Chapter Eighty-Nine: Half-Footed Showbiz

"Are you okay, it stinks to me, hurry up and close the box."

Shen Mingyu pinched his nose and called out to Yang Xiao at the back of the car very disgustingly, this guy has been doing something recently, he has eaten spicy dried beans for two days and farts at every turn, and the stinking carriage is so smoky that after a fart, he ran to the back of the bus and squatted in the toilet to shit, which stinked so much......

Yang Xiao squatted in front of the box, carrying a beautiful photo of a beautiful woman found out of nowhere, smoking a cigarette and squatting in the toilet, also ignoring the feelings of others.

In the past two days, everyone has nothing to do in the bus to recuperate, and in the extremely hot bus, Wu Xiaojing changed into a wide dress, and the small short skirt revealed two slender and white legs, which made people's blood gush when they looked at it. Shen Mingyu was wearing a yellow Pikachu T-shirt, and the two big eyes of Pikachu on his chest seemed to be the finishing touch, playful and with a bit of unique charm of mature women. And beside her, Yiyi changed into a big black shirt, blocking half of her beautiful legs, blinding her good figure......

In the past two days, Shen Mingyu treated Ye Zhenxiong's wound and bandaged the injured place of his collarbone, so as not to let the wound become infected by bacteria, and now he is recovering well...... Whenever late at night, Ye Zhenxiong, who was wearing bandages, would stand in front of the car window, observing the direction of the zombies outside through the gaps, so as to plan the next day's trip.

After two days of precipitation, the fire in the financial building can be regarded as extinguished, the whole building is burned black and only a frame remains, those zombies wander the city at night, and the corpses that were originally as dense as sesame seeds are gradually evacuated.

"Poof~"

Yang Xiao squatted in the toilet and let out a stinky fart, which made Wu Xiaojing and Shen Mingyu pinch their noses violently, and glanced at him with disgust.

"Okay, it's stinking! You're constipated, and you're not tired after squatting for half an hour. ”

Shen Mingyu scolded very depressedly, Yang Xiao listened to the chatter as if Tang Seng was chanting scriptures, and his head was swelling with a tight mantra. With a cigarette in his mouth, he reluctantly closed the explicit beauty photo, tore off a piece of paper and wiped his buttocks.

"Okay, okay, my aunt and grandmother, don't rush it, haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? Squatting in the toilet has to be monitored, and it is not so uncomfortable to go to prison. ”

Yang Xiao listened to Shen Mingyu's urging is brain pain, wiped his buttocks and hurriedly lifted his pants, and lifted the suitcase with one foot, which diluted the smell a little.

"You've been squatting for half an hour, and you have to worry about other people's feelings. If you do this again, you won't be allowed to eat tomorrow!" lest thou eat too much and pull more. ”

"Damn, my aunt, I'm going to fast. Haven't you heard a sentence, my idols are fragrant when they, why don't you have any spirit of sacrifice at all? I'm so handsome, and I'm half of your idol, right? Yang Xiao said speechlessly.

"As long as you're still an idol, vomiting is like vomiting, but it's just vomiting." Shen Mingyu said angrily to Yang Xiao.

Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows and held a cigarette melancholy, his beard that had not been shaved for a week, sloppy like a big man picking his feet: "Speechless, look at what you said, my face was fascinated by thousands of girls at that time, almost half a beautiful man who stepped into the film and art circle, how many brokerage companies asked me to sign a contract with me at that time, saying that I would become a first-class superstar!" If it weren't for my academic priorities, I would have become an international superstar, and I really didn't know Taishan......"

"Yes, yes, you don't really need to make a draft when you brag about it. As long as you look like a dog, you still have half a foot in the film industry, I think which director likes you to play Avatar without makeup, right? ”

"......" Yang Xiao was stunned by Shen Mingyu's loss of temper, and suddenly he didn't know how to refute it.

"Come on, don't give me all the stuff you have, it's useless what you say, the food is running out, the canned food is gone, I'll eat some leftover puffed food tonight, these are the last food tomorrow, if we don't leave here, we can really only die here." Shen Mingyu pointed to the few snacks left on the seat next to him.

