Chapter 25: It's time to transform
The man in front of him, his face was pale and languishing, and his eyes were dark, but nothing had changed.
But......
He has a roll of toilet paper wrapped around his head.
Toilet paper monster?
Can you die in an accident playing with toilet paper?
And this kind of play?
How boring is that?
The world is big.
Li Changluo is still too young
He thought about it for a long time before he realized how the health monster in front of him died.
However, the key issue now is not the strange cause of death of this group of monsters.
Instead, he pretended to be a failure, thinking that there were people in this bar, even if this man was a monster, he didn't dare to be arrogant.
Besides, Xiaoqing, a strange girl, is not a vegetarian.
Pretend to be forced to win Xiaoqing's favorability......
This wave is not a loss.
But, who would have thought that the whole bar was full of monsters.
Playing a lollipop?
Do you want to pretend to be forced?
Still pretending?
Li Changluo wanted to slap himself.
Moreover, in this remote place, in the middle of the night, in the bar, even if someone passes by.
It's really screaming at your throat, and others think you're going crazy with alcohol.
"Or ......"
"Shall I go first?"
Li Changluo slowly retreated behind Xiaoqing.
"Oh, okay."
Xiaoqing also replied very simply.
After all, in her eyes, Li Changluo's existence is probably one plus one equals zero.
Li Changluo greeted the monsters around him with a smile: "When life meets, there will be a farewell, and it's time to say goodbye again." ”
"Everyone, dear to you."
After saying that, he hurriedly strode towards the outside of the bar, the kind that didn't want to die.
However, as soon as he moved, there was a piece of white toilet paper floating in front of him, and there was a fishy smell of the sea, which came to his nose and made him a little sick to his stomach.
Li Changluo is most familiar with this smell, and it smells the same as the sack in his crotch.
Immediately afterward, his head was entangled in patches of white toilet paper.
Li Changluo pulled it with his hands, but the more he pulled, the more he pulled.
His whole head was wrapped in toilet paper, and he gasped for breath, and a large fishy smell of the sea rushed to his nose, making him hold his breath.
Li Changluo couldn't see anything, and he couldn't scream when he wanted to call for help.
Xiaoqing, this girl, can't you save yourself when you die?
I'm going to be suffocated by toilet paper?
The point is that the taste of this toilet paper is somewhat ......
Isn't that right?
Dead aggrieved?
However, at this moment, Li Changluo suddenly felt a pair of hands on his head.
Li Changluo is very happy, sure enough, it is my daughter-in-law.
It's Xiaoqing.
She wanted to tear open the toilet paper wrapped around Li Changluo's head.
However......
It seems like......
It's too hard...... Dot.
The paper wrapped around his head was torn open.
But Li Changluo was so pinched by her, his whole body rushed to the ceiling of the bar, and his head was stuck on the ceiling.
The body of a dignified seven-foot man was hung on the ceiling, shaky.
The scene was awkward......
Xiaoqing was also very guilty, grabbing Li Changluo's feet and trying to pull him down.
However......
It seems like......
The strength is overdone again.
Li Changluo's pants were directly ripped off by her......
Only a pair of floral panties remained.
"I'm sorry, I'll help you down right away."
Xiaoqing hurriedly threw away her pants and wanted to rescue Li Changluo again.
"No, please, let me stay on it in peace."
Li Changluo stopped Xiaoqing, and his voice came from the ceiling, a little humming.
But it was clear that he was desperate.
Xiaoqing didn't have a chance to save him again, because the other monsters in the bar had already surrounded her.
In the bar, a fierce battle is going on......
Xiaoqing kept banging on the necks of the group of bottle monsters, trying to knock them out.
Not to be outdone, the bottle monster kept squirting wine from their heads to nourish Xiaoqing.
The bar was in shambles, and Xiaoqing and the group of bottle monsters were inseparable.
Gods and demons dance wildly, each showing their magical powers......
Whether it's a person or a monster, it's all showing, only Li Changluo is trembling.
In a cold winter bar, a man in pants was hung from the ceiling......
Shivering.
Li Changluo didn't want to move at this time.
He wanted to smoke a cigarette.
He wanted to complain......
What a snake spirit disease!!
You're a snake spirit, where do you get so much strength?
Or, are you a Xu Daguan who plays with snakes?
How did you die in your last life?
With so much strength, what are you not good at playing?
Do you play with snakes?
And also......
Who's singing?
Walking in the cold wind?
Aren't monsters sympathetic?
However, it's too shameful to hang like this all the time.
He ran his hands along the gap between his neck and the ceiling, slowly and forcefully breaking the hole, and finally fell from the ceiling.
In the bar, there was a crackling and scuffle.
Throughout the bar, drinks were flying, tables and chairs were bursting, and the smell of alcohol was strong everywhere.
Xiaoqing also showed his true body, a white python.
This is the first time Li Changluo has seen Xiaoqing's body.
It's not cute at all.
But he didn't have the heart to admire this pure white python right now.
He hurriedly went to find his pants.
That's the most important thing.
The pants were hanging on the sofa that he was pushing, right in front of him, Li Changluo wanted to get them, but suddenly his body couldn't move.
The sound of guitar plucking was remembered in the bar.
The guitar monster, standing on the stage with a person on his back, began to play and sing.
Xiaoqing, who turned into a white python, and Li Changluo involuntarily began to dance with the sound of the strings.
The white python swayed its snake body to the music of the guitar monster, and its movements were stiff, as if it was trying to get out of control.
Li Changluo also jumped up when he heard the voice.
I don't even know what I'm dancing.
It's just that......
Can you let me put my pants on and jump again?
However, Li Changluo found that there are some drawbacks to the skill of guitar monsters, that is, ......
In this bar, all the monsters heard his strings dancing.
Map Cannon?
Regardless of friend or foe, group attack?
And the toilet paper monster who took the lead walked uncontrollably to a steel pipe in the middle of the stage.
And then......
I was ashamed to dance around the pole.
Skillful movements......
The pose is voluptuous......
All of them are ......
Shocked.
I didn't expect you to be such a boss?
Disturb......
One of them!
He held on to the steel pipe, and from time to time he fell down and split a fork.
Li Changluo thought to himself, if Lao Tzu couldn't move now, he would definitely go up and kick him.
It's so poisonous.
However, the guitar monster is a good employee and a good subordinate after all, and he sees his boss so free and forgetful.
He couldn't watch things go on.
Hurriedly stopped playing.
All the monsters stopped dancing, and Li Changluo hurriedly went to put on his pants.
In a panic, a small round glass ball fell out of his pants.
It's the last time I got the ball from the fox demon Ah Zi.
It's just that there was some green liquid flowing in it before, and now it's almost gone.
Last time, I subdued the medicine seeker with this thing.
This time, try?
Li Changluo luckily raised the bottle in his hand and looked at all the monsters in this bar.
However, everyone just looked at Li Changluo blankly, not knowing why.
"He ......"
"He's going to transform?"
"Yes...... Probably, right? ”
"Why don't you stay for half a day?"
"Probably......
Want to shout a slogan or something? ”
"For example...... Bahaha? ”
"Oh!?"