Chapter 40 Zhun Ti is beaten all over his head
Time flies, and it has been a hundred years in the blink of an eye.
Fifty miles outside the city of Chaoge, the capital of the Great Commerce, there is a small village surrounded by green water, green willows, the scenery is beautiful, and the name is Songjiazhuang. A few years ago, Songjiazhuang came to a family with a surname named Jiang Heng, Jiang Heng was originally the emperor of the Three Emperors Shennong, but because of the decline of his family, he settled down in Songjiazhuang. After marrying a daughter named Song in Songjiazhuang, he gave birth to a son, named Jiang Shang, the word Ziya, because Jiang Shang was born before the Song family dreamed of flying bears into his arms, so Jiang Shang was also called Flying Bear.
After this Jiang Shang was born, he was different from ordinary children, and he only sat on a big stone next to the village in a daze on weekdays. Jiang Huan because of Jiang Shang's dream of the Song family before he was born, only said that Jiang Shang was born with extraordinary talents, and it was up to him. The children in the village only said that Jiang Shang was weird, and often mocked Jiang Shang, only Jiang Shang's cousin Song Yiren and his cousin who maintained this withdrawn personality everywhere.
When Jiang Shang was a teenager, Jiang Huan and the Song family both died, and Jiang Shang heard the story of cultivating immortals from somewhere, so he came to bid farewell to his cousin Song Yiren. Song Yiren heard Jiang Shang's words, sighed and said, "My cousin was born extraordinary, maybe seeking immortals is the right way for you!" So he didn't stop it.
Jiang Shang is just hearsay about cultivating immortals, how do you know where to look for it? Fortunately, I met a person on the road, surnamed Shen Gongbao, Shen Gongbao is righteous and straightforward, and he is also dedicated to seeking Taoism. Jiang Shang and Shen Gongbao hit it off at first sight, so they made an appointment to seek truth together.
Na Shen Gongbao has traveled in the flood wilderness for a long time, has seen a lot of knowledge, and said to Jiang Shang: "If you want to say that the people who have attained the Tao in the world are the Sanqing saints and the two saints of the West, but the West is too far away, the Taiqing saints are quiet and inactive, the Shangqing saints are far away in the East China Sea, and only the Kunlun Mountain of the Yuqing saints is the closest, why don't you and I go to Kunlun Mountain to try our luck?" ”
Jiang Shang had nothing to do, so he ran towards Kunlun Mountain with Shen Gongbao.
Now, after more than 700 years of rule in the Shang Dynasty, the country is rich and the people are rich. There is a saying that the world is governed and the way is sold, which means that the people's living standards are high. The number of those who seek immortality has also increased. Therefore, when the two of them came to the foot of Kunlun Mountain, they saw a sea of people, and there was a black pressure everywhere.
Jiang Shang saw that so many people came to seek the Tao, and he didn't know how many years and months it would take for his heart to go on like this, and he would be favored by that primordial Heavenly Venerable. I just kept frowning.
Na Shen Gongbao is a clever person, seeing this scene, he said to Jiang Shang: "Now that the time to open the mountain gate has not yet come, I will wait for Mo Ruo to take the first step, so as to seize the opportunity." ”
Jiang Shang nodded in agreement, and the two of them chose a moonlit night and quietly marched to Kunlun Mountain.
In the Yuxu Palace of Kunlun Mountain, the primordial Tianzun of the Yuqing sage calculated the time, and the matter of sealing the gods discussed by the saints was coming, and the person who sealed the gods for the heavens would also be born. The person who was a god was attracted by the innate spirit treasure god list and the god whip. Since now, I have come to Kunlun Mountain to learn art, but I also have to make a move. So there was a notice of the flood and the opening of the mountain gate.
This night, the Primordial Heavenly Venerable was in retreat and meditating. Suddenly, the innate spirit treasure god list and the god whip beside him flashed a golden light, and the primordial mind moved, but with a smile on his face, he summoned the white crane boy beside him to say something.
The white crane boy came down the mountain. But he saw two people walking in the mountains on a moonlit night. Xindao: The master asked me to take over the person who replaced the gods, but now there are two. What should I do? The white crane boy secretly said that it was better to take both of them up the mountain and let the master personally identify them. So, he showed up and wanted to take the two up the mountain.
Jiang Shang and Shen Gongbao also came this time, it was a fluke, but they didn't expect it to really alarm the saint. At the moment, I was very excited, and I followed the white crane boy up the mountain.
