No wonder the stingy old man and the old lady with a temper can make up a family, I used to think that there was a gap in temper between the two, but now it seems that they are completely the same kind of people!

The two of them can live for a lifetime entirely because this is not a family, so they can't enter the door.

The old lady can often scold the old man for being stingy and not paying attention to it, they are still sons and daughters, but if they dare to say that the old man is not, the old lady can dance with them.

Sons, daughters, and pick-ups are no different.

"Uncle is very optimistic about me." The third child is happy.

"Don't be so shameless," Wu Lijun glared, "I won't have a good impression of a playboy like you." ”

"Won't you talk well?" The third child was unhappy, "Where am I a playboy, who am I liaring to, or am I hurting someone?" You have a Ph.D., as if I don't. ”

If you are really addicted to beauty or social temptation, how can you get a doctorate!

The doctor's degree is easy, but he didn't rely on his brother, he didn't rely on a little social relationship, he got it all by his own efforts, and he was qualified to be proud!

"It's you who have it, what can be said by having an academic degree, it can only mean that you have perseverance, intelligence, and feelings are another thing.

She alone is more important than all of you, because I watered her.

Because she is in the flower cover that I put in it. Because I protected her with a screen. Because I killed the caterpillars on her body (except for two or three left to turn into butterflies).

Because I have listened to her grievances and self-praise, and even sometimes I have listened to her silence.

Because she is my rose....." Wu Lijun didn't take his book seriously, and sneered, "Hehe, man." ”

A woman who has read a book is terrible.

Especially this kind of quote from "The Little Prince" in large paragraphs!

Exupéry recruited whoever provoked whom, and took the blame for his feelings!

“Je ne puis。”

Playing profoundly?

The third child is not afraid.

In addition to being proficient in Shouzhou, Henan, Cantonese and Mandarin, he is proficient in English, French and Spanish.

"What do you mean you can't do it?" Wu Lijun said angrily, "Don't show off in front of me, I got a law graduate degree in France." ”

"Dizzy," the third child doesn't believe in evil, I can't cure you, right? He said lightly, "For every positive integer, if it is an odd number, multiply it by 3 and add 1, if it is an even number, divide it by 2, and so on .....and so on."

"Shut up!" Wu Lijun has to admit that mathematics is indeed her weakness.

When she applied for a major in college, her parents and brother were all opposed to her applying for veterinary animal husbandry.

In a fit of rage, she enrolled in mathematics, which was also a useless major in the eyes of her parents, relatives and elders.

Since they want to make a choice for her, let them choose.

Looks like math is better than veterinary animal husbandry, right?

Then she studied math.

After entering the university, she deeply realized what it means to be the water in her brain when she first chose her major, and the tears that flowed into her eyes now.

First, she wasn't good at math, and second, she didn't have any sense of math at all.

Every semester, she can only tremble and promise that she will not fail the course.

And Ling San's ex-girlfriend Chen Yu won the gold medal in the IMO mathematics competition in her freshman year, and then got an olive branch from the Ivy League University in the United States.

It is important to know that only a few representatives from each country participate in the IMO every year.

The gap between humans and pigs is so obvious.

"Be a man, you can't be so arrogant...."The third said proudly.

"I'm home, bye-bye." She turned to leave.

"Don't." The third child was just joking, where did he think that she was more serious, and hurriedly took her hand.

"What are you doing?" She was pulled into his arms, and her cheeks flushed instantly.

For the first time, she was so close to a man.

She is one meter six or seven tall, so her hair can't be thrown on his face.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The third child hurriedly apologized.

"Oops...."She struggled so much, she couldn't imagine that he let go so quickly, and he stumbled, and he was about to fall again, but the third eye was quick and hugged her again.

This time face to face, her flowing hair hung down on the ground.

"What are you doing?" As soon as she stood firm, she reprimanded with a red face, "You want to fall me to death!" ”

"You know I don't have the guts!" The third child took the beer from the refrigerator and said while drinking, "I'm neither mentally ill nor underage, I killed you, and I can't bury you with me?" ”

The more I drink, the more I sweat.

He remembered that on such a hot day, he didn't turn on the air conditioner!

It's all a stinky problem that I learned from my big brother and sister, and I realized what air conditioning disease is since I was a child, and I rarely use air conditioning!

As smart as he is, he hasn't thought about anything wrong, and he's been following his habits anyway.

He didn't know if the air conditioner in this house would work.

I opened the drawer under the coffee table, but I couldn't find the remote control, and I searched the wine rack in the restaurant again, but found nothing.

"I'm really going back." She was suddenly a little nervous.

"Come in, I'll sleep on the couch." After the third child finished drinking the beer, he opened another bottle and said to her, "You can drink some too, and sleep peacefully after drinking." ”

"Okay." She didn't refuse, she took it easily, and sighed, "I really don't understand you." ”

"If you don't understand, no one in the world understands me." The old three.

"It's like I have something to do with you." She said disdainfully, "Don't use the trick you used to coax girls on me." ”

She was always on the lookout for him.

She won't fall into his trap.

"I'm serious." The third child stared into her eyes and said.

"I only understand dogs," Wu Lijun said with a smile, "I don't know dog language, and I don't understand their feelings, but it doesn't prevent me from holding them in my arms, giving them warmth, and making them attached." ”

"I'm not even as good as a dog?" He leaned over to her and said, "Give me a hug?" ”

"Dogs can wag their tails, what about you?" She asked with a smile.

"Dear, you can say something to people." The third child said angrily.

"Are you sure you sleep on the couch?"

"yes."

"Bye-bye, good night." With a casual wave of her hand, she entered the inner bedroom.

What the third child got was the sound of the door slamming shut, and then the sound of the lock cylinder turning inside.

He shrugged his shoulders and didn't take off his clothes, probably because of the strength of the wine, and fell asleep on the couch.

Nothing was said all night.

It's just that when he opened his eyes in the morning and saw his eldest sister looking at him in his head, he was startled.

"How big of a heart do you have to sleep without even closing the door?" The eldest sister glared at him.

"Forget."

Didn't close the door yourself?

When you think about it, it seems that there is such a thing.

"You're still a kid, aren't you?" The eldest sister was angry and looked at the bedroom with the door closed, "You are sleeping here alone?" ”

"Hmm." The third child rubbed the eyelids that were still glued together.

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