Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Mighty Fart
Nie Ronghua was very unhappy, she felt that she was still calculated!
Looking at Nie Ronghua, whose face was full of unhappiness, Chunhong whispered, "Princess, what's wrong?" Today in the lotus pond, how majestic you are! Why aren't you happy? ”
"Majestic fart!" Nie Ronghua kicked away the small stool under his feet, and his body swayed gently in the rocking chair.
"You not only cleaned up that Ji Rou, but also let her fall into the lake twice! And you don't fall behind in the fight with the prince, you still ......" Chunhong stretched out her finger and said the same thing Nie Ronghua did today.
Nie Ronghua rolled his eyes, "Is there something wrong with your eyes!" How the hell did you see that I was fighting against Sikong Rui's big king eight tribes? Although my aunt and grandmother are not happy with him, but my aunt and grandmother are people who have one thing to say and two things to say! It's easy for just the two of us, you can't learn to slap the horse. ”
"The slave is telling the truth! Didn't you get that Miss Ji Rou off the lake for the second time in front of the prince? Speaking of this, Chunhong suddenly laughed out loud.
Nie Ronghua looked at Chunhong with a foolish gaze, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" ”
"Princess!" Chunhong pouted, then snickered, "You may not have noticed at the time, when that Miss Ji Rou was first brought up, she had already secretly wiped her face clean!" But I didn't expect you to throw her back into the lotus pond again! You didn't see the look on her face, really...... It's so funny! ”
"Looks like you're paying attention to her!" Nie Ronghua raised his eyebrows and said.
"Of course! Beauty, who wouldn't want to look twice? Chunhong covered her cheeks with her hands, "If only the slave could have a face like that." ”
"Forget it! If you do look like that, get out of here before it's too late! Otherwise, it will affect my aunt's appetite for food! Nie Ronghua shook his rocking chair and said unhurriedly.
"Princess, you are so strange, where is there who does not like to look at beautiful women?"
"That's because my aunt and grandmother can see the essence through the phenomenon!" Nie Ronghua pursed his lips, "That Ji Rou, at first glance, is the face of a white lotus, the heart of a femme fatale!" ”
"Huh?" Chunhong looked curious, "Princess, how do you see it?" ”
"That serious girl will not cover her body when she is soaking wet, and her eyes will still stare at the man! Also, look at her contrived expression when she speaks, my aunt and grandmother can resist slapping her, it's actually quite difficult! Nie Ronghua suddenly smiled, "However, there will definitely be more to see in the future." By the way, Mrs. Wang of Linglong Garden...... The surname is Ji? ”
"I heard that after Mrs. Ji entered the mansion, Mrs. Jin often got sick, and then someone forgot it, saying that Mrs. Ji's surname was the same as Mrs. Jin......" Chunhong curiously moved the embroidery pier and sat next to Nie Ronghua's rocking chair.
"Yang Jin, that slut is really good at giving people a horse! But this time, I should meet Ji Rouqi! Nie Ronghua smiled maliciously, "This is the fate of a man who has three wives and four concubines!" In the future, let Sikong Rui's pig's head go to the gods! ”
"Princess, in fact, the prince is not bad to you! Why do you always say that the prince is not? ”
"Children, don't always be curious about adults' questions, get out of the way!" Nie Ronghua stretched out his hand and hit Chunhong's big head, "That's right! Let's go and prepare fake beards and men's clothes! You ready? ”
Chunhong was stunned, "The slave hasn't prepared yet!" Didn't you come back and listen to the princess! ”
Nie Ronghua grabbed Chunhong's ears: "Go and prepare!" ”
"Yes." Chunhong stood up and thought about it, no! Where is she going? Fake beards are easy to handle, but clothes ...... Since the princess asks to be dashing, it is impossible to wear the clothes of a little girl! Her feet rubbed against the ground in annoyance, "O princess! ”
"If you have something to say, don't have a constipation-like face dangling in front of my eyes, my aunt and grandmother will respond when I look at it!" Nie Ronghua's feet glared hard at the ground, and the rocking chair began to slowly shake again.
"The beard is easy to make, and the slave can go to the stable to get some horsehair, but what about the clothes? If you do it at night, you won't be able to do it tomorrow! Chunhong whispered as she pointed her fingers.
Nie Ronghua sighed, "You stupid girl! If any man in this palace can wear his clothes, ask for it! ”
"Huh?" Chunhong was stunned for a moment, and then, her eyes widened, "Lord Wang? ”
"Or else? Auntie, I can't go out to walk the birds in my little clothes! Others will think that I am the housekeeper of which house, okay? Nie Ronghua rolled his eyes.
"But......" Chunhong tightened her nose, "The prince's clothes, you don't fit well." She whispered.
Nie Ronghua tilted his head helplessly, and then beckoned to Chunhong.
Chunhong thought that Nie Ronghua had a good way, so she hurriedly came to the rocking chair and waited for Nie Ronghua's instructions.
