162. Fanwai II
I don't know how long it took, but the carriage finally stopped. Dilis jumped out of the carriage, carefully took out his money belt, carefully took out his last three silver coins from it, and handed them to the coachman with tears in his eyes.
Never thinking that he would one day have a headache over money, he gave Elsa a vicious look as he got out of the carriage and looked around. If it weren't for the fact that there was a rule in this training that dark magic should not be used visibly in front of humans other than the brave, Dilis would really want to fix her properly.
"What are you looking at my sister for?"
Diriski gritted his teeth and said, "What are you doing?
Elsa looked at Dilis with a puzzled expression. In fact, Dilis looked at Elsa with this expression, which was already very face-saving. If it weren't for the fear of revealing his identity, he would have used black magic to press Elsa to the ground and beat him violently.
The reason why Dilis is full of so many extreme thoughts about this goddess is because on the night three days ago, this beautiful goddess once again refreshed his three views.
On the night that Dilis became a brave man three days ago, Hammer XII invited the two to a dinner party in the evening, which was regarded as a send-off for the brave man. However, Elsa, who was very poor in drinking, got drunk and set Hammer XII's castle on fire with a heavenly fire. The heavenly fire is the fire of the gods, and ordinary water cannot extinguish it. After the people of the castle were evacuated, Hammer XII could only watch as his family, which had been passed down for generations, disappeared into a sea of flames.
In the end, the two were sent out of Hammer City by Hammer XII's "enthusiasm". After being sent out of Hammer City, Dilis discovers that Hammer XII had not given him a single piece of gold coins that he had promised him. While he was distressed, Elsa threw him a money bag.
When Diriss opened it, there were about twenty gold coins and some silver coins inside. Diris's eyes widened and he asked suspiciously, "The goddess also brings her own wallet when she goes out?"
Elsa pointed to the locked gate of Hammer City behind her, "That fat ball's money bag, I stole it, cut, what a poor ghost city lord, the standard wife is strict." That's the amount of money in the purse. Elsa's face was blank, as if she was complaining that there were too few gold coins in her purse.
Dilis looked at the money bag in his hand, his face became a little wooden, and he raised his head to look at Elsa, "Hey, you are a goddess... Is that really okay? When did you steal it? Haven't you been with me all the time?"
Elsa took the wallet in Dilis's hand and said indifferently: "Didn't you give the fat ball a warm hug before you left just now, you took it at that time." ”
Looking at Elsa's breezy appearance, Dilis's three views were once again refreshed by this "rogue" goddess. It was the first time he had seen a goddess stealing a mortal's wallet when he was so old, and he felt that even ordinary demons would not be able to do such a thing. And the eldest sister in front of her looked like an understatement. Dilis muttered over and over again in his heart: This is definitely a repeat offender... What should I do? Why do I feel like I've been kidnapped? Why do I feel this way as a demon king?
Looking at the stunned Diris, Elsa smiled proudly and patted Diris's shoulder: "It's okay." You go to rent a car, we go to Agana. ”
Dilis hid his face with one hand and said helplessly: "What kind of place is there? and... What the hell are you proud of? Stealing a wallet isn't an honorable thing. ”
Elsa turned her head to look at Dilis, and the corners of her mouth curved in a perfect arc, "Boy, you used to live in that ravine?" It's an adventurer's paradise, and Hammer City is very close to there. Go over there and get you a trick, otherwise how will you fight the Demon King?"
The corners of Dilis's mouth twitched slightly, "Ah, hehe, thank you... Haven't forgotten about buying me gear. I don't know why, through the smile on the corner of Elsa's mouth, Diriss always had a bad feeling. Dilisi secretly said in his heart: I want to stay away from this witch. No, I'm going to stay away from this goddess, it's terrifying.
And this bad feeling reappeared three days later after walking through the door of Agania.
After getting out of the carriage, the two began to look for a place to stay, and when they reached the door of a tavern called "Damu", Elsa stopped.
Elsa pointed to the tavern sign. Let's stay here today.
Dilis looked up at the sign hanging at the entrance of the tavern, and said in a serious manner, "Don't think that I don't know what the tavern sign looks like if I've never been to the tavern. Hey, I'm not old enough to drink, is it appropriate to stay in this shop? And is it really okay for you to drink? I saw that you ordered someone's house after just one drink that night. This shop ...... Could it be that you've been here before, and you've ordered it many times? Click to rebuild it again, build it again and order it again. You're really persistent. Do you usually lose money when you order other people's stores? You shouldn't pay for it, right? This time you ordered, we don't seem to be able to afford it. ”
Elsa suddenly hugged Diris's shoulders, put her face to her face, and said with a smile: "Boy, if you are so nagging, my sister doesn't mind helping the Demon King get rid of you." ”
Elsa's tone of voice and the green veins that pulsated on her forehead were very similar to those thugs that Dilis had seen when he was a child, blocking people by walls and saying the most cruel things with the most kind expressions.
