Chapter 17 His Guilt Becomes a Pig
After a moment, Cai Yin wiped the cold sweat off his face and said, "No, it's too dangerous here." Mei Niang, isn't the chef willing to help us! Why don't we go to the Chef God! It's better than being scared here. ”
"This ......" Hu Meiniang was very hesitant, she said that she preferred freedom, but in the blink of an eye, she wanted to take refuge in Ling Chi, did this slap in the face come too quickly?
Cai Yin knew Hu Meiniang's concerns, and said: "It is said that it is refuge, in fact, we can buy a yard next door to the chef and open an embroidery village, Mei Niang, your embroidery is not very good!" At that time, we will make a living from embroidery, and it will not be considered refuge. ”
Hu Meiniang was moved by Cai Yin, this is also something that can't be helped, who made them encounter too many bad things recently! If it weren't for Ling Chi's half-month sweep, if it weren't for Xiaoqing's venting, they wouldn't have thought of leaving Qibao Mountain at all.
Everything can only be said to be ****.
Hu Meiniang and Cai Yin left Qibao Mountain overnight and went to Qingbo Gate not to mention it for the time being, and said that after Xiaoqing flew away from Qibao Mountain, he was stopped by a demon king before he flew out of the Phoenix Mountain boundary.
This demon king wears a golden crown, a red robe, a blue cloak, and a pair of golden cymbals, tall and burly, with a vicious face, and the aura on his body is very amazing, which makes Xiaoqing also feel a little shocked.
"Who are you!? Dare to stop this girl in her way! A sword appeared in Xiaoqing's hand, staring at the demon king with full vigilance.
"Hahaha!" The Demon King laughed: "This king is the Lord of Phoenix Mountain, the Golden Cymbal!" Your little lady is handsome, why don't you stay in Phoenix Mountain and be a lady of the village for this king? Hahaha! ”
"Phew! Shameless, look at the sword! Xiaoqing was furious and swung his sword to fight the Golden Cymbal King.
The Golden Cymbal King sneered, waved the golden cymbal in his hand, and stood with Xiaoqing.
As the lord of Phoenix Mountain, this golden cymbal Dharma King has his own merits, his Taoism has been thousands of years, almost twice as much as Xiaoqing, in terms of cultivation, Xiaoqing is by no means his opponent, but Xiaoqing followed Bai Suzhen for more than a month, because he usually always travels in the mountains and rivers, and has nothing to do, in order to pass the time, he humbly asked Bai Suzhen for advice on practice, Bai Suzhen did not hide his selfishness, and carefully guided. Although there is only more than a month, and the cultivation will not increase much, but the combat skills have been greatly improved, and in the face of the Golden Cymbal Dharma King, he will not fall behind for a while.
King Jin Cymbal didn't expect Xiaoqing's combat power to be so strong, and under his carelessness, he was a little in a hurry, but fortunately, his cultivation was indeed much higher than Xiaoqing, and after a period of adjustment, he finally stabilized his position and began to fight back.
After fifty rounds of fighting, Xiaoqing gradually felt the pressure, and cold sweat gradually emerged from his forehead: Oops, this monster is so powerful, I can't stand it.
With a snap, one of the golden cymbals of the Golden Cymbal Dharma King slapped on Xiaoqing's body, Xiaoqing snorted, took a few steps back, and the Golden Cymbal Dharma King stood in place, laughing and said: "Little lady, do you still want to resist?" ”
"Phew!" Xiao Qing calmed down a little, and attacked with his sword again, and his swordsmanship was three points more powerful than before, making the Golden Cymbal Dharma King scramble again.
"What a pungent little lady, sure enough, there are two hits, and this king wants to take you back to be the lady of the village! Hahahaha! ”
Xiaoqing's eyes were cold, and the offensive was even stronger.
Although the King of the Golden Cymbals was a little hectic, his eyes were full of the look of successful schemes.
Xiaoqing attacked forty or fifty moves like this, and gradually eased down due to lack of physical strength, but the Golden Cymbal Dharma King laughed: "Little lady, fall down!" ”
With a snap, the golden cymbal slapped on Xiaoqing's body again, this time Xiaoqing screamed in pain, fell to the ground, and the long sword in his hand was no longer able to hold it, and when Chang fell to the ground with a bang, he collapsed to the ground in pain.
The Golden Cymbal King laughed: "Little lady, you resist again!" The more you resist, the more excited this king becomes, hahaha! ”
Xiaoqing gritted her teeth, and her eyes almost erupted with fire: "You monster, do you know who my backer is!?" ”
"Huh?" King Jin Cymbal laughed and was slightly suspicious: "Who is it?" ”
"It's the Heavenly Court Kitchen God!" Xiao Qing gritted his teeth and sneered: "The Heavenly Court Kitchen God is in the Qingbo Gate Ling Mansion, if something happens to me, he will definitely come to me, if you know that I was robbed by you, do you know what will happen!?" ”
"Heavenly Kitchen God?" King Jin Cymbal was stunned for a moment, and sneered: "I haven't heard of it!" ”
"You ......" Xiaoqing almost vomited blood: "The Heavenly Court Kitchen God is responsible for the Jade Emperor's Mother's three meals a day, in the past few Pan Tao Meetings, the kitchen god is in charge of the banquet, and the gods of the Three Realms have friendships, you haven't heard of it?" Sure enough, it is not a climate. ”
"What did you say!?" King Jin Cymbal's heart was shocked.