Who knew that Nie Ronghua stretched out his hand and grabbed Chunhong's nose, "Can't it be changed if it doesn't fit?" It's always faster to change clothes without redoing them! Remember, it's better to get something he didn't wear! Stupid girl! ”
Nie Ronghua let go of his hand and nested back into the rocking chair, "By the way, hang that broken bird here when you leave, it's weird and nice to chirp on the side." ”
"Of course it sounds good." Chunhong rubbed the bridge of her nose, "This is a rare bird from His Majesty to the princess!" You know, the red-billed lark is very rare! ”
"Got it, got it!" Nie Ronghua waved his hand impatiently.
Chunhong hurriedly walked to the bottom of the cloister, carefully removed the lark's cage, and prepared to hang it on the branch behind Nie Ronghua's rocking chair.
"Here!" Nie Ronghua stretched out his hand and pointed to the branch in front of him.
"Oh." Chunhong hurriedly ran in front of Nie Ronghua again, and hung the cage with her feet.
"Remember it later! You can't hang a bird cage next to a table or chair! I have to keep this broken bird at just the right distance from me, otherwise it will stink or something, and it will be easy to be blown by the wind on my aunt and grandmother! Nie Ronghua said leisurely.
"Slave remember! However, this lark is a very clean bird. ”
Nie Ronghua didn't bother to pay attention to this bird slave, she waved her hand directly.
"Wait a minute, the princess, the slave and maid will go to the prince to borrow clothes." Chunhong said and withdrew.
When she got out of the door of the Easy Pavilion, she began to worry, what if the prince didn't borrow it...... But simple people are always nothing to worry about! Because she thinks that it is good for her to borrow it, in case the prince does not borrow it, she will go to the ready-to-wear store tomorrow to buy it!
Not long after Chunhong left, Nie Ronghua heard the sound of someone entering the door, "Why did you come back so soon?" ”
Nie Ronghua is enjoying the birdsong with his eyes closed, no! She suddenly opened her eyes, and her starry eyes were directly reflected in Sikong Rui's eyes.
Seeing that it was Sikong Rui, Nie Ronghua suddenly relaxed, "Why are you here?" ”
"Can't this king come?" Sikong Rui looked at Nie Ronghua, who was pretending to be very comfortable in the rocking chair, and suddenly had the urge to sit on the rocking chair and shake, thinking of this, he coughed lightly.
Normally, in this case, a normal woman will understand what Sikong Rui wants to do, such as a smart person like Yang Jin, she will definitely get up immediately and pull him to the chair and talk to him in a slow voice, but Nie Ronghua, a woman, didn't even look at him anymore.
Sikong Rui pursed his lips and coughed twice.
Nie Ronghua opened his eyes impatiently and looked at Sikong Rui, "What if you're uncomfortable?" I'm going to go to the doctor! If you stand next to me like this and cough, it's okay if your throat is itchy, but it's just a spit, and I'll wash it! But if you're sick, it's easy for you to infect your aunt and grandmother, you know? ”
Sikong Rui looked at Nie Ronghua in front of him, who naturally disliked him, gasped, and then actually laughed.
Nie Ronghua looked at Sikong Rui like a neuropath, "What are you...... Got a silver ticket while walking? ”
Sikong Rui shook his head, "Why do you have to laugh when you pick up a silver ticket, this king can't laugh because he sees you?" ”
"Is there anything ridiculous about me, auntie?" Nie Ronghua sneered, "Grandma, I'm fine!" ”
Sikong Rui raised his foot and kicked Nie Ronghua's cocked Erlang leg, "Come down, let this king sit!" He has already seen that talking to Nie Ronghua, beating around the bush will not work, he must go straight to the point, otherwise she will not understand and say two things! Of course, if she is stupid and can't understand, then Sikong Rui doesn't believe it, how can a person who can kill and make decisions like this be a fool? However, Nie Ronghua pretended not to understand, and he was helpless, otherwise she didn't care, but he would be angry to death.
"Don't let it! My rocking chair, why do you want to sit, huh! Nie Ronghua's buttocks moved upward, resolutely refusing to let go.
"Really?" Sikong Rui took a step forward gently.
In fact, there are no rocking chairs in his yard, but I don't know why, he just thinks Nie Ronghua's rocking chair is ...... Comfortable! Moreover, he likes to see her puffing up and his helpless look.
Nie Ronghua raised his chin high and snorted softly.
Sikong Rui suddenly stretched out his hand.
"Ahh Nie Ronghua was hugged by Sikong Rui, she put her arms around Sikong Rui's neck, "What a nerve!" ”
"This king wants to sit, but you don't want to let it, so that's it!" The corners of Sikong Rui's lips rose, and there was a smile in his eyes, "You have two choices now, one is that this king throws you out, where do you want to sit, and second?" It is to sit with the king. ”
Nie Ronghua pouted and puffed out his cheeks, "Hmph! You're so domineering, that rocking chair is mine! ”
Sikong Rui looked at her indifferently, "Hurry up, give you three counts." Sikong Rui raised his eyebrows, learning from Nie Ronghua's under-beaten tone.
Nie Ronghua rolled his eyes, "You don't need to count, sit together!" She pouted and squinted at Sikong Rui unhappily, "It's obviously my rocking chair, why should I let it?" Sit together! ”
Sikong Rui smiled playfully and hugged Nie Ronghua to sit in the rocking chair.
He was lying on the rocking chair, and Nie Ronghua was nestled in his arms.