Monday.

Ye Zhan returned to class, and it would take half a month to reformulate the school uniform.

Ye Zhan was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, light blue slacks, white sneakers, carrying a schoolbag, wearing a black mask, almost covering most of his face, sitting on his buttocks, lying on the table, depressed.

As his tablemate, Qin Ge naturally wanted to help him.

"It's class."

Ye Zhan ignored people and didn't say a word.

"You went to steal men at night?" Qin Ge said flutteringly.

Ye Zhan squinted his eyes and raised his head, and took out a piece of chalk from his pocket, and snorted ruthlessly!

Drew a 38 line!

Qin Ge watched the show and crossed his chest, "I don't believe you can take out a blackboard from your pocket and erase it!" ”

Ye Zhan had a cold face, and really took out a blackboard eraser from another pocket!

Qin Ge was dumbfounded, "There is a kind of you who will become a living person again!" I call you Zhan Ye! ”

Ye Zhan turned his head disdainfully, fell down and fell asleep again.

Qin Ge pursed his lips and looked at this man, the reality was withdrawn and self-contained, and the virtual commotion was skyrocketing!

See how I follow the network cable to teach you a lesson!

*

At night.

Qin Ge sharpened his knife and continued to chat with Ye Zhan awkwardly.

Dead wood in spring: Good evening ヽ (゚∀゚) ノ.

Qin Ge saw that the remarks were being typed...

Wild Dog: Do you use memes?

Qin Ge: ......

Yourself are disgusted??

Wild Dog: Like this...

Ye Zhan posted a series of emojis, and Qin Ge looked at them, they were all sand sculpture netizen emojis.

A song that is so handsome that no friends dedicate it to .jpg

The fat house cried .jpg

Wronged .jpg

Toward... The big guy bowed his head .jpg

……

Qin Ge admitted defeat, pursed his lips, and began to reply.

Dead Wood Fengchun: It seems that you are quite happy, but in reality you must be a heartless and happy person.

Wild Dog: Just tell me which drill you want, and I'll charge it for you.

Qin Ge is on fire! , is it so hard to be a good person to save you?!

Deadwood Fengchun: Can't you have a good chat? Isn't it okay to be a healthy and simple, happy and pure netizen?!

Wild Dog: The baby can't stand this grievance .jpg

Get a new lease on life:......

Wild Dog: You murder me?

Deadwood: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Wild Dog: I've never seen a netizen like you, don't talk about ambiguity, don't want money, I think you should be a good person, right?

When Qin Ge saw this, he almost cried tears in his eyes.

Oh my God, Ye Zhan finally believes that he is a good person! In the future, I must pour him chicken soup every once in a while!

Dead Wood Fengchun: You are also very good, you are real and not pretentious, and you still give people drills.

Wild Dog: Actually, I'm not happy, I'm very sad, very timid, very weak, and very withdrawn, I can't do anything well, I heard a psychologist say before, talking about a relationship, so that you can hone your courage, hone your strength.

Qin Ge has a black face, which bullshit psychologist said it?!

Dead Wood Spring: Are you an adult?

Qin Ge secretly hinted.

Wild Dog: Adult, of course!

Qin Ge's face is about to turn black into carbon! Swindler! Cyber crooks! Eighteen years old, only seventeen years old!

Deadwood Spring: It's good, you can do adult things.

Wild Dog: I don't like to make friends with people in real society, I think you're very good, you always want me to be happy and happy, so... Do we have online dating? (Well-behaved .jpg)

Qin Ge's hand trembled, and the phone almost hit him in the face again!

Online dating after knowing each other for two days?

Ye Zhan, are you so prodigal in the virtual world?