"I'm sorry, I'm used to it, as a dog, I always want to distinguish between male and female."

Ah Huang scratched his head apologetically and wagged his tail at Li Changluo.

"Do you have to tell the difference?" Li Changluo dodged a little, and asked curiously: "Look at your dress, have you been hanging for a long time?" ”

To be able to be in this tavern, the monster who is in charge of the stove fire in the back kitchen must have a certain background, and looking at his dress, Hanfu, it must be at least more than 2,000 years.

This is a senior.

You have to please, you have to please.

Maybe you can eat a sneak peek in the future?

Hey, hey, hey.

"I don't know, dogs don't know arithmetic."

Ah Huang licked his paws.

Li Changluo was stunned......

You're really thinking of yourself like a dog.

You were a human being in your last life, bastard.

Moreover, this has a hairy relationship with arithmetic.

"Then how did you die?"

Li Changluo asked politely again.

"There is a young, energetic, dreamy person, he likes to cook food very much, opened a live broadcast, relies on his own craftsmanship diligently, hard work to make money, but once just after cutting, a dog ran next door......"

Ah Huang told the story a little sadly.

"Oh, food blogger, but...... Why did a dog bite you? ”

Li Changluo looked at him with some sympathy.

"No, it was the dog who was bitten to death."

"Oh......"

Man bites dog to death......

This dog died unjustly.

I didn't eat it, and I was bitten to death.

"No, you bit the dog to death, you didn't die, why did you end up in this tavern?"

Li Changluo asked.

"I'm the dog......"

The atmosphere suddenly became extremely quiet, only the flames in Fang Ding were bubbling up at once.

"Humans are ruthless, that bastard, he makes short films every day, and the title of the issue is full of crying for the dog next door, but I haven't eaten his food once."

Ah Huang gritted his teeth and said, "In the end, he bit me to death, Ma Dan." ”

"Aren't the monsters who come to this world only the dead?"

Li Changluo looked at it carefully, this is a dog monster.

"It was the shopkeeper who brought me to this world, and the previous one who guarded this god had a problem, so I took over him."

Ah Huang was a little hot, and he pulled his tongue.

No wonder, this Hanfu is probably also inherited, Li Changluo thought of something, and suddenly asked: "You just need to protect this Shending, you don't have to do some strange tasks to get food and wine?" ”

"No, I can eat whatever I want in the kitchen."

"Then when will you hang, how do you see me as your successor?"

After Li Changluo finished speaking, he learned that he was lying on the ground, crawling around, and raising his legs to learn to pee, he thought about whether to smell his ass too, but Ah Huang didn't seem to be very happy, and looked at him with bared teeth.

"Alright, let's get down to business."

Li Changluo stood up from the ground with interest and pointed to the Shending in front of him who was about to go out.

"Let's do it."

Ah Huang replied.

"Let's do !!"

Li Changluo is full of energy.

"Let's do it."

Ah Huang continued.

"Let's ???"

Li Changluo frowned, and looked at Ah Huang, who was squatting on the ground with a puzzled face, with his tongue out, and the latter also looked at Li Changluo with a look of irrelevance.

Isn't it stupid?

Are you Erha becoming?

Bullying my newbie and not cooperating with work?

And also......

The most unbearable thing is......

You wear a pair of open crotch pants, hang big, who do you want?

"So, what do I do?" Although he was unhappy with Ah Huang's behavior of bullying novices like this, Li Changluo still asked politely.

"I don't know."

"Your mission is just to bring me in?"

"That's right, Wang, you have to come on, Momoda."

Ah Huang called out twice cutely, and made a cheering gesture to Li Changluo.

Wang, you're a lollipop, who are you pretending to be cute?

Li Changluo patted his head, it was really a headache, I thought he could help himself, at least like a novice guide, I just need automatic pathfinding.

Unexpectedly, this old dog bullied people, didn't say anything to himself, and waited to see the foreign appearance?

Never agree!!

Isn't it just ignition, Li Changluo walked in front of Shending with a lighter, and there was only one cluster of flames inside, flickering bright and dark.

He took out the lighter, lit it gently, and then brought the lighter to the flame of Shending.

However, he had thought that this divine tripod would suddenly burst into flames, and then the entire stove would suddenly change its momentum, and a breathtaking scene would occur.

However, the truth is......

There was indeed a light around the Shending, but this light was really ......

It's too LOW, just like the lanterns covered on the crane machine, the surrounding lights of this god are also like this, flashing with colorful lights that make people confused.

I'll compare Brother Hai here.

Sister Hu

Ay!

My wife!

Yes!

……

Who do you compare me to?

I compare you to a cowherd, no difference.

There was also a mountain song in the gods.

Is this a god?

Are you sure this is not the opening of the two-dollar store?

Shending uses this as BGM......

Is he suitable?

……

Li Changluo looked stupid, his heart was so tired, which fool could have caused such a god?

"Are you sure, this is Shending?"

Li Changluo turned his head to ask Ah Huang.

"Wangwang."

Ah Huang screamed twice, which was an answer.

Li Changluo gritted his teeth and turned his head to look at Shending.

Shending is still shining and still singing mountain songs, but there is one more person and one dog in front of Shending.

Li Changluo and Ah Huang.

A man and a dog didn't know when they appeared in front of Shending, just like the two guards of this Shending stood in front of Shending.

"I knew that it wasn't that simple, Shending's compulsion would not be so low."

Only then did Li Changluo feel that this was a serious god, which was in line with its temperament, and he would not let himself be ignited so easily.

Ah Huang, who was still squatting behind him just now, was also baring his teeth at this time, glaring at the other side, as if he had a strong desire to fight, as if there was an oppressive momentum on the other side, which made Ah Huang have to get serious.

"A withered !!" Li Changluo was ready to fight, he roared, rushed out, and ignited the battle.

Ah Huang also seemed to be yelled at by him, and desperately rushed towards the enemy in front of him.

He's going to tear each other apart......

He frantically pounced on his enemies......

He's going to die......

This is Ah Huang, a divine dog who guards the gods......

Ah Huang rushed forward frantically, and Li Changluo frantically retreated

Li Changluo had already run away, and he was looking forward to watching the battle from a place where he thought he was safe.

However, I saw Ah Huang and Ah Huang opposite, who were ...... fiercely

Sniffing each other's ass......

Really......

The dog is unreliable, Li Changluo's heart is so cold, looking at these two Ah Huang, he can't help but want to scold, a pair of dog men and women.

But Li Changluo on the other side obviously doesn't want to be like this pair of dogs, we play happily, and smell the ass happily.

A black flame ignited on his body.

Li Changluo patted this head