Chapter Forty-Seven: Failure to Laugh
"Ding-dong." You Xiaotong's phone rang.
She grabbed her phone and looked at it, "Ah! The ground let out a scream.
"Hey! You Xiaotong, why are you so abnormal in the past two days? I've been in a state of excitement. Xia Jiaojiao looked dissatisfied.
You Xiaotong smiled sweetly at her: "I'm sorry, I'm going on a date today, and I'm dating the legendary prince of love songs, don't you say it's annoying?" ”
She snorted coldly: "Don't you even look in the mirror?" Will Shi Tian date you? Shi Tianyi waved his hand, there are rows of girls on our campus's 8,000 acres of land, you are just one of them, do you think it is possible? ”
She nodded, "Well, anything is possible. ”
She has become addicted to her own world.
The beautiful sun and blue sky, the spring breeze, the greenish willow branches, the budding buds, everything is interpreting the beauty of spring.
You Xiaotong felt extremely wonderful and excited.
In the distance, she saw Shi Tian sitting on a bench waiting for her.
She quickly stood in place and brushed her hair, touched her cheeks, pulled the corners of her clothes, and made sure that she was perfect, and then slowly walked over.
"Shi Tian." She whispered with a smile.
He got up expressionlessly: "Sit down." ”
You Xiaotong sat down slowly, her legs together, her hands on her thighs, looking like a lady.
"First of all, thank you for the flowers you gave me that day," he glanced at her.
"No thanks, no thanks." She tilted her head slightly
"And secondly, what I want to tell you is......" he paused.
She raised her eyes to him, expectant looks, "What? ”
He said coldly: "I don't like girls who take the initiative, and I'm a beauty controller, what other questions do you have?" If not, I hope you can treat me with the mentality of a fan, and stop asking me to meet you alone. ”
You Xiaotong looked at him blankly, as if she heard the sound of the bubble of fantasy bursting.
"Ah, that...... I just asked you to meet in the heart of a fan, I often say to my friends if I like you, so don't ...... Don't think about it. She couldn't recover for a moment.
He glanced at her: "I'm busy, don't talk to me privately in the future, I don't have that much time, of course, when you encounter voting or something, please support, goodbye." ”
"Ah, okay, goodbye." She seemed to be enchanted and pinned to a chair.
After a while.
A hand behind him gently patted her shoulder, "You Xiaotong!" I've seen it all, you're dating secretly? ”
Ding Dazhuang sat down on the bench steadily.
"Da Zhuang, I would have lit the moon with my heart, but the bright moon shone on the ditch." She said with a sad expression.
Ding Dazhuang was possessed by the essence of the play, and looked at You Xiaotong seriously: "Don't be sad, I'll tell you a joke, I remember when I was a child, I went out with my brother to play, but unfortunately I was targeted by a wild dog, my brother and I ran away, ran for a while, I really couldn't run, I said to my brother, brother, let's not run, what are you afraid of?" What about the two of us, it's still possible to kill it, if we keep running, how long are we going to run? As a result, my brother said to me that he didn't mainly want to run past the dog, he could just run past me, isn't it a bit informative? Haha......"
You Xiaotong still had a dumbfounded expression, as if his soul had been withdrawn.
"It's not funny, is it? One more thing. Another time, I brushed my teeth at night before going to bed, and when I was about to get the toothpaste, the power went out, alas! I finally touched the toothpaste, squeezed a little, don't you say, the toothpaste is really squeezed on the toothbrush, I brushed and brushed, called, I looked in the mirror, my mouth was full of black paint, I looked down, I took shoe polish as toothpaste! Hahahaha......" he said and laughed to himself.
You Xiaotong was silent.
"No, Xiaotong, why are you laughing so high today? Wasting my wonderful show in vain! His voice was soft, revealing helplessness.
"I was going to be laughed at by others and came out on a date, but he was ruthlessly rejected." She got up and walked forward slowly, completely ignoring Ding Dazhuang behind her.
Ding Dazhuang shouted at her back: "Hey, You Xiaotong! You also taught me high emotional intelligence? Your EQ has been out of line today! ”