Seeing that the white crane boy actually brought two, he was also taken aback, and he pinched his fingers at the moment, but he thought about things thoroughly. So he said to Jiang Shang and Shen Gongbao, who were kneeling on the ground: "You two are also related to my Yuxu Palace's teachings, so enter my door together." Jiang Shang is old, so he is a senior brother! ”
The two were flattered, and hurriedly knelt down three times and bowed nine times, and performed the great bow of worship.
After the original two were accepted as apprentices, the eldest disciple Antarctic Immortal Weng passed on the art on behalf of the teacher.
The Antarctic Immortal Weng is a kind-hearted person, and he does his best to teach the two, the strange thing is that Jiang Shang's comprehension of the Yuqing Immortal Law is extremely low, but he has quite an insight into some military strategies and power schemes; However, Shen Gongbao was the opposite, rising to the early stage of the Earth Immortal in a short period of time. The Antarctic Immortal Weng reported this matter to the primordial, how did the primitive not understand that this was the reason? He told the Antarctic Immortal Weng that Jiang Ziya would choose by himself, stop continuing to teach Shen Gong Leopard Yuqing Immortal Method, and order him to travel around in the wilderness!
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Chaoge, the new son of heaven of the Shang Dynasty ascended the throne, and his name was Xin, called the king of Zhou. After ascending the throne, he worshiped Wen Zhong as the Taishi, Huang Feihu as the king of the town and the country, commanding the civil and military officials, and the prime minister Shang Rong, Ya Bigan, Shangdafu Mei Bai, Zhao Qi, etc. The Shang Dynasty has many characters to govern, naturally the wind and rain are smooth, the country and the people are safe, the four Yi are arched, the eight sides are served, there are four great princes, the East Bohou Jiang Huan Chu, the South Bohou E Chongyu, the West Bohou Jichang, the North Bohou Chonghou Hu, each town princes lead 200 town small princes, a total of 800 town princes belong to Shang.
There is a way to be full of warm thoughts**, after a period of hard work, the king of the world after a period of hard work, the world of guests, gradually become rigid and self-serving, no longer listen to the opinions of the ministers, and the heart of the world is like today's peace, it is the moment of enjoyment, so after accepting the three palace queen Jiang, the west palace concubine Huang, and the Xinqing palace concubine Yang, he is still not satisfied, and people are looking for beautiful women everywhere.
The ministers said in their hearts that what the king did was not too much, so they turned one eye open and closed one eye to what the king did.
On this day, the king of the Emperor ascended the palace in the early dynasty, because the Taishi Wenzhong did not return from the expedition abroad, everything was represented by the Prime Minister Shang Rong, Shang Rong said: "The minister Shang Rong has a performance, tomorrow is March 15, the Christmas birthday of the Virgin Nuwa Niangniang of the human race, please come to the Nuwa Palace to drop incense." ”
"Nuwa Niangniang?" The king was thoughtful, he also often heard the name of Nuwa, and he had been in the palace for a long time and wanted to go out for a walk, so he responded.
The Nuwa Palace is located in the Chaoge City, which was built by Shang Tang, the first king of the Shang Dynasty.
The next day, the king led hundreds of civil and military officials to the Nuwa Palace to make incense.
When the king came to the Nuwa Palace, he saw that the palace was magnificent, with flying dragons and phoenixes, and the golden furnace and silver candles were fragrant. The king only looked secretly surprised, and said in his heart that there is still no such magnificence in my Chaoge Palace, and I will definitely imitate one or two when I go back. At this time, Prime Minister Shang Rong handed incense over, and the king of Xuan stepped forward to incense.
At this time, a sudden gust of wind struck, rolled up the curtain, and the statue of Nuwa appeared. The king was originally a mortal, where had he ever seen such a beautiful person, and at the moment his spirit was wandering, dumbfounded, and secretly said: This Nuwa Niangniang is a sign of a good birth, I am the son of heaven, rich from all over the world, even if there are six courtyards and three palaces, there is no such bright color. Thinking about it, he was lustful and ordered the attendant to go to the study room and the four treasures.
