Chapter 27: Young Grandma?
Gundam's mouth was slightly open, and he looked at me in surprise, his eyes scanning from top to bottom.
I saw a hint of unease in his eyes.
After all, the person in front of him is favored by the underworld, and he must have unknown abilities. But what kind of ability it is, he doesn't know.
It's because I don't know that I feel uneasy.
I also gave Gundam a confident smile.
I just want to give him a sense of unfathomable depth.
We were at a stalemate for a while.
"Didn't you say you wanted to try? I'll give you a chance, why don't you make a move? Gouda said.
I said, "I'm still thinking about it." ”
Gundam said, "What do you think?" ”
I said, "I'm thinking, how can I get close to your body. Your martial arts are indeed much higher than mine, I really can't get close, as long as I get close to your body, you may kick me away with one kick. ”
Gundam said, "That's for sure. ”
I said in distress, "So, I was thinking, am I going to pretend to be unconscious and let you come and check on me?" Or let you come and grab my throat. I don't know why, but judging from the situation where you and that person attacked me just now, you all tried to strangle me or just kick me in the head. In that case, you shouldn't bother jumping up and kicking me in the head, right? So I guess you're going to want to strangle me so I can get close to you. ”
Gouda sneered, "I didn't think your observation skills were good. Because only by strangling you, or kicking you straight to the temple, will your soul fly out of your body at the moment of death, so that your soul can be eaten. Otherwise, you will have to wait for the ghost to come and take your soul away. But what do you want to do when you approach my body? With the difference in our strength, you can't do anything to me at all. ”
I said, "I can just slap you on the door of the head or the back of your head and shake you out of this person's body." ”
Gundam looked at me in disbelief.
I looked at him very seriously, too.
The two of us looked at each other for a full ten seconds.
Suddenly, Gundam erupts in a maniacal laugh.
He leaned back and laughed so hard that he couldn't hold back his laughter, laughing so much that the tea in the teacup was spilled all over his body, and tears came out of his laughter, as if there was nothing more ridiculous in heaven and on earth.
I still looked at him so seriously.
After a long time, Gundam finally managed to hold back his laughter, but his body was still convulsing.
He placed the teacup on the coffee table and wiped away the tears from laughter with the back of his hand.
"You said you could shake me out of this body with a single palm?" Gundam couldn't hold back a laugh bitterly, and his body twitched because of this, "And you thought about it for a long time?" So why bother thinking about it for so long? Come on, come on, I'll let you take a picture. I want to see how you knocked me out with one palm! Come on, come on! ”
As he spoke, he really stuck his head out to me, with an expression of "you might as well kill him".
Now, I can slap him on the back of the head with just one hand.
"You're really not afraid?" I say.
"Come on, come on, just fight, Lao Tzu will let you hit three times!" Gouda said.
"Then I really hit it?"
"Hit!"
"Really hit?"
"Hit!"
I raised my right hand and aimed it at the back of Gundam's head.
Actually, I'm not sure if I can really knock a possessed ghost out of my body with a single palm, but this is my only chance, and I must try.
Now, the opportunity is clearly in front of me.
I gritted my teeth and was about to slap him down.
It's so good to die, at this time, someone is knocking on the door frantically.
That's right, not ringing the doorbell, but knocking very hard and urgently.
Gundam looked up.
I couldn't sit back and watch the opportunity slip away and slap it in the face.
But it was too late.
Gundam stood up, and I didn't hit him with a slap!
Paralysis! Which crump is the whole time to die? I'm going crazy!
"Since there is still someone to send him to death, I will fulfill him together."
Gundam said, walking over and opening the door.
The door was only half a meter wide, and a white shadow rushed in through the crack in the door with a "whirl", and with a coquettish sound, his legs flew in a row, and he slammed towards Gundam.
Gundam was caught off guard, and was immediately beaten in a hurry, and kept retreating.
I hurriedly retreated to the balcony.
The white shadow was a woman in a white shirt and light blue jeans, her movements were elegant and chic, but she was vigorous and powerful, and every punch and foot carried the sound of the wind.
Another martial arts master!
Isn't this a modern-day heroine?!
Then, I was surprised to find that the heroine was none other than Guo Tingting!
I couldn't believe my eyes, I thought I was dazzled, and when I rubbed my eyes vigorously and looked carefully, I saw that the woman's apricot eyes were wide open, gritting her teeth, although it was not Guo Tingting's usual gentle and quiet appearance, but it was not who she was? !
"Don't be afraid, master, with Zhu'er here, no one can hurt you!" Guo Tingting spoke, but made a pearl's voice.
I was even more surprised.
What's going on?
Could it be that Zhu'er actually possessed Guo Tingting's body?
It turns out that she left alone just now, not because she was angry, but to find someone outside to come back to save me?
The person she found happened to be Guo Tingting? Is there anything more coincidental in the world?
I was amazed and delighted.
Guo Tingting is gentle and quiet, and at this time she fights with others, but she looks heroic.
It's the perfect combination!
In one word, handsome!
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) made continuous moves and smashed a punch on Gundam's nose, which suddenly flattened and blood flowed for a long time.
A leg sweep that kicks right in the waist of Gundam.
Pretty, plus a point!
Obviously, Zhu'er's kung fu is much higher than the ghost in Gundam's body.
Who knows, that Gundam was so painful that he knelt on one leg, but he looked up to the sky and laughed.
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) was about to smash a fist on his head, but at this time she stopped in amazement and asked very cutely: "What are you laughing at?" ”
At the same time, I was shouting, "Don't kill him!" ”
Gundam is a police officer, and he's someone I admire, so I can't let him be killed like that; Even if it's an ordinary person who doesn't know him, he shouldn't kill him, right? Now is a society governed by the rule of law, not the heroic era of more than 1,000 years ago.
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) took two steps back and stood in front of me, beware of the Gundam storm hurting me.
The Gundam stood up and reached out to wipe the blood from his face.
"I didn't expect you to be quite smart as a female ghost girl, and if you came up with such a trick, I thought you would have escaped a long time ago." Gundam said with a sneer.
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) stood there straight, indescribably heroic, and said proudly: "I will never run away." The master is here, and the pearl is here; The master is in hell, and the pearl is in hell. ”
Gundam smiled leisurely and said, "So you called him the master. So, do you know that possession of a living person is a taboo in the underworld? ”
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) said without hesitation: "I know that possessing a living person is a taboo in the underworld, but in order to save the master, even if it is on the knife mountain and under the oil pot, Zhu'er will admit it!" ”
Gundam smiled even more happily: "Then do you know who this person you possess is?" ”
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) shook her head blankly: "It doesn't matter who it is." ”
Gao Gao looked at Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) with a smile, her face was full of blood, and she was indescribably disgusting and ugly: "Her name is Guo Tingting, and she is a good friend of your master." According to the old rules, you should call her a young grandmother. ”
Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) was stunned.
Gundam continued to say leisurely, "Ghosts cannot possess living people, and the reason why this is a taboo in the underworld is because it is particularly harmful to the living. After a while, it will become an idiot walking corpse, or a complete madness, like a mad dog, irrational, killing people everywhere, and especially bloody......"
Now it was my turn to be stunned.
"Is what he said true?" I looked at Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) and asked.
"Master......" Guo Tingting (Zhu'er) lowered her head and played with the corners of her clothes uneasily.
Needless to say, it seems that what Gundam said is true.
"Get out of her body right now!" I roared loudly.