At that time, the three of us had just drunk two jars of old wine, which was brewed from aged plums buried under the plum tree in the courtyard.

Yu Guiniang personally brewed, the wine is fragrant and mellow, the entrance is sweet, and the stamina is very large, and it is easy to attract people to be greedy for a cup.

Yunkang's alcohol consumption has always been bad, and his stomach was already exhausted after a few glasses, and he was defeated early. However, Yunkang's wine is acceptable, and even if he is drunk, he doesn't go crazy.

If Yu Gui and I are drunk and are drunk, then Yunkang is a drunken fool.

Yunkang's cheeks were puffy, as if he was stained with rouge, and he sat quietly under the tree with drunken eyes holding an empty wine jar. Leaning against the tree, he didn't move, tilted his head slightly, grinned vigorously, and occasionally belched for a long wine, and then continued to grin.

I drink a good amount of wine, but I am the most gluttonous and drink the most wine, although I claim to be able to drink a hundred glasses, but this wine is really easy to get drunk. With a slightly sober mind, I told myself not to make a fool of myself, but I still couldn't control this body that was no longer controlled by my consciousness. Somehow, I just can't help but want to laugh. I couldn't hold back my laughter and laughed out loud. While laughing, he rolled up his sleeves, and couldn't help but climb the loquat tree next to him, clamoring to pick fruits for Yunkang and Yu Gui to eat.

The tree was so tall and difficult to climb that I was so tired that I gave up halfway through and slid down the trunk to the ground. Still unconvinced, I clung to the trunk and shouted, "You all wait for me, I'll go...... ...... vomit"

Vomit –

A burst of vomiting.

I raised my hand, wiped my freshly spit mouth, smashed it, and then shouted loudly: "You wait...... When I climb this tree, I will pick grapes for you to eat. Say, do you want to eat apples? What, don't eat loquats? Okay, then I'll pick cherries for you. What a picky mouth! ”

Actually, they seemed to ignore me.

His head was dizzy, and his feet were fluttering, as weak as stepping on cotton. I can't control what I say, I obviously think I'm sober, but why I can't help myself. I know that I can't say it if I don't know it, but I still blurt it out.

I shook my head vigorously to clear myself, my chest was stuffy, and my whole body was tired. I clasped the bark in my hand and looked ahead.

I'm a little less crazy here, and the craziest thing is Yu Gui.

Sure enough, if you don't drink on weekdays, you're crazy, and if you don't have a decent shape, you will be even more crazy when you drink, and you're crazy and reckless, and you're irrational.

Yu Gui put one hand in his waist, his eyes widened, and he pointed to the lunar eclipse lying on the ground and nibbling on the small roast chicken, and reprimanded sharply: "Baili Yuan, you muddy ball, bastard." Why do you keep arguing with me! Say, why? ”

The lunar eclipse didn't give any reaction, and still buried his head in eating roast chicken.

Yu Gui was furious, changed his hands to his hips, and said angrily: "Baili Li, you are unkind, indifferent and ruthless, uh...... You mean villain. You're actually going to attack me while I'm asleep, and you're scratching my feet. You're shameless...... Shameless. Say, is this your new tactic? Oh, I see, you're trying to scratch my feet and laugh me to death, right? If you want to make me laugh to death, go and help your Wen Liangdi to be the crown princess, right? I'm telling you, no way, no way. When pigs fly. Don't move, I'll kill you......"

Yu Gui slapped it a few times, the lunar eclipse did not move at all, and he was still concentrating on gnawing the roast chicken, probably because Yu Gui's strength was not strong enough to hurt it. Seeing that the lunar eclipse did not react, Yu Gui became angry, raised his hand and slapped it fiercely, which directly knocked down the chicken leg that the lunar eclipse had just put in his mouth.

"Eat, eat, eat, you will eat, why don't you speak?"

The eclipse raised his head and squinted and whined twice to show his dissatisfaction. It's a shame that it was raised by me as a dog since it was a child.,Retain not much wolf nature.,Very docile and obedient.,If it's replaced by other wolves who are so provocative.,I'm afraid that I won't be able to stand well.。

After the eclipse, he picked up the remaining small roast chicken and moved it to another place, and continued to eat.

Yu Gui took a break from the wine, paused, and said: "The most annoying thing is that you, you still wronged me, you always wronged me - I didn't hurt Xiao Qianying, no." I really don't know, feeding him people will cause him to have a high fever that will not go away, because the nurse said that Xiao Qian should be weak and should eat more ginseng to make up for it. I only fed a little bit, really, just a little bit ......"

She stretched out her thumb and middle finger, comparable to each other, and said very seriously: "I don't know why he will be like that after feeding a little bit of ginseng, he has a high fever and cries incessantly, and I am also very anxious." I know you're angry with me, but, you shouldn't have scolded me like that, you still pushed me...... Say that I am a femme fatale, and that I hate because of jealousy. Yes, I am jealous, but I don't hate, I don't hate. ”

The more Yu Gui spoke, the more aggrieved she became, the more she said the quieter her voice, and in the end, when I thought she was about to cry, she suddenly lowered her head, raised her head silently, changed her face, and smiled again.

It's boring, it's boring.

I hugged the tree and scanned around with my eyes wide open to see if anyone was looking at our jokes, and by the way, at Yu Gui's jokes.

