"Hey, how do you slap people's faces, dead fat!"

Dead fat?

This clear voice sounded, for fat people, 'dead fat people' is the biggest taboo, taking other people's bodies to talk about things, which in itself is an insult, but also a kind of impoliteness.

The fat man turned his head and saw a young woman in a beautiful figure sitting in the corner calling him.

The fat man's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly put down the waiter who was picking it up politely, and then smiled with a smile on his eyebrows.

"Xianjia, your dishes are ready, please use them slowly!"

Another waiter hurriedly brought a tray of dishes to the fat man, and set the table in an orderly manner.

Originally, the dead fat man wanted to go over to greet the woman who greeted him, but he was disturbed by the waiter who served the food, and he suddenly felt displeased, but when he thought of maintaining a good impression, he could only say 'thank you' with a smile on his face.

When the waiter heard this, he immediately looked goosebumps, and thought to himself, could it be that this Hengrou brother took the wrong medicine today? I don't usually see him treating people so politely.

Still, he said 'you're welcome' and ran away.

The fat man walked over to the young woman with a full face, and called out politely, "Cuckoo Fairy, why are you here?"

"Dead fatty, why do you bully people with fat meat, are you willing to eat the food if it is not cooked? Or do you have no patience to cultivate, and you deliberately pretend to be a man with the usual rules?"

"Cuckoo Fairy, I'm a well-behaved and patient person, but it's just that it's raining heavily today, so I'm a little out of shape, and I hope you don't take it to heart. ”

"Our Yuquan Palace is not a place to bully the weak, if you want to enter the door wall of Yuquan Palace, in addition to qualification cultivation, you must also have moral cultivation, but you can't be impulsive like some barbarians!"

The cuckoo fairy spoke earnestly and taught earnestly.

Although she seems to be extremely bitter, she is actually the fat man who is evil in her mouth.

"Cuckoo Fairy, Qi Yiqu knows, he must cultivate his self-cultivation and strive to obtain the qualification to enter the gate wall of Yuquan Palace as soon as possible. ”

"That's good, it's early winter, and the weather is getting colder, don't do something chilling to live up to other people's high hopes and expectations for you. ”

"Thank you for the fairy's teachings, and the strange song will definitely live up to high expectations. ”

Qi Yi said goodbye, and quickly withdrew his seat, for fear that this cuckoo fairy would pick on him again.

As an immortal born and raised in Yingzhou Immortal Island, in order to enter the Yuquan Palace, their Qi family has made a lot of decisions, so much so that he himself wants to make up his mind to lose weight.

But after a year, not only did he not lose weight, but he gained more than 30 pounds, so obesity has become a hard wound in his heart, and some people dare to call him fat to death, which is definitely touching his reverse scales.

It's just that this time he was called so by the cuckoo fairy, and he was helpless.

The apprentice of the Nine Shadows called him, although it was not good, it was also to give him face, the more he called it, the more he called it, it showed that people regarded him as their own, and what else did he demand.

"Dead fatty, have you bullied people and come to the drunken building to mess around?"

An old voice came, and Qi Yiqu's lungs were about to explode with anger.

I saw an old man with white temples and a slightly disheveled beard walking in, and an old gourd hanging from his tree cane, which looked like it was filled with wine.

"Wine man, what kind of wind is blowing today, actually blowing you here?" the waiters hurriedly and respectfully went up to greet and support.

"What's the matter? This drunken building has changed his career to not sell alcohol, and he wants to drive me out of this bad old man?"

"No, of course not! You're a wine connoisseur, and it's too late for us to welcome you, so how can we drive you away." Besides, you can brave the storm to come to our drunken building, but it gives us a big face, otherwise how can you be worthy of the word 'wine fairy'. The owner of the drunken building also greeted him with a smile.

"Well, that's good, the old rules, the best thousand-year-old cellar, a full gourd, don't mix half a drop of water to blind my old man!"

"The wine you always want, we naturally don't dare to mix it with water, otherwise if you don't come again, won't you smash the signboard of our drunken building!"

Youshui is the owner of the drunken building, and the Youshui is the meaning of wine, so the drunken building was opened.

"A few days ago, I went to the Liuxian Stack in Abbot Continent, and it turned out that a gourd of good wine was really wasted, and the kid in Beimingao mixed three taels of spring water in it, and wanted to fool me, so I counted him down, and I didn't give a penny. No, the pit and the abducted stack was unlucky, and he got into trouble with the kid from Nanmen, so he found an excuse to demolish the Liuxian stack alive. ”

Youshui helped the wine man sit down and said, "Your little grandson is doing well, the dishes in Liuxianzhan are delicious, and the utensils are also exquisite, but the good wine has some moisture, I have eaten it twice, and I don't think it's good." ”

"Not to mention, your chef just can't catch up with the chef of Liuxian Inn, and now that place is gone, why don't you go to those dozens of chefs and invite them to come to your drunken mansion to take charge." ”

"I've already gone to please, but it's just going to take a while. ”

"That's good, that's good!" said the wine fairy.

