Mom listens to me, Dad listens to me......

Daddy's dad is called grandpa, mom's daddy......

Don't look at me as just a sheep......

Little handsome guy, come and play......

The green grass has become more fragrant because of me......

In the Northeast Gate Vegetable Market, there are several children gathered in front of a clothing store.

"Uncle, let's play for a while, shall we?"

"Uncle Orangutan, let's play, or I'll tell Mom to take you to the zoo."

"Uncle, you've got ten songs."

"Uncle...... you"

A child pointed to Li Changluo who was sitting on the rocking car, his face was flushed, and he scolded timidly for a long time: "Don't force your face." ”

Li Changluo was unmoved.

Sitting comfortably on the rocking car, sitting on the car with a paralyzed body, happily enjoying the children's songs.

One moment slapping, the other smiling at the children.

Heiwa didn't know what Li Changluo was going to do, so she divided her twenty-five coins.

Let yourself sit on this thing and shake it with him.

Shake and shake......

Don't worry about the boss's worldly eyes at all.

The boss wanted to evict the two guys with problems with their heads and deprive them of the right to shake the rock.

But looking at the exquisite compass in his hand, his grandfather did this, he understood, fifty coins is not too cost-effective, sit down, for the sake of money.

He happily took a photo with his mobile phone and posted it to the circle of friends:

Foreign black boy, obsessed with rocking music, shaking like crazy......

Li Changluo never thought that Heiwa was the focus of attention, and early in the morning, he had been beaten twice by the vegetable seller aunt and the clothing store owner Amway.

One moment to gnaw corn, the other to make a rocking cart.

If Li Changluo knew that Heiwa was so popular, it is estimated that he would really pull him to be an Internet celebrity, start a live broadcast, and catch a special lollipop monster?

A group of onlookers were finally forced to go back to their respective homes by two adults who were dominating the rockers.

"Hmph, when I finish watching the wolf infested, I'll clean you up again."

The children left angrily.

"Li, I'm a bit of a ......"

Heiwa's face was bitter.

"It's okay, bully children, it's not so ......"

Before Li Changluo could speak, he saw Heiwa lying on the rocking car and vomited.

Only then did he understand that what Heiwa said should be a spinning of the world, right?

Shake the rock, shake the vomit, it.

Sure enough, the crooked fruit monk can't read our scriptures.

"I said you spit ......"

The boss felt sorry for his rocking car, and was afraid of being spit out by the black baby, so he hurriedly reminded him.

"That's right, don't spit on the ground, isn't it difficult for the boss to clean up?"

Li Changluo also hurriedly reminded Heiwa and asked him to vomit in the car.

Heiwa also felt that it was reasonable, and she couldn't let the boss increase her workload, and she buried her head in the rocking car.

The boss hated it so much, but for the sake of the fact that the number of likes in the circle of friends exceeded 100, he didn't care about these two mentally retarded people.

When Li Changluo and Heiwa shook twenty coins, Heiwa was about to vomit and faint.

However, the two rocking cars are already like a lack of power, obviously much slower, and even the music is slow to death, coming and going.

The boss thought that there was a problem with the power supply, and hurriedly went to check the plug board in the store.

"Brother, I really can't shake it."

The rocking car that Li Changluo was sitting on actually spoke, but the voice was so small that only Li Changluo could hear it.

"Five more coins, don't worry."

"Brother, how did you find out about us, can you sense the demon power value?"

"Who the hell is the rocking car, is it plugged into the butt, insulting my IQ?"

"Brother......"

"I still have five coins ......"

"Handsome boy, we have no grudges, why are you arresting us?"

Li Changluo is very satisfied with this title, and he also appreciates this shaky monster's desire to survive, which is indeed very strong.

"How do I know, I'm catching a fox demon, you two run a ball?"

"You catch the fox demon, then let us go, it's really ......"

"I can't shake it!"

Li Changluo smiled with a spring breeze on his face, touched the head of the rocking car, and said viciously: "I bought fifty coins, you accompany me?" ”

"I can't afford to accompany it, I can't afford to pay for it."

"Then keep shaking, there are four more."

Li Changluo silently threw another coin down.

……

"Handsome boy, I have a clue for you......" The Shaker really couldn't shake it.

Li Changluo was very satisfied: "Say it." ”

"Fox demon, in this vegetable market, there is often a woman who buys vegetables, she behaves very strangely, I think most of it is the fox demon you are looking for."

Li Changluo asked again: "What's strange?" ”

"This woman comes to buy chicken ...... every day"

Li Changluo knocked on the head of the rocking car: "Can you finish it in one breath?" ”

In the heart of the rocking car monster, a picture has silently floated past, a marmot roaring angrily.

Why don't you shake twenty coins?

If you're not tired, I'll give you a year's worth of kidney treasures, plus a box of white phoenix pills?

"Are you scolding me in your heart?"

Li Changluo took out a coin.

"No, I can finish it in one breath, handsome young man, listen well, this woman will come to the market at the same time every day, wear the same clothes, carry the same basket, come to the same store to buy the same breed of chicken, even the expression on her face is the same, she doesn't bargain with the boss, she throws down the same money and leaves."

Shake the car monster and finish the conversation without panting.

Li Changluo thought to himself, the desire to survive is really strong.

"You're very observant."

"Handsome boy, that woman looks like a vixen, which man, male monster is not lustful?"

Li Changluo was very satisfied, got off the rocking car with satisfaction, stretched his waist, and woke up the black baby who was shaking the rocking car.

"Handsome boy, wait a minute."

shook the car monster and stopped Li Changluo, who was about to leave.

"What's the matter?"

"Yes...... Push us away? ”

"You don't shake it, it's quite profitable?"

"Shake ...... We can't shake it, we can't just transform into a human form here, we'll be twisted into the place, so ......"

Li Changluo still feels that he is too good to help others so easily.

He and Heiwa pushed a rocking cart and walked towards the parking lot next to the market, which was in the middle of nowhere.

I'm going to throw these two things out there.

"Dog day, there are people stealing ...... rocking car" The boss checked the power supply and came out, only to find that his rocker was gone.

"You're special, let's walk on your own feet first."

"Can't you go by yourself, huh?"

"Can't your wheels be bigger, huh?"

Li Changluo was a little tired of pushing, and complained all the way.

It took the boss's strength, Li Changluo and Heiwa finally pushed the two rocking car monsters to a place where no one was.

The two rocking car monsters slowly transformed into human shapes.

An aunt and uncle.

Auntie's face was still covered with black baby's vomit.

Li Changluo asked them curiously: "I'm so curious, how did you die?" ”

"Like him, staggering to death?" Li Changluo pointed at the black baby and smiled.

"Of course, this is a matter of personal privacy, you can choose not to say it, it's normal to die of motion sickness."

Li Changluo immediately regained his serious expression, because he saw that the two goods in front of him were ......

Gritting his teeth, the rage level is almost full.

There's no need to provoke yourself, you need someone who can make a big move soon.

"Smack!!

However, these two shakers were suddenly knocked heavily from behind.