Chapter 378: When It's Time to Get Married, Have a Big Meal (Second Watch)

Lao Xia's family——

As soon as Xia Qiqi and Lu Jiu went to town, the Zhang family rushed to their house.

At this time, it was still very early, and Xia Duoshou was still sleeping on the kang.

Zhang leaned forward and said to Xia Duoshou with a mysterious face: "Second Xia, do you know what day it will be in three days?" ”

Xia Duoshou was woken up and said impatiently, "What day?" You hanged yourself? Or did your mother hang herself? ”

Xia Duoshou's words were extremely mean.

Zhang stomped his foot angrily, stretched out his hand, and slapped Xia Duoshou heavily on the face, "Xia Duoshou, you son of a bitch, are you talking about human words?" The old lady worked hard to give you children, and she didn't follow you in a good life, but you cursed the old lady?

You say, which goblin in the village made you say it?! Good for your summer longevity, I'm afraid I can't live this day, my mother is fed up with you! ”

Zhang was like a fly, buzzing in Xia Duoshou's ears, buzzing, making Xia Duoshou's head big.

He rolled over and got up, and said angrily, "I said that your mother-in-law is not finished?" Early in the morning, like a fly, what are you screaming about? What will be the day in three days, and what will it matter to you? ”

"Okay, that's what you said, Xia Duoshou! Three days later, I will go to the fourth room to eat roast suckling pig, don't follow! Zhang clasped his hands in front of his chest, and his tone was quite unkind.

As soon as he heard that there was a roast suckling pig, Xia Duoshou, who was like a fire-breathing dragon before, immediately stopped.

He quickly got up, touched the shoes next to the bed, and asked with a happy face, "What did you just say?" Is there a roast suckling pig in the fourth room? When? Why is it three days later? ”

"Humph!" Zhang snorted coldly and did not answer Xia Duoshou's question.

Xia Duoshou was interested in this topic at this time, Zhang didn't say anything, he suddenly felt that something was scratching his heart and liver, and he was uncomfortable!

"Zhi'er Niang, what are you doing! I'm still mad at this! I'm not kidding you, how can you hang yourself! It's me Xia Duoshou who has a stinky mouth, and I apologize to you! ”

Xia Duoshou apologized to Zhang.

Zhang still looked like he was ignoring it.

Xia Duoshou was extremely long, "Daughter-in-law, it's my fault!" It's me bastard, I'm not human! You forgive me this time, this family, your status is high, even if my own mother and son come, it is not as important as you! ”

Xia Duoshou almost lifted the Zhang family to the sky.

But Zhang's was used.

On weekdays, she was suppressed by the old woman and the old man, thinking about one day climbing on their heads to and pee, but now Xia Duoshou said this, which gave her a sense of accomplishment.

"Hmph, it's good to know! Next time I'm so fierce, I just don't tell you anything, I'm hungry for you! Zhang said.

Xia Duoshou hurriedly admitted his mistake, "Yes, yes, Zhi'er Niang said everything!" Tell me what's going on! ”

Zhang said: "You forgot? Three days later, it's the full moon wine of the little money-losing goods in the fourth room! “

When Xia Duoshou heard this, he let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity, "What is this?" Isn't it just a small money-loser, what's the matter, what do you expect to eat? This girl, red-skinned eggs, there are no them, what is there to go! ”

"No, I haven't finished my sentence yet, what are you in a hurry?" Zhang pursed his lips, his face full of displeasure.

"Cheng, then you say!"

"That's right, three days later, it was indeed the full moon wine of the little money-losing goods, but it was also the eyes of the dead girl and the wild boy!

Our generation of Dayu Village, not to mention anything else, must have roast suckling pig if they are close and married.

The rich prepare the big ones, the poor people prepare the small ones, or the small ones, you forget, what is the roast suckling pig?

Bite down, take a bite, and the oil will rise! Take a bite and don't crave meat for days! Zhang said.

Xia Duoshou listened, and saliva flowed out of the corners of his mouth.

Roast suckling pig is a good thing.

At the beginning, he and the third child became married, and they only used half of the small roast suckling pig, although most of it was distributed to the villagers, but he also relied on stealing and playing tricks, and secretly ate a bite, the taste, the fragrance......

Tut-tut, I still want to drool when I think about it now!

"So, you mean, let's go and eat suckling pig at the four-room banquet then?" Xia Duoshou Road.

"Not really! There must not be much to prepare for the four rooms, the roast suckling pig, there are so many people in the village, and one person in the village is only one piece, but I know that this roast suckling pig was sent a day in advance.

Let's steal it at night, steal the roast suckling pig, beat the tooth sacrifice, and eat it for two people, it's better than eating it alone! Zhang proposed.

Hearing this, Xia Duoshou almost jumped up with joy.

Yes, why is he so stupid, why is he going to eat at a banquet, just steal it at night.

If you see any more pleasing dishes, go straight away.

Hehe, hey, he's really smart!

"It's just, isn't this too unreliable? Last time, we went to steal a goat's milk, and I was almost beaten into a pig's head by my mother! After lying down for days, this time ......"

Xia Duoshou remembered that Xia Qiqi was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Stealing her things, she must not make a fuss?

"What are you afraid of? This time, we stole something, didn't take it back to our house, went directly outside, ate it and wiped it clean, so can the dead girl know who stole it?

Even if she knew, did she have proof? It's not like anything else, if you eat it, it's gone! If you want it again, it will become a piece of in your stomach!

If she really wants it, let's go to the thatched house and give it to her! Zhang said.

Hearing this, Xia Duoshou nodded again and again, "That's right, you're right!" If we don't get to our own house, no matter how much the dead girl suspects us, she has to tell the evidence!

Otherwise, let's go to the village chief and say that the wild boy beats people casually, and we don't agree with him in the village, what's the matter? ”

"That's it! That dead girl has been in a state of distress for so long, and she should have suffered! What's more, this time there is also a big brother, in the yard of the big brother, those two fat pig-like thugs just help us solve the problem! Zhang said.

Zhang's doesn't have much to do on weekdays, so he likes to wander around, look here, and touch there.

Dafang now lives in Lin Wangshan and doesn't let her go, but she is outside, and she doesn't look at it.

She saw that the two burly men were in the courtyard of the big house every day, guarding the door of the eldest brother, and they looked like they were protecting the eldest brother.

If they can pick up and let those two men help deal with the dead girl and the wild boy, the losses they suffered before will be avenged and revenge!

The two people in the second room, sitting in the house, discussed how to steal the suckling pig and how to sell the stolen goods.

It wasn't until their daughter Xia Xiaojiao shouted outside that the two of them realized that it took a morning just to plan to steal the suckling pig.

(End of chapter)