As for Qi Yiqu, he has long been wilted, and the drunkard wine fairy is a master who can't be provoked, and he dares to call for it.

"What do you want to eat today?" asked Youshui.

"A plate of oily peanuts, a pound of deer tongue, plus three golden carp galls, good for wine. ”

"Okay, sit down, old man, I'll get it myself. Youshui smiled, and then went into the kitchen.

"By the way, what was the name of the dead fat man just now, could it be that he was looking for faults?"

"No, it's mainly because the dishes he asked for were cooked slowly, and when he saw that the latecomers had eaten them, he lost his temper and beat people. The waiter patiently explained.

"I see, that's why I said that your chef is not good, this main dish is very particular about the heat, if you don't grasp it accurately, it is naturally not easy to cook, the skills of steaming and stir-frying are all in the mind, how to attract the tongue of the diner, this is the most important thing. The good food of Liuxian Stack is that you don't get tired of eating, although your food is not bad, but it is easy to avoid eating, and you will get tired of eating it for three or five or two days. Blindly pursuing good food, the recipe is also regarded as the guideline, there is no new creation, and there is no consideration of how to attract customers for a long time. As a chef, the most important thing is how to capture the taste of your customers and make them never get tired of eating. ”

"And that dead fat man, he should drink less and go on a diet. If you eat too much and have indigestion and the whole length of fat is gone, won't you waste money and food in vain, and you won't be able to repay the effect of health preservation? Good dishes should not be greasy to eat, nourish the heart and not fatten the body. The wine fairy glanced at each other and chattered.

That Qi Yiqu listened carefully, although a dead fat man on the left and a dead fat man on the right screamed, but he didn't dare to attack, and when he heard the back, his heart was still very useful.

Yes, it's all to blame for those mediocre chefs who don't think about the guests, if he meets a good chef with good dishes, he can't eat fat no matter how good it is, how good it would be!

Qi Yiqu was born in the Qi family and grew up in Yingzhou, so he naturally heard that the immortals with nicknames are all immortals who have cultivated well, can't they hide if they can't be provoked?

He didn't know much about the strength of this wine fairy, but he had heard that he had subdued the thunder fairy with one move five years ago.

From this point of view, this wine fairy seems to be down, but in fact, he is at least in the God King Realm, or the Great God Realm.

Qi Yiqu can be arrogant, but in front of this old man, he doesn't even dare to let go of a fart, but can only be a man with his tail between his legs.

Xue Jian ate the dishes on the table, but he enjoyed it quite a bit.

This delicacy is already the best of the best, but the wine fairy is still picking bones in the eggs, and it is really a full man who does not know that he is hungry.

The so-called 'increase for learning, and daily loss for the Tao', the desire for good fortune is originally delusional in the heart, which is not only not conducive to cultivation, but also has no benefit to the common people in the world.

It can be seen that the wine fairy is full of charm, his face is red and his teeth are white, and he is a powerful Weng Su at all, which makes him secretly surprised a lot.

In the wine cellar, the new waiter scooped up a scoop of good wine and poured it into the gourd, but the gourd, which was not too big or small, was not satisfied.

"Could it be that this gourd is weird?"

The waiter thought about it, put it into another jar, looked at it, and it was only about thirty percent, and he was secretly surprised in his heart, knowing that this wine fairy was extraordinary.

He was not in a hurry, and installed nine altars before and after, and the gourd was completely full.

walked out with a jar under his arm, and happened to meet the landlord who personally served the wine and food, and hurriedly shouted: "Landlord, this gourd is weirdly tight, but it is only full of nine altars." ”

"You didn't mix the water, did you?" asked Youshui.

"The landlord has to entertain specially, I haven't been here for a long time, how dare I deceive. ”

"That's good, this old man is not ordinary, we must be careful to serve, and we must not go against it. With that, the landlord Youshui walked towards the hall.

I watched the wine fairy chew the fried peanuts with a chopstick, and then comfortably poured half a bowl of wine.

Youshui asked worriedly: "Winemaker, what do you think of the old man?"

"Well, it's very good, the more you eat, the more fragrant it is, it's very interesting, your craft has grown a lot, but it's a pity that as a steward, you can't cook often, which is a pity. ”

The wine man picked up the wine gourd and shook it a few times, listening carefully and listening, as if enjoying music.

"Okay, it's really good, you haven't mixed a drop of water, your kid is stronger than Bei Minggao, and you are a material for doing big things. ”

After speaking, he touched his sleeve again, as if catching lice, and finally found a string of huge pearls and put it on the table, and said: "Good goods are good for good goods, not bad money!"