Chapter 5 The Great Sage of the Ping Demon, the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty

On the demon slaying platform, Sun Wukong was chained, and a heavenly soldier executioner raised a machete and slashed according to Sun Wukong, but unfortunately it was only in vain.

After a few knives, Sun Wukong didn't have anything to do, he mocked the executioner coldly, the executioner's face was red and his ears were red, and he slashed several times, but in the end, the knife edge was cut and curled, and Sun Wukong still didn't hurt or itch.

"Hey, hey, hey."

Why do you owe so much!

The executioner vomited blood.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor and Rulai both breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that even if they didn't steal Taishang Laojun's elixir, Sun Wukong is still very resistant to beating, and it shouldn't be a big problem.

Acting a full set, and then the Jade Emperor ordered fire and lightning to kill, but Sun Wukong could not be killed, and the Jade Emperor could only 'helplessly' sit on the dragon chair and look at the Manchu Dynasty civil and military: "This ...... How is it good? ”

Taishang Laojun, who had been closing his eyes and recuperating, opened his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, Sun Wukong was surrendered by the God of Cooking, it is better to ask the God of Kitchen if there is any way to kill Sun Wukong." ”

After saying a few words, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military exchanged ears, and the Jade Emperor and Rulai also stared at Taishang Laojun, I don't know what his idea is?

"That being the case, Xuan Kitchen God will come to see you." The Jade Emperor said.

"Xuan-Kitchen God Audience!"

Soon, Ling Chi, who was full of surprise, walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and saluted with his fists: "See Your Majesty." ”

"Flat."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

As soon as Ling Chi got up, the Jade Emperor repeated the previous statement of Taishang Laojun and asked, "I don't know if the kitchen god has a way to kill the demon monkey?" ”

Ling Chi was stunned: What do you mean? Don't you all know what to do with me?

Ling Chi turned his head and glanced at Taishang Laojun, who smiled slightly, closed his eyes and recuperated.

“……”

Ling Chi was silent for a moment and said: "It's not difficult to kill Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong is already a Da Luo Jin Immortal cultivator, it's a pity to kill him, it's better to suppress a Yuan Hui, let him know the fate of not abiding by the rules of heaven and disrespecting His Majesty, so that he can have a chance to mend his ways." ”

"Hiss ~~~~~~~~~~"

There was a gasp at the scene, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all looking at Ling Chi in horror, and there was only one thought left in everyone's hearts: A Yuan Hui? What a ruthless chef.

The Jade Emperor and Rulai looked confused: A Yuan Hui? God of Cooking, what kind of enmity do you have with Sun Wukong? What resentment?

Taishang Laojun, who was inactive, almost laughed, opened his eyes slightly, and looked at Ling Chi with admiration in his eyes.

Ruthless enough, I like it.

"Your Majesty." If the Buddha knew that he couldn't stand up if he didn't stand up, otherwise he would really suppress Sun Wukong for a Yuan Hui, how would his Buddhism spread eastward?

"Sun Wukong has a stubborn temperament, but he should be taught a lesson, but it is too much to suppress a Yuan Hui, it is better to suppress it in the lower realm for five hundred years, and feed him with iron pills and copper juice every day, so that he knows the hardships of not abiding by the rules of heaven, and after five hundred years, he will find another opportunity to make him guilty and make meritorious contributions."

After listening to the 'suggestion' of the Buddha, the Jade Emperor nodded without waiting to ask for the opinions of others, and immediately agreed: "In this way, the Buddha will suppress Sun Wukong in the lower realm as a punishment." ”

"Yes."

Seeing that the matter ended so dracically, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were stunned, but they were all 'immortal' spirits, and they knew that there must be calculations in it that they didn't know, and it was the Jade Emperor and Rulai who personally participated in the planning, which made them dare not say more, and they closed their eyes and recuperated, just as if nothing happened.

The matter was settled, Sun Wukong was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and although the Pan Tao Club was delayed, it finally survived by relying on the delicious food of Ling Chi. In the end, the Queen Mother even expressed her gratitude to Ling Chi: "Thanks to the God of Cooking, otherwise I would have lost my face." ”

"Niangniang praised, all the immortals came here to celebrate Niangniang's birthday, but Niangniang is highly respected, willing to come here, some wine and delicacies, just icing on the cake, not worth mentioning."

Listen, listen. What does it mean to be able to talk? What does it mean to be in trouble? Here it is.

The Queen Mother smiled like a flower, praised Ling Chi fiercely, and rewarded a lot of good things, and everyone was very happy.

When Ling Chi was about to go back to the imperial dining room, he was stopped by Zhen Yuanzi: "Kitchen God, can you take a step to speak?" ”

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi stop him, Ling Chi knew what was going on, and he must have asked him what was going on with that sleeve?

