Chapter 85, a slap in the face, the world is really poignant [second update]
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Chu Qianxun was wearing slippers and hot pants, with bare white legs, and got up early.
I have to say that Qin Heigou's house is comfortable to fall asleep, the heating is very sufficient, and there are no nightmares, it seems that the whole house has a sleep aid effect, and he sleeps until dawn.
Thinking about how many ghosts there are in Qin Kun's house, Chu Qianxun knows that it must be the reason for the ghost difference.
After washing, he poured himself a glass of warm boiled water, Chu Qianxun drank it with a bang, and the whole person came to life.
She saw that the guest house was closed, and calculated the time, under normal circumstances, Qin Kun works in the afternoon, and this time has been changed to noon, and he will not get up early in the morning. This bad habit must be changed.
So Chu Qianxun went into the kitchen, fiddling with bottles and cans, and fried eggs.
20 minutes later, Qin Kun was sleeping in a daze, when he suddenly felt an itchy nose, scratched it, realized something, and suddenly opened his eyes.
"Ahh!!h Qin Kun was so frightened that his head hit the wall, and then he looked at the ghost, his face was pale, his facial features were mediocre, and his appearance was very strange. He was actually wearing little sheep pajamas, his hair was black and straight, and his two big white legs were exposed, which made people's eyes hurt.
Qin Kun said angrily: "Chu Qianxun! Who makes a mask early in the morning! You're so sick! ”
Chu Qianxun had a mask on her face, which was extremely white, and she couldn't speak clearly, "You are sick." Cut the and get up and eat! ”
"Sorry! I'll sleep again. "Qin Kun is obviously the kind of person who has the urge to get up, and if this kind of person is not woken up in a gentle way between the sexes, it is very likely that he will be angry.
Qin Kun covered his head with the quilt and pressed his hands on the quilt: "Warn you, don't call me, I have never been very pitiful." ”
"Huh?" Chu Qianxun ignored Qin Kun's threat, saw Qin Kun's wrist, and took a look.
How so?
Chu Qianxun was shocked.
May 9, anti-dragon head, the hardest filial piety hand.
Among them, Dai Xiaoshou is talking about bone physiognomy.
In the past dynasties, the tengu has been wearing filial piety for the sky, and the wrist bone is much thicker than ordinary people, also known as 'filial piety bone'.
The bone brace skin is white, the wrist is thick, and it looks more powerful.
In Yuetanshan Park before, when he met Qin Kun for the first time, Chu Qianxun discovered Qin Kun's difference.
But today, when she saw Qin Kun, her wrists seemed to be much thicker!
"Qin Kun, have you been bumping into ghosts a lot lately?"
Chu Qianxun asked suspiciously, she heard her grandfather Chu Dao say that filial piety represents karma, and only ghost hunters who frequently hit ghosts and kill ghosts will have the growth of filial piety.
Qin Kun's voice came from under the quilt: "Farts are frequent, I want to see them more often, but there are few little ghosts in Linjiang City who dare to come out and hang out." ”
"Then how did your wrist bones thicken?"
"Masturbation, no."
Chu Qianxun was furious, raised his little foot and kicked towards Qin Kun's quilt.
Qin Kun sat up suddenly, covered his crotch, and said in disbelief: "Where to kick it, I almost cut off my children and grandchildren!" My Qin family's generation is a single transmission! ”
"Less nonsense, eat!"
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After breakfast, Qin Kun got on the bus and rushed to the unit.
Nima...... There is an extra woman in the family, how can everything happen. You can't even get some sleep. Qin Kun had dark circles under his eyes, and the jet lag in the Ten Dead Cities had not yet returned, and he was very tired.
The cold wind poured into his neck, Chu Qianxun only had a video conference today, so he didn't have to go to the company, and said that he could lend the car to Qin Kun, but unfortunately Qin Kun couldn't drive.
The bus drove all the way to the terminal, which was a village outside the Third Ring Road, called Dangjia Village, a little distance from the funeral home, Qin Kun found a place where no one was around, and took out the bicycle from the flexible space.
"Huh?"
didn't ride far, there was a cry in the village, which became clearer and clearer, Qin Kun looked and found that a large family had died, and relatives were crying.
Originally, Qin Kun had seen a lot of funerals, but today was faintly different, in broad daylight, black clouds were shrouded on the top of the party's village, and the wind was seeping.
Qin Kun saw that behind a group of crying people, there was a phantom standing figure, an old man.
"Actually...... It's a ghost. ”
In the ghost containment system, level 10~19 is divided into wild ghosts, which can wander alone, and are not afraid of light, have a certain aggressiveness, and can spell, but are afraid of things with heavy yang energy.
And the powerful ghost, it is level 20~29, which can devour yin and evil cultivation and absorb yang energy!
Qin Kun saw the ghost standing behind the crowd, looking in the direction of the mourning hall from time to time, Qin Kun decided to go over and see what he wanted to do.
In Dangjia Village, the mourning hall of that big family, the portrait of the deceased is an old lady, and the crying spirit may be the old lady's children, who are panicked and miserable.
"Mom- why did you go all of a sudden-woooo
A woman in her 50s knelt on the ground, dressed a little classy, beside her, several middle-aged men, who seemed to be the sons of the deceased, pursed their lips and persuaded: "Sister, get up, Mom left a little suddenly, a few days ago, Mom said that she always saw some strange shadows in the house, Xinxin also said that he saw it, it was those strange shadows that took away his grandmother." I invited some mages to do a ritual so that I could give my mother a ride. ”
The woman cried for a while, and was helped down by a few people, and a few people in charge of the affairs were in charge of the white affairs, invited a blowing team, and called a yellow-robed Taoist priest to do it.
