Chapter XXXV

In the first few days, Chen Yuang still didn't make any mistakes, which made Chen Yuxuan breathe a sigh of relief, and also relieved Chen Wu and his wife, who were waiting for news at home.

Aunt Cha Wu walked with the wind, feeling that her wish had come true.

What she didn't know was that the reason why Chen Yuang was honest was entirely because the ground was not yet ripe, and the food in the academy was much stronger than at home, and she could eat a few pieces of fat from time to time.

It is also comfortable to walk, the road here is very smooth, clean, specially cleaned, and there is no fear of stepping on anything dirty.

It's just that these comforts are only available after class.

It was really painful during class. Because of the zero foundation, the lazy people, the bad habits, and the very strict masters, the class is tantamount to a huge torture.

During class, he was almost always in a state of listening to heavenly books. However, although I did not listen to what the master was saying, I found two interesting things.

First, there are students in this class who don't like to listen to lectures like him, who only know that they are naughty to doze off and skip class, and there is more than one.

Second, this Li Fuzi is the most afraid of snakes.

On this day, he was suddenly woken up from his dream by his tablemate, and was about to get angry, when he saw Li Fuzi walking towards him. I was so frightened that I quickly sat up straight, picked up the book and pretended, shaking my head.

Narrowly escaped the catastrophe.

While eating lunch, a chubby dun and a tall thin man walked over, patted Chen Yuang's shoulder, and pointed behind them.

Chen Yuang saw that there was a small guy standing behind them, holding several food boxes without lids in his hands, standing respectfully, with a flattering smile on his face.

"Eat together?" Chubby asked.

The tall and thin man commanded the little guy to put down the food box, sat down first, and looked at Chen Yuang with a smile.

"Okay," Chen Yuang replied.

This is what his mother taught the fifth aunt, if you don't take advantage of it, the heavens will be destroyed. Moreover, many of the things in this food box are delicious at first sight, although they cannot be named.

Especially the sauce pig's trotters, I don't know how to make it, the marinated oil is bright and shiny, fresh and fragrant, and it is particularly soft and glutinous at first glance.

Hearing this, the little fat dun glanced at the thin and tall man, with a look of "I knew he was a fellow practitioner", quite proud.

In this regard, the thin and tall man just pulled the corners of his mouth, and he didn't smile.

If Chen Yuxuan was here at the moment, he would definitely pull Chen Yuang away from these two people. Without him, these two people are extremely famous in the entire Mufeng Academy, they don't learn and don't know how to do anything, and they like to skip class and play pranks the most.

If it weren't for the fact that the two of them had a lot of money in their families, and their parents often came to the academy to pay respect, it is estimated that they would have been removed from the academy a long time ago.

"Come, brother, try this, and this. It's made by my chef, and you can't eat it anywhere else. Little Chubby Dun had a warm invitation on his face.

In this regard, Chen Yuang just politely replied, and immediately launched a crazy attack on this pile of food.

After a while, in the stunned eyes of the two, Chen Yuang ate all the food like a whirlwind, and at the end, he also burped.

"Thanks, these things are delicious." Chen Yuang said seriously.

In this regard, the thin and tall man glanced at the little chubby dun, and then said with a smile: "It's good if you like to eat." In the future, when we have something to eat, we will call you again. By the way, didn't you notice, we are all in Master Li's class. ”

"I know, you're sitting in the third row, you're sitting to my right, right?" Chen Yuang's memory is still quite good.

"Yes, I don't know what Brother Tai is called?"

"Me, that's what you call me Uag. So, what about you? Maybe he was in too much of a hurry, and Chen Yuang started to burp non-stop at this time, which was quite annoying.

In this regard, Xiao Fat Dun didn't care, after all, no one in this academy wanted to play with them, because he said with a smile: "My name is Zhang Wenlong, and his name is Zhao Minghu." ”

After talking for a while, the conversation was naturally about how to make fun of people and skip class, and after coming and going, the two of them were impressed by Chen Yuang.

Especially Zhao Minghu, there is no longer the contempt he had at the beginning.

Although they are delicate and naughty, where is Chen Yuang who has experienced so much? And the things he said about in the countryside were really interesting, and the two of them couldn't wait to skip class immediately and follow him back to the countryside to see for themselves.

What goes down to the lake to catch fish, goes up to the tree to catch cicadas, or steals chickens and plucks them to the mountains to roast and eat, just listening to them is very exciting.

In this regard, Chen Yuang became more and more proud, and deeply introduced the two as confidants, feeling that the people in this academy were all nerds, so they knew the goods. Since then, the three of them have not only been naughty after class every day, but have gradually begun to play tricks on people in class.