"I wonder what Zhenyuan Daxian is looking for me?" Ling Chi asked.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at him and asked, "Previously, the kitchen god accepted Sun Wukong's ability, but what was in his sleeve?" ”

And so it was.

Ling Chi nodded: "It's indeed a good thing in your sleeves." ”

Zhen Yuanzi was slightly stunned, he didn't expect Ling Chi to admit it so simply, so that he couldn't use the words he had prepared.

After stabilizing his mind, Zhen Yuanzi said: "It's a coincidence, the poor road will also have everything in his sleeves, I don't know where the kitchen god learned this technique?" ”

"Daxian really wants to know?" Ling Chi asked with a smile.

Zhen Yuanzi frowned slightly, not knowing why Ling Chi was laughing? "Please let me know."

Ling Chi smiled slightly and said, "Don't hide it from the Great Immortal, I learned this skill from you." ”

“???” Zhen Yuanzi was stunned: "When will the poor road ......?"

Ling Chi shook his head: "It's not the Great Immortal of this world, it's another world. ”

"Another world!?" Zhen Yuanzi's face was shocked, of course he could tell whether Ling Chi was lying or not, but through the means of quasi-saints, he found that Ling Chi was telling the truth, which made him scratch his head: "I don't know what the kitchen god said about the other world, what do you mean?" ”

Ling Chi smiled slightly: "Three thousand worlds, how can there be only one great immortal." ”

"......" Zhen Yuanzi was silent for a moment, and his face showed a sudden expression: "I see, I see." ”

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes changed when he looked at Ling Chi, and he became much more curious: "Where does the kitchen god come from?" ”

"Earth." Ling Chi smiled.

Earth?

Zhen Yuanzi pinched his fingers, but he couldn't calculate the location of the earth, which was obviously beyond the position of the world he controlled.

"The kitchen god is really not from this world." Zhen Yuanzi exclaimed: "I just don't know why the kitchen god came to this realm?" ”

"Cooking is what I pursue." Ling Chi said: "Every time I come to a new world, it is to improve and improve my Dao, and now I have the cultivation of Da Luo Jin Xian, and the food I make is enough to satisfy the appetite of Da Luo Jin Xian, but since I met Sanqing, I know that I still need more improvement and perfection." ”

Zhen Yuanzi nodded, Sanqing is a saint in this world, in addition to them, there are also Nuwa and the two masters of the Western Sect, the predecessor of Buddhism, but they basically do not participate in the affairs of this world, even Sanqing has already gone to the outer heavens, but they each leave a wisp of divine thought to sit in the town, and if there is no major incident, these saints will not come back.

"I didn't expect the kitchen god to walk out of a new way, but the merit is immeasurable." Zhen Yuanzi praised.

Ling Chi smiled slightly: "It's still very early, and if you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant." ”

Zhen Yuanzi felt in his heart for a while, and nodded: "What the kitchen god said is true." ”

After a pause, Zhen Yuanzi said: "The doubts in the heart of the poor Dao have been solved, if the kitchen god passes by Wanshou Mountain in the future, he can come to my Wuzhuang Temple to sit, there are no gods in the poor Taoist Temple, only the ginseng fruit can still quench his thirst." ”

Ling Chi smiled and said, "If you have leisure in the future, you will definitely visit." ”

Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile: "In this way, the poor road has taken his leave." ”

……

When they returned to the imperial dining room, Huang Rong and the others all gathered around: "Brother Ling, I heard that you participated in the suppression of Sun Wukong?" ”

"How do you know?" Ling Chi asked rhetorically.

"Sister Yang Chan told us." Huang Rong said.

"I see." Ling Chi glanced at Yang Chan, and Yang Chan smiled back.

Ling Chi smiled and said, "It's nothing, because I caught Sun Wukong, and the Jade Emperor asked me what I should do with Sun Wukong." ”

"Then what did Brother Ling say?" Huang Rong asked.

"The Jade Emperor was originally going to kill Sun Wukong, I said that Sun Wukong already has the cultivation of Da Luo Jinxian, and it is a pity to kill him, so I suggested that Sun Wukong be suppressed as a punishment." Ling Chi said.

"A Yuan Hui!?" Everyone looked horrified, and Huang Rong couldn't help but ask, "The Jade Emperor agreed?" ”

"Nope." Ling Chi shook his head and told the Buddha about standing up and pleading for mercy, as well as what happened later. After listening to his story, all the women breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that Sun Wukong is not dead, if he dies, who will ......"

"Ahem!" Ling Chi coughed dryly and said, "It's not too early, the ingredients that should be prepared are ready, and then we will rest in the Kitchen Shrine!" ”

Huang Rong immediately shut up, and the women also started their own things, although Yang Chan felt a slight sense of disobedience, she didn't think much about it, and was busy improving her cooking skills, and the matter passed like this.

