound, and then a shadow emitting a red light slowly crept out of the small mound.

At first, I didn't know what was crawling out of the little mound, but when it all came out, I trembled!

That's clearly a person, no, it's a ghost, and it's a female ghost, wearing a skirt, it's the kind of clothing form with an upper skirt and a lower skirt, but a short waist skirt is often added in the middle, this dress is unique to women in the Ming Dynasty, it seems that this female ghost should be a person in the Ming Dynasty before her death, and the cape is scattered, and when I saw her face clearly, I was almost scared to pee.

This female ghost has a blue face, her eyes are bulging, but a scarlet tongue hangs out of her mouth, and it is almost hanging down to her chest.

I'm having some trouble breathing, I heard that this female ghost just now is also one of the female ghosts who went on a blind date with me?

Thinking of this, I felt awkward, and I couldn't help but take a step back by looking at the tongue she was hanging on her chest.

Zhang Jinya was also obviously taken aback by the appearance of this female ghost, and the hand that he had just put down hurriedly raised it again, making a gesture to fight: "Can you turn your head and scare Dao Ye sincerely?" ”

"Dao Ye forgives the sin, the slave didn't mean it!"

The female ghost seemed to be afraid of Zhang Jinya, and with a "click", her head turned directly behind her at one hundred and eighty degrees, as if it was not enough, and she reached out and prepared to pluck her head. I watched the scene with a cold sting, and I also scolded Zhang Jinya for being unreliable, you said that you can find a ghost daughter-in-law for me, can you not find the kind of hideous face when you die?

"Alright, alright."

Zhang Jinya hurriedly stopped the female ghost from reaching out to pick his head, obviously he couldn't stand this kind of scene, but maybe he had seen a lot, but he was quite calm, and immediately asked: "Say, why don't you want to marry my brother?" ”

"It's not that the slave doesn't want to!"

The female ghost screamed: "This son is good-looking, and he can also have offerings in the morning, noon and evening of the day, and the New Year's festival is indispensable for the subsidy of the use of yin money, and the slave's heart is a hundred willing, but ......"

Speaking of this, the female ghost suddenly closed her mouth.

I heard it trembling all over my body - damn it, are you willing, Lao Tzu is not willing to do it?

Zhang Jinya frowned quietly: "Why do you want to vomit?" If you want to say it to Dao Ye, hurry up, otherwise Dao Ye will immediately let your soul fly! ”

The female ghost said with some embarrassment: "It's just that this son already has a marriage contract, you yang people can't see it, but we yin people can feel it, and the young lady who wants to marry this son is very remarkable, give the slave a hundred guts and the slave doesn't dare to rob the man with that young lady......"

Zhang Jinya's brows furrowed even deeper: "You have hundreds of years of Taoism, is it possible that you are still afraid of that young lady?" ”

The female ghost said: "Not only am I afraid, but the sisters in this cemetery are afraid, so we all retreated, not daring to fight with that young lady." ”

Zhang Jinya fell into silence, and after a long time, he waved his hand: "Okay, get out, don't let Dao Ye know that you are doing evil, otherwise you will be beaten up!" ”

When the female ghost heard this, she was pardoned, and at once she went into the grave.

I was also greatly relieved, turned my head to look at Zhang Jinya, and asked him what to do next?

"What else can I do when I go home?"

Zhang Jinya was like eating gunpowder, I turned around and left without saying a word, I could only follow him, and I vaguely heard Zhang Jinya muttering in front: "Damn, it seems that this deal should not be accepted, this kid is too evil, and I don't know if the female ghost Lao Tzu in the picture will be provoked, don't let Lao Tzu get into it by himself......"

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