Over there, Yunkang had already given up the boring smirk and started a new performance, she smashed the wine jar with a bang, opened her hands, buried her head very low, and suddenly raised her head to the sky and roared, patting her chest and saying to herself: "Wu Nai, the Buddha sits down, the golden-winged Dapeng, you and other mortals, don't quickly get out of the way, blocking the way for this Dapeng to spread his wings and fly high!"

As soon as the words fell, she ran around Yu Gui several times like a bird dancing, shaking her arms and giggling as she ran.

This kid has really been suppressed for too long.

Yunkang ran fast, and Yu Gui, who was already dizzy around his head, was even more confused, and when she saw Yunkang running, she also ran. The two ran in opposite directions around the same tree, crashing into each other and falling to the ground at the same time.

Yu Gui was able to jump up a little, react quickly, and quickly got up from the ground. She stepped on the stool, lowered her head and stared at Yunkang, who was still lying upright, and shouted: "I am a beautiful and lovely flower-selling lady, who are you?" What, you, uh...... Dare to steal my peach, come on, beat this stinky monkey to death! ”

put aside the cruel words, Yu Gui was bored, and her attention was focused on the lunar eclipse that was eating the roast chicken and napping on her stomach. Raising his eyebrows and slyly smiled, Yu Gui squatted down, picked up the face of the lunar eclipse, kissed it, and smacked his lips: "Ah Yuan, didn't you rinse your mouth?" Why does it smell of roast chicken? Hey, it doesn't seem to be roast chicken, try again. ”

Saying that, it's another sip. Lunar Eclipse is very obedient this time, very cooperative, and let her kiss.

Yun Kang sat up straight, laughed, and said amazingly: "Yu Gui, when I unify the world, I will make you the head of the internal prison!"

It turns out that Yunkang still has such great ambitions.

It's really unseemly.

How could the two of them be so crazy? Poor to see, stupid to death. It seems that I am the only one who is awake. Forget it, let's not talk about them, I still continue to go up the tree to pick fruit.

After a commotion, a few of us finally lost our strength and stopped.

We made an appointment, I won't take Duobu today, Yunkang won't bring Zhanlu, and Dongzhu of Yugui is not around, and I don't want a maid. Today, it's just the three of us, have a good drink, get drunk. We can do whatever we want, we can make trouble as much as we want, no one will stop us, and no one will restrain us with rules.

In fact, we are not so drunk, and our hearts are all clear, it is rare to be confused, and it is rare to be presumptuous once. Why bother if you're really drunk or fake?

After the madness passed, Yun Kang picked up another empty wine bottle and sat under the tree and giggled, so Gui fell on the stone table, pillowing his arms and pretending to sleep.

Yun Kang suddenly pointed behind me, puffed out his cheeks, opened his round eyes and smiled: "Hey, isn't that His Royal Highness the Prince!" And my general, there is a shortage, and your king Jing is also sighing-"

Yun Kang's words instantly made people sober up for three points.

There was a coughing sound behind him, and he deliberately coughed it out to inform us.

I squinted and looked back.

Looking for the place where the voice came from, I saw three people with iron faces, like patrolling the sea. One is Wu Pingqi, and the other is Baili Yuan. There is still a person behind Baili Yuan, it is Changji!

Why are they all here?

Now, I'm halfway awake.

I quickly turned around and slapped my face vigorously to sober up completely. Yun Kang sat on the ground, Yu Gui was lying on the table, I was holding the tree, and there was a stupid wolf with chicken bones in his mouth next to him.

Looking around, I felt that there was no way to escape, and it was too late to dig a hole in the ground.

Yun Kang got up calmly, staggered towards Wu Pingqi with an empty wine bottle, his face half happy and half worried. Wu Pingqi also walked towards her, his expression was gentle, and seeing that Yunkang was walking unsteadily, he hurriedly reached out to pick her up after a few steps away, and said softly: "You come slowly, don't be in a hurry."

Yunkang stuffed the wine bottle into Wu Pingqi's arms, raised his smiling face, and smirked: "This wine is delicious, you drink it!"

It's obviously an empty wine bottle, and what do you want people to drink?

There was silence all around, no one made a sound, and they were all waiting to see the reaction of Wu Pingqi, the ice lump.

Wu Pingqi was stunned, and immediately cooperated to raise the wine bottle to make a drinking gesture, and when he put down the wine bottle, his eyebrows and eyes smiled.

Yun Kang stroked his palms and smiled, and said to himself: "I'll just say it's delicious, if it's delicious, you can drink more, and drink it all."

Wu Pingqi lowered his voice and patiently coaxed: "This is what you left for me, it must be delicious." Little Five, let's go home, go home and drink slowly. ”

Magical! Wu Pingqi still has this gentle side? Such a person who is not smiling, strict with himself, and pays attention to etiquette in everything will cooperate with Yun Kang to be stupid, and will hold her hand in public, and even his eyes when he looks at Yun Kang are filled with a gentle smile. The affection in the eyes is not too hot, soft and soft, like the warm sun in early spring, which is better than moderation.

There is a huge difference in height between the two, if it weren't for Yun Kang looking up, she wouldn't have noticed that there was a person whose eyes were always on her.

Yun Kang nodded vigorously and said okay.

Wu Pingqi nodded to everyone to signal his resignation, and said with a pity: "There is a lot of trouble."

After the four words were dismissed, he led Yunkang away.

The tone is still so blunt, and the attitude is still cold and indifferent. But I found out that he didn't seem to be like this to Yunkang. When he turned his head to look at Yun Kang, his expression softened.