Chapter 37: Giving Birth to a Son
Syllable!!!
Li Changluo still didn't escape Xiaoqing's slap.
It hurts.
Burning......
However, Li Changluo tried, but his body still couldn't move.
Hi, white beaten.
Li Changluo originally thought that if it was a hallucination or something like that now, would he be able to wake up after being beaten?
However, there is no use for eggs.
The point is, am I stupid, can't I just let her hit me?
Why am I mad at her?
The three men stared intently at the strange screen of the mobile phone, as well as the pictures of the bewitching women inside.
This kind of picture seems to be familiar, isn't this what we shout every day not to be a slave of mobile phones, we are swiping our mobile phones to popularize the dangers of looking at mobile phones for a long time, and at the same time, we are so frightened by the harm that we hurriedly brush up on small videos to suppress the shock.
Can't do without it.
What's more, I can't imagine that Lao Tzu can't get rid of the fate of being controlled by his mobile phone when he becomes a monster.
Phew, damn slave.
"Big brother blame on the mobile phone, can you change the picture, I'm tired of looking crooked."
Li Changluo cautiously raised his opinion with the mobile phone monster standing in front of him.
However, this mobile phone monster still looked at them with a smile, noncommittal, it was originally a lifeless monster, and of course it would not communicate with Li Changluo.
"What to do?"
Xiaoqing was at a loss, she didn't understand why she wasn't controlled by the mobile phone monster, was it because the screensaver was a woman's relationship?
"Actually...... It's good, no need to change it. ”
The crooked monster of the black baby has become bad, staring at the screen with thief eyebrows, admiring the beautiful screensaver with great interest.
"No, this kind of thing must be puppy, a real thief is ugly."
"I just like this kind of Internet celebrity face with a hard heart, hehe."
"I really want to see the next one, I'm looking forward to it, I'm so excited......"
However, hearing this sentence, the screensaver picture of this mobile phone monster was really changed.
A picture of a white circle in a circle.
Loading......
The monster sighed for a while, and was extremely disappointed.
"Enough of you."
Xiaoqing felt that this picture was very spicy, so she raised her palm and went to split the mobile monster, wanting to see if she could stun it.
But the mobile phone monster was not affected in the slightest, and it didn't move.
It's just that the screensaver picture that is spinning in circles has changed all of a sudden.
A short video pops up, as if it is a small video APP.
"Don't laugh ......"
"You look so good when you smile, like ......"
"What kind of cow are you......"
On the screensaver of the mobile phone, a small video flashed by the marquee, and the sound of laughing like a chimney came from time to time in this ancient tomb.
People who don't know the truth still think that there is a corpse welcome party in this ancient tomb?
It's scary.
Xiaoqing suddenly thought of a way, she walked to Li Changluo's side, and then carried him on her shoulders easily, and then went around to the back of the phone.
I want to keep Li Changluo away from the phone screen.
"Don't mess around, I can watch ten more."
Li Changluo struggled on Xiaoqing's back, and when he was put down, he hurriedly returned to the mobile phone screen like a demon.
Keep staring at the little video inside.
Xiaoqing kicked Li Changluo angrily, and then, angrily clasped his hands and turned around.
This looks like a girlfriend who is cleaning, seeing her boyfriend playing games, lamenting his misfortune, and being angry.
However, anger is anger, and Xiaoqing also understands that only by breaking his mobile phone can the problem be solved.
With all her might, she punched the phone monster's screen.
If it were a normal time, this punch might have sent a car flying far away, but now the screen of the mobile phone monster is not damaged at all.
"You ......"
"Where's the film?"
"Woo!"
Xiaoqing looked stupid, she really had no choice, she cried all of a sudden.
She was sad, aggrieved, and helpless.
And she vented all these grievances and sadness on Li Changluo.
She bit down on the arm that held her position.
I hate it.
Li Changluo was still looking at the strange little video of his mobile phone, and he was about to cry with laughter......
However, maybe Xiaoqing's attack was too fierce, and the small video in the mobile phone was gone all of a sudden, and it was stuck.
Xiaoqing was overjoyed, could it be that the attack was useful?
She tried to knock the phone monster on the head again, trying to knock it out.
"Doodoo~Dood~"
"Doodoo~Dood~"
……
A tense and exciting music rang out in the ancient tomb.
Xiaoqing saw that on this screen, a cute woman suddenly appeared, accompanied by this tense and exciting music, and was kissing cutely, pretending to be cute, and showing off...... Disturb.
There are also a lot of island runes on the screen.
If, before Li Changluo and the others reluctantly looked at the small video in the mobile phone monster, it seemed that there was still some struggle and wanted to get rid of control.
So now, Xiaoqing can strongly feel that this family has completely fallen, and they all see it straight.
A lewd face.
Hey, man, a virtue.
Xiaoqing shook his head, then clenched his fists again, and kept pounding at the head of the mobile phone monster......
She didn't know that the three people who were being controlled in front of the mobile phone screen at this time were expressing strong condemnation and dissatisfaction with her reckless behavior......
Every time Xiaoqing knocks on the head of the mobile phone monster, the video on this screen slows down, just like when watching a movie on the mobile phone, the speed slows down.
0.75X
0.5X
……
Getting slower and slower......
Xiaoqing was very happy, it seemed that her attack was really effective.
However, she didn't know that this was actually ......
That's the scariest thing.
At least for veteran otaku......
Can't speed up, can't fast-forward to watch the movie, how scary it is.
Obviously, the three people standing in front of the mobile phone monster can also understand.
Xiaoqing is still happily tapping on the mobile phone, and the video on the screen is getting slower and slower, and there will be lag from time to time.
The three viewers who enjoyed the video have ......
His face was pale and in excruciating pain.
Murder and heart.
"Have a son."
"You all have a son for me."
……
At this time, the screen of the mobile phone that was playing the movie of the island country suddenly intermittently, and a number called in.
Immediately afterwards, the mobile phone monster seemed to be recited a tight mantra, and it was very painful to be in place......
Roll around......
Rolling......
Using his hands and feet together, he struggled painfully.
The phone kept screaming......
"Have a son!"
"You all have a son for me!!"
"Eh, that's it...... Beat it. ”
Xiaoqing was surprised, she was defeated like this?
It's like, she is playing with the king of pesticides, her teammates are dead, they are completely suppressed, and only one crystal is left, and the other hero's heroes are all drilled in front of the crystal, ready to abuse the spring.
Outcome......
Your own minions knocked out enemy crystals?
The audience was stunned, reporting that the opponent's soldiers were too violent?
Happiness came too suddenly, Xiaoqing was so tired that she gasped for breath, and she hadn't come back to her senses yet.
"The one who defeats himself must be his own people, this sentence is really true."
Li Changluo was holding the mobile phone in his hand, and his eyes were staring at Xiaoqing, who was panting for breath.
Well, it's plump.