【V140】Grievances are snowing, happy events are coming
The emperor's favorite concubine surnamed Wang, was entered the palace three years ago, and has not been favored, but for the emperor gave birth to a little princess so that he became a concubine, the emperor gave the title Zhao, earlier there was Xu Xian's concubine power in the harem, and there is Wan Zhaoyi Sheng, Concubine Zhao does not appear prominent, it is the queen who chose her among many concubines in order to consolidate her favor after walking out of Fengqi Palace, and Concubine Zhao has been summoned a total of five times in a month, which is almost comparable to Concubine Li back then, not to mention that the emperor's interest in sexual affairs has greatly decreased after entering middle age, so Concubine Zhao can be repeated again and again, repeated favor, it can be seen that the emperor loves her.
However, the companion is like a tiger, maybe it was her luck to be chosen by the queen, but how to make the emperor always think about her is her ability, she has been waiting for so long to come forward, she is more careful than anyone else, but at the moment she screamed, she knew that she was finished.
All the camps he had been in for a month were all in vain.
When Gonggong Wang heard the screams, he didn't care about anything else, and rushed in as soon as possible, and the palace maids and eunuchs who were on duty at night on the side of the palace were all startled by Concubine Zhao's voice.
Several people stood in front of the dragon bed in unison, and when they saw the scene on the bed, they almost screamed.
The emperor was overconsumed last night and was the last to wake up, but it was not much later than them, he opened his eyes and saw a group of black palace people stunned in front of him, he frowned: "What's wrong?" ”
In addition to Father-in-law Wang, the palace people knelt on the ground in an uproar, and Concubine Zhao also grabbed her clothes to cover her body, threw herself out of bed and knelt in front of the emperor.
The emperor became more and more puzzled: "Early in the morning, what's wrong with one or two?" ”
The crowd lowered their heads, and no one dared to speak.
It was still Wang Gonggong who was desperately in danger of being killed, and pointed cautiously with his fingertips.
The emperor looked down and saw that his chest hair was gone!
The emperor gasped, lifted the quilt, and saw that the leg hair that had finally grown back was gone! Not only that, but the foot hair is gone!
What's going on? Who the did it!?
He reluctantly opened his pants, and when he saw that the crane hair of the Son of Heaven was not left, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
Wang Gonggong opened his mouth in accordance with the emperor's gaze, uh...... He didn't expect it here......
But that's not the worst of it.
Just when the emperor was so angry that he lifted the table, Wang Gonggong silently brought a bronze mirror.
The emperor looked at the big bald head in the mirror, and finally could no longer support it, and his eyes went black and fainted.
Father-in-law Wang didn't know how everything happened, Concubine Zhao was scared to death, crying and shaking like chaff: "It's not me...... Not me...... It's really not ......."
Of course, Gonggong Wang understands that Concubine Zhao doesn't have the courage.
…… The main thing is that there is no such technique, the hair is shaved, clean as if it has never grown, Wang Gonggong looked at the sky strangely, hum, how did you do it?
This matter cannot be spread outside, otherwise the emperor's face will be lost, and Wang Gonggong immediately issued a gag order to the witnesses, and Concubine Zhao was no exception, and then Wang Gonggong pushed the early dynasty away on the grounds that the emperor occasionally felt cold and felt unwell.
The emperor was really angry, fainted for a long time, and only woke up after an hour, thinking of what had happened to him, and fainted again in anger, so that it was not until the evening that the emperor could finally look directly at himself as a white chicken.
"Your Majesty, take a sip of tea." Father-in-law Wang had the courage to serve a cup of clear fire tea.
The emperor knocked over the cup in his hand: "Call that stinky boy to me!" ”
Father-in-law Wang was stunned: "Yes...... Young Master Yan? ”
The emperor was furious: "Otherwise, which stinky boy is there?!" ”
Gonggong Wang went to the Young Master's Mansion non-stop, Yu Wan returned to the village, and Yan Jiuchao was about to pick her up in Lotus Village, but she was intercepted by Gonggong Wang just when she walked to the door.
"The young master will follow the old slave into the palace."
Father-in-law Wang didn't say anything, but the emperor easily didn't summon him, Yan Jiuchao thought about it, and still went with Father-in-law Wang.
