Chapter 134: You're All Infected
When he reached the middle of the hall, the madman smiled and said, "Good boy, you dare to come down!" Looks like he's going to get under our crotch! ”
"I'll fuck your mother!"
Jiang Feng's figure flashed, and when he went up, he slapped him, directly breaking half of his teeth, and then returned to the same place, and said, "Let's go up together, don't grind and chirp!" ”
The madman screamed in pain, and spat out a mouthful of blood, mixed with broken teeth.
However, he was completely blinded by this slap, and his brain was "buzzing", and he didn't realize what was happening.
"Boss, are you alright?" The team members gathered around with concern.
"I ...... It's okay! The madman shook his head blankly, touched his cheek, and said, "What flashed in front of me just now?" I feel like I've been struck by lightning! ”
"Then, I'll hack you again!"
Jiang Feng burst into a shout, his figure flashed, and he came to the madman again, ready to hit the other half of his face.
However, looking back, Wu Jiayi had already brought steel plates, gauze and plaster.
Others didn't believe that Jiang Feng would break the madman's legs, but in the field, the one who trusted him the most was Wu Jiayi; The two had the fantasy experience of "swans dancing together" and had a heart-to-heart connection.
"Forget it, if you don't hit someone in the face, let's break one of your legs!"
"The plaster is ready, and I can't live up to my little aunt's heart!"
Jiang Feng withdrew his palm and prepared to put his feet.
……
"Mr. Xiaojiang! Exercise restraint! Wu Jingyao shouted.
Jiang Feng frowned secretly, he really wanted to give the madman a little bit of power, but he couldn't help but give the old birthday star's face.
After this delay, the other eleven people had already surrounded Jiang Feng with a look of vigilance.
Jiang Feng's anger that had just been extinguished was ignited again, ready to make a move; At this time, a pungent smell suddenly spread.
The fiery eyes looked up and saw that two green creatures were approaching on the roof, extremely fast and hidden, as if they were about to rush down from above.
Ninjas are coming!
The target of the ninja was Wu Jingyao, Jiang Feng was worried about the danger of the old man, and with a backflip, the person had already arrived at Wu Jingyao's side.
Almost at the same time, only two "boom" sounds were heard, and two holes burst open in the ceiling above the head, and two dark green meat balls rolled down from the holes and went straight to the birthday star Wu Jingyao!
"Ah......h
The crowd exclaimed and went into chaos.
"Walk you!"
Jiang Feng rose into the air, went up with two feet, and kicked the two balls of meat away.
When the ball of meat was stretched out, everyone realized that it was two people; No, to be exact, two humanoid monsters, because their skin is green, their hair is green, even their eyes are green, their waists are slightly hunched, and they have a hard tortoise shell on their backs, and they are alive and well with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
It turned out that these two formed ninjas were not ordinary ninjas, but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles created by Qin Chuanyi by combining the genes of the tortoise!
Jiang Feng kicked the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in front of the madman and his teammates, looking like he didn't think it was a big deal, and said, "I'll leave it to you!" ”
……
Twelve mercenaries beckoned to the ninja together, some with sharp close-range daggers, and some with bare hands!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are very agile, and the tortoise shell can be defended, so it can't be broken; They hugged each other, and the tortoise shells formed a spherical shield, and they screamed so badly that they were almost powerless to fight back!
In less than a minute, all twelve people hung up their colors and fell to the ground, and none of them could get up again!
The most seriously injured was the madman, Jiang Feng's men showed mercy and did not break his legs, but the two ninjas broke all his limbs, and he was rolling and crawling on the ground like a deformed dwarf, just like the arrogant appearance just now.
"Oh my God, what kind of monster is this!"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I rub, it's horrible! ”
"Run! Nima, stop taking pictures! ”
……
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Originally, there were some cultivators who wanted to do it and wanted to behave well in front of the Wu family; However, when I saw the madman and their miserable situation, where did they dare to move.
Jiang Feng thought that the time had come, and flew up and came to the top of the two ninjas.
"Boom! Crack! Fist! ”
A punch fell from the sky, and the fist wind brought up a domineering black gas.
This punch was menacing and extremely fast, and the two ninjas did not dare to take it hard, so they could only turn their backs and resist with hard turtle shells.
"Boom!"
With a punch, time seemed to stand still.
Everyone stood still, waiting for the results.
After three seconds, just listen to the "click...... With a few ......clicks, the turtle shells on the two ninjas began to burst, and finally fell down with a "bang", with flesh and blood on them.
"Uh......h Woohoo......"
The ninja made a painful sound in his throat, looked at Jiang Feng with a shocked face, and after glancing at each other, he turned around and ran out.
"Where to run?!"
Jiang Feng roared angrily, chased after him, kicked one of the ninjas to the ground with one kick, and directly stepped on the meatloaf; At the same time, with the help of this stepping force, accelerate to the other one.
The ninja in front had already run into the garden, suddenly turned around and stopped, ......and spit out a mouthful of dark green pus, which sprayed directly into the hall, filling the air, and filling the entire hall with a green fog.
"ahem\u001e......"
"What does it smell so bad?"
"No, I'm going to throw up! ...... vomit"
……
Jiang Feng really wanted to chase the ninja, but this poisonous water was too powerful, and if it was delayed, everyone would have the possibility of being infected, the light ones would have cell fission, suffer from strange diseases, and even become the Ninja Turtles in serious cases, although they had superpowers, their appearance changed greatly and their lifespan was reduced!
Helpless, Jiang Feng had to give up the pursuit and came to the kitchen instead.
There is a large pot in the kitchen, and the mutton soup is boiling in it, and the aroma is fragrant.
Jiang Feng unbuttoned his trouser belt, took out his tools, sprayed a soak of urine on the inside of the pot, stirred it well with a spoon, and then picked up the hot cauldron with one hand and returned to the hall.
"You, all of you, are infected with venom!"
Jiang Feng shouted, suppressing everyone's voices.
"What? Am I infected with venom? ”
"Damn, why did my right hand turn green?"
"Brother Dei, your eyes have changed color too!"
……
When I heard that I was infected with venom, the people in the audience were panicked and wailed.
Jiang Feng put the cauldron on the ground and said, "This is the detoxification mutton soup I personally prepared, drink a bowl to expel the venom, don't fight, everyone has a share!" ”
Ah Zheng tried to control the order of the venue and prevent riots, and sisters Wu Jiayi and Wu Jiaxuan also helped their grandfather over to drink soup.
"Sister, the mutton soup is so fragrant, I want to drink it too!" Wu Jiaxuan smacked her lips, looking like a greedy cat.
Wu Jiayi said: "Wait a little longer, wait until the guests are all finished!" We are the masters, the guests are the guests, we must take care of the guests first! ”
"Okay......" Wu Jiaxuan's face was full of reluctance.
Seeing that the order in the arena was controlled, Jiang Feng walked over and pulled Wu Jiayi and Wu Jiaxuan, and said, "You come with me!" ”
"What's wrong?" Wu Jiayi looked puzzled.
Jiang Feng said: "You come with me to the kitchen and help you detoxify!" ”
"Isn't there mutton soup?" Wu Jiayi didn't understand it even more.
"yes, I want mutton soup!" Wu Jiaxuan said with a cute little tongue.
"This ......," Jiang Feng said, "the mutton soup is for ordinary people to drink, you have to use other methods!" ”
"Why?"
This time, the two sisters asked in unison.
Jiang Feng thought about it, there was no need to hide it, and said truthfully: "The detoxified mutton soup is prepared with my urine!" ”