Chapter 0013: Smiling Corpse
The place where Zhang Jinya took us to eat was a hot pot restaurant about six or seven hundred meters away from his house, because the place was remote, so the business in the store was not very prosperous, only a few groups of people who came to eat, so we were directly arranged into a box by the waiter without waiting.
It can be seen that Zhang Jinya's guy is indeed not very popular, and the reputation is estimated to be rotten, and after ordering the food, the waiter will run away like a thief, and look like he will drop a piece of meat if he stays in front of Zhang Jinya for one more minute.
The dishes in this restaurant were very fast, and soon our table was full of wine and meat, and Zhang Jinya greeted us with a few words and picked up the chopsticks and ate them.
To be honest, I'm quite hungry now, after all, it's nearly forty hours on the road, the things on the train are really too unpalatable, this way I have to gnaw instant noodles or gnaw instant noodles, and I see this table of dishes is also rumbling in my stomach, so I won't be polite to Zhang Jinya, I will go up and eat half full without saying a word, and then finally ask Zhang Jinya what is going on with the corpse gas on my body when the spirit is slightly better?
"I guessed too."
Zhang Jinya grinned, there was a coriander leaf sticking to the big golden plate teeth and didn't know it, the old god said: "The corpse gas on your body is particularly faint, if I don't shake hands with you, I can't feel it, this is not like you went to some gloomy and unclean place, but there is an eighty percent chance that it was calculated, something left a corpse gas on you, in order to track you, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, as long as you can't get rid of this smell on your body, then it can find you!" To put it bluntly, it's like you're loaded with a locator, and the thing that leaves a corpse on your body wants to find you, and it can find you at any time following the smell on your body! ”
I felt a chill in my heart, and hurriedly asked, "Is there a solution?" ”
"There's no hurry."
Zhang Jinya said: "There are many kinds of corpse qi, some are emitted by the dead after they decompose, and some are from the big zongzi, in short, different corpses have different corpse qi composition, and the solution is not the same." In this case, you first tell me what happened to you in detail, don't miss any details, I want to see what this is that has left a corpse mark on you and wants to find an opportunity to harm you! ”
Before I came, I heard the guide uncle say, Zhang Jinya's character is not good, but he has real skills, looking at his current posture, he can't really save me, and I will tell you everything from receiving the Baipi knife to the end.
As soon as Zhang Jinya's deflated calf heard that I had received the legendary Baipi knife, his eyes looked at the cloth bag I was carrying behind my back, and eighty percent of them had already seen that the cloth bag was a Baipi knife, which made me feel unsteady for a while-this guy should not have taken a fancy to my knife, right? After all, the value of the Baipi knife is too high, and you have to be tempted if you are a person!
So many things have happened, my mind to sell this knife has faded, now is the era of peace, this kind of murder weapon that has killed countless people is not easy to find now, it is almost an unattainable thing, I still want to keep this knife by my side to protect it, it is simply the best talisman for people like me who are weak and weak, and at the moment I covered the Baipi knife behind my back: "Don't fight its idea, I still point to this thing to save my life!" ”
Zhang Jinya reluctantly withdrew his eyes and sneered: "How can I be, I'm that kind of person." ”
Don't you fucking know your reputation?
I cursed secretly in my heart, but I couldn't say this, so I changed the topic and asked Zhang Jinya what it was that left a corpse on me and wanted to harm me.
"There's a little bit of an eyebrow."
Speaking of business, Zhang Jinya didn't worry about my Baipi knife: "Listen to what you say, those things that harass you while you sleep and the old woman lying on your back should be ghosts, they don't have corpse gas, but it's hard to determine what kind of ghost they are for the time being."
Come to think of it, I think the thing that pretends to be Mr. Li and smiles at you when you're not paying attention is the most likely!
As for the mysterious woman who took the thing, to be honest, I can't tell the depth, I don't know if it's human. ”
As soon as I heard this, I was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked if I could determine the origin of the thing that pretended to be Uncle Li smiling at me?
Zhang Jinya was silent, and after a long time, he slowly said three words: "Smiling corpse!" ”
I felt a chill in my heart, my face suddenly became ugly, and the corners of Uncle Li's eyes twitched a few times.
Zhang Jinya looked at me with interest and asked, "Do you know this smiling corpse?" ”
I nodded.
The smiling corpse, recorded in great detail in "The Secret Art of Hair Hills", is one of the most ferocious dirty things. The reason for the formation of this thing is also one in a million, extremely rare, most of them are because they are too tired before their death, and when they are about to die of exhaustion, the body self-regulates and enters a very special sleep state, because this sleep state makes people feel very comfortable, so they can't help but smile on their faces in their sleep, but their breathing stops, and they absorb oxygen through the pores of the skin, so that they are mistaken for death, and they are directly nailed into the coffin, and then buried alive in a place where the yin qi is particularly heavy. They breathe through the skin because they can't absorb oxygen in the coffin, and they can only continue to absorb yin, which is sympathetic to the yang qi they hung before being buried, and finally forms a kind of thing that is not human, corpse and corpse, buried underground for tens of millions of years without rotting, not to mention, the face is still lifelike, with a smile on the face before the burial, once the coffin is opened, it will wake up immediately, so it is called a smiling corpse!!