As Xiaoqing said, although he has a thousand years of Taoism, but he is indeed a little demon king who is not in a good climate, and he has no backer behind him, and he has limited knowledge of some personnel changes in the heavenly court, and he has never heard of the 'kitchen god', which was arranged by the Jade Emperor 1,700 years ago, and is not a righteous idle person, but even if it is an idle position, it is also the person who is responsible for the Jade Emperor's mother's three meals a day, and he is equivalent to a eunuch in the palace in the world, and he can see the emperor's neighbors at any time.
As we all know, even if it is a famous minister, he is afraid that the eunuch will blow the wind in front of the emperor, not to mention that he is at most a golden cymbal king who is a bandit leader, if he really angers the eunuch and cries in front of the emperor, he doesn't want this mountain.
"Hey...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, ......hey, How is the girl now? Do you want the little demon to send the girl back to Lingfu? ”
Xiaoqing glared at him: "Of course, not only do you want to send this girl back, but you also have to personally apologize to Lord Chef, otherwise I will spare you, and the Chef God will not spare you." ”
A hint of panic flashed in the Golden Cymbal's eyes, and at the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief.
His words just now have a deep meaning, on the surface, he is convincing and begging for mercy, but in fact, the trap lies in the last sentence. If Xiaoqing said that she didn't need to send it, it would indicate that Xiaoqing had a ninety percent chance of pulling the flag as a tiger skin, so that he could arrest Xiaoqing back and 'torture', but Xiaoqing agreed without hesitation, and asked him to kowtow to the kitchen god to apologize, which has a ninety percent chance of proving that Xiaoqing is indeed the person of the kitchen god.
panicked because he was afraid that the kitchen god would not spare him; Relieved, it is glad that he escaped for the time being, at least the death penalty was changed to a suspended death, if he is forgiven by the kitchen god later, if he is not good, he can die a reprieved life, an indefinite period, a period of innocence, the most ideal state is to be favored by the kitchen god, become a subordinate, so that he can still go to heaven to be a god, immortality is not a dream.
Although everything is unknown now, at least the opportunity has appeared, and with this opportunity, the Golden Cymbal King does not want to miss it.
"What the girl said is that the little demon will send the girl back to Ling Mansion."
Xiaoqing pursed her lips, and the pride in her heart was shattered.
……
Ling Mansion, not long after Ling Chi fell asleep, he was woken up by the maid: "Young Master, the little green girl is back again." ”
"......" Ling Chi frowned and got up: "Why did she come back again?" ”
"The little green girl was injured, and she was sent back by a demon king named the Golden Cymbal Dharma King." The maid said.
"Huh?"
……
Soon, the dressed Ling Chi came to the hall of the front yard, and saw Xiao Qing, who was sitting in the guest seat, his face was pale, and his qi and blood were weak, and then he saw the Golden Cymbal Dharma King kneeling on the side, and frowned: "What's the matter?" ”
Xiaoqing was silent, the Golden Cymbal King saw Ling Chi, but his heart was cold, Ling Chi's body was ethereal, and he couldn't see the depth at all, so he finally confirmed his identity, hurriedly turned around and knelt in front of him, kowtowed: "Little Demon Phoenix Mountain Golden Cymbal King, knock on the kitchen god." ”
"You sent Xiaoqing back?" Ling Chi asked.
"Yes." The Golden Cymbal King broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead and said: "The little demon should be damned, the little demon doesn't know that the little green girl is a subordinate of the kitchen god, and inadvertently collided with the little green girl, and asks the kitchen god to forgive the sin." ”
"......" Ling Chi's eyes narrowed, and he said, "So, Xiaoqing was injured by you?" ”
"Although it was not intended to offend, the little demon is guilty, and he is willing to be punished by the God of Cooking." Seeing that Ling Chi's tone was wrong, the Golden Cymbal Dharma King hurriedly made a move to retreat as advance.
Ling Chi laughed and said, "You are a little anxious, but it's a pity that you are full of evil spirits and karma, and I think you have done a lot of things that hurt heaven and reason." Now that I hurt Xiaoqing again, you say, how should I punish you? ”
The clothes behind the Golden Cymbal King were soaked with cold sweat, and he trembled and said, "I wish to let the kitchen god deal with it." ”
Again, this trick is sometimes the weakness of those gentlemen.
It's a pity that Ling Chi never thinks of himself as a gentleman.