This time I didn't go to the imperial study, but I walked into the emperor's bedroom.
There was a strong ambergris fragrance in the dormitory, Yan Jiuchao frowned, although the ambergris was good, he didn't like this smell.
A wide landscape screen was in front of the dragon bed, and Grandpa Wang brought people here and obediently retreated to the door.
Yan Jiuchao looked at the screen in front of him, and raised his eyebrows: "Your Majesty called me?" ”
Behind the screen, the emperor had a big shiny bald head, his fists clenched and his face was pale.
"Your Majesty?" Without waiting for the emperor's reaction, Yan Jiuchao raised his eyebrows and decided to turn around and go out.
The Emperor shouted angrily, "Get out of here!" ”
"Oh." Yan Jiuchao walked over slowly, stood on the side of the screen, poked out a small head and looked in, only to see a monk in a dragon robe sitting on the bright dragon bed, "Uh......"
"It's me!" The emperor was furious.
Yan Jiuchao winked innocently: "Your Majesty, is this going to be a monk?" ”
The emperor picked up the jade dragon pillow in his hand and threw it at Yan Jiuchao, Yan Jiuchao turned his head to dodge, and the emperor was so angry that he grabbed another one, but this time he didn't throw it out: "You give me an honest explanation!" Did you do it?! ”
After thinking about it, the emperor felt that the only one in the world who dared to be so desperate was this bastard boy!
His own son doesn't have the guts!
As for motivation, do you need to ask?
As soon as he pressed down Zhou Huai's testimony with his front foot, his back foot was shaved into a white chicken, can this fucking be, yes, coincidence, coincident, coincidental?!
"You...... You ......"
The emperor's lungs were about to explode.
Yan Jiuchao was more surprised than the emperor, the mighty emperor became a sleek white chopping chicken overnight, his hair was gone, his eyebrows were gone, and he was afraid that it would be ...... His gaze swept the emperor from head to toe, and he sighed, "Your Majesty doesn't want to become a monk yourself...... Not me. ”
He said seriously.
"Not who you are?!" The Emperor was furious.
Yan Jiuchao said innocently: "Your Majesty doesn't know, I don't know, I don't live in the palace, right?" What's more, why would I do this? ”
The emperor's chest rose and fell violently: "You...... You don't pretend to be crazy and stupid! Zhou Huai confessed, and he admitted that his military exploits belonged to Yu Shaoqing! General Xiao didn't give the list to Yan Congming! ”
Yan Jiuchao said: "This is a good thing, why should I take revenge on Your Majesty?" Could it be ...... Your Majesty is still unwilling to be ordinary for Yu Shaoqing when he clearly has evidence? ”
The emperor was so angry with this guy who pretended to be stupid that he slapped his head again!
Yan Jiuchao cleverly dodged again.
The emperor has always cherished his hair, in his opinion, this is a symbol of a man's strength and strength, having a thick hair is like a general has his most proud armor, many ministers have faced the dilemma of hair loss and baldness after entering middle age, but he has a strong beard, whenever he sees the envious eyes of the ministers, he is extremely proud.
Now, the hair he was proud of was gone.
The real dragon has become a sleek little silkworm.
Who can understand the pain in his heart?!
"It's not me." Yan Jiuchao said, "Uncle Huang has strengthened the vigilance of the palace, and my dead soldiers can't break in, does Uncle Huang think I am so capable?" ”
This is the truth, since he was shaved by this kid once, the emperor has arranged the most powerful dead soldiers of the imperial family outside his bedroom, and the silver-faced dead soldiers in the hands of Yan Jiuchao are not their opponents, and they will never break through their guards unknowingly.
So...... It's really not him.
But if it weren't him, who would it be?
"Auntie!"
Yu Wan packed up her things and prepared to go back to the young master's mansion, she was going back yesterday, but the sky suddenly darkened, and she was worried that it would rain on the road, so she spent the night in the village, the Yu family's house was being rebuilt, and they now live in the Ding family's new house.
Jiang walked gently towards Yu Wan.
Yu Wan looked at the hand she was hiding behind her back, and said with a sinking face: "Auntie, are you giving them something to eat again?" ”
Jiang shook his head cutely.