Di Lisi swallowed and spat at the mouth, and complained frantically in his heart: What is the direction of the plot? I did so much data collection before coming to the human world...... Shouldn't all goddesses be the kind and gentle kind female angels who think about the brave everywhere? Why did I meet a goddess who wanted to help the demon king get rid of me at any time? Eh, no? I am also the demon king of this world...... If she gets rid of me, then she will not only destroy the brave, but also overthrow the demon king. What a shame... If you return to the Demon Realm, you will definitely be scolded, it's too embarrassing.
Di Lisi immediately piled up an innocent smile on his teenage face, and said gently: "My sister is right, where my sister said to live, we will live"
"it, mother-in-law. Okay, you just stand at the door, my sister will go to the room, and take you to the appliance store to buy equipment. With that, Elsa was about to walk into the tavern when she suddenly stopped, turned her head and glanced at Dilis with a dead eye, and said threateningly: "Be honest at the door, don't leave and don't come in." If I don't see you when I come out, then ...... Hehe, when I find you, I'll send you to God right away!"
After Dilis waited for half an hour, Elsa still hadn't come out. Dilis sat on a bench next to the tavern, a tired expression already piling up on his entire face. Although Dilis is the strongest of the younger generation in the Demon Realm, he is also the laziest person. Can sit and never stand, can lie down and never stand. This is his life credo. That's why he always puts an expression on his face that has nothing to do with him. But the tiredness on his face today was a real tiredness from the heart, and he needed to watch out for what Elsa wanted to do in his eyes. There was only what he couldn't think of, and there was nothing she couldn't do.
When the last rays of the sun sank into the distant sea level, Dilis finally couldn't help it. It's been four hours, and Elsa hasn't come out yet!
Dilis clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth: "Elsa, I have grown so big, you are the first woman who can release my pigeons for four hours." You're finished! This king is going to hammer you to the ground tonight!"
Dilis got up and walked to the door, pushed open the door, and yelled inside: "Elsa, you come out for Lao Tzu, I won't open your ass today, I'm not called Dilis!"
......
There was silence in the room, and Dilis was once again embarrassed by himself for five minutes in a tavern full of human atmosphere.
"Ah!" a miserable shout broke Diris's embarrassment, and when Diriss came back to his senses, he saw a group of strong men lying on the ground in the tavern. At the back of the bar, Elsa holds a wine bottle in her left hand and a handful of hair in her right hand. Beneath the tuft of hair in Elsa's hand, a strong man crouched on the ground with a cowering face like a beaten child, tears streaming down one after another.
The scene that caught his eye basically explained what was happening at the scene, and Dilis regretted his youthful and vigorous actions just now.
Dilis habitually swallowed again, and his brain began to rac, looking for ways to keep him alive. Suddenly, Elsa burped. Drunkenly said, "Yo,, haha, boy, you're in." Me, I just said I was going out to call you... You... We're staying here! I, I'm very fond of it, their wine, wine... That's good!" Elsa said, letting go of her hands, leaning back and falling asleep against the bar behind her.
Diriss cautiously walked over, and after confirming that Elsa was asleep, he looked at the bartender standing at the bar with some embarrassment, "I'm sorry, my companion is drunk." I'm sorry for your trouble. ”
The bartender shook his head as if nothing had happened, handed the bunch of keys to Dilis, and then continued to bow his head and wash his glass, saying, "The last room on the third floor." The other rooms were full, only one left. The lady has already paid for the room. Please help her up to rest. ”
Dilis nodded, picked up Elsa, and looked around again, "I take the liberty of asking, what just happened?"
The bartender stopped what he was doing, pointed to the strong man who had just been pulled into a bald by Elsa and said, "This young lady is a little drunk just after a drink." The guest laughed at her for drinking poorly. So I was beaten up by that young lady, oh yes, and so did the ones lying next to me. ”
The corners of Dilis's mouth twitched, and he swore that he would never let Elsa drink again, no matter what. Otherwise, I was afraid that before I reached the Arassus Mountains, I would be killed alive by the drunken Elsa.
When Dilis was about to help Elsa up the stairs, Dilis suddenly looked around vigilantly, and when he saw a person wrapped in a gray robe walking out of the tavern, he narrowed his eyes, because he had just felt the aura of black magic in that person.