Yang Xiao glanced at it very depressedly, grabbed a bottle of vitamin C and threw a few pills into his mouth, swallowed it with water, and said, "Why is there only this little food left?" How do I remember more than so little tonight? ”

As soon as the words fell, the two big beauties set their eyes on Yiyi, the little cutie Yiyi, who was still bored playing with her fingers, saw that everyone looked at her, and suddenly she was embarrassed to find a hole to get into.

"Okay, I kind of get it."

Yang Xiao scratched his head with a smile, and sighed secretly in his heart, Yiyi, the mascot, does not eat a lot of food, not only digests well but is not fat, it is really a leading representative of wasting food......

"Brother Xiong, what's wrong with the zombies outside?"

Yang Xiao drank a few sips of water, tightened the bottle and threw it on the seat, Ye Zhenxiong, who had been monitoring outside all night, was leaning in front of the window to look at the situation outside, and only then did he turn around when he heard Yang Xiao's call.

"The situation is better than last night, and the corpses have been evacuated since the night the fire was extinguished. However, there are still a lot of zombies outside, and there are at least hundreds of dumb zombies within 100 meters of us alone. ”

Ye Zhenxiong said everything he saw, Yang Xiao leaned to the window and looked out along the curtains, sure enough, the situation was much better tonight, those dumb zombies have been "falling down and scattered" since the building put out the fire, seeing that there was nothing to play on Hongxing Street, he staggered and ran to another place to join in the fun, and the corpses were nearly twice as small as two days ago......

"Looks like if we last another night, maybe things will turn around."

"Xiao Xiao, there is no food left, and there is not much mineral water, these resources must at most allow us to survive tomorrow at noon, if we continue to stay here, the situation will not be good."

Wu Xiaojing reminded that the most important problem is that because of the hot weather, the consumption of mineral water is also serious, and now there are only two or three bottles of water left in the empty box.

Yang Xiao touched the stubble of his grinding hand, and faced two questions in front of him, the first question, if he acted tomorrow, how should he pass through this huge group of corpses smoothly? The second question is, even if you find a car and leave Hongxing Street, what should you do with the food resources on the way?

Thinking of this, Yang Xiao couldn't help but bite the cigarette butt melancholy, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I know, since this is the case, we will all prepare, and we will set off as soon as we arrive at noon tomorrow!" ”

As soon as he heard that he was going back to that nightmarish road, Yi Yi shook his little head in reluctance, and the whole person bit his lip in shock. Shen Mingyu didn't expect Yang Xiao to make such a rash decision, so he also leaned in front of the window to look outside, and asked in a low voice: "Yang Xiao, you suddenly became so decisive, did you think of any good way?" ”

"Of course!"

Yang Xiao replied categorically, and the three girls blinked their eyes and were looking forward to his continued publication, but Yang Xiao did not continue, which made the girls very confused.

"You say, why don't you continue halfway through? What do you think of? ”

"The way is to try to live, and leaving alive is the way!"

“……”

With these words in the clouds, Shen Mingyu and Wu Xiaojing were so angry that they wanted to pick up a shovel to help him on the spot, and countless black lines appeared on their pretty faces......

"International superstar, isn't what you said the same as not saying it? Can you be serious!? Shen Mingyu frowned, thinking that the smart and witty Yang Xiao had the most ideas, but he didn't expect that he would only pretend to be a ghost there.

"Haha." Yang Xiao smiled harmlessly, and teased the two beauties with a playful face: "Don't get excited, babies, I just joked, of course I thought about it, but you have to come and kiss your brother, and I'll tell you when my brother is happy." ”

In the face of Yang Xiao's teasing, Shen Mingyu's face was flushed and she glared at him helplessly, while Wu Xiaojing lowered her eyebrows and threw a flattering look like a little daughter-in-law, and her big breasts hit Yang Xiao's arm.