Yu Wan said with a dark face: "I smell it all!" Honey grilled chicken thighs! ”
Jiang: Huh
Last night's rain didn't fall, but today it came without warning, Yu Wan had to take the three little fat boys back to the house, the little fat boy sucked saliva and rushed into Jiang's house, the little meat hand grabbed the sweet roast chicken thighs, and gnawed them.
The little snow fox also shared a big chicken leg, elegantly put on a small papapa, and shared the food with the little fat cat who was a full circle older than himself.
The heavy rain did not come to the capital, but Jiang Hai came back with news in the rain, Yan Jiuchao nodded, and let Jiang Hai retreat.
A heavy rain can't stop him, but he has a very important thing to do, he knows who the emperor is letting tricks, although he can't carry this pot, but he is happy to add a fire.
Yan Jiuchao asked Ying Thirteen to call the Lord of Qin Tianjian over.
The prisoner is a thin middle-aged man, not tall, with a scholarly temperament.
"Xia Guan has seen the young master." The Supervisor bowed and bowed.
"My father was gracious to you." Yan Jiuchao didn't go around in circles with him, "I don't know if you still remember my father's kindness?" ”
Lord Jian Zheng solemnly said: "Xia Guan was born in a poor family, and on the day of the scientific examination, he was tricked and went the wrong way, His Royal Highness King Yan had a golden body, and he didn't think I was dirty, so he let me get into his carriage and go to the examination room, if it weren't for His Royal Highness King Yan, I would have lost my career." ”
He has a seriously ill old mother, and he has to feed his children, and his brothers and sisters-in-law have dragged him down, and he has repeatedly failed the exam, which is the last time he went to the exam, and if he fails again, he will have to go back to his hometown to farm with several brothers and sisters-in-law.
It can be said that if it wasn't for King Yan pulling him at the last moment, he would never have the status he has today.
King Yan didn't take this matter to heart, and he didn't want to say it to make people think that he wanted to have a relationship with King Yan, but he had always been grateful to King Yan in his heart, but unfortunately he didn't wait for himself to repay King Yan, and King Yan died young.
Alas.
Yan Jiuchao said bluntly: "I didn't call you here today to catch up with you. ”
Lord Jian Zheng arched his hand and said, "Just by the orders of Young Master Yan." ”
……
In the next few days, a lot of strange things happened in the capital, first the everlasting lamp of Puji Temple suddenly went out, and then the incense candles of the royal ancestral hall could not be lit, and then the sweat and blood horses of the royal garden did not eat overnight, and the rare birds pounced on the bird cage and hit their heads and broke their heads.
The people gradually spread the bad luck, saying that there were people in the royal family who violated the will of heaven, and God began to send down the curse of heaven.
The emperor naturally knew that Zi Bu was strange and confused, but he couldn't stand the superstition of the common people, and if these rumors were not suppressed, it would be time for the envoys of Nanzhao and the Xiongnu to see the jokes.
On this day, the emperor announced the eunuch into the palace.
The emperor sat behind the screen, but this time he was not seen.
The Supervisor stood behind the screen in an orderly manner.
The emperor said in a deep voice: "Have you heard the news of the people? ”
The eunuch said: "Your Majesty refers to ...... King Cheng and the lord of the Xiongnu got married? ”
The Emperor frowned.
Lord Jian Zheng continued: "The people are rumoring that God has sent a curse to the royal family because he is dissatisfied with this family business, and the bloodline of the Great Zhou royal family cannot be confused, and many people in the people have petitioned to stop the peace between the two countries. ”
The emperor cleared his throat, what does this matter have to do with his relatives? The family announced to the world a month ago, I don't know how many times the punishment should have been sent to heaven, why wait until I tore up Zhou Huai's testimony?
"Do you think so too?" The emperor asked.
Lord Jian Zheng shook his head: "Weichen has calculated the birth dates of His Royal Highness King Cheng and the Lord of the Huns, it is indeed a match made in heaven, and it should be a kind of providence for the two to get married." ”
The emperor said: "So, the curse of heaven is nonsense? ”
"Definitely." Lord Jian Zheng shook his head again, "Wei Chen watched the stars at night, and saw that Zi Weixing was variable, Zi Weixing is the lord of the stars, and it is the star of the emperor. ”
The emperor's face sank: "What do you mean...... Is this damnation coming at me? ”
"Wechen doesn't dare." The warden lifted his hem and knelt down in fear.
