Chapter 29: Legends
At five o'clock, Li Xiaogang's daughter-in-law came back with his little Lori Xinling, and not long after, Ma Hongxiang and Tang Guoqing's daughter-in-law also came to meet.
I don't know when Li Xiaogang informed their daughter-in-law, anyway, when they came, they prepared to eat something, and the food that night was really hearty and delicious.
Li Xiaogang and their daughter-in-law are very good at cooking, and the food they make is really delicious.
I suddenly thought: Of course, if you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you must find a virtuous person, and it is best to go to the kitchen and the hall. Otherwise...... Let Guo Tingting, Lin Miaoyin, and Liao Xurong do a cooking competition or something. When the time comes, find more people to evaluate, and the one who wins in the end will be my wife?
I couldn't help but laugh at the idea of my own. Unfortunately, I don't need them to cook at home, so what should I do?
Thinking about it, I suddenly remembered Qin Ziyao again. If it is a good cooking skill, Qin Ziyao will definitely win, because the things she makes are indeed delicious......
Unfortunately, I will never be able to eat it.
Even if I am now an earth spirit body and have the ability to reach the heavens, but so what? I couldn't bring her back to life.
"Hey, what are you kid snickering at here alone? And you're smiling so ugly. Li Xiaogang put his arm around my shoulders and said.
At this time, Li Xiaogang, their daughter-in-law and children had already eaten, and they were watching TV and chatting together on the sofa. Now there are only four of us brothers at the dinner table, and they are all a little drunk.
Seriously, I have a rare sense of ease and joy with them. Here, too, I try to restrain my momentum, which I know is scary, and I don't want my best friend to be afraid of me.
"Nothing." I hurriedly said with a smile.
Tang Guoqing drank the most lightly, and even his neck was red at this time, so he interjected and said, "You're still worried about those women, aren't you?" I would say there's no need to worry, what's there to worry about? Anyway, just let it be. ”
Ma Hongxiang also said: "If you want me to say, don't get married at all, don't get married, so that the three women can fight slowly, and you will change one a day." So that you can have two days a week each, and then have Sunday off, hahaha......"
Tang Guoqing glared at Ma Hongxiang and said to me: "Little knife, don't pay attention to him ~ ghost, it's better to be kind." You still have to think about which one you like the most, and then marry which one, just start from your own heart. ”
I smiled and said, "By the way, what Old Tang said is called human language." ”
"What do you mean by that?" Ma Hongxiang glared and said, "Don't you say I'm not human?" So what am I not human? Is it still a ghost? ”
All three of us laughed.
"I think you do look a bit like that." Li Xiaogang said with a smile.
Ma Hongxiang himself laughed: "Then what kind of ghost do you say, what kind of ghost do I look like?" ”
"I see you like ...... Bloodsucker. Tang Guoqing said with a smile.
At this time, Li Xiaogang's daughter-in-law was walking from the sofa to the dining table, and Tang Guoqing didn't dare to talk nonsense.
Li Xiaogang suddenly laughed and said, "Have you ever seen such a fat vampire? ”
Not really.
Ma Hongxiang is in business, he has been socializing a lot outside over the years, and his body has begun to be fat and deformed, he has gained weight several times compared to that year, and a beer belly is like being pregnant for a few months.
"You're so drunk, why are you talking about ghosts?" Li Xiaogang's daughter-in-law came to the dining table and said with a smile, "What about vampires, don't be so scary at night, okay?" ”
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law heard Li Xiaogang's daughter-in-law's words, and immediately came over with great interest and said, "Are you talking about vampires?" ”
"What? Are you interested in vampires? Tang Guoqing said.
"No," Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law said, "I happened to be bored at work today, and I went on the Internet and happened to see the story of vampires." ”
She is in charge of shipping in a pharmaceutical company, and she is really idle at work, so she has been working there for more than ten years, and her salary is still only about 3,000.
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law continued mysteriously: "Have you heard of the vampire incident in Cheng~Du back then? ”
"I haven't heard of it," Tang Guoqing said with interest, "what's going on?" Let's hear about it. ”
At this time, Tang Guoqing's daughter-in-law and children all gathered around.
"What are you doing here? Little children, can't listen to this! Li Xiaogang's daughter-in-law said, drove a few children back to watch TV, and she was also there to suppress them, not letting them come here.
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law pulled a chair and sat down, and Tang Guoqing's daughter-in-law stood beside Tang Guoqing.
"If you want to talk about it, I don't know if it's true or false." Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law saw that everyone was paying attention to her, and she was immediately very happy, and said in a low voice.
"Back then, it seems that in the ninety-fifth year, the Wuhou Temple of the four ~ Chuancheng ~ capital knew it, right? The archaeological team dug up three dried corpses near the Wuhou Temple, which were later confirmed to be the corpses of the Qing Dynasty. Ouch, those three dried corpses, although they are said to be dry corpses, look like living people! How can it be the same? Except for the muscles that were shriveled due to blood loss, everything else was good, as if a living person had fallen asleep. But it doesn't look like he's asleep. Why? Because these three dried corpses have their eyes open! It's round, and it's scared to death! ”
I have known Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law for more than ten years, and I know that she has always spoken in this style, exaggerated and verbose.
"How could this be?"
"It must be your bragging!"
"The Qing Dynasty has been around for hundreds of years now, even if the body is not broken, the eyes are always broken, right? Still like a living person, with eyes still open? The devil will believe you! ”
“……”
Everyone expressed disbelief.
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law was anxious, raised her voice and said, "Tell you that you don't believe it!" One of our companies is from Chengdu, and today I discussed this matter with him, and he said it was true! Back then, the entire Cheng~ was frightened by this incident! ”
"Okay, okay, trust you for now." Tang Guoqing's daughter-in-law said, "What happened later?" ”
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law said: "The dried corpses were dug up, of course the archaeological team had to put them away, and then sent someone to guard them." But when I woke up the next day, ouch, guess what? The three dried corpses were gone, and they couldn't be found! ”
Tang Guoqing's daughter-in-law's face turned white with a "swish", and said, "Really...... Is it really gone? ”
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law's face also turned pale, and she said, "Isn't it? What my colleague said was even more terrifying than I said! Later, within a few days, I found several zombies, biting people everywhere, among them, there were these three missing dried corpses! ”
Li Xiaogang also seemed to believe it a little, and said: "Is there really a zombie bite? Has anyone seen it with their own eyes? ”
"I don't know if anyone has seen it with their own eyes." Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law said, "Anyway, this matter is vividly said, saying that those zombies have long and sharp teeth, and they bite when they see people, and some people are bitten to death, and some people are not dead, and they have become zombies." ”
Li Xiaogang said suspiciously: "If no one sees it with their own eyes, it can't be said to be true." ”
Ma Hongxiang said: "That's not necessarily. Even if someone actually saw it with their own eyes, they were definitely not allowed to talk nonsense everywhere. ”
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law said: "Then it must be to block the news." My colleague also said that at that time, the school teachers asked the students to go home quickly after school, the parents did not allow their children to go out, and some even put hammers or evil spirits next to the pillows to prepare for the zombies at any time. Anyway, this kind of thing is rather credible than believable, and everyone is very afraid. ”
Tang Guoqing hurriedly asked, "What about later?" How did this matter then be resolved? ”
Ma Hongxiang's daughter-in-law said: "Then I don't know, anyway, this matter slowly faded away." Some people say that several more bodies were later found, apparently burned to death. Everyone said that it was the zombies that were burned to death with flamethrowers. The zombie is invincible, and can only be burned with a flamethrower. ”