"you! Come on, don't sell it. ”

"Hey, hey." Yang Xiao saw that the two beauties were in a hurry, so he stopped selling Guanzi, and smoked a cigarette and said: "Okay, I won't tell you, in fact, I have thought about it a long time ago, there are so many zombies outside, if you break out like this, we will definitely suffer!" As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens, if you are scratched or bitten by those living dead, it must be a dead end, so we must protect ourselves when we leave this time. ”

"Protect yourself? How to protect, you also know that those living dead are very fierce, and they can't stop them when they are crazy. ”

"Don't worry, listen to me, we must learn to adapt to this operation, shrink the formation when leaving, and protect the opponent's blind spot. And when I say protect yourself, don't think I'm talking casually, think about it, we found so many clothes in the bus, it's really a waste to stay here, it's better to use them to protect yourself, so the role of these clothes is reflected! Yang Xiao confidently pointed to the clothes that had been thrown on the seat two days ago.

"I see!" As soon as Yang Xiao said it, Wu Xiaojing suddenly realized, and looked at the pile of clothes very happily: "I understand Xiao Xiao, you have a lot of ghost ideas!" What a clever ghost, my sister loves you to death! ”

Shen Mingyu also quickly understood, after getting along with Yang Xiao for so many days, it can be said that he also has a good heart, and he is also a little excited! Yiyi, who looked at the elated excitement of the two big sisters, was suddenly a little stunned, this Yang Xiao didn't say anything, and he didn't understand what Shen Mingyu and Wu Xiaojing were happy about, and she was confused.

"Hehe, babies, I didn't expect you to understand before I said the point, it seems that we are really getting more and more tacit." Yang Xiao took a puff of cigarette and smiled, and looked at the graceful figures of the two beauties with a pair of eyes.

"Cut! Those roundworms in your stomach are very bad, and they won't understand your thoughts. Wu Xiaojing said confidently.

"Hehe, look at what you said, speaking of which, my brother hasn't 'communicated' with you for a long time, when will you find an opportunity to 'discuss' in depth?" Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows with a smile, and specially deepened the tone of the word communication, hearing that Shen Mingyu was full of red tides, and his mind replayed the scenes of passion in the toilet at that time, embarrassed.

Wu Xiaojing pretended to be very shy, and her jade hand gently pushed Yang Xiao's strong chest muscles, and replied shyly: "I hate it~"

"Men are not bad, women are not loved."

Yang Xiao smoked a cigarette and looked at the two beauties in front of him, if it weren't for the fact that he hadn't taken a shower for a few days now, he would have pulled the two beauties to the back of the car now, closed the curtain and had an in-depth discussion together, especially when he thought of Shen Mingyu's beautiful skin that day, his heart was a little itchy, and his male hormones had surged, and he raised the flag when he thought about it.

Ye Zhenxiong looked at the picture of Yang Xiao and Wu Xiaojing being embarrassed, his old face was a little embarrassed and didn't dare to look at it, he coughed a few times and rubbed the Neporough scimitar seriously, the daily knife has long been a habit of Ye Zhenxiong's life, and every time Ye Zhenxiong crossed the knife, Yi Yi would look at him with a look of adoration beside him, Shen Mingyu felt that this little sister was a little obsessed with Ye Zhenxiong, but it was no wonder that Ye Zhenxiong had saved her so many times, and it was human nature to have a good impression......

Shen Mingyu remembered everything Yang Xiao had done to him every time she was in a critical moment, and she was still very moved, although this guy in front of her was raunchy, not serious, and spoke with a cheap face, but in her heart, he was really the best man.......

To get back to the point, the extra clothes that Yang Xiao said just now imply that they can wear and tie these clothes to their bodies when they leave the bus, and wrap their bodies thickly to protect their flesh to resist the bite of zombies, so that they will not be bitten directly by zombies.......

Yang Xiao had already discussed this plan with Ye Zhenxiong these days, Ye Zhenxiong felt that it would work, if this pile of clothes was put on his body and wrapped his body tightly, then the opportunities for zombies would be greatly reduced, even if he really didn't have time to dodge being bitten by zombies, he could use thick clothes to block the attack, so as to complete the counter-kill perfectly!

But there are pros and cons, although this trick works, but the body is wearing a large area of wrapping clothes, and the action will definitely become more clumsy, as for whether Yang Xiao's electron can really protect them successfully out of Red Star Street, all this is still unknown......

Ye Zhenxiong looked at the bright moonlight outside the window, and the zombies in the city walked the streets unscrupulously, roaring with a creepy roar, and couldn't help praying in his heart, I hope everything goes well......