Turning his head to look at Xiaoqing, he said, "Xiaoqing, what do you think should be done with him?" ”
Xiaoqing glanced at him with some surprise and said, "He said that he wanted to arrest me back to be Mrs. Zhai, you can do it!" ”
"Mrs. Crush?" Ling Chi chuckled: "This monster actually took a fancy to you?" That's not a good idea. ”
"You" Xiaoqing almost vomited blood, and there was a trace of grievance: "How can I be so bad!" ”
Ling Chi chuckled: "Tease you, you're not bad." ”
"You ......" Xiaoqing's face turned red and white, ashamed and angry: "You hate it~"
Ling Chi smiled slightly, looked at the Golden Cymbal Dharma King, and said lightly: "The person who hurt me is an unforgivable sin, and his crime should be punished." ”
Ling Chi stretched out his hand a little, and saw the Golden Cymbal Dharma King fall to the ground, and after a few violent struggles, he turned into a pig.
Ling Chi looked at the big fat pig of four or five hundred catties, nodded with satisfaction, and said to the maid, "Throw it into Phoenix Mountain." ”
"Yes." A maid came over, grabbed the pig's tail, and dragged it out.
The pig had fallen into a coma and did not move the whole time.
"......" Xiaoqing looked at everything in front of her, with a confused expression: "You...... Didn't you say he deserved to be punished! How to ......"
"It's his sin to be a pig!" Ling Chi said: "Won't he become a pig!" ”
"......" Xiaoqing was dumbfounded, it turns out that there is still an idiom in this world 'its sin is a pig'? I have seen it for a long time.
Coming back to his senses, Xiaoqing asked, "He won't change back again, right?" ”
"Unless his mana is higher than mine." Ling Chi smiled faintly: "But I am already at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal, if he is in the realm of Daluo Golden Immortal, I can't help it." ”
"Taiyi Golden Immortal!? You!? Xiaoqing's heart shook dramatically.
"Isn't it like?" Ling Chi squinted and said, "Don't forget, I'm the Heavenly Court Kitchen God, I haven't eaten anything good in the sky, even if it's a pig, it should be eaten into a golden immortal, let alone me." ”
Xiao Qing was speechless, slumped on the chair a little weakly, and said, "I thought that the kitchen god was just a cook who cooked for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but I didn't expect that there would be such benefits." Speaking of this, Xiaoqing glanced at him with a complicated expression: "It's me who underestimated you." ”
Ling Chi smiled: "Those who have no support are not guilty." ”
Xiao Qingliu raised his eyebrows: "You say I'm ignorant!?" ”
"What? Do you have a branch? Ling Chi stared at Xiaoqing somewhere, and smiled.
"......" Xiaoqing felt Ling Chi's gaze, and hurriedly blocked it with her hand, ashamed and angry: "What are you doing!?" Pervert! ”
"Didn't you say you had a branch! Show me the edges! Ling Chi's eyes became more and more improper.
Branch...... Ridges?
Xiaoqing suddenly figured it out, and suddenly blushed: "You...... You're a big pervert! ”
"That's what I said." Ling Chi smiled: "There are so many beauties around me, can't you see who I am?" ”
"I ...... I've long seen that you're not a good person. Xiaoqing said embarrassedly.
"Well, you have a good eye." Ling Chi smiled, "I never said I was a good person. ”
"......" In the face of such a cheeky person, Xiaoqing has nothing to say.
Ling Chi stepped up to her and stretched out his hand......
"What are you doing?" Xiaoqing clasped her hands in a panic and glared angrily.
Ling Chi withdrew his hand and asked, "What's the injury?" ”
......Seeing the concern in his eyes, Xiao Qing was silent for a moment and said, "Chest." ”
A good chest, for a man, is not a thought, but a woman's chest ......
Ling Chi raised his hand to play a healing technique, Xiaoqing only felt a warmth in his chest, as if he was soaking in a hot spring, he couldn't help but let out a soft groan, and after a while, the pain in his chest disappeared.
"Alright." Ling Chi nodded and said, "Touch it, it should be fine." ”
Xiaoqing touched it, and sure enough, it didn't hurt. A hint of joy just appeared on his face, and when he saw Ling Chi staring at her directly, he couldn't help but blush, and glared at him: "What are you looking at!?" Pervert! ”
Ling Chi smiled: "It is said that scathing and mean women are narrow-minded, but I didn't expect you to be broad-minded." ”
"......" Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, and frowned slightly: "Why do I always think you have something to say?" ”
"That must be a delusion." Ling Chi stretched his waist and said, "You have left again and again, and you have come back again and again, it can be seen that you and I have a good fate, so let's live here!" Be a personal maid for me for the time being, and if you behave well, I can give you a chance at immortality. ”
"Who cares about your immortality." Xiaoqing snorted and walked towards the backyard.
Aren't you against being my personal maid?
Ling Chi smiled slightly, and also went back to the backyard to rest.
Nothing was said all night.