On this day, because the morning class was too early, all the students took a nap on the table before Li Fuzi came to teach.

Seeing this, Zhang Wenlong glanced at Chen Yuang, and Chen Yuang understood in seconds. Then he stood up sneakily and pretended to squat down to tie his shoes, but quietly tied the clothes of the two students next to him.

After thinking about it, Chen Yuang moved the inkstone on the table of the two of them to the side again, so that it would fall down almost as soon as he touched it.

After doing this, he gestured to Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu with some pride.

When the two of them saw it, their hearts were even happier, and one said that these two people must be going to make a fool of themselves for a while. The most important thing is that if Li Fuzi knew that Chen Yuang did this, he would definitely lose his temper and punish him.

In this way, Chen Yuang has lost face and will definitely continue to retaliate against Li Fuzi. What's more, they will have regular playmates in the future.

In the past, they had found similar playmates, but they were persuaded by Li Fuzi to "get lost", concentrate on studying, and never play with them again.

After a while, Li Fuzi entered the teaching house, and all the students stood up to say hello. It was at this time that a dramatic scene occurred.

I saw that Li Qingshu and Liu Mingming, who had the best knowledge in the class, didn't know why they both fell to the ground, and what was even worse was that the inkstone on their desks also fell down together and smashed on the two of them.

Suddenly, the faces of the two of them were covered with pitch-black ink, and the ground was splashed with ink, which frightened the students next to them to scream and leave their seats. Because of the panic, either you stepped on me, or I stepped on you, making the whole church house a mess and chickens and dogs.

"Silence! Quiet! ”

Seeing this, Li Fuzi was so angry that he jumped to his feet.

"How did I teach you, Tarzan collapsed before and did not change. It's good for you, but Li Qingshu and Liu Mingming fell, but it's just a little ink, and you are scared like this. If something really happens, where can I expect you to do so. Okay, let's not help Li Qingshu and Liu Mingming up. ”

Li Qingshu is okay, this Liu Mingming wants to save face the most.

When he was helped up, he saw that his clothes and belts were tied together with Li Qingshu's, and he thought that his inkstone had been moved, and after thinking about it, he said to Li Fuzi hatefully: "Master, you should be lenient and generous. Today, however, it is clear that someone has framed the two of us. Master, you have to make decisions for us. ”

Seeing that Master Li did not express his position immediately, and his face was cloudy, Liu Mingming added another fire at the right time: "If Master does not severely punish this perpetrator this time, I am afraid that it will harm him and encourage him to do evil." Master, you think, fortunately, we are in the initiation class, and we don't need to go out of the examination room. If you break your hand and can't get out of the exam room, this is really ......"

This Li Fuzi was originally a little pedantic, and he always regarded himself as a reincarnated Confucius, so he pursued "education without class". This is also the biggest reason why Chen Yuang, Zhang Wenlong, and Zhao Minghu can come in to study.

After thinking about it, he felt that Liu Mingming's words made sense, so he said with a dark face: "Who did this today?" It's good to stand up and admit it yourself. If I find out, I will punish him severely. ”

Chen Yuang was still immersed in the chaos in front of him, and after listening to Li Fuzi's words at this time, he knew that he couldn't run away.

Fortunately, it hasn't been a day or two since he followed Aunt Cha to learn, and he knows that this situation is better than admitting it, and the punishment will not be very serious.

Thinking of this, Chen Yuang pretended to be afraid, walked up to Master Li, stretched out his right hand and said, "Master, I was wrong, I did this." However, I just wanted to tease the two of them, and I didn't mean anything bad. Master, hit me, I won't dare anymore. ”

As soon as Liu Mingming heard it, he knew that this was just a pretext, and he was about to speak, but he heard Li Fuzi say: "If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you will be good." The ring ruler must be beaten, but this matter is settled, and you must not be so naughty in the future, otherwise I will not follow. ”

At this time, even Li Qingshu didn't do it, and after thinking about it, it was inconvenient to refute Li Fuzi's words, so he just shouted a pain in his arm at the right time.

Hearing this painful sound, Li Fuzi was really a little distressed.

This Li Qingshu is his most proud disciple, but he was made like this by Chen Yuang, and immediately increased the punishment: "Chen Yuang maliciously tricked his classmates, punished him with ten strokes of his palm, and copied the three-character scripture...... A hundred times. ”

Hearing this, Liu Mingming couldn't be more dissatisfied, so he glanced at Chen Yuang hatefully, and then pulled Li Qingshu back to the dormitory to change clothes.

However, when they walked to the door, they deliberately stopped, wanting to see how Chen Yuang was beaten.

