Chapter 522 is really mentally retarded
The fat-headed, big-eared mentally retarded monk looked at the two senior brothers in disbelief, and couldn't believe that what he heard was true.
The two senior brothers just sold themselves like this?
That's too cowardly, isn't it?
Although the three of them fought a lot in private, they wouldn't kill themselves, right?
"Haha, two senior brothers, you're too timid, aren't you?"
The mentally handicapped monk sneered disdainfully and said, "We came to the lower realm by the decree of my Buddha, and I don't dare to do anything to us if I lend him a hundred dares." ”
"Silly B......"
It's already clearly torn their faces, what don't people dare?
People have this formation, how many people come in vain, unless the power of the Golden Immortal Realm or a higher realm comes down, it is estimated that this formation can be broken.
But the problem is: the realm above the heavenly immortals can't go down to the mortal at all!
This is the iron law of heaven, and even the Buddha and his old people cannot change it.
No matter how powerful the Buddha is, he can't go down to the realm to help him avenge, what's the use?
Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the Buddha will avenge himself in the future, but he has already died, what is the use of not taking revenge?
"Don't dare to kill you?"
With a wave of Yang Fan's big hand, the scene in front of the three monks suddenly changed and became the back garden of the Yang Mansion.
At this time, Yang Fan sat in the pavilion in the garden with a sneer and looked at the three of them, and Bai Suzhen's three daughters and a Wu Niangzi stood aside in a daze at this time.
At this time, it was still like a dream, and the invincible immortal master just now became a prisoner in the blink of an eye.
It's all a little too dreamy for them to digest for a while.
"Mrs. Wu, go and chop off all the limbs of this mentally handicapped monk and feed them to the dogs."
Yang Fan calmly commanded.
"Ah...... It's ......"
Wu Niangzi came back to her senses and subconsciously glanced at Yang Fan with some fear.
He replied respectfully, and then walked towards the mentally handicapped monk with a sneer.
I'm grass, is this coming really or is it scaring yourself?
"You...... How dare you ......"
The mentally handicapped monk said inwardly: "If you dare to understand my hair, the Buddha and his old man will definitely not let you go." ”
"Nima, retarded, does the Buddha know what you are?"
Yang Fan said with a sneer: "Even if I know what he can do with me, Lao Tzu has been at ease in the human world all his life." ”
Yang Fan doesn't care about this, and the Buddha can't go to the lower realm, so he's afraid of him.
Looking at Wu Niangzi, who was approaching him step by step, the mentally handicapped monk began to be scared in his heart, but he still said strongly: "You have to think about the consequences, now there is room for relaxation if you let the poor monk go, otherwise my Buddhism will not die." ”
Wu Niangzi walked up to the mentally handicapped monk and was about to make a move, but after listening to his words, she looked at Yang Fan with some hesitation.
"Wait a minute......"
Yang Fan waved his hand and said.
The mentally handicapped monk thought that Yang Fan was frightened by himself, and his demeanor suddenly became arrogant, and he said with a laugh: "Haha, I knew that you didn't have the guts, so why don't you quickly withdraw your formation and let the Buddha go." ”
When Lao Tzu recovers his freedom, it is your death period, and the mentally handicapped monk is secretly ruthless in his heart.
At the same time, he glanced at the two senior brothers proudly, as if to say: See? I knew that he didn't dare to do anything to me, you two cowards, you were actually scared, and it was really a shame for Buddhism.
The two great monks, Zhicong and Zhiming, glanced at each other, wisely chose to be silent, and just watched him die quietly.
Seeing that the two senior brothers who rode together on their heads on weekdays were speechless by what they said, the mentally handicapped monk became even more proud.
"Hehe, the formation has long been withdrawn ......"
Yang Fan sneered and said, "If you have the ability, you can leave!" ”
"What?"
"The formation has been removed?"
"What about my cultivation?"
"Why hasn't my cultivation recovered yet?"
The mentally handicapped monk questioned sharply, he had vaguely guessed something, but he was unwilling to accept this reality.
After hundreds of years of hard work, he finally got his current cultivation, and now he is back before liberation, and this blow is too big for him.
I knew that things would turn out like this, and I wouldn't have fought for this opportunity in the Nether Realm if I was killed.
Originally, I thought that this nether realm was a beauty difference, a centipede essence in the fairyland, and it could be shot to death casually.
Then I can live happily in the world for a few months, and enjoy the enthusiasm of those female believers in the world.
Unexpectedly, in less than an hour, the Nether Realm was reduced to the point of being a prisoner at the bottom of the stairs.
Fortunately, he has a backstage, and this guy doesn't dare to do anything to himself.
"Cultivation?"
Yang Fan said funny: "After entering the Jiuqu Yellow River Array, even if the Buddha comes here, he has to cut off the three flowers on the top, and close the five qi in his chest, not to mention that you are just a heavenly immortal?" ”
Of course, Yang Fan's words are bragging B, if it is really Sanxiao Niangniang's genuine Jiuqu Yellow River Array, of course it is no problem, but as for his pirated version that cost 10,000 points, it is naturally not good.
