Chapter Twenty-Nine: Yin and Yang Eyes
"Old gourd, are you yin and yang eyes?!" I hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed the old madman by the collar, and asked in surprise.
"You, what are you doing?! Let go of me! Ergou, are you crazy? The old madman was so frightened by my sudden grab that he screamed, his hands hurriedly removed my hands, and stared at me with a frightened face, I don't know why I was suddenly so excited, maybe I was scared too much just now, a little nervous, the old madman looked at me quietly for a long time, and then asked: "Ergou, what is Yin and Yang Eyes?" Is it okay to eat? ”
"Uh, I actually forgot that you ......" I was tempted to say that I actually forgot that the old madman was a madman, and even asked him in the way of normal communication, it seems that I am really a little insane tonight. After thinking about it, I waved my hand and said, "It's nothing, by the way, when did you see that long-tongued ghost and those two husband and wife ghosts?" The two of them are the most terrifying, I know this, there is an old man ghost, and an old woman ghost, and there is also ......"
"I can see them every day, and they also know my family's big ingots, envy me, hehe!" The old madman waved his hand to stop me from going on, and said impatiently, but when he mentioned his great ingot, he laughed proudly.
Hearing the old madman say this, I can almost conclude that he is really yin and yang, otherwise he can't see these at all, I frowned and asked, "Old gourd, what are you doing here?" Could it be that you're waiting for me here? ”
"That's right! We said that you were going to my house tonight, Brother Chang said that he was afraid that you would miss the hour, so let me wait for you here, I can wait for you at a moment, but I didn't expect Brother Chang to lie to me, I am really waiting for you here, hehe! The old madman laughed silly, and was glad to wait for me.
At the same time as I was talking to the old madman, the sky cleared, and the dark clouds miraculously dispersed, and a bright moon sprinkled a touch of silver brilliance in an instant, and everything that could not be seen clearly could now be seen clearly, but I frowned, because at this moment it was the moon in the middle of the sky, that is to say, now this moment, it was the sub-hour, and when I set off, it should not be dark, because the weather was overcast, so the sky was dark in advance, and that hour should be unitary time, and now it is the sub-time, and sure enough, two hours have passed, which is four hours.
But how did the old madman happen to stop me when I was a child? He couldn't see the moon just now, and he couldn't calculate the hour, how did he do it?
By the way, Brother Chang, who he has been talking about...... It must have been this mysterious Brother Chang who told him the time, so how did this Brother Chang know the time? I suddenly became curious about this Brother Chang, tilted my head and thought about it, and then looked at the old madman seriously, this old madman, his body simply gave me too many surprises, first it seemed to be crazy but not crazy, it seemed to be fake crazy and then it seemed to be really crazy, and then the big ingots that didn't exist in his family at all, then a Brother Chang that I couldn't see at all, and finally his yin and yang eyes...... Yin and Yang Eyes!
Could it be that his brother Chang is a ghost?!
So the old madman has yin and yang eyes to see him!
I slapped the back of my head suddenly, I'm so smart, I can actually figure out such a complex problem, so that I can understand everything, because that Brother Chang is a ghost, so it is not unusual to know the time at all times, and to know that I will appear here at this moment, and let the old madman wait for me here, then here, I can't help but wonder again, why does that Brother Chang have to see me?
You must know that ghosts haunt people just to get help from people, but Master said that people are people, ghosts are ghosts, people and ghosts have different paths, and each does not offend each other, and once it is entangled, it is bound to be doomed.
Thinking of this, I can't go to see the old madman anymore, and I can't promise to help him anything, so there's no need to go.
"Old gourd, I'm busy now, I'm afraid I don't have time to go to your house tonight, if I'm free in the future, I'll go again." I carried the spirit banner and said to the old madman.
Although this reason is true, I really can't go to the old madman's house, and I must complete the task of conjuring spirits, but in my heart, I use this task as an excuse to prevaricate the old madman, no matter what, I can't go to the old madman's house, see that Brother Chang, take 10,000 steps back and say, I don't have any way, what if that Brother Chang wants my life, or let me do something I can't do at all, I will be even more miserable.
It's best to refuse in one bite, the other party will save trouble, and I will save trouble.
"Brother Chang said that you will definitely go, because he has what you want in his hands." The old madman laughed silly.
"What has what I'm looking for? Could it be that he has the soul of a good man? Yes! "I just talked about the soul of Wang Shanren, and suddenly stretched out my hand to cover my mouth, good guy, I said that I didn't find Wang Shanren's soul for more than two hours, and I dared to be hidden by the old madman's brother Chang, so to speak, I just recruited until tomorrow morning, wouldn't I not be able to recruit Wang Shanren's soul?
But seeing that the old madman nodded seriously, indicating that what I said was right, I completely believed it, and immediately sat on the ground, this way tired me, I didn't expect to run in vain for so long, and my voice was almost hoarse......
"Old gourd, old gourd, why didn't you stop me earlier? Do you know how tiring it can be along the way? Do you know how many thrilling things I've encountered along the way? Do you know how many scary ghosts I encountered? You ......" I complained again and again, but seeing that the old madman was looking at me stupidly, no matter what I said, he was an expression, that is, he was dazed and ignorant, I said and talked, and simply didn't complain, and the old madman said this, it was like playing the piano to the cow, he also helped the Chang brother to pass the word, only said a few normal words, passed the word, and then became crazy and stupid.
Competing with a madman is equivalent to competing with myself, I sighed deeply and said: "Old gourd, although I don't want to go to your house now, but I have no choice, what I want is hidden in your house, alas, let's go, I just found out now, you are crazy and stupid, you can let me do this and that at will, let me go to your house, I have to go to your house, do you say you are stupid or am I stupid?" ”
"You're stupid!" When the old madman heard the word stupid, he was very displeased, and immediately pointed to my nose and admonished me: "My name is Lao Hulu, I am not a fool, you are a fool, and Brother Chang also said that you are very stupid." ”
"What?! Does your brother Chang really say I'm stupid? Did he really say I was stupid?! I stared at the old madman in shock, scared the old madman straight back, and shouted, this is what Brother Chang said, not what I said, keep emphasizing, for fear that I will hit him, but I think about it, I am really stupid enough, I was confused by those ghosts on the side of the road all the way, and I almost put myself in it many times, if I didn't run fast and get out in time, I'm afraid the consequences would be really serious, to say that I was really embarrassed.
"Forget it, I want to see what your brother Chang is from, you must know that Wang Shanren is a resentful soul, he can actually catch a resentful soul at will!" I couldn't help but be curious about this Brother Chang, this time I was really curious, and I was a little eager to see him.