You must know that in the entire Mufeng Academy, the most frightening punishment is by no means copying the "Three Character Classic" or the surname of a hundred families, but being beaten by Master Li.

Because he compares himself to the saint Confucius, he is tolerant to the students at the same time, but he is merciless to those who deliberately make mistakes, as the so-called "deep love, responsibility", so it is also extra hard to play the palms of his hands.

Ordinary people make mistakes, but they are only five or six precepts, and rarely exceed ten precepts. But Chen Yuang started with ten precept rulers as soon as he came, and it is just around the corner to exceed twenty precept rulers and break the record of Mufeng Academy in the future.

But Chen Yuang didn't know this, didn't he just beat the palm of his hand, when Aunt Cha was angry, the tongs, wooden basins, and wooden sticks were all used, and he was still afraid of a ring ruler?

Therefore, seeing that Li Qingshu and Liu Mingming deliberately stayed to "watch the punishment", his eyes were full of disdain.

This made Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu admire in their hearts, and shouted "admiration" in their hearts, which also made Li Fuzi's face darken.

"Switch to the left hand".

When the first ring ruler was hit, Chen Yuang regretted it, regretted that he underestimated the enemy, and regretted that he didn't intercede just now.

It fucking hurts!

However, he didn't want to admit defeat, not to mention losing face in vain, and would make Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu look down on him. Since this precept is inevitable, it will be borne.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and let Li Fuzi hit seven or eight times in one breath, and he didn't snort.

The more he is like this, the more angry Li Fuzi becomes, because in his strange concept, the more students cry, and the more they cry, the more they regret it.

And the more you insist on being able to carry it, it means that you don't know how to repent at all, but you don't punish yourself enough.

Therefore, in the end, he used all his strength in the last two ring rulers.

When the first ring ruler went down, Chen Yuang cried.

Hearing this cry, Li Fuzi was satisfied, and he thought highly of him, no different from the children he had taught.

Therefore, the last ring ruler is even heavier. In the end, holding on to his beard, he ended up satisfied.

However, Chen's hand was already swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Therefore, Chen Yuang cried more and more sadly, because of the sharp pain in his palms, and because he had never been beaten so badly because he had grown so big.

Li Qingshu and Liu Ming, who were unable to attend this class, and Li Fuzi was unwilling to go back to the dormitory to change clothes, so they clearly missed a class, so they told a few obedient students to clean the teaching house, and they took their books and left.

Seeing that the master was gone, Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu couldn't wait to step forward and help Chen Yuang to walk to the dormitory.

When he arrived at the dormitory, Chen Yuang stopped crying, and said to Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu: "You guys should think of a way, ouch, ouch, it hurts me to death." ”

Zhang Wenlong was not in a hurry, and said with a confident look: "Don't worry, I have the best gold sore medicine here, after wiping it, it won't hurt you to keep it." ”

As he spoke, he took a small white porcelain vase from his closet.

Zhao Minghu took the porcelain bottle, unscrewed the lid, carefully drugged Chen Yuang, and said while smearing: "You bear with it, don't shout pain like a girl, just for a while." When I saw you endure it just now, I thought you were a man. Now, it seems, that's just the case. ”

"Is it that effective?" Chen Yuang was too lazy to bother with Zhao Minghu, he only cared about whether this medicine was really effective.

"Wenlong and I have been beaten several times, which one of them was not cured with this. Don't worry, this medicine is good, this is Wenlong's grandfather personally dispensed, and it is not passed on. ”

Sure enough, as soon as the medicine was smeared, there was a heart-piercing pain in the palm of his hand again, which made Chen Yuang angry, and secretly thought in his heart that he must take revenge.

However, after about a quarter of an hour, the palms of the hands did not hurt so much, and perhaps the medicine began to work.

"What should I do with this "Three Character Classic"? But the Master said that if he couldn't write well in three days, he would have to write it 200 times. After solving the matter of his hand, Chen Yuang began to worry about his words.

That's a hundred times!

This Master Li is also very powerful, Xu is afraid that the students will not complete the punishment on time on the grounds of hand pain, and every time he hits the palm of his hand, he hits his left hand.

"You're worried about this. Don't worry, this brother will help you get it right. By the way, you write a word first, and I'll have someone follow it, so that the old man won't find out. ”

In this regard, Chen Yuang directly gave a thumbs up, and the two of them thought about competing so thoughtfully. It's just that he didn't know that the two of them were often punished, so he came up with this trick, which can be said to be extremely experienced in combat.

As the saying goes, when a scar is good, forget the pain.