Behind the crowd, the phantom old man saw the Taoist priest's practice, pursed his lips and sneered: "Now anyone dares to swagger and deceive, practice?" It's ridiculous. ”
The phantom old man stood behind a crying woman, took a deep breath, and the woman's eyes went black and fainted.
Several middle-aged men exclaimed when they saw it: "The third sister (third sister) is overly sad and faint, quickly carry it down and rest!" ”
The Phantom Old Man took a deep breath behind several people in a row, and all of them felt tired, but none of them fainted like the woman.
The phantom old man patted his belly, felt that it was almost over, and was about to turn his head and leave.
But as soon as he turned around, he met a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling.
"Busy?"
The phantom old man found that the young man in front of him was actually talking to himself?
The phantom old man was not sure, he didn't answer, and wanted to bypass Qin Kun and leave, but found that his neck was hugged.
It was Qin Kun.
"I said old ghost, you have some skills. Dare to come out in broad daylight to inhale yang energy? Qin Kun said with a smile.
The phantom old man was a little frightened on his face: "You...... Can you see me?! ”
Qin Kun raised his finger to his mouth: "Shh, come and talk, otherwise others will still treat me as a psychopath." ”
Qin Kun clamped the old ghost and pulled it to a corner where no one was paying attention.
"Tell me, did I overtake you or something?"
Qin Kun asked directly.
After the phantom old man was shocked, a playful expression flashed on his face: "Young man, you have some ability, but it's a pity that you are too arrogant, right?" Young people like you, I saw a lot before I died, and I didn't live long. The phantom old man sighed, as if he said seriously.
The phantom old man seems to be a person of status before his death, and when he speaks, his bearing is extraordinary. And the shroud on the body is properly cut and beautifully made, obviously newly burned by the family during the recent Cold Food Festival.
Qin Kun smiled: "It's all dead, it's not okay to return the cow." ”
The phantom old man also smiled: "You are the little Taoist priest of the surrounding Taoist temples, right?" Don't think it's great to be able to see ghosts, there are some ghosts you can't eat. ”
"Old ghost, to be honest, none of the judgments you just made were correct, and you don't seem to have figured out the situation." Qin Kun saw that this phantom old man was level 27, one level higher than the headless ghost and the smiling ghost, but Qin Kun didn't feel jealous at all.
The phantom old man didn't speak, and suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Qin Kun's neck.
It's just that two figures appeared in front of Qin Kun, one had no head and was strong and tall, and the other was a seven or eight-year-old child, his eyes were weirdly bent, and he looked at the phantom old man with a smile.
As soon as the two appeared, the phantom old man found that his claws were easily grabbed by the headless ghost.
"Who are you?! How can you still raise ghosts! The Phantom Old Man was shocked, and with a shock of his wrist, he shook the headless ghost's hand away.
Qin Kun was also a little stunned, and said in surprise: "I have a little ability." There don't seem to be many ghosts like you in Linjiang City. ”
Qin Kun simply released all the ghosts.
"Niu Meng, call me! This old guy dares to suck people's yang energy in broad daylight! must have done a lot of evil, maybe he killed the old lady who died in this family! ”
The phantom old man found that 4 ghosts appeared in front of him in a row! And looking at the ghost aura on their bodies, they are not much weaker than themselves.
The phantom old man knew that he had kicked the iron plate now.
With a bang, the phantom old man was hit in the eye socket, and he wanted to talk about peace, but he was punched in the nose again.
"You can't win!!" The Phantom Old Man was furious and kicked the skinner, but he felt a tearing pain in the crotch of his pants.
The pain was transmitted to the nerve center as quickly as an electric current, and the old ghost let out a terrible cry, and bent to the ground like a shrimp.
"A slap in the face, the world is so poignant." Qin Kun shook his head and sighed, this kind of dispatch that specializes in the next three ways is too miserable, and it simply doesn't give the opponent a way to live.
The old ghost snorted snot bubbles, and at this moment, his heart was cold and sad.
Nima, I'm also an old ghost with a name and a surname, how did I meet so many hooligan scum! Flirting with legs is simply not decent!
He saw that the headless ghosts were very respectful of the smiling ghost's flirtatious legs, and he was eager to try, his crotch was cold, and he shrank his neck and shouted: "Little brother! Wait a minute! Listen to me explain, this dead old lady is really not my fault, and we can discuss something!! ”
"Less nonsense, old ghost! I don't think you're a good thing! Not negotiable! The headless ghost picked up something and covered the old man's head, kicked out his legs, and shouted excitedly: "This trick is really cool! ”
"I'll try, I'll try!" A few ghosts shouted.
A group of ghosts almost swarmed up, and the old ghost begged for mercy loudly: "Stop fighting!" Brothers of the way, raise your noble hands, your own people, your own people!! ”
The skinning ghost was comfortable and laughed heroically: "I like the thing of skinning for the people!" Hey? The old man's head is so familiar...... Damn, headless ghost, you dare to take my human skin to cover people's heads!! I'll kill you! ”
Qin Kun saw that the old ghost was beaten to death, and he couldn't bear it: "Okay, stop." Listen to what the old ghost has to say. ”
Everyone fought heartily, and after the fists and feet stopped, the human skin on the old ghost's head was removed, and he wiped his tears with resentment: "You are not a serious Taoist priest!" ”
Why are you crying like this......
Qin Kun was speechless: "I didn't say that I was a serious Taoist priest at the beginning." ”
(To be continued)
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