Chapter 26: Still a Practitioner
It is very reassuring to be friends with Shu Yi.
She doesn't hold grudges, everything is solved at the moment, you don't have to worry about getting out with her, she will take revenge in the future.
She's tight-mouthed, and you don't have to worry about the secrets you tell her will be spread by her.
She is short-guarded, and you don't have to worry about being bullied, she will be indifferent to the sidelines.
She is also very fond of people, as long as she is recognized, your requirements are not excessive, she will follow you. But only if it ...... Don't touch her bottom line.
She is also very resolute, right to people and things, clean and neat. If you play with her...... Let's take a fist first.
What a good girl......
But!
Be friends with this kind of person, don't be a gossip party in itself!
Otherwise, you will always float on Shu Yi's bottom line, and you will not be careful...... It could be a fist.
Back in the day......
Her favorite thing to do is gossip.
Since becoming friends with Shu Yi, she has gone directly from the eight o'clock stall in the golden area to the sleeping stall in the middle of the night!
Gossip or something......
I remembered to talk about it.
Didn't think about it...... Then I didn't think about it.
But today...... Her gossip soul seems to be a little uncontrollable.
Ay.
Sighing silently in her heart, Fang Nana opened the match and invited Shu Yi.
"I play Assassin." The match was successful, and Fang Nana said.
She needs to sell her teammates with critical hits to stabilize her gossip soul.
"You dare to sell Lao Tzu...... Shu Yi understood Fang Nana's heart, and stared at her with a tilted head, "Lao Tzu will let you see the real crit!" ”
"Hey." Fang Nana listened to the music, "Isn't it okay to sell around you?" ”
"Wait to be reported." Shu Yi chose a hand, Milady.
She likes this hero very much, and she leaves after throwing her skills, as long as she is in the attack range, the cub can attack the opponent by herself.
Of course, in some ways, she plays this hero...... He is also an expert in selling his teammates.
"As long as you can win!" Fang Nana bared her teeth and chose Han Xin.
"Let's get started." Shu Yi slowly got up, not lying down so much.
This game took a bit long.
After Fang Nana sold her teammates, Shu Yi casually also sold her teammates.
In fact......
It can't be a sale of teammates, it's just that when you join the group, your passion is not high, your firepower is not big, and you throw your skills very leisurely and leave.
Several times, not only did Fang Nana cast her cannibalistic looks, but even passers-by and teammates couldn't stand it.
- Miledi, enough of patrolling the streets, right?
-Miledi, dressed as an emperor in a dress, can you wake up?
-Miledi, you throw skills, can you finish throwing them before leaving?!
"I can't." Shu Yi said arrogantly, and continued to wear a dress gracefully under Fang Nana's occasionally cannibalistic eyes, patrolling the streets in front of the emperor.
In the end, the game was won.
She...... Or MVP!
"Groove!" Fang Nana shouted unconvinced.
Judging from the data, Fang Nana's Han Xin killed the most people, but assisted the least, and died a lot.
Shu Yi's Milady is different, after all, he is an emperor who patrols the streets in a foreign costume, assists more than 30 times, dies once, and earns five heads at some point.
Shu Yi shared the results with a smile.
"Come again!" Fang Nana doesn't want to care about Lu Fengchen or any gossip soul now.
"Come on." Shu Yi was bored, so she accompanied Fang Nana.
Subsequently, the two opened five in a row.
During the period, there were long and short periods, and Fang Nana was satisfied with winning three MVPs.
Shu Yi also won an MVP when she was the emperor for the first time, and then she was either third or fourth in the team.
For these, Shu Yi's enthusiasm is not as high as Fang Nana.
She can play the king, just because Fang Nana likes it.
After the last fight, Shu Yi put down her phone, stood up and turned her arms, "It's time for lunch, right?" ”
"Do you know how to have lunch?" Shu Ziyu hugged Shu Beibei and lay on the recliner in the pergola.
"Did you do it?" Shu Yi asked with a smile.
"I'm waiting for you." Shu Ziyu said, "Sister Xue is translating to a critical moment, so it's not good to disturb her." ”
"Okay." Shu Yi twisted her neck, and there was a click. "Then I'll do it."
Shu Ziyu can cook.
It's just a cooked meal, and the little fool doesn't want to look at it.
Shu Yi walked up to Shu Ziyu, reached out and pinched the little doll's face, "What do you want to eat, baby?" ”
"Meat foam wife!" Shu Beibei shouted.
At this sound, the startled people who were still moving suddenly froze in place.
"Meat foam...... Wife? Sun Hao hugged a table and looked at them with a frightened expression.
"Eat so chic?!" Lu Nan looked dumbfounded.
"Is it delicious?" Lu Fengchen asked solemnly: "Meat foam wife." ”
"Get out." Shu Yi glared at him angrily.
"Delicious!" Shu Beibei shouted: "Sister's meat foam wife is the best!" ”
"Ancestor." Shu Yi turned around and pinched the little doll's face, "That's an eggplant!" Eggplant with minced meat! ”
"Really?" Shu Beibei raised her eyes and said innocently: "Dad just called his wife." ”
"Dad is obviously calling his wife." Shu Yi remembered an incident a long time ago.
Mom asked Dad what he wanted to eat.
Dad said eggplant.
Mom asked again, what eggplant.
Dad thought for a while, then raised his voice and shouted, "Meat foam...... Wife! ”
Shu Beibei was only three years old at the time.
Just at the age of ignorance and confusion.
Hearing my dad shouting like this, I was startled, and I ran to my dad with my little short legs, hugged my father's calves, and said pitifully: "Dad, why do you want to eat Mom?" ”
Meat foam, she knows, big pieces of meat, pop, pop, become scum slag.
Wife, she also knows, mom, dad often call mom wife.
Meat foam wife, mother, pop, smack, become scum.
As soon as this kind of equal sign was drawn, Shu Beibei's big eyes burst into tears along with the question.
Dad was also frightened when he saw it.
In the end, it took a long time to clarify with Shu Beibei's classmates that what he wanted to eat was meat foamed eggplant.
How......
Shu Beibei was just babbling at that time.
Where to shout eggplant, wife's.
Then she may get used to it, and this girl can't be screwed up.
When it comes to eggplant, she becomes the wife of meat.
Usually forget it.
Now that she was shocked, she thought it would be better to correct and modify it.
But......
"Meat foam wife?" Lu Fengchen's voice came again, "How does it taste?" ”
"Death to you!" Shu Yi grabbed the pillow in the little doll's arms and threw it towards Lu Fengchen.
The soles of Lu Fengchen's feet turned slightly, and he easily dodged. With a wave of his long arm, he grabbed the pillow very handsomely.
"Beautiful!" Fang Nana shouted excitedly.
Shu Yi looked at it, slightly fascinated by her eyes, "Is it okay...... is still a hidden practitioner. ”