The reason why he said this was deliberate, deliberately to the other two monks, and then the two monks he planned to let one go and report to the Buddha.
They don't know the power of the Jiuqu Yellow River Array, but it doesn't mean that the Buddha doesn't know either!
It's like stabbing a hornet's nest, and waves of monks come to trouble themselves.
After all, he could only use this ten times, and now he has consumed it three times.
And now there are more than 5,000 points left, and there are no points to redeem if he wants to exchange them, and he doesn't want to be chased by a bunch of bald donkeys all day long.
So I can only pray, hoping that the Buddha of this world will know this awesome formation.
"No...... I don't believe it, you lied to me, you lied to me......"
The mentally handicapped monk was crazy and yelled.
Although he already had this premonition, he still couldn't accept the blow after hearing it with his own ears.
"Sure enough, it's mentally retarded......"
Yang Fan said complainingly.
"Hmph, what if I abolish my cultivation?"
The mentally handicapped monk seemed to have lost his mind, and shouted: "When Lao Tzu returns to the West Heaven, he will be able to recover soon, and then it will be your death." ”
"Silly B, since you want to go back to the West Heaven, then Lao Tzu will send you to the West Heaven."
"I feel like it's too cheap to kill him like this, he......"
Yang Fan said to Wu Niangzi: "Yu Basin, you should be no stranger, just use this to entertain this mentally retarded, and at the same time let his two senior brothers enjoy it on the side." ”
After the order, Yang Fan took the three daughters and left the back garden, this thing Yang Fan said that he couldn't appreciate it.
If it weren't for the fact that this monk was too arrogant and actually talked to Bai Suzhen and the three of them in person, Yang Fan would not have been so cruel.
Hearing the word "pot", Wu Niangzi's body trembled obviously, and she obviously remembered some bad memories.
But he quickly recovered, and said respectfully: "Yes, I understand what to do." ”
Now Wu Niangzi has been frightened by Yang Fan's unpredictable methods, and she doesn't dare to have any dissatisfaction with Yang Fan's orders to her subordinates.
The cultivation world is the law of the jungle, and besides, she has offended Yang Fan in words just now, so she has to behave well, for fear that Yang Fan will settle accounts with her after the autumn.
……
Nothing to say all night......
The next day, the sun was shining three poles, and the four of them walked out of the room.
Yesterday, he was interrupted by Mrs. Wu at a critical moment, and Yang Fan naturally wanted to try to see if his baby was frightened after returning to the room.
This is related to the lifelong happiness of dozens of her harem beauties, so she must be cautious.
Of course, after the three girls bowed their heads one by one, Yang Fan raised his head all of a sudden, there was nothing wrong......
The next thing is indescribable, but it's not too fun, after all, there are still two monks outside to deal with.
When the four of them came to the back garden again, Wu Niangzi was looking at the mentally handicapped monk in a big pit temporarily dug in the ground with a sneer.
At this time, the wailing of the mentally handicapped monk kept coming out of the pit, but fortunately, Wu Niangzi isolated the sound here in advance, so that the screams of the mentally handicapped could not be transmitted, otherwise the entire Yang Mansion could hear it.
The other two monks were looking at the mentally handicapped monk in the pit with a frightened expression, their bare heads were covered with cold sweat, and they could probably wring out water in their robes.
"How? One night, this monk is not dead? ”
Yang Fan asked with some dissatisfaction.
He thought that at this time, the great monk should have been eaten up by all kinds of snakes, insects, rats and ants recruited by Wu Niangzi, so he brought three women over.
Otherwise, he came alone, and he didn't want Bai Suzhen to see his cruel side.
In fact, Xiaoqing and Hu Ke were so worried that there was nothing wrong, and Yang Fan was mainly afraid that Bai Suzhen, who was born kind, would be unhappy when she saw her cruel side.
Seeing Yang Fanliu's dissatisfied look, Wu Niangzi's body trembled, and she hurriedly explained: "Although this monk has been abolished and cultivated, his physical body has also been tempered for hundreds of years, and ordinary poisonous insects can't hurt him at all, it is estimated that he will be bitten to death by these poisonous insects, at least ten days and half a month." ”
"It's simple, you control the centipede to drill into his seven orifices, and you can try it wherever there are holes......"
Bai Suzhen glanced at the mentally handicapped monk who was screaming in the pit, but in fact the injury was not very serious.
When he said that he could try it where there were holes, he didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly his little face was slightly red, and he glanced at Yang Fan with a variety of amorous eyes.
Hearing this, Yang Fan looked at Bai Suzhen with strange eyes.
It is not strange that these words come out of anyone's mouth, but only from the mouth of the kind-hearted Bai Suzhen makes Yang Fan feel weird.
and Bai Suzhen's last sentence, and that look, made Yang Fan's eyes lower unconsciously, aiming at Bai Suzhen's /buttocks/, and at the same time showing a bad smile.
"What to see?".
Seeing Yang Fan's strange eyes staring at her, Bai Suzhen didn't know what this bastard was thinking.
It was tight, and suddenly a fierce expression appeared, but the thoughts in my mind couldn't help but fly to a certain night......