"Why are you sitting on a rock?"

Zhang Bowen squinted at Lao Bai, and immediately teased: "Okay, don't force it, hurry up, get ready to leave, this place is still not safe, if you don't enter the imperial capital for a day, you won't have a day of peace, don't be arrogant, it's okay, who pokes you in the eyes?" Tell me how much time has it been since you entered Changbai Mountain, have you washed your cheeks? It's like you're quite rare, let me tell you, your cheeks are the most disgusting of our group, have you ever seen yourself like that when you changed your life against the sky? Grass, fart when you fart, and there is a special entrainment, who wants to touch you? The master who sells his cheeks and no one wants them! ”

"Hey, Zhang Bowen, what do you mean?"

Lao Bai was not happy, and said: "Lao Tzu felt that his eyes were poked, so he nagged something, you are still buried endlessly, aren't you?" Urging, urging, it's really ...... After running all the way, the rest meeting is not enough? You're not a human being who doesn't feel tired, but Lao Tzu knows what it means to be tired! ”

These two ......

I lost my temper and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I said Lao Bai, Brother Zhang, can you two say a few words?!" Don't make any noise, pack up and get ready to go, it's really not safe here, I'm always worried that the Supreme will come up. ”

Saying that, I looked at the dense woods around the top of the mountain, strange shapes, all of them are plants born in the dirty soil, I am afraid that this was also the address of the massacre back then, it is reasonable to think about it, after all, this is facing the gate of the imperial capital, if the massacre is carried out here, the defenders of the imperial capital will definitely be able to see that the compatriots are slaughtered, and it is strange not to be provoked. I estimate that this place killed the most people back then, so the filthy soil plants that grew out were very leafy, if something got into the forest, I am afraid that we would not be able to detect it at all, and in this place, my sensing ability was also infinitely weakened because of the forbidden spell of Archmage Merlin back then, which is basically equivalent to being blind, that is to say, even if there is a crisis around me in this place, I can't feel it, it's just a dangerous wall, as the so-called gentleman doesn't stand under the dangerous wall, although I am not a gentleman, I don't want to delay here any longer, so it's better to leave early.

Lao Bai looked at me and looked around, he followed, he was not stupid, he must know what I was thinking, so he didn't grind anymore, waved his hand and supported the ground with both hands and was ready to get up, as a result, before his ass left the ground, Lao Bai's eyes suddenly widened, and his eyeballs almost bulged out when he saw the situation, and then sat on his ass like a nail, "whoosh" screamed, and the whole person "whoosh" stood up all of a sudden, and his face turned red, and he couldn't say a word for a long time......

"Hey."

Zhang Bowen was surprised, so he poked Lao Bai and asked, "Dude, what's wrong?" Is this being cooked? ”

Lao Bai didn't respond, he covered his stomach and inhaled the cool air, and after a long time, he finally slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, and three words popped out from between his teeth: "Kill ...... for a thousand years"

A thousand years of killing?!

I was stunned for a moment, at least I was stunned for a moment, and then I suddenly reacted to what Lao Bai said about this thousand-year-old killing, in fact, it was to put my hands together, and then use my index finger and middle finger to stab others in the eyes with lightning speed, that thing is quite ecstatic, and I suddenly feel that the intestines in my stomach are pumped together, it is really dead and alive!

Don't ask me why I know what it's like, because Lao Tzu has tried to kill for a thousand years! Ge Zhonghua, that old man, is an old man who loves to play millennium kills at every turn! When I was a child, I was reading a book along the kang, and I was fascinated by it, and my ass was also pouting, and the old unserious one gave me a thousand-year kill, and then I was crying and he was laughing, and since then I have remembered the ugly face of the old guy, so whenever others say that he is a hero, I can't connect the old hero in other people's mouths with the old indecent in my eyes that a thousand-year-old killer made his grandson cry and live happily......

Now, Lao Bai has been killed for a thousand years for no reason?

Looking at Lao Bai's ecstatic expression, it seems to be.

I subconsciously looked towards the place where Lao Bai had sit, in fact, there was nothing there, just a small mound, but the small mound was very soft, as if something had broken through the soil at a very fast speed just now.

There's something in this dirt!

I narrowed my eyes slightly, a thousand years of killing almost to Lao Bai to death, you can imagine how powerful it was at that moment, although the way is laughable, but it can be seen that this underground thing is afraid of being extraordinary, so I gradually pulled out the Baipi knife, step by step towards the small mound, what is it, find out and see!

As a result, as soon as I moved, the thing that was burrowing in the small mound seemed to sense the danger, and even moved, rushing towards the distance at a very fast speed, and disappeared in one go!

At that moment I was ready to go to chase, but I didn't think it would be my turn at all, Lao Bai was more active than me, at that time I only heard Lao Bai roar "the groove", spread his feet and chased up, the speed is really not covered, it seems that the millennium kill is really to Lao Bai to provoke the eyes, in fact, look at Lao Bai's back and know how sour it is, when Lao Bai chased up, I clearly saw that his clothes were torn, red pants can be seen, you can imagine how strong it is, and the speed under the rage is not much faster than usual, In the blink of an eye, it disappeared from our sight.

"This ......"

Cao Yuan glanced at me a little embarrassed, and said helplessly: "Lao Bai is too ignorant, now the situation is weird, it's right to leave for the imperial capital quickly, why is he still chasing that thing!" ”

"That's what it feels like for you to kill for a thousand years, it's really like poking a chopstick red oil chili pepper in your belly, it's very sour, I'm afraid you have to go up and fight hard!"

I smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, everyone is on guard, wait for Lao Bai, this place is strange, the induction power after changing his life against the sky is completely useless here, just now I and the old white man are here, we can't feel that there is something underground, we have to be cautious!" ”

With Lao Bai's tragic experience, a few of us don't dare to sit on the ground anymore, in case we are killed for another thousand years, we can't do it, right? A few of us were a little scattered, but not too far, looking around, on guard.

After about ten minutes, Lao Bai finally came back, carrying an unknown creature in his hand, and walked towards us while scolding.

When he got closer, it turned out that what he was carrying in his hand was actually a ...... Midget?

That's right, this is a person, but he is extremely short, not even less than a meter, but he is extremely rough, not to mention his strong body, with a full beard, a big hammer in his hand, and a bun on his head. It's thick and short, but the power is very great, and I sent Lao Tzu to ride the roller coaster at once, this is sour......"

"This ...... Looks like a dwarf! ”

Suddenly, Cao Yuan said, walked up and circled around the thing that Lao Bai had caught back twice, and finally said with certainty: "That's right, this must be the dwarf in Western myths and legends, not a dwarf, a dwarf is a congenitally underdeveloped existence of our human beings, and its own strength is not great, it is impossible to toss Lao Bai like that, you look at the muscles on this thing, it is very powerful, I am afraid that although the strength is not as good as Xiaotian with dragon power, it is almost the same, dwarfs do not have such power, they must be the dwarves in Western myths and legends, That is, this guy ...... Probably from the Right Acropolis! ”

My eyelids jumped: "You mean...... The Supreme has already come? ”

"Probably not......

Cao Yuan glanced around and said, "The Supreme is here, where can this place be so peaceful?" I'm afraid I've already tossed a few of us, I guess it may be a dwarf who came to pass through this place, burrowed in the ground, Lao Bai sat on someone's head, and they poked him in the stomach and couldn't get up, and finally simply gave him a thousand years of killing......"

"Grass, Lao Tzu doesn't care if he's a dwarf or a dwarf!"

Lao Bai roared angrily: "You hold him down for me, and Lao Tzu will give him two thousand years of killing to let him taste what it tastes like!" ”

"Lao Bai!"

I let out a low shout, stopped Lao Bai, and then walked towards Lao Bai with a hundred knives: "Anyway, since this guy is from the Right Acropolis, it means that our place is now under the monitoring of the Right Acropolis, and we can't stay for a long time, so kill him first and go on the road immediately!" ”

"No way!"

Lao Bai was really red-eyed, he didn't even listen to my orders, and said vigorously: "If you don't give him two thousand years to kill Lao Tzu, I am unwilling!" ”

Now...... I don't have a temper anymore......

At this time, the mutation suddenly changed, and the dwarf who was carried by Lao Bai suddenly roared!

"What?"

Lao Bai was stunned, looked down at the dwarf, and said, "Don't force it, I didn't run away after killing you for two thousand years today!" ”

"You're trying to kill me?"

The dwarf was carried by Lao Bai in his hands, but he did not panic at all, a sneer appeared on his originally expressionless face, opened his mouth and spoke Chinese, and said word by word: "Old deflated three, you dare to sit on my head, I am already very polite to you, to be honest, your ass really stinks!" Since you are not convinced, then let's go head-to-head, I, the leader of the dwarves, challenge you with the Sacred Hammer Rock! ”

"Fuck you hammer!"

Lao Bai scolded: "Still fighting with Lao Tzu? Today, Lao Tzu will not kill you for a thousand years and make a to count Lao Tzu! ”

After speaking, Lao Bai threw the dwarf called Rock to the ground, and for a while the dwarf's hammer was thrown to the side and the whole person lay on the ground, and then Lao Bai laughed wildly, yelled "Thousand Years of Killing" and rushed towards the people......

That's when the mutation abruptly happened!

The dwarven rock was obviously not a good stubble, and after being thrown to the ground, he did not climb up at all, but raised his leg and slammed it into the handle of the sledgehammer that was thrown aside.

Airplanes!

The sledgehammer flew up all of a sudden, so immortal, Lao Bai spread his legs and laughed wildly just past the sledgehammer, and the sledgehammer was under his crotch, so the result can be imagined......

The sledgehammer smashed into the crotch of Lao Bai's pants almost with lightning speed, and the smile on Lao Bai's face froze at that moment, his whole face was green, his mouth was wide open, and he stumbled and planted himself on the body of the rock, and his face was still facing the ass of the rock.

The rock is also a lack of morality, "poof" at the old white face to break a fart, and then laughed wildly to get up and run, before leaving, do not forget to bring his own hammer......

All this happened too fast, and a few of us didn't react, so Lao Bai covered his crotch and lay on the ground, rolling all over the ground, looking at pain, and almost said with difficulty: "Are you stupid, don't you go after that grandson......"

And chase a fart!

I kicked Lao Bai at the glance, waved my hand and shouted, "You guys bring him for me, and then let's go quickly......"

Everything that's going on in this place is already telling me that it's very unsafe here.

Who knows, as soon as Zhang Bowen carried Lao Bai, there was a dull and distant horn sound in the grove next to us, and I have heard the horn, which is clearly the war horn announcing the attack on the battlefield in some costume TV dramas!

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