The ministers also said that the king wanted to write a text to praise Nuwa's merits, but they only praised him: "The king is wise! But I saw the king wave his hand and compose a poem on the powder wall of Nuwa Palace. The ministers read the poem, only one by one stunned, frightened in a cold sweat, it turned out that the poem made by the king was: "The scene of the Fengluan treasure tent is very, and it is full of gold and gold makeup." The distant mountains are flying emerald color, and the dancing sleeves reflect the glow dress. The pear blossom is delicate with the rain, and the peony cage is smoky and charming. But he has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle. ”
The first few sentences of the poem are fine, but the last two sentences are extremely teasing, how can the ministers not be surprised? Shang Rong bowed and said: "Nuwa Niangniang is the Holy Mother of my human race, and she has protected the world of my Shang Dynasty for more than 700 years. Today, Your Majesty composes a poem to blaspheme the Holy Ming, which is not a gift for the Son of Heaven to pray. Please also ask Your Majesty to wash away this poem, re-burn incense and ask the mother to get drunk. ”
The king was still immersed in the amazement of Nuwa, where could he hear it, he only smiled and said: "I am the honor of ten thousand times, I heard that when the former Emperor Xuanyuan was in power, there were nine heavenly Xuannu who went down to study the way of immortality with the Yellow Emperor. Or if Nuwa saw this poem, I don't know if she had taught me. Besides, this poem is to praise Nuwa's peerless posture, how can he mean it? After a pause, he added, "After I leave, none of you are allowed to erase this poem!" Otherwise, I will not be spared! ”
The ministers only secretly complained, but now that the Taishi Wenzhong is not there, there is no advanced cultivator among the ministers after all, and I don't know how powerful the rumored saint is. Everyone couldn't persuade the king, and they said in their hearts that they had to wait for the prince to return to the palace first, and then persuade the king to come and make amends to Nuwa Niangniang.
After the king and the civil and military ministers left, a figure appeared in the Nuwa Palace, it was the second Western sect leader Zhun Ti.
The previous wind was his masterpiece, and at the same time, he also cast a spell to confuse the king of Zhou, so that the king left this poem of teasing Nuwa, in order to let Nuwa promote this divine tribulation. Because Nuwa is a saint outside the Heavenly Dao, the Heavenly Dao can't control Nuwa's actions, and Nuwa will promote the sealing of the gods to measure the tribulation, so that the Heavenly Dao can't find out his small actions, so that he can rest assured that he can arrange the hands behind the calamity and seek the greatest benefits for the great prosperity of the West.
Zhun Ti thought that what he did was seamless, but he didn't know that what he did was seen by Ling Chi.
Kitchen God Realm.
Ling Chi wiped the cream from the corner of his mouth with Ling Zhuzi, his eyes flashed, and he couldn't help but smile slightly: This Zhun Ti is really bold enough.
Because he had expected this matter for a long time, Ling Chi did not expose his small moves, after all, this was the compensation given by Heaven to the West, even if Zhun Ti did not have this small move, it would not change the development of the general trend.
But Zhun Ti's move is really annoying, and it's no wonder that Zhun Ti in many torrents is so annoying.
Moreover, Nuwa is his sister-in-law, and Zhun Ti didn't ask his opinion, so he took the liberty of doing it, but he couldn't help but teach him a lesson.
Thinking of this, Ling Chi put down the spirit bead and let her play by herself, then took out a rolling pin, broke through time and space, and smashed it at Zhun Ti, who had just returned to the West.
Zhun Ti had just returned to the West, and his mind was the most relaxed, who would have thought that he would be attacked at home, so when the rolling pin hit his head dozens of times in a row, Zhun Ti was already smashed with a big bag, and the screams were endless.
But Zhun Ti didn't dare to be angry, because he recognized whose weapon it was that hit him in the head, and it was clearly the rolling pin of the kitchen god's predecessor. Zhun Ti knew that he was at a loss, and if the senior of the kitchen god wanted to teach him a lesson, he could only bear it, who made him still not Ling Chi's opponent even after becoming holy! This beating was decided anyway, and he didn't dare to resist.
"There will be a next time, and I will not be spared." Dropping these words, the rolling pin flew back into Ling Chi's hand.
The inner cow who was in pain was full of faces, and he couldn't reduce the swelling when he touched the big bag, which shocked him.