However, before Chen Yuang's injury scarred, he forgot about the pain and began to design revenge on Li Fuzi.

The matter of words was solved, and Chen Yuang began to design revenge.

"By the way, you have to get someone to help you write anyway, can you get a snake in? Preferably alive. ”

"You're going to ......"

"That's too ruthless, isn't it? Are you sure you want to do this......"

Hearing this, Chen Yuang smiled: "Hmph, he beat me so badly, if I don't make a move, everyone should come to bully me in the future." It's just, he's really afraid of snakes? ”

"That's natural, and I also listened to what Master Liu said. It is said that Li Fuzi happened to encounter a snake when he went to the toilet, and he was so frightened that he ran out without wearing pants......"

"Hahaha, hahaha, just do it, scare him to death...... Ouch. ”

Chen Yuang only smiled, but forgot about the injury on his hand, which made him grin in pain.

But thinking of what Li Fuzi was about to encounter, no matter how painful it was, he could bear it.

In this way, two days later, a "Three Character Classic" imitating Chen Yuang's handwriting was brought in by Zhang Wenlong's servant, and naturally, there was also a jar.

There was a snake in the jar, alive.

Seeing that Chen Yuang respectfully handed in the "Three Character Classic" a hundred times, although the words were ugly, he wrote them very seriously one stroke at a time, and it could be seen that he was sincerely repentant, so Li Fuzi not only did not get angry, but had a feeling of "children can be taught".

What about the country urchins? Under his **, the same can be excellent.

It's just that what he doesn't know is that he will soon have to pay the price for the words "education without class", and he has also tasted.

On this day, after class, he hurried to the latrine.

I don't know why, he always felt that there was something wrong with today's meal, and he had some abdominal pain after eating. It's just that years of teaching habits made him endure it until the last moment.

When I got to the toilet, I took off my pants, and the scene was 3,000 feet down...... If you don't mention it, it's really insulting.

As soon as he vented, Li Fuzi only felt comfortable all over his body, and just now he almost felt that his stomach was about to explode. Who knows, after cleaning with jade button paper, he was about to put on his pants, and a green snake appeared in front of him.

This green snake was originally the most common snake in Qingshan County, it was not poisonous, and it was even a little cute in the eyes of some people. It's just that for Master Li, who has always been afraid of snakes, this is like the end of the world.

With a scream, a man wearing only underwear rushed out of the latrine, letting his pants hang down at his ankles and not lifting them.

But after running a few steps, he tripped and fell, and a dog munched on.

When someone kindly walked over to help him up, but found that it was Li Fuzi, he immediately held back his laughter, and then ran away.

Within half a day, the entire academy knew about it.

The dean was naturally furious, thinking that this snake must not be so simple.

Years of experience in fighting wits and courage with students told him that this is mostly man-made. As soon as Master Li entered the latrine, the snake followed in?

That's a bit of a coincidence.

So, openly and covertly, he began to investigate.

Unbeknownst to him, Li Fuzi did not cooperate, and even brought out his set of theories, which made the dean so angry that he blew his beard. When is it, if you don't cooperate with the investigation, it doesn't matter, and you still obstruct him in public, but it seems that he is narrow-minded, and he will be revenged.

Due to Master Li's interference, this matter was naturally over.

However, Li Fuzi's reputation was not damaged because of "running naked", but gained a good reputation, and now his peers call him "educated and classless".

Thinking of his persistence for many years, it can be regarded as seeking benevolence.

To the dean's surprise, Mufeng Academy's reputation also rose to a higher level, but what happened immediately made him a little speechless.

Because of this "education without class", many students whose families are very wealthy but are rejected by several other academies in the city come to visit.

Don't accept it, the dean is really reluctant to give up the generous money provided by these students' families. You must know that some students' families have even put forward a proposal to build teaching houses and student dormitories for the college for free.

However, if they are all accepted, what will Mufeng Academy do in the future. He knew in his heart that this snake must have been put by a student who had some trouble with Master Li.

Since there is this time, there will definitely be a next time.

If there were a few more such students, the masters of Mufeng Academy would only protest. They can't resist "having education without class", but they dare to argue with him.

Now, the master with a good reputation is not worried at all about not being accepted by the academy.

After thinking about it, the dean finally chose a compromise and accepted a few of the wealthiest students in the family and accepted their request to build a teaching house for the college for free.

As for the others, it was up to the masters to come forward and politely reject them one by one.

Anyway, it wasn't him who refused, and I don't think these people would blame him.

The success of the last time made Chen Yuang, Zhang Wenlong, and Zhao Minghu quite proud, and they were even more unscrupulous in class, and they dozed off blatantly.

