Chapter 11: Take a taxi
"Do you know the road?"
"I don't know!"
"So where the hell are we going?"
The three of them walked aimlessly around the street for a long time, and finally ......
I remembered an important question, and oh mystery, none of us knew the way.
"Would you like to take a taxi?"
Heiwa reminded everyone very wittily.
"Do you have any money?"
Li Changluo poured a basin of cold water on him.
"No, it's really hard to beat a bear man for a penny."
Heiwa shook her head in disappointment.
"That's a hero, please."
Li Changluo shook his head helplessly.
"Or, let's rob a robbery, just grab a schoolboy or something?"
Xiaoqing brushed her hair and gave a very cute suggestion.
"Grab a lollipop, you, now that elementary school students are taller than you, have you ever robbed it?"
"Besides, let you drink five more walnuts to replenish your brains, don't always be so, ahhhh
Li Changluo's idiom was almost confused by the crooked monster of Heiwa.
"Do you have a good idea?"
Xiaoqing asked him angrily.
Dangdangdang.
Li Changluo smiled and took out a string of gold necklaces from his bag, which was enough to flash the eyes of the black baby.
It was taken from the pepper monster, which was just the right thing to do.
Xiaoqing and Heiwa looked at him and the gold necklace in his hand with disdain.
It's so straightforward.
So, the three of them took a taxi, and while waiting for the car, Li Changluo kept an eye on it and kept explaining to Xiaoqing that we were taking a taxi, not a taxi.
It's not a taxi as you might think.
It's not a smash in the car, that kind of taxi.
Don't do anything illegal later.
Did you hear it, did you hear it.
Xiaoqing is a cute girl, but she is not so cute in doing things.
The taxi driver in most cities is an all-round tour guide, who can talk to you from food to corpse shredding, and can also accompany you to talk about his third brother-in-law and brother-in-law.
The world is south and north, as long as you are willing to chat, I can accompany you to nag until you are old.
However, the fare should not be less.
Li Changluo's taxi driver is no exception, very enthusiastic and unrestrained.
Even the posture of holding the knife is very enthusiastic and unrestrained.
"Big brother, isn't it?"
Li Changluo grinned, wanting to appease the excited driver.
"Not only did you take the overlord car, but you also asked me to pay the IQ tax, and I didn't agree."
As he spoke, he threw the gold necklace in his hand to Li Changluo.
It's a fake necklace, a fake necklace from Nicholas Pepper.
The driver was very excited, and the long knife in his hand kept dangling in front of the three people in the back row.
"Master, please rest assured, we will definitely pay a dime a dime for the fare, and we will also make you eternal for your kindness."
Heiwa thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with such a perfect idiom.
When he came to this country, he deeply understood that language is charming, and the right words can make people feel comfortable.
However......
Possible......
It seems like......
I used the idiom very successfully this time.
The driver's eyes began to become hot, enthusiastic, and fire-spurting?
Even Li Changluo was so impressed by his amazing idiom that he couldn't close his mouth in surprise.
Heiwa looked at me quickly, quickly, and praised my expression, and looked proudly at Li Changluo, the boss with his mouth open.
Ask for praise.
Ask for compliments.
He didn't notice that the driver was already swinging his knife.
Fortunately, Li Changluo reacted quickly, and hurriedly used Heiwa's satchel to help him block the driver's uncle's long knife.
Bang la blah.
From Heiwa's bag, miscellaneous things rolled out all at once.
There are "Idioms" and "Tips for Skin".
There are also some miscellaneous items.
Glutinous rice, black donkey hooves or something.
Compass, shovel or something.
Uncle driver, the more I looked, the more confused I became.
Is this a crooked black feng shui master?
However, when he saw a worn-out submachine gun dropped on his car.
He silently turned away and put away his long knife.
He said very kindly: "Good master Ping'an, I am Master Li, you have arrived safely, passenger, look left and right before opening the door, and pay more attention to yourself and others." ”
After saying that, he fainted with a bang.
"Hey, master, don't be so pompous, okay?"
"Hey, master, don't do that."
"Hey, don't pretend to be dizzy, it's not what you think."
"Don't think about it, it's a toy, a ...... that nourishes water."
"Get up, and I'll show you."
Li Changluo found that he couldn't argue with this hundred words, and he was very flustered and stuffed the things dropped by the black baby into his bag, ready to escape.
However, before he could recover from his panic, he heard another muffled sound.
Xiaoqing really knocked the driver's uncle unconscious, and used a Luoyang shovel.
.
You two are going to kill me.
"You didn't say you couldn't hit someone?"
Xiaoqing winked cutely.
Blink your sister, what kind of cuteness is pretending to be at this time.
Li Changluo touched the driver, but fortunately he just fainted, he left the fake necklace to the driver for the fare, and the three of them hurriedly ran away.
However, he didn't notice that in a panic, his phone was left in the car.
Doing missions with these two monsters, even arriving at the mission location safely is a luxury.
I'm so tired.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
They have already arrived at their destination.
Licheng is not large, and the Northeast Gate Vegetable Market contracts the food materials of half of the people in the entire city.
Li Changluo found that the E-level mission and the F-level mission are really not the same level.
The F-class mission, in fact, is very real, which is to directly tell you that there are monsters there.
You carry the sack.
A crackling fist to the flesh.
Either beat the monster or be beaten by the monster.
After the beating, put it in a sack and drag it back to the tavern.
But this E-class mission is not authentic.
There is only a task name, not even a hint.
Playing a ball, huh?
The task is to capture the fox demon Ah Zi.
Location, wet market.
Looking for a fox monster?
"Qing, it's all up to you."
Li Changluo pinned his only hope on Xiaoqing, who could feel the value of demon power.
"Knife, give it to me."
"No, why do you always want this knife?"
"Then tell me, where did the shovel and the gun come from?"
"These things are what we went from a fat ......"
"Those two people next to them don't look right."
Heiwa opened her mouth to answer Xiaoqing, but was interrupted by Li Changluo.
The one big and the other small, it's too awkward.
Li Changluo found a man holding a child in the crowd.
They walked with their backs to Li Changluo.
The man put one hand in front of him in a very awkward position, and the other hand held the child.
Moreover, this man's walking posture is very abnormal.
Li Changluo stared at it for a long time, his feet were soft and weak, as if they were very empty.
It's like a child learning to walk, struggling to take steps
But......
Even if it is, no matter how special it is, no matter how difficult it is.
I can't get out of this kind of serpentine position with alternating left and right feet.
Who else but a monster who can take such a step?
And Li Changluo boldly guessed that this man must be the fox demon Ah Zi.
Because his face was sweating incessantly, sweating like rain.
It's winter, big brother, unless you're real?
Otherwise, where did he sweat so much, he must have been wearing a fox skin to make him hot.
The child he was holding would turn his head to look at the man from time to time.
Men also turn their heads to look at the child.
The child's mouth can't help but twitch, which is very weird.
The two held hands and walked strangely.
In this noisy wet market.
Walk quietly and slowly.
It's like in KTV, someone orders a cup of coffee, tastes it carefully, and then elegantly sings "Love When You Die".
Anachronistic.
Definitely out of place.
Besides, children are active by nature, how can they follow adults quietly.
There's certainly something quirky about it.
"Xiaoqing, take a look."
Li Changluo urged.
Xiaoqing's purpose is still Li Changluo's knife, but the child is in danger, and she can't care so much.
She felt it carefully.
"Both of them have demon power points."