At this time, he sensed the movement here, and he had already rushed over, and when he saw his junior brother with a big bag, he was suddenly startled: "Senior brother, what's wrong with you?" ”
Zhun Ti wiped his tears and said with a wry smile: "Don't mention it, I did something wrong and was punished by the senior chef god, which is why I became like this." ”
"Chef senior!?" Immediately knowing the cause and effect of this incident, he couldn't help but be afraid for a while: "Senior brother, you are acting too recklessly, if it weren't for the generosity of your predecessors, I am afraid that my West will face annihilation again." ”
"No, there is no one in the world who treats you and me better than the predecessor of the kitchen god, even if he is angry, he will not punish him too severely, just ......" Zhun Ti touched the full head bag, although it couldn't reduce the swelling, but after using mana to eliminate the pain, he felt that this head shape was quite good-looking: "Senior brother, why don't you get a head shape like me too!" It just happens to be the symbol of my West. ”
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But it is said that Nuwa happened to meet the three emperors of heaven, earth and man in the Huoyun Cave today, so it is polite, in fact, it is to meet his brother Fuxi, although the identities of the two are different, but the brother-sister relationship who lived in the same small valley after the opening of the world still continues, and when she is idle, Nuwa will also come here to visit the door and contact feelings.
Because I haven't seen him for many years, I was happy to chat with my brother, so I didn't attach my spiritual sense to the statue of Nuwa Palace, and it wasn't until I left Huoyun Cave that I remembered that today was my birthday.
"Oops! I almost forgot that today is my birthday, and I don't know if Brother Ling prepared a birthday cake for me? Hee-hee. "When Nuwa was preparing for her birthday party with Ling Chi, she reattached her spiritual sense to the statue of Nuwa Palace by the way, but as soon as she attached it, she caught a glimpse of the poem written by King Su on the pink wall.
At a glance, Rao is the respect of Nuwa's saints, and he was also full of shame and anger, looking at the direction of the song and scolding: "How can this be true, now that the gods are approaching, Yin is subject to the unTaoist faint king, I don't want to cultivate myself and establish virtue to protect the world, but I am not afraid of the heavens, and I am blasphemed by poetry, which is very hateful!" ”
Nuwa was in a state of anger, but saw a minister burning incense in one hand and carrying water in the other hand to Nuwa's palace.
It's that big business.
It turned out that Bigan was a loyal and righteous person, and after returning to the Chaoge Palace with everyone, he finally felt that the king's move was very inappropriate, so he said in his heart: "I am the courtier of the great business, for the fortune of the great business, even if I am punished by the king, I can't take care of it." So he wanted to come to Nuwa's palace to wash away the poems of King Xu.
Bigan burned incense and knelt down and said: "Our Lady Nuwa Niangniang is above, the people are the great businessmen and Yabigan, my emperor is disrespectful to Niangniang today, don't be surprised by Wanwang Niangniang!" After worshipping, he washed away the inscription of the king on the wall of the palace with water.
Nuwa sighed secretly and looked in the direction of the Chaoge Palace, but she saw that the purple gas was swirling and the red light was soaring to the sky, which was the Shang Dynasty's national fortune that had been condensed by more than 30 generations of monarchs for more than 700 years and leading the people.
For more than 700 years since the founding of the country, Dashang has been a lot of loyal and righteous people, and the spirit of loyalty and righteousness is heroic and righteous, and it can gather into the fortune of the country. Rao is the respect of Nuwa's saints, and he is also unwilling to directly take action to destroy the luck of the human emperor to destroy his own merits.
After thinking about it, Nuwa waved her hand, and a colorful light flew towards Bigan, who was busy, but he didn't know the changes in his body.
Nuwa returned to the Wa Palace and instructed her subordinate boy Caiyun to go to Xuanyuan's tomb to meet the three demons. The three demons in the Xuanyuan tomb are a nine-tailed fox spirit, a nine-headed pheasant essence, a jade pipa essence, the three demons are nameless demons in the mountains, 1,500 years ago inadvertently came to the Xuanyuan tomb of the human emperor, to absorb the Xuanyuan human emperor's qi day and night, refining their own demon qi, five hundred years ago into three women, all of them have the posture of sinking fish and geese, the face of the shy flower and the closed moon, all for the early stage of the immortal cultivation.
The three demons came to the Dewa Palace with the Caiyun Boy, and they were uneasy in their hearts, so they only knelt on the ground and bowed: "Long live Niangniang!" ”
Nuwa said: "The three demons listen to my secret decree: Chengtang is gloomy, and he should lose the world; Fengming Qishan, the Western Zhou Dynasty has given birth to the Holy Lord. Providence has been decided, and the number of qi dictates. Your three demons can hide their demon forms, support the palace, and confuse the king's heart; King Wu will fight to help succeed, and not to harm sentient beings. After the deed is done, it will make you and others achieve positive results. ”
Nuwa said, the three demons obeyed everything, and at that moment the three demons kowtowed to thank them and went towards the Shang Dynasty.
This time, he started the Divine Tribulation.
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