Chapter 256: Self-Affection (Added to the Alliance Leader "Flying Talker")
"The quality of the girls in our class is not bad? I've seen several beauties who can score 80 points, and there is one who can score 90 points! ”
During the break, Xu Ang collapsed on the ground, wiped his sweat, and whispered to Tang Mingyao next to him.
People are really a wonderful creature, and in just a few days, Xu Ang is already immune to the aura on his body when he looks at Tang Mingyao now, and communicates with him as an ordinary classmate. At most, when outsiders are exclaiming that this is Tang Mingyao, he will stand next to him and secretly feel that this is my roommate, and I am different from you people.
Today is the third day of military training.
After two days of hardship, these top students who only know how to read all day long can be regarded as experiencing the hardships of military training.
In the past two days, Xu Ang and Ran Xiaomin returned to the dormitory, they didn't even want to boil water, they just wanted to lie down directly, if it weren't for Tang Mingyao and Yang Zhiwei taking the lead, they were afraid that their bodies would be stinking and sour.
Tang Mingyao also felt that the intensity of this military training was a bit too high, but fortunately, he had been exercising before, half an hour a day, and he could adapt to the intensity of training better than a weak chicken like Xu Ang.
After a few days of communication, he also discovered one of Xu Ang's characteristics - he looks like a beauty in everyone.
There are really a lot of female students in the Department of Psychology, and there are two classes in Clinical Psychology, and they are one class, with a total number of 48 students, half of whom are men and half female.
Tang Mingyao took a cursory glance at the day of the class meeting, and in the past two days of military training, he occasionally saw the phalanx of girls in his class, and found that there were only a few good-looking ones, and there was only one who could be called a beauty, but among these people, Xu Ang was stunned to find several high-scoring beauties.
This aesthetic ......
It can only be said that his passing standards are very low.
Seeing that Tang Mingyao didn't speak, Xu Ang touched him with his elbow, and then said, "Is that girl a little interesting to me?" I noticed that she looked at me several times. ”
Tang Mingyao looked at him with idiotic eyes: "Have you talked to girls in the past few days?" Do you think you're handsome or rich? I've never seen you so self-inflicted. ”
"She really looked at me."
"Where's that?"
"The phalanx opposite, the second girl on the left, is also from our class, and I have seen her at the class meeting. You see she's all smiling, showing her teeth that ......"
Tang Mingyao followed the guidance and looked over, and found that he had no impression of that girl, and the other party was at least thirty meters away from his side. At such a distance, he suddenly smiled at their phalanx, and the ghost knows who the smile was for.
He said earnestly: "Young man, do you understand the three major illusions of life? ”
"Which three?"
"The phone vibrates, I can fight back, she likes me......"
"What's that? I really don't think it's a delusion, I don't believe it'll be accosted by you for a while! ”
"Come on! Momda. ”
When the military training was over in the morning, Xu Ang really raised his head and went straight to the girls' phalanx.
Tang Mingyao saw that he was so violent, and thought that he would at least say a few words to others, ask for a name QQ or something, but within a minute, Xu Ang rolled back dejectedly.
"There's a boy who passed before me, grass, not the ...... of our class"
Tang Mingyao said: "Got it, right? Three major illusions. ”
"Why is this happening? That boy is from the phalanx next door, and if she hadn't been looking at me, her eyes wouldn't have looked this way. ”
The two followed the army to the canteen to eat, and Tang Mingyao said as he walked: "In terms of personal performance, you are a typical self-inflicted amorous. But biologically, you're normal, so I'm not going to laugh at you. ”
"What is biologically normal?"
"You want to know?"
"Yes!"
"Do you know the difference between a man and a woman? Biologically, men are not directly fertile and must rely on women if they want to have offspring. This determines that the courtship method of men must cast a wide net and catch one by one, only in this way can the continuation of their offspring be guaranteed to the greatest extent...... How can you cast a wide net? It's about hypnotizing yourself in a way that feels good about yourself. Regardless of whether women are interesting to you or not, you first have a delusion, and then take the initiative, and there are many attacks, there are always a few successes, isn't it? The outward manifestation is the heart of flowers. ”
Xu Ang suddenly realized: "It seems that this is really the case, so feeling good about myself is actually not my problem, but everyone is like this?" ”
"Almost."
"Why didn't you do that?" Xu Ang looked at him suspiciously, "Aren't you a man?" ”
Tang Mingyao kicked this guy: "I am self-aware, not as narcissistic as you." ”
"What about girls? Do girls feel good about themselves too? ”
"Women are the opposite. Because women have the ability to have children themselves, they don't need to go around courting, they just need to find the right one, and then trap this one. And because pregnant and lactating women are very fragile and lose their ability to protect themselves, they need the protection of men, and the stronger the better. This is why women always worship the biological roots of the strong. ”
“…… Another point, as I just said, men are essentially flowery, which contradicts women's requirements for their spouses, so what do women use to trap men? The only thing they can show is loyalty. Therefore, in ancient and modern times, most civilizations in China and abroad have always regarded women as beauty, in fact, it is not only a social and historical issue, but also for this reason......"
Xu Ang looked at him in surprise: "No wonder you can take the top prize, you know all this messy knowledge, and your knowledge is much wider than mine." ”
Tang Mingyao smiled and didn't speak.
In the afternoon, it was another high-intensity training, and it was not until about nine o'clock in the evening that Tang Mingyao returned to the dormitory half exhausted.
When the time came, he took his mobile phone and went out as usual to make porridge on the phone.
He has taken the time to change the phone card to the capital, although the phone bill is expensive, but with his current income, he doesn't care much about this little money, so there is no problem with making a phone porridge every day.
"How's it going today?"
The girl's voice came from the other end of the phone, like a clear spring, washing away Tang Mingyao's fatigue for a day.
"The sun is a little shining, it's only been a few days, I've been dark for a long time, and you may not know me when you come back." Tang Mingyao said.
"I'm kind of eager to see what you look like with your tan."
"Don't show it, I won't come back until I finish my military training and turn white."
"Then I'll take a sneak peek at you, take a secret picture of your black appearance, and take it out to make fun of you next time."
"I think you're going to get lost."
"No, I'm very good at knowing the way, right? The first time I came to the provincial capital, I brought you here. ”
Qingqing and I chatted for a while, and Luo Wenxi said: "By the way, Mr. Wang talked to me alone today, and he almost scared me to death." ”
"What did I tell you?"
"Teacher Wang said that he knew that I was in a relationship with you, and he knew about it last semester......" There was a gentle patting sound on the mobile phone, as if Luo Wenxi was slapping his chest with his hand to relieve tension, "I thought he was going to ask me to invite parents, but he told me again, saying that you are a very mature and sensible boy, and he believes that I am the same, and said that he hopes I can distinguish the primary and secondary relationship between love and study...... In short, what he means is that as long as his grades don't drop, he doesn't care if he is in love or not. It's the first time I've met a teacher like this......"
Tang Mingyao agreed: "Teacher Wang is different from other teachers. When I was in his class, I noticed that there were several couples in the class who were in love, and they were quite obvious, but he didn't care much. ”
Luo Wenxi said: "I like Mr. Wang very much. By the way, what is your address at the school? Give it to me. ”
"What's wrong?"
"I want to send you something."