The emperor looked at him deeply: "Ruo Zhen...... What if you ignore it? ”
Lord Jianzheng raised his head and looked into the emperor's eyes without dodging: "Tengu eats the sun." ”
The tengu eclipse is a great omen, which means that the emperor's virtue is at a loss, and the emperor must write down an edict of his own guilt with his own hands and sincerely repent in order to seek forgiveness from the heavens.
The edict of oneself must not be false, so what should the emperor write? Is it written that he wronged Yu Shaoqing, or that he killed his father?
There are some things that the emperor does not dare to bet on.
The emperor said, "You step back first, and don't mention today's matter to anyone." ”
"Wechen takes orders." The Lord Governor bowed reverently and took his leave.
The emperor sat at the head of the bed dejectedly, touched his big bald head, and seemed to be ten years old overnight, and even the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepened.
"Your Majesty, it's time for dinner." Father-in-law Wang reminded in a whisper outside the screen.
The emperor was not in the mood to eat.
"I don't believe it." The emperor said.
Gonggong Wang paused, thinking about whether the emperor was asking him or talking to himself, and heard the emperor say, "Do you also believe it?" Think my hair is gone? ”
Wang Gonggong's neck shrank, this time he said that he believed it, I was afraid that he would not let the emperor drag him out and beat him to death, but in his private heart he had already believed that it was a curse, otherwise, who could avoid the eyes and ears of so many dead soldiers, and sneak into the emperor's bedroom unknowingly? It's so perfectly shaved and beautiful, it's like the emperor never grows!
Gonggong Wang coughed lightly and said: "Your Majesty, King Cheng and the main Xiongnu County have been married, take care of your body, don't be angry." ”
The emperor said indignantly: "It's just a thousand commanders, what if I don't rehabilitate him!" I am the Emperor! It's the Son of Heaven! ”
Wang Gonggong said earnestly: "Captain Yu...... saved 100,000 people in Youzhou. ”
If he hadn't sent the list in time, Youzhou had already been reduced to a ruined city, this is not a matter of rehabilitation, it is the entire Youzhou City, it is 100,000 lives, and it is the lives of 30,000 or more Great Zhou soldiers.
Wang Gonggong ordered so far, and he didn't dare to say more, so as not to anger the emperor and lose more than he gained.
There was silence in the room for a while.
Wang Gong said publicly: "Your Majesty, there is a sentence that the old slave does not know whether to say or not. ”
The emperor said, "You say." ”
Wang Gonggong said bravely: "Regardless of whether these things are natural or artificial, in short, they all seem to be aimed at Yu Shaoqing, if you rehabilitate him, won't there be nothing?" ”
"Humph!" The Emperor snorted coldly.
Father-in-law Wang said bitterly: "When the limelight passes, Your Majesty will punish you as you like, the top priority is not to let the envoys of the Xiongnu and Nanzhao see the jokes, what do you say, Your Majesty?" ”
……
On the 20th of May, less than three days before the wedding of King Cheng and the lord of the Xiongnu county, a holy decree arrived in Lianhua Village.
"Fengtian carrier, the emperor's edict said......"
Gonggong Wang held the holy decree in both hands, stood in front of the ancient well in Lotus Village, and recited it in a tone of voice.
He knelt on the ground in front of him, Li Zheng and Yu Shaoqing were at the head, and behind the two of them were the uncle's family, Xiao Tiedan, and three cute little fat boys.
The villagers also came, and obediently knelt down to listen to the order.
Yu Wan stayed in the house with Jiang, who was sick and couldn't get out of bed.
“…… And now the water has finally come to ......"
The little fat boys were bored on their knees, and staggered to the feet of Grandpa Wang, to catch Grandpa Wang's dust.
Pick it up! Pick it up! You're taking orders!
Can you behave a little bit better?!
…… Whew, it's heavy!
The little fat boys hugged Wang's arm and crawled on him vigorously, Wang's father-in-law felt that his arm was about to break, and he didn't care about taking the tone, and read more than a dozen lines in one breath: "...... Yu Sheji has merit, Yu Li Min has grace, and now he is named a loyal and brave marquis, and he admires this——"
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