"Lord Wang, I'll work out in the morning! It is really a model for my generation and a model for the underworld! ”

As soon as he left Su Mei's house, the sound of a bull's head came from his ears.

Jiang Feng turned his face to see that it was the same old face again, and he felt a burst of disgust in his heart!

When I was looking for a fox in Lingshan yesterday, this thing couldn't come out, and now that everything has settled, he's here again!

The more Jiang Feng thought about it, the more angry he became, and he said angrily: "Damn, what are you doing here?" ”

The bull head said: "The prince is angry! The little one won't give you a New Year's greeting! Hehe, what about the red envelope New Year's money? ”

"I'll crush you Malegobi!" Jiang Feng took a sip fiercely.

Niu Tou wiped the saliva on his face, and sighed: "The prince's saliva is fragrant!" The small ones are like a spring breeze, and they are as sweet as food! ”

Every time the bull head flattered, most of the time it was not good, and Jiang Feng had a faint sense of foreboding in his heart.

Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't care about himself, Niu Tou said again: "Lord Wang, have you already found the seal of the king of Hades?" ”

Jiang Feng nodded and said, "That's right! I don't want to be the Lord of Hades anymore, you can take it away, and don't come to me in the future! ”

"That's not going to work!" Niu Tou said with a serious face, "There are so many people in our underworld, for the sake of the prince, you are born and died, now is the critical moment, you can't leave us alone!" ”

Jiang Feng knew that he would not agree, but in fact, he was complaining, and asked, "How do you use this Hades Seal?" Can I go to the Underground Treasury now and withdraw money? ”

"Not yet!" Niu Tou said, "If you want to go to the underworld and withdraw money, there are two more conditions that must be completed!" ”

"Which two?" Jiang Feng knew that things were not so simple.

Niu Tou said: "First, you have to cultivate to the realm of the Nine-Rank Martial King, or the Nine-Rank True Person, the Nine-Rank Arhat, only when you reach this realm, can you go to heaven and earth!" Now, Lord Wang, you are still a mortal in the flesh, and you will be eroded by yin qi before you reach the underworld! ”

Jiupin Martial King?

Jiang Feng is now an eight-rank martial saint, how many years and months does this have to be cultivated!

Seeing Jiang Feng's heavy face, Niu Tou said: "Lord Wang, you don't have to worry too much, we have spent a lot of money to find a master for you, follow her to cultivate, and ensure that you will be thousands of miles a day!" Let me tell you that she is still a big beauty! ”

Big beauty?

That's not bad!

Jiang Feng eased his mood a little and asked again, "What is the second condition?" ”

Niu Tou said: "The second condition is to find the twelve earthly branches!" ”

"What are the twelve earthly branches?" Jiang Feng didn't quite understand.

Niu Tou said: "The twelve earthly branches are the bronze statues of the zodiac, the rat, the ugly ox, the tiger, the rabbit, the dragon, the snake, the afternoon horse, the sheep, the monkey, the rooster, the dog, the pig, before you are reincarnated, the mana of the seal of the king of Hades is scattered and injected into the bronze statue of the twelve zodiac signs, and handed over to the twelve great families for safekeeping, so now, you have to find them one by one!" ”

Jiang Feng's head was big for a while: "There are so many things, where can I find them?" ”

Niu Tou said: "The twelve great families are distributed all over the country, but Yanjing has the most, and one city accounts for five!" Yanjing is the land of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, so Lord Wang, your top priority is to follow the master to cultivate, otherwise, those children of the family may not obediently return the bronze statue! ”

Jiang Feng retreated in his heart and said, "What if I don't look for it?" ”

"This ......," Niu Tou said, "The prince doesn't know, you are the reincarnation of the Lord of Yama, eat a piece of meat on your heart, and you can live forever!" If you don't cultivate well, don't find the twelve earthly branches, and don't take charge of the underworld again, demons and monsters will come to eat you! ”

"Eat me?" Jiang Feng's liver trembled cautiously and said, "If you don't say it, who the knows that I am the reincarnation of Lord Yama!" ”

The bull head said: "So, you can't abandon us, you must unite!" ”

This is a threat to Mingguoguo!

Jiang Feng thought about it and said, "If you want me to agree, it's okay, you are all adults, and your salary will not be paid in the future, and you will make up for it together when you open the treasury of the prefecture!" ”

"Huh?"

Niu Tou couldn't imagine that Jiang Feng had learned to be smart, and if he hadn't seen him for many days, he would be able to negotiate skills!

He didn't dare to push Jiang Feng too quickly, so he could only agree with tears.

……

While speaking, Jiang Feng ran to the bay in the north of the city and took a cold shower.

After going ashore, my mood was much calmer, but I didn't know when the beautiful master would come, and I couldn't wait to improve my cultivation!

Passing by a newsstand, I found that the door was locked, after all, on the morning of the first day of the new year, I must have eaten dumplings at home.

Jiang Feng broke open the door of the newsstand, found paper and pen, and prepared to draw an invisibility charm and a wall piercing charm, and then went back to Su Mei's house to steal the clothes back.

Who knew that he had just broken the door open, and suddenly heard an immature scream outside: "Thief! ”

Jiang Feng looked up and found an eleven or twelve-year-old girl standing at the door of the newsstand, with a ponytail and a large schoolbag on her back, looking at her with a look of surprise.

Jiang Feng said viciously: "Don't scream! Then I will press you on the beach, and my mouth will give you the sun! ”

The little girl was quite bold and was not scared away, and shouted behind her: "Sister-in-law, there are thieves here!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a handsome, slim, and beautiful police flower wearing a police uniform ran over, and the pair on her chest was really frighteningly big, bigger than Li Xiaolu, and she held up the police uniform.

The policewoman Hua protected the little girl behind her, and at the same time took out a pistol and aimed it at Jiang Feng, and shouted, "Raise your hands!" ”

"I won't lift it, what can you do with me!" Jiang Feng didn't want to make a big deal out of it, so he hurriedly drew the talisman, as long as he drew the talisman, he could get rid of them.

Seeing that Jiang Feng was disobedient, the policewoman slowly approached and shouted again: "Raise your hands, otherwise I'm going to shoot!" ”

Jiang Feng was unmoved, and with a stroke of his pen, he finally drew the talisman well.

At this moment, only to hear a "bang", the policewoman fired!

Jiang Feng only felt that his eyes flashed, he was fine, but the two talismans he had worked so hard to draw were actually broken by the policewoman's flower!

"! You big-breasted, you deceive people too much! ”

Jiang Feng gritted his teeth in anger, and with a "whoosh", the person had already come outside, grabbed the pistol of the policewoman's flower with a small move, and fired five shots at his feet, shooting out the bullets, and said, "Who are you scaring with a broken gun?" Do you know how to jerk off? When Lao Tzu was handjob, you didn't come to your aunt yet! ”

The little girl was stupefied and cried with a "wow".

After firing five shots, Jiang Feng was angry, and he was a little apologetic in his heart, wondering if he was too violent?

At this moment, Jiang Feng only felt his head "buzz", his body and limbs twitched inexplicably, like dancing a mechanical dance, followed by the darkness in front of him, and fainted.

Before falling, Jiang Feng obviously saw that the policewoman was holding an electric baton in her hand!

Damn it!

No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives!

If you repair and hang again, you are afraid of electric batons!