However, the cultivation of the peak of Ling Chi Da Luo Jin Immortal was only a stove god in the Heavenly Court, which was too low-level. After seeing Ling Chi's ability to easily suppress Sun Wukong, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to snub him so much, so on the second day after the end of the Pan Tao Meeting, the Jade Emperor named Ling Chi as the Great Sage of the Ping Demon.

In addition, in the future, Ling Chi will not have to cook three meals a day, he will be a demon sage, what else will he cook? However, Huang Rong and the others still have to stay in the imperial dining room to continue cooking, after all, for more than a year, the mouths of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have long been fed, and it doesn't matter if Ling Chi doesn't cook, if even Huang Rong and the others leave, the two of them will probably not be able to eat anything else.

However, the name of the god of cooking is still Ling Chi's, the Jade Emperor doesn't believe that there is anyone in the world who cooks better than Ling Chi, even if Huang Rong and they do well, it is a small level worse than Ling Chi, a small level, and the taste can distinguish the good and the bad. Fortunately, Ling Chi hadn't made diamond-colored meals, which were usually mixed with purple, red, and gold, and Huang Rong and the others were enough to deal with it.

Although Ling Chi has his hands free, he usually runs to the imperial dining room if he is fine, even if he doesn't do it himself, he will also guide Huang Rong and their cooking skills, and of course, Yang Chan, a novice.

With the passage of time, she got to know Ling Chi more and more, and Yang Chan also had a strong impression of Ling Chi, and because Ling Chi already had the cultivation of Da Luo Jinxian, it made Yang Chan feel happy, and now she has the name of the Great Sage of the Ping Demon, Yang Chan knows that Ling Chi's identity and status are no longer below her, and even more so, the little sense of superiority in her heart has disappeared, and all that is left is worship.

Only when a woman is worshipped can he be considered a strong man. The appearance of Ling Chi made Yang Chan, a goddess who was kind but a little proud, change her mentality, and every time she faced Ling Chi, her heart would tremble a little, and she was a little comfortable.

Unconsciously, some time passed, and on this day, Ling Chi found that the nether realm was full of blood, and it seemed that he was about to enter a troubled world.

After pinching his fingers, he realized that the Nether had entered the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out. Especially the golden head Zhang Jiao, who actually shouted the slogan that the sky is dead and the yellow sky should be established, I really don't know how to write the dead word.

Thinking of the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Ling Chi had a whim and wanted to go to the world.

"What are you doing in the world?" Listening to Ling Chi's plan, Huang Rong asked.

"It's the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty now, and I want to see those people who are about to stir up trouble in the troubled times." Ling Chi said, "By the way, let's see if we can collect some materials that can be made." ”

"Oh." Huang Rong nodded, there is no danger in the Nether Realm anyway, Ling Chi can go if he wants.

"I'll go too." Yang Chan suddenly said: "One day in the sky, one year on the earth." I went with Brother Ling, and I had a lot of time to practice my cooking skills. ”

Everyone looked at her, looked at her delicately red, and stomped on her jade feet gently.

Ling Chi chuckled: "It's okay to go with me, but in what capacity?" ”

"Of course it'......" Huang Rong smiled evilly, choking Yang Chan with shame.

"Sister." Huang Rong's last sentence made Yang Chan's face turn red and white, and she was angry, but she didn't dare to let it out: "Sister is sister, then I will be called brother in the future." ”

Seeing Yang Chan breaking the jar, Ling Chi laughed and said, "If you call me brother, I'm afraid that Erlang Zhenjun will find me desperate." Call me Brother Ling! In the Nether, you and I are commensurate with righteous brothers and sisters. ”

Brother and sister......

Yang Chan pursed her lips and said, "Okay! ”

Yang Chan is thin-skinned, and the girls are not too funny, not to mention that Ling Chi just went to the lower realm to take a look, and it is estimated that he will come back in dozens of days, which is nothing to explain, greet each other, and Ling Chi took Yang Chan to the lower realm.

……

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the social contradictions that had accumulated for 400 years finally broke out, and not long ago, Zhang Jiao, who claimed to be the general of Tiangong, rebelled with his two younger brothers and millions of Yellow Turban troops.

The slogan is: The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand. The year is in Jiazi, and the world is auspicious.

In February of the Jiazi year, the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out, and for a time the world was full of smoke, shaking the drunken ruling class.

Because the outbreak of the Yellow Turban Army was too sudden and large-scale, the imperial court did not have enough soldiers to suppress such a large rebellion for a while, so under the brainstorming, Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, issued an order that all localities could recruit rebels on their own.

When the list was posted in Zhuo County, Zhuo County, three heroes gathered here.

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