The dick man is dumbfounded!

"Oops! Ahem, ahem, help! I... Ahem, ahem... I didn't lie to you! ”

The dick man was pinched and was about to suffocate, Ye Zhan pushed him away, and the dick man fell on the floor with his ass.

The duck male snorted, and Ye Zhan immediately stood in front of him, looking at him like a giant statue.

Majestic and irresistible!

"You said you weren't a dead wood in spring?"

The dick man touched his neck and coughed, "I'm really not!" That's a stolen number from me, and I want to scam you out of some money. ”

Ye Zhan listened, but the only IP address was like this...

And one last question!

Ye Zhan thought of something, bent down and grabbed the dick with one hand.

The slippers of the dick silk man fell off, and he was so scared that he immediately shouted, "You! You! Where to take me? Police station? Feed! I didn't cheat a dime, and I couldn't file a case! ”

Ye Zhan ignored the dick and dragged him directly to the kitchen.

The things in the kitchen, including the tabletop, are all ashed, and Ye Zhan still has to confirm it.

"Stand up straight!"

The dick man listened to the order, and the waist pole immediately straightened, Ye Zhan pushed, and the dick man was pushed to the washing table.

"Big brother, what are you going to do? …”

The dick man felt that Ye Zhan in front of him seemed to have come out of a mental hospital.

"Cook!"

"You cook? Still is... I cook?? ”

The dick man trembled, and now he didn't dare to ask questions, for fear that Ye Zhan would pinch him again.

"You cook! I eat! ”

"Huh?!"

"Hurry up and cook!!"

As soon as Ye Zhan's order came out, the dick man shook his head left and right, turned around and came to the refrigerator, and as soon as he opened it, the stench that hadn't been cleaned up for a long time almost didn't smoke him to death!

"Damn, it stinks!"

The dick man pinched his nose, and Ye Zhan took a few steps back with a black face.

The fridge looked around and there were only a few rotten eggs.

"Only eggs..."

"Scrambled eggs, egg soup!"

Ye Zhan has never forgotten the delicacy of dead wood cooked in spring in his life, even eggs can be made into different delicacies.

But Ye Zhan overestimated the dick man too much, these ten fingers don't touch the spring water, this house was rented half a month ago, and the eggs are not his own...

Where will the vegetables be cooked?

The dick man looked at the egg and stared at him with wide eyes.

"Eggs... How to cook? ”

The dick man asked weakly, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Ye Zhan's eyes like laser rays, and he was as frightened as a little chicken.

Immediately picked up the pot, didn't even wash it, and put it directly on the induction cooker.

"Is it to put oil first? Or put the eggs first? ”

"You ask me?!"

Ye Zhan stared at the dick man like a law enforcer.

The dick man immediately picked up the oil drum on the floor that hadn't been used for an unknown amount of time, turned on the switch of the induction cooker, and the oil poured down in one go.

The oil was hot after a while, and the dick boy sparsely knocked a rotten egg on the table, and poured it directly into the hot oil pot with grinning.

The oil spots splashed in an instant made the dick man scream!

"It's hot! It's hot! ”

Ye Zhan looked at it, his face changed, he turned around and left indifferently without saying a word.

The dick man is still fighting with the eggs in the oil pan.

Turning his head and seeing Ye Zhan leaving, he was anxious.

"Big brother! Help me! Help me turn it off, my arm is burned and blistered! ”

As soon as the dick man finished speaking, Ye Zhan slammed the door and left.

This farce ended absurdly.

Qin Ge had been worried outside for a long time, and finally saw Ye Zhan come out!

And Ye Zhan's face is not very good...