This thing has been buried in the ground for I don't know how many years, and I don't know how much yin qi I have inhaled in my body, it is fierce and scary, and the body is soft, and it has a certain consciousness and thinking ability, and it will also capture the breath of the living, and change its appearance and characteristics through the breath of the living.
To be exact, this thing is basically a monster!!
Can I not be afraid of being targeted by such a thing?
Probably seeing my fear, Zhang Jinya patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, although the smiling corpse is fierce, it can still be cleaned up, I guess the reason why it hasn't looked for you again since it was taken away by that mysterious woman that day is because you have a hair mound mark on your body, since it is afraid of the hair mound mark, it means that the Tao is not deep, you will stay by my side during this time, as long as it appears, I will clean it up!"
However, according to the situation you encountered, this smiling corpse is obviously also at the level of being used as a gun, and the thing that really kills you may be more powerful than the smiling corpse, but if you want to figure out what it is, I guess you have to go to the Qinling Ancient Tombs, fortunately, there are indeed a few masters who are ready to go to the Qinling Ancient Tombs recently, I will walk with them, and when the time comes, you can follow us to act, and you can take care of it! ”
For the first time, I thought Zhang Jinya's obscene face was a little pleasing to the eye, but thinking about this guy's black heart, I also muttered in my heart, and hesitated for a moment before asking him uneasily: "What about this reward?" ”
"Smack!"
As soon as he said the reward, Zhang Jinya immediately slapped the table hard, which scared me a lot, and thought that he was asking the lion to open his mouth, and he was even ready to take the Baipi knife as a reward, who knew that Zhang Jinya actually said angrily: "Vulgar!" It's vulgar! You are also a descendant of Ge's predecessors, and the relationship between our brothers needs to be raised? Could it be that in your eyes, my brother is a layman? ”
I looked at the glittering gold tooth in his mouth stained with coriander leaves, and was too embarrassed to speak.
Seeing that I didn't mention the money again, the righteousness on Zhang Jinya's face suddenly reined in, and he grinned and hugged my shoulders as if he was playing with a changing face: "What, Brother Ge, have you practiced your skills at home now?" ”
Looking at the smile on this guy's face, I instinctively raised my vigilance: "Craftsmanship? What craft? ”
"Load! You're pretending to be with your brother! ”
Zhang Jinya patted me on the shoulder hard, and then lowered his voice and said, "What other skills can your old Ge family have?" How? When will we go and play too? I'll deal with the evil things, you just dig it out, and make sure you get rich! ”
I just understood, and I couldn't help sneering in my heart - I said why don't you want me to be paid, it turns out that this grandson fell in love with our Ge family's ability to rob tombs, thinking that Lao Tzu would also rob tombs, and wanted Lao Tzu to help him pry a big tomb to make a fortune, which is much more cost-effective than him charging me for compensation!
But the fuck doesn't have the skills of my ancestors!
But I didn't tell him this, this grandson just took me to rob the tomb, I want to say no, whether he can save me or not!
Zhang Jinya saw that I was silent and thought that I was hesitating about something, so he persuaded at the moment: "Brother, what are you hesitating about?" Listen to my brother, that thing is really profitable. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Jinya pointed to the gold tooth in his mouth and said, "Look at this gold tooth, this is what my brother and a few Tufuzi got out of the tomb before!" But those few Tufu are not good, they don't have the ability of your Lao Ge family, they don't have the burial goods in the tomb they are looking for, they will get up as soon as the coffin is opened, and a big zongzi will pop out directly, Lao Tzu will follow them but suffer a big crime, they didn't catch anything, and they didn't say anything, and they wasted the boss's strength to surrender the zongzi, fortunately, there is a gold tooth in the mouth of the zongzi, or Lao Tzu will lose a lot. ”
I had a chill: "Your gold tooth was pulled out of that zongzi's mouth?" ”
"That's right!"
Zhang Jinya grinned: "There are no funeral goods at all, Lao Tzu doesn't pick out its gold teeth, isn't it a bamboo basket to draw water?" If you can get a little bit, don't you say it's a reason? ”
All of a sudden, I don't know what to say, I'm nauseous enough, I can't get off the chopsticks when I look at the dishes on the table, this person is really, invite us to eat and be afraid of spending money, just say it, as for this?
"Let's talk about it!"
I pursed my lips and didn't directly refuse, giving him an ambiguous answer: "Let's solve this problem on me first, and talk about other things later, okay?" ”
I really can't help it, after all, I have a request now, I can only be fat in the face of the public, so let's save my own little life first. Fortunately, Uncle Li and Zhou Jing also cooperated, and did not directly expose me to the fact that I was a novice who didn't understand anything.
"Okay!"
Zhang Jinya grinned, probably thinking that I was agreeing to say this, and patted his chest and assured me: "You will be on me." ”
I sighed silently, what the fuck is this called, but in order to survive, I can only do this......
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