Anyway, if he was caught, he was only punished for copying the "Three Character Classic" and "Thousand Character Text", or "Hundred Family Names". And this, Zhang Wenlong has already asked his little guy to copy many copies in advance, and he can take them out at any time, and he has what he wants.

On this day, the college was closed, but in just one day, most of the students did not go home, but chose to go to the city to wander around, and improve their food by the way.

There are Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu, the two rich people, Chen Yuang is naturally not afraid, and he picks up everything and takes the expensive ones.

When they arrived at the restaurant, several people ordered a table of good dishes, and ordered a pot of osmanthus wine regardless of the ghost-like eyes of the shopkeeper. Although the alcohol is low, it is not something that children like them should drink.

As a result, all three ended up getting drunk.

The three drunks helped each other back on, chatting as they went.

"It wasn't enough, I thought the bad old man would be so scared that he peed his pants or fell into the latrine."

"yes, I don't know that he just ran out with his bare ass and got a nickname, I really don't know what those people think!"

Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu were somewhat unhappy in their hearts, because Li Fuzi's reputation was not only not damaged, but also went to a higher level.

Now, he often goes to other colleges on behalf of Mufeng Academy to make exchange speeches and talk about his teaching philosophy.

In the end, in addition to his luck, the main thing is to blame them for not being ruthless enough.

"Why is it so hard to see his bare ass?" Chen Yuang said disapprehantly. There are a lot of bad things, bad things, and lack of morality that he did in Chenjia Village, and this one is not bad.

"Brother Chen, is this true? Come on, I just can't get used to seeing him like that. If you can disgrace him, I'll invite you to another meal. ”

Hearing Chen Yuang say that he had a way, Zhang Wenlong's eyes lit up.

This Lingyun Building is one of the best restaurants in Qingshan County, and it costs a lot to eat here.

"It's so simple. You see, you go buy a bunch first...... firecrackers, and then ...... Then I lit the firecracker and threw it in while he was in the toilet, and I kept him so scared that he fell straight into the manure pit. ”

"Haha, haha, you're right. In this way, even if he is not ashamed, just eating will disgust him to death. Haha, Brother Chen, you are so powerful, you can think of this method. ”

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go, let's buy firecrackers."

In this way, the three drunkards went to the market again and bought the biggest string of firecrackers.

If he knew that he would be expelled from the academy because of this, his mother would have taken someone to Chenjia Village to make a big fuss and lose face, Zhang Wenlong would definitely not do this.

On this day, Li Fuzi just squatted down, of course, after confirming that there were no snakes. I have to say that he has some shadows now, and he can't see green things.

This time, there are no snakes, but there are more terrible things than snakes.

After a while, a puff of smoke came out of the latrine, followed by a series of loud noises and spills of dung.

Immediately afterwards, Li Fuzi fell gorgeously into the pit.

If the previous green snake incident was just a small fight, then this toilet firecracker incident is a bit excessive. No matter how Li Fuzi pleaded, the dean immediately led someone to investigate.

As a result, the three people who were drinking in Lingyun Tower were arrested, and the three of them also confessed to what they had committed.

It's just that when it comes to who came up with the idea, both Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu say that it is Chen Yuang.

When he heard the words "Chen Yuang", the dean was completely relieved.

If he is not embarrassed by Zhang Wenlong and Zhao Minghu, then Chen Yuang is just a small pebble, just throw it away.

In this way, the dean resolutely removed Chen Yuang from the academy and sent him back. After a few more days, he found an excuse to say that Chen Yuxuan's hands and feet were not clean, he stole the precious inkstone of his classmates, and removed him from the academy.

And that's not all.

I don't know who I heard about what happened, Zhang Wenlong's local tyrant mother led a group of people to Chenjia Village indiscriminately, came to Aunt Cha's house, and smashed whatever she saw.

In the end, she also took matters into her own hands, had a fight with Aunt Cha, and scolded Aunt Cha for not being right on the top and crooked on the bottom, not teaching her son well, and teaching her baby son in vain.

Aunt Cha was unhappy because her two sons were removed from the academy, but the whole village walked around her, and she couldn't find an opponent to beat and scold.

That's good, there are really people who are not afraid of death and bump into it.

The two women fought inseparably, and in the end, it was naturally Aunt Cha who lost the battle. Without him, in the end, seeing that the situation was not right, and Aunt Cha's combat effectiveness was too strong, Wen Longniang called a helper to go up together, and beat Aunt Cha to death until she left angrily.

For this reason, Aunt Cha didn't dare to go out for a long time, and Yuxuan Yuang was embarrassed to go out, but stopped for a while.