Chapter 56: Auntie's Hornet's Nest

The years change our faces and mature our minds. It has led us to trek through the great river of youth, and it has also pushed us to the swamp of aging.

If, at this time, you are full of regret for your youth that has passed in the long river of years, then the current aesthetic medicine can completely make you so "beautiful" that you don't even recognize yourself.

If Sister Yan is determined to become more feminine than any woman, then what she pays for this kind of "more woman" is not only money, but also at the cost of pain.

You see, the dazzling eyes on her two ears are like a spotlight on the stage, and under the row of ear drills, there are red and swollen ears and eyes, and at this moment, it seems that there are still pus.

Ay! The inflammation on this side has not yet gotten better, and on the other side, overnight, a nose hole was made at the lower end of the right side of the nose, and a nose pin studded with diamonds was put on.

"You're so beautiful, my sister, I just don't know if you hurt?" I asked her distressedly.

A huge flesh-colored sweater with a herringbone flower woven into a pit mat draped across Sister Yan's upper body. This dress, which can also be described as a dress, is extremely "simple and rude".

It's simple because the style is a seemingly narrow and narrow rectangular woven bag, the kind that can be bought for five cents in the grocery store, with two cuts on the long side and the short side. On the body, the two arms were hidden by a long woven bag and could not be seen, but the body was long but short enough to expose half of the belly. To say that it is rude is the same color and texture as the pit mat that could only sleep on the dirt pit in the poor family when I was a child, and now I feel panicked when I think about it.

Oh! Oh my God! I don't know which designer's masterpiece is this?

Looking at it next, I was wearing a long navy blue sundress with white stripes, and I really don't know how much thought went into making it when it looked like a very complicated prismatic lace? Under his feet, he stepped on a pair of transparent plastic sandals inlaid with countless colored rhinestones, and the feet were more than ten centimeters high.

I think it must have cost a lot of money to dress up, and all of them are very expensive.

But the knitted shirt was still a little early, and it wasn't cold enough to wear that thing. I can't see the transparent plastic high-heeled sandals the most, you say that the high back heel is full of irregular solidified bubbles, originally this plastic sandals should be flat soles in the rainy day to wear, and now it has been designed to a "new height", I don't see the beauty of the beauty, anyway, there will be no affordable price.

This dress may be placed on the cold model on the catwalk, and it can also wear a sense of foreign atmosphere that I have a three-story small western-style building in Jiangbei, however, at this time, wrapped in Sister Yan's fat, fat and greasy body, it seems to say that my family lives in a three-shed thatched house on the edge of the suburban Jiangchazi, and there is really nothing to wear today.

If this dress can make you happy, it doesn't matter, even if it costs a little more? At this point, if you say that you stick a needle in yourself a little harder, I think it is extremely terrifying.

You say that you put needles in your ears to wear earrings, which is also reasonable and a tradition, after all, our ancestors came up with such a beautiful method thousands of years ago. But if you put an eye on your nose and put a nose stud or nose ring, how awkward it looks. I think I've only heard of an old cow having a ring on its nose that makes people walk with it.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for her to abuse her body, and I really want to ask her: Sister Yan, even if you find a big man who is active in the capital market, a powerful figure, do you practice yourself like this? I think you're crazy?

Ay! When I thought of it, I would rather tear down a temple than break a marriage. Forget it, the outer one is stirring up people's feelings, and kindness is also regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs! That's it, just don't see it.

To be honest, for women who love beauty, especially if she used to be a gentleman-like woman, she has no concept of beauty with Ben, and she is a freewheeling nonsense, blind. is just like Boss Lan's beauty, thinking that dressing like a peacock can show a real femininity!

Although, as a short and stout woman, it is a very distressing thing to dress up every day, not to mention being a completely masculine short and stout woman before, however, you can't exaggerate too much.

Sister Yan's efforts in loving beauty are quite amazing, everyone can see it, and there are many things that everyone does not see in private.

Asking what is the situation in the world really makes people promise life and death. I said that the greatest power in the world is love, and this thing did not run.

Love silently urges a great motivation to change a person, it can make you grow younger and younger, and the dead wood will be spring.

Oh, who says only young people in their twenties are qualified to taste the lusciousness of love wine? Who says that the 50-year-old man and woman are not considered young anymore? Maybe it's the body that is a little old, and maybe the heart is still in the twenties than the twenties!

Sometimes I wonder if young people fall in love every once in a while. The fifty-year-old is young and in love, and he doesn't lose to the people in his twenties at all, and he has a little awkward every once in a while, and he still doesn't give up on the coquettishness, this is to make up for the coquettish ones that he didn't have the opportunity to sprinkle before?

