115. Warranty
Seeing that the eldest brother continued to cast a suspicious look, in order to prove that her chain was real gold, she simply put it in her mouth, and was about to bite it hard, Ling Er hurriedly stopped, "I believe, I believe, it's real gold." ”
He couldn't laugh or cry.
If a person wants to change his temperament instantly, without tattoos, a gold chain is enough.
"You still don't believe me, I'm not a child anymore, you can't fool me." The fifth said indignantly.
"Yes, you're an adult, I believe in you, but your lord, you have to dress modestly, don't you? Do you see me and my eldest sister dressed like you? Ling Er resisted the urge to beat him.
"That's how Liang Zhiwu wears it!" The fifth man was unconvinced.
"Who?" Ling Er was sure he didn't know this person.
"Liang Zhiwu!" Lao Wu repeated it again.
"Who lives in our neighborhood? Don't worry, if you tell me where my home is, I have to persuade him well and not go astray. Ling Er promised not to beat him to death, it was no problem to hang around there with a big gold chain, the key was not in front of his sister-in-law.
"You're so old-fashioned, you don't even know the Four Heavenly Kings!" Lao Wu said disdainfully, "Liming, you don't even watch "Urban Love", Ling Lao Er, you are out!" ”
"Oh, you mean the big gold chain worn by Liang Zhiwu played by Liming?" Ling Er suddenly realized.
"yes, you're stupid." The fifth child then smiled and fiddled with his big gold chain and said, "Do you think it's cool?" ”
"Cool?" Ling Er pouted, "Where did you get this?" ”
"I bought it myself." Old Five Ways.
"Dad gave it to you?" Ling Er asked tentatively.
He hadn't bought it for her, and his eldest sister wouldn't buy it for her.
As for the third child, he is stingy to death, and the money will only go into his pocket, and he will never go out of his pocket.
As for the fourth, and the fifth child have been incompatible in the past two years, the sisters seem to be born with a grudge, a small quarrel in three days, a big battle in five days, either this crying, or that annoyance.
Anyway, the last one to be injured must be the fourth.
Who made her big, the big one must let the small one.
skillfully uses the method of exclusivity, except for his Lao Tzu, it is estimated that there is no one else.
"It's not." Lao Wu continued to flatly deny that he would not do anything to betray people.
"How heavy?" Ling Er knew it in his heart.
"Five taels!" The fifth child took off the big gold chain and handed it to his brother with great interest, asking for appreciation.
"There's a ghost five taels." Ling Er used to be the little prince of lobsters, and he often dealt with hawkers, and he could guess eight or nine when he weighed things in his hand.
Where is there five taels here?
He couldn't help but maliciously speculate, this is his trick to pit the child's money, according to the current gold price, 100 yuan a gram, the girl is rich, just show some means, you can also earn a thousand dollars, right?
After all, he has always been very skilled in this kind of thing, and he is a little girl, not like playing?
But then I thought about it, he didn't seem to be so inferior, and he really liked the little girl.
"Yes! I have a certificate! The fifth man swore an oath, and then ran upstairs and actually took out a piece of paper.
"Really?"
Ling Er took a look at it, it was really, but the unit of measurement was two, not the commonly used "gram" on the market now, and this was produced in the early eighties, and it seemed to be used by people to collect and maintain value.
I feel that I have misunderstood his Lao Tzu, and he Lao Tzu is not smart enough to let people make fake certificates.
I patted my head suddenly and remembered that the "two" in gold jewelry is a small tael, which is the so-called sixteen taels system, and one tael is only 31.25 grams.
He is now only curious about where did he buy it from?
"I'm hungry." The fifth protested.
Usually, like this time, she has already eaten well, either sitting on the sofa watching TV, or going out to play.
"Old sister," Ling Er said with his brain, "You watch the news, there are a lot of bikers outside, and when they see you having such a good thing, they won't snatch it for you?" ”
Seeing that the fifth child was unmoved, he continued, "You know what a biker is, right?" The robber is riding a motorcycle, from behind you, taking advantage of your inattention, and swoops over at once, snatching your necklace without giving you a chance to react at all.
You said that your neck is so thin, how can you fix it if you tear it off. ”
At the same time, the sound of a motorcycle whizzing past is also simulated.
"You scoundrel!" Lao Wu was so frightened that she hurriedly touched her slender neck, she had seen such a scene in the movie.
snatched the necklace from Ling's second-hand, put it back in the box, and returned upstairs again.
"That's too much pocket money." Ling Er looked at her back and sighed.
Old Fifth came down again, and the big gold chain was missing from his neck, Ling Er felt that it was much more pleasing to the eye, and as for the toad mirror, he automatically ignored it.
even praised, "The sunglasses are good, like the bald-headed and sunglasses little monk in "New Oolong Courtyard". ”
"I'm not as ugly as Hao Shaowen!" Lao Wu took off the toad mirror in a huff and discarded it on the sofa.
"Don't you think that little bald monk is cute? Ling Er couldn't figure it out, was this the aesthetic difference between men and women, or the aesthetic difference between adults and children?
"Childish. How old you are, still watching this kind of boring film. Lao Wu reprimanded with a straight face.
Ling Er was about to say that she was neither big nor small, she had already escaped from the house, and he had to follow behind and slowly lock the door.
The brother and sister went one after the other, pulling on their slippers and asking for two baskets of xiaolongbao and two bowls of porridge at a nearby breakfast shop.
After eating and drinking, it was already more than ten o'clock when they got home, and the two of them didn't have much idea about lunch, in fact, it didn't matter if they ate or not.
Ling Er wanted to go out, and glanced at the fifth child, a little embarrassed.
The fifth child is not young, and he often stays at home alone, but when he leaves the sight of the family, it will be an hour at most.
Like now, if Ling Er wants to go out, it may be a whole day as soon as he goes out.
Sent to the eldest sister?
That would lose the meaning of separation.
Babysitting?
The eldest sister has to say that she will be beaten in the face, and she will have to come back.
"It's okay for me to stay at home alone, if I'm hungry, I'll go to my eldest sister's to eat." The fifth child dislikes Ling Lao Er's verbosity, and always treats her as a child, don't you have a number in your heart? I'm looking forward to him leaving, how comfortable it is to stay at home alone!
It's so boring, maybe you can call your classmates and invite them to come over and play!
"Put on your shoes and come with me." Ling Er decided to take her with her first, the fourth and third children were about to come back, and when the time came, they could be thrown to them, and they would be embarrassed for a few days.
"No, it's hot outside." Lao Wu is not a fool.
"Hot?" Ling Er randomly found a pair of shoes from the shoe cabinet, "Why didn't you talk about the heat when you went to the movies with your classmates yesterday." ”
"Can I not go anywhere at home?" The fifth child raised his hand to make a guarantee.