A dried salted fish: "Are you a beauty?" If it's a beauty, it's going to explode, and I only hug the beauty. ”

Childe Fu Su: "Salted fish boss, don't be like this, you can treat me as a beautiful woman, I really don't mind." ”

A dried salted fish: "Roll ......"

Childe Fusu: "Why don't I go to the Internet and search for fake photos of Internet celebrities to deceive you?" You think it's me? ”

A dried salted fish: "Roll ......"

Old things: "Please choose me for online dating, there is no ex on the whole network, you don't admit it!" I'm green and you can, you're green and I'm damn! 365 fake photos, I have the look you like, salted fish boss consider considering? ”

A dried salted fish: "Do you want to be beaten???

Childe Fusu: "If you kill me, I will also have an online relationship with you!! ”

A dried salted fish: ".........."

The flowers in the south of the city are blooming: "Can you stop saying the word online dating?" I feel my heart hurting. ”

The big demon king purple shirt: "You went to face the base of the noodles and a grandmother?" And then was touched by the grandmother and lost a fortune? ”

The flowers in the south of the city are blooming: "It's worse than this." ”

Childe Fu Su: ", Lao Tzu likes to listen to gossip the most, Chengnan, tell me quickly, I promise not to laugh at you!" ”

Great Demon King Jiuzhou: "And me, I laugh very high, I promise not to laugh at you." ”

Passing Story: "The gaffer is in place, the photographer is in place, the sound engineer is in place, please start your show!" ”

Chengnan flowers bloomed: "When I was young and frivolous, I was in an online relationship with a woman, and I was in it for more than two years, I felt that I was immersed in happiness every day, and then we made an appointment to meet during the summer vacation, and she was still saying that she was waiting for me at Daming Lake." ”

Great Demon King Jiuzhou: "Hahahaha? Daming Lake, is it a summer rain lotus? ”

The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom: "..........."

Childe Fusu: "What's so funny about this, Jiuzhou, shut up and listen to Chengnan continue." Childe Fushu looked at the alliance channel and trembled, but in order to continue to listen to the follow-up, he could only hold back his laughter and scold.

The flowers in the south of the city are blooming: "The day of meeting is getting closer and closer, I even bought a train ticket, and I am waiting for the day of departure, the result." ”

The Great Demon King Purple Shirt: "What is the result?" ”

"A week before we met, she told me that she had a respiratory infection and was admitted to the ICU, and that we were playing games together the day before. ”

A dried salted fish: Isn't the "..........." respiratory infection just a cold?

Great Demon King Butterfly: "..........."

Childe Fusu: "..........."

Old things: "Well, with all due respect, isn't a respiratory infection just a cold?" ”

The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom: "..........."

There was a few seconds of silence on the Alliance channel, and after a few seconds, Seongnam blossomed before continuing.

Chengnan flowers bloomed: "How did I know that a respiratory infection was a cold, and I still felt guilty that I was too playful and didn't take care of her." ”

Great Demon King Jiuzhou: "Hahahahaha.........."

Big Demon King Butterfly: "No, why do you believe it when she says it?" ”

Chengnan flowers bloomed: "She also took me a picture of the hospital, and now that I think about it, I feel that I was very stupid back then, what oxygen tube, obviously it is a headphone cable, why don't you need to wear a hospital uniform in the ICU?" ”

Childe Fu Su: "Trance hahahaha." "No, he can't hold it anymore.

The Great Demon King Purple Shirt: "What happened later?" ”

"Later, later she said that she was going to enter the operating room, and I prayed to the heavens that she was safe." ”

A dried salted fish: "...........".

Chengnan flowers bloomed: "After the operation, she said that she would definitely succeed, let me not worry, and said that if the operation was really unsuccessful, she also asked me to find a better girlfriend." ”