At this moment, I listened to Sister Yan whispering to her object on the phone. Hey, the flesh is so numb that the bones seem to be crispy and about to fall apart. It's not good, if you continue to listen to it, you may not be able to get "osteoporosis", and calcium tablets are already very expensive, so you can't eat them as jelly beans. Thirty-six plans, go for the top, I flashed.

I turned around and ran to a dessert shop on the corner outside the company and bought a pack of sweet date cakes and a packet of crispy cookies. The biscuits were taken home for the children to eat for breakfast, and the jujube cake was used to stick to Sister Yan's coquettish mouth at the moment, and I couldn't stand this the most. Besides, I'm still a woman, and I don't know if the man on the other end of the phone has been whipped into a pile of mud on the fire pit of the small three-story western-style building.

Sister Yan finally put down the phone, at least at this time, the movement of her mouth did not make me feel uncomfortable.

Just after a short pause, the eldest aunt's roar came from the corridor outside the door, and the movement seemed to be trembling with the air waves, which made me really unable to hear Sister Yan's chirp for a while.

I've long been accustomed to the rude language of the eldest aunt, and I'm not surprised at this time. She is such a wild character, exactly like Zong Xiong, the master who can't be provoked by anyone, everyone in the building knows it.

Perhaps, one day someone dares to poke the hornet's nest of the eldest aunt, I guess that person, unless it is Boss Lan.

How so? Most of the time, the aunt's rudeness is out of the "protector"! The boss of the eldest aunt, the thin and withered middle-aged man, who knows whether he was moved or frightened by her, he was really trembling when he looked at her!

Then again, peers are enemies. Both merchants sell the same goods, but they are door to door, and it is inevitable that there will be friction, and this bickering thing is as common as usual.

The one who scolded the eldest aunt was the former owner of the cuckoo, her former best friend, and she was more than every year. Yu Niannian's voice was thin and gentle, even during a quarrel. Anyway, in this building, no matter men, women, young or old, I don't think anyone can move as high as the eldest aunt, and the movement is like a lion's roar, and the timid must be frightened.

At this time, while eating her favorite jujube cake, Sister Yan ran to the door of the house to stand and watch the excitement, just like munching on bud rice flowers while watching a movie in a movie theater. For example, if there is no movie playback, I can't swallow that mouthful of bud rice, it seems that I went out to buy the jujube cake for her to eat at the right time.

I am a quiet person, and I like to be alone, but sometimes I also like to be lively, whether it is the noisy sound of the free little market, the sound of the small traders bargaining, or the waves of the sea and the constant quarrel between the seagulls, and the kind of wind that cannot be used to mediate in the middle, can only blow more and more fiercely, and I wish to eliminate their voices in an instant.

The brain's memory function is also limited, and you can't stuff everything into it, so what's the difference between it and a robot instead of seeing it today and forgetting it tomorrow? If the heart is small, all things will be big, and if the heart is big, all things will be small. Sometimes in the morning, I will meticulously watch my child hold cookies in his hand and put them in the yogurt box, and then put them in his mouth, and the smile on his face is like a sudden lightning bolt in the clear sky, illuminating his handsome face, and I can't live enough of such a day anyway.

At this time, the aggrieved aunt who came to the boss with a sweaty head in his voice was really funny. Looking at the burly figure that can knock down a Zong Xiong with one punch, he was stunned to say that he was bullied and was alone, only had the ability to parry, and he had no power to fight back, and he pinched his neck and sobbed twice without thunder and rain. At this time, Sister Yan ate all the jujube cakes, returned to the store, and poured out her mouth to learn from me what had just happened.

Listening to Sister Yan's funny words, I lowered my head and drank water, while following her words and nodding with a smile. Seeing that she was so happy at this moment, I couldn't help but ask her, "Which day will you invite me to drink your wedding wine?" From spring to autumn, to be honest, I waited impatiently. ”

"Ah, what happened! I'm not in a hurry about this, my object is now fascinated by me to the point that I am confused three times a day, and I can't leave for a while. He told me that he loved me so much that he was going crazy and collapsed, and he would never forget, discard, or be pushed aside in this life, he swore to his father and mother. She said.

I've heard her say that she's from Shandong. But at this moment, she sat at my desk as if she had a manuscript in her hand, and read the scene one by one, which instantly made me laugh, and the sip of tea that had just been